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Regardless of how it goes down life goes on, am I right? mufc | sapiosexual |
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People judge like they past perfect
Like they present pretty snd future
flawless.
We're all sinning ion give a fuck what you call it.
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God's plan 💕
People make marriage sound like hell. Can I get some married couples sharing happy stuff PLS, small achievements together, memories, ANYTHING!!!
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Few years ago I saw this guy at MBP and I casually said "werey yi re" and instead of him to either ignore or get angry he smiled and said "awon fans mi re" on the spot I felt ashamed and I had to ask to take pictures with him to at least atone for my condescending utterance.
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How Dj Cuppy keeps her calm over the hate she gets on here should be studied at tertiary level.
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Pictorial evidence for 30yrs of pure grace and favor.
Happy birthday to myself 🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎊🎊
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@D_iiW
At kingfisher and I peeps went to chill, we ordered fish for take away, waitress brought the fish o and later took it away because that was the last fish and it was for someone else.
I was huangry
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@MythAndFact
Its funny how these Europeans Did Africans dirt in the past and we've all let it go.
This is one out of a million stories of inhumane treatment.
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Wizkid just signed a boy he doesn't know from Adams to star boy
See God
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Over here it's 22nd already
Happy birthday to me, the journey so far has been nothing short of grace and favor.
#TaurusSeason
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Sabi girl 💕🦅
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The way the doctors on this app talk down on terrestrial powers that be is quite hilarious,even the holy books acknowledge these things but okirikiri from enugu north thinks charms don't exist. 🤡
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I'm only here for the good time not a long time ✌️🇳🇬🇿🇦
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Liked by Rick Ross,Pasuma,wizkid,olamide,KWAM1 and 99 others.
Insha Allah
Mmm
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I'm just happy my family is very liberal when it comes to religion, I don't ever want to deny myself anything in this life because of religion.
The most important thing for me is being a good person with empathy, all that over religiousness isn't my thing.
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I hope you read this but having an extra year isn't the end of the world.
I did too but mine was resolved during summer as per private school.
When i told my mom she yelled and yelled and insulted the living in me but today we laugh about it and thank God for the journey so far.
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Another year clocked, happy birthday to my deity ❤️❤️❤️
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Omo up to 5 trucks were used to clear bikes at idi araba just now, won't be surprised if fight broke out there soon
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Happy birthday to my mom
A man in a female body
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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9ja babes and food dates
Na person wey dey borrow money go date na him dem dey like
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Ija wa Ija o si always guiding is your bio but zazu zee is what you think is razz?
Its the being selective for me o
BTW who made you custodian of razz?
Y'all always end up looking stupid in a bid to appear cool
Oshisko
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He who pays the piper calls the tune, may my intuition continue to afford the piper.
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Words can't describe how proud I am of you, I want you to look back on your journey and understand how God has been your support and he hasn't even started with you and he'll never cease to be.
Against all odds, against the rejection you stood and kept your head up high.
🦅🦅🦅❤️
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Social media is mostly sinners Judging sinners differently
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IDGG
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@eric_tc24
@counle
Sadly not all men understand this, they always end up impressing people who have zero interest in them
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Do you have a sister in the army that sends you kisses from afar?
Well,mine does and she means the world to me ❤️❤️❤️
Ajoks baby
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Fellow adults has it dawned on you that all those people that used to give you Xmas money are now expecting Xmas gift from you?
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Going to Eko market should be listed on 1000 ways to die
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Even the zoo is well coordinated
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Bro
See I'm very confident by the virtue of what you've done for this guy
Your divine helper has found you already this isn't a prayer it's just how the world works.
Big ups man.
Cause I actually see that guy each time I drive by and I never paid attention to him until now.
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My mom followed me to Osogbo for my post UTME as well
Despite the fact that she trolled me of having been at home from '07-'10.
Haa
Walai,my mom na baba o
Single handedly sent I and my sis to private university without help from a single soul but God's grace.
Bolanle 🙌 o por ye
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Top dj at fortyz already knows my partner to be wizkid fc,anytime she pulls up,it's wizkid catalog all through
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There's something about tiwa that resonates with me,if you want posh I dey for you,if na street o wa nle bi iyepe, Aje!
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Don't stay stagnant,Its ok not to have everything figured out,keep evolving.
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@tolaluffspurple
The sad truth is the guy Prolly went there with bike
Cause if it were a cool car the reception would a bit friendlier
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This is so mean
He'd let nature get revenge
😂😂😂
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I want to appreciate everyone of you who took time out to celebrate this day with me,so long the trees will always bow to the wind, the universe will align for us to succeed 🙌🏾❤️💯
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Whatsapp calls now look like facetime, still hasn't clicked
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People are in Mecca now praying their hearts out, e go be me too one day sha, insha Allah ❤️
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I'm not bragging when I say my wife will enjoy me till death,I randomly remember how I invested in my exes because I've understood before now it's the best thing to do,if I did that with the wrong ones how much more the right one?
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@YemieFASH
@Temisan_daniels
@PoliceNG
Omo the retaliation that'll follow this ehn,
In a civilized world it's unlawful to disarm an officer sha.
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