El Tel
@Terryduffy71
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Evertonian retired in Spain, living the dream. If pictures of some knobhead (me) enjoying life in the sun aren’t your thing, then this isn’t for you.
Alicante, Spain
Joined January 2016
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Feel sorry for the fella just going for a piss as Kompany hits this 😂
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Sick to my stomach hearing about the Southport Stabbings. Our grandaughter is in summer school just round the corner, but she’s safer. Thank fuck
NOW THE RANT. Will all you racist fucks stop spouting shite until any facts come out about the attacker and the reason.
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@fesshole
He’s deffo planted these for her to find, so she won’t go digging to find his stash of “Peruvian dwarf being bummed by a dog” porn.
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@Disc_light
Similarly, waited ages looking at the bridge of sighs in Venice for the right moment with the moon and a gondola.
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I’m not sorry at all people, but beer gardens are open again in Austria. First outside pint for two months and it tastes fucking fantastic !
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Let’s give a big, Bramley Moore Toyota dome welcome, to our new manager Jose Mourinho.
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@CrimeLdn
Looked like the fella who went to try and break it up, was the first one in cuffs 😂
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My folks live in Worthing now, and my Dad goes on a walk every morning. He bumped into
@speedomick
this morning 👍
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Me and my younger brother all dressed for THE Bayern Munich game. The little shit is a red now.
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8 years ago today, Amanda Holden stalked me in the directors box at Goodison. Wouldn’t let me go until she got her photo with me.
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@bushontheradio
People at airport security, who wait until they are just getting their tray, to empty a Million things from their pockets, and spend ten minutes getting their belt off, like they’ve only just realised they need to do this.
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My 83 yr old neighbour brought me a present today. Didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s the badge that nearly caused a riot and only lasted a season, bless him 😂
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Before and after pics of the new decking I’ve put down at the back. Properly made up with the results. Just a little kitchen to put in and the last screens to go up 😎
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Haha me and my brother just about to leave for Goodison for the Bayern Munich game. He’s a dirty red now.
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Operation day today. Absolutely shitting myself, but looking forward to being pain free for the first time on over 6 months. Two ruptured discs being repaired and spinal decompression, nice room with a view though 😎
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Went out for a swift half yesterday afternoon. Woke up this morning having puked everywhere and the missus in the spare bed. She remembers waking up on the kitchen floor and heard me snoring so went in the spare room 😂
Don’t remember getting home but found this on the doorbell.
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She’s set me off again. My heart is bursting. She’s bought us yin Yang necklaces so we can always be close 😍🥹
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I literally have to pinch myself waking up to this every morning 💙
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Still repping the blues tonight, with my favourite Everton themed t-shirt. Five ??? It really happened
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You’re a star 😂👍
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I officially became a Spanish resident today. Big weight off my mind with all the brexit shite.
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Grandad does the best Barbecues 💪
We’ve got her for 7 more weeks, so block me now if you’re bored of posts about her already 😂😂
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These things have appeared today, I’ve counted them there’s 21, I think they must have ordered too many 😂
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Step son and fiancé have gone back to the UK, and my better half is in Benidorm for the day. Absolute bliss 😎
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Our last selfie, just before the tears started. They have a three hour delay currently too
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The Granddaugter said we had to throw Nanny in the pool and film it for her 😂🏊♂️
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Freezing my nuts off, so I’m in McDonald’s on church street if anyones wants a straightener.
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Hospital selfie this morning. She’s fully regretting coming now cos she’s so bored, but wouldn’t listen when I told her 🙈
How is it possible for someone to be so cute though eh. Also Darcy looks nice doesn’t she 😂
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Being discharged this avvy thank god. As much as it’s a nice hospital, they’re horrible places aren’t they.
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My eldest son arrived 24 years ago today. He was 10 weeks early and only weighed 2lb 12oz. The nurses in the special care unit were amazing and he’s grown up to be a fantastic person..eventually 😂💙 Happy Birthday son.
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The calm before today’s storm 💙😍 the women are all fast asleep.
Have a wonderful day you amazing people.
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On this day 8 years ago I won a VIP trip to the open at Hoylake. I met possibly the most miserable bastard ever to walk the earth.
@SamuelLJackson
can you see how happy he was to have his photo taken
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Is it just me that thought Seamus was carrying a skateboard in that first picture 😂
The weekend tour got off to a great start tonight, with some of the crew at the
@EvertonHeritage
event to see Seamús Coleman pick up the Dixie Dean Memorial Award.
A chance to also bump into Evertonians Derek Temple & Dave Watson.
#ToffeesOnTour24
🔵⚪️
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How it started, how it’s going. 17 years and we haven’t killed each other yet 😂💙
@Netty02535612
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I fucking love it too 😁
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2 Starters, 2 mains, dessert and coffee, 2 beers a wine and a water. €24 👌😎 fucking love eating out here.
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Old school meff tea with a twist. Ham, eggs, beans and mini roast potatoes in place of chips. Read it and weep.
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@Luke75096443
From a fascist website called europinvasion. I’m totally convinced now mate. White power
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Back home after a curry and a few beers, sat outside chilling. Boss
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A Spanish fella from up the road who I always try and talk to, to learn the lingo, has just turned up with his work gear and resealed our drive for us. Said it’s what he does for a job and wouldn’t take any dough.
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Telly up on the wall now. Means I can watch the match while I’m in the pool, and that way I can drown myself when we go 3 nil down against Southampton.
#fuckoffEverton
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Is it Friday now 😂🤷♂️
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Last one I promise, I’m just in an incredibly positive mood. If my posts inspire you, fantastic. If my posts annoy, piss you off, make you think, fuck off ya prick I apologise. I’m not stopping and if I can touch just one person (not like THAT) then it’s worth it. 💙
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Went to a place with live music earlier today. Benitez on lead guitar doing a great job.
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Ready to go 🏊♂️ water is only 18° C though so like fook im getting in yet 😂
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