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For your QUALITY Solar System Installations within and outside
#Abuja
, call on us to deliver to you.
Images below is for an ongoing 5KVA installation.
#RenewableEnergy
is the Future.
#AskKestim
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So, your parents had 9 months to think upon a name and came up with; TITUS ?
It Sardines me... 🤦🏽♂️
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Someone is marrying the Boyfriend she cohabited with.
Or she Cohabited with herself??. Lol
Imagine marrying a girl that cohabited with her boyfriend throughout her 4years in school 😭
Do better kings
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The Volume was increased for you dear... ☺️☺️😹😹
While recording a stampede scene at the entrance of the M.K.O Stadium, d military (3 army & several policemen) attacked me, flogged d hell out of me & broke my phone despite identifying myself as a journalist with my accreditation hung around my neck.
#NGAGHA
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“Childbirth is not an Emergency” ????
Omo… some Women go too marry the weapon fashioned against them. 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Our Forefathers knew about a certain prussic or hydrocyanide poisoning in Cassava that’s why they’d ferment them for days.
But you see this Buchymix Generation??. Lol
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So, you people sit in Church inside that Lagos and Dayo Israel is preaching to you???.
Lmao 😂😂
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Femi Falana in his Youthful Prime during the Oputa Panel, was quizzing a sitting President Obasanjo in the Dock.
While you were using your Youthful Strength to Cry on Stage.
Femi Falana is a TV lawyer at best with this string of loses and doubling down on loses
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How can i make my own Petrol at Home??. ☹️
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You dey inside Kitchen with Gas o... 💀
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Ph.D???.... Writing Exams???.
What happened to Course Work - Research & Presentation?.
In some Countries, Masters Students don't even write exams.
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Bini Parents will be like, meet my Children; Efosa, Etinosa, Igbinosa, Ikposa, Makosa and Samosa. 😩
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Cross FM 106.1
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Women hate when men below their pay grades approach them... Talmabout, "It's the audacity for me"
But when they're shooting at a guy way-way above their Father's pay grade, they're "a spec and more".
Patriachy can not be uninstalled like that my dear. 🌚🌚😂😂😂😂
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"See the way you beat me" is on her way to Wash that Toilet. 😊
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Divorce ke??
Make everbody hold their rubbish tight o.🫵
Who you wan leave am for??. 😒
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If you wear a Gladiator Sandals to our First Date, i will know that you're an Amalekite and have come to War with me.
Na to shooot on Sight...😂 😂
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Divorce is the new Cool now...
For me & mine, we will marry well, stay married, live happily ever after and die in our old age without Seperation. 🙏
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PO entered the 3 Senatorial Districts of Edo today.
May Enikaro daily guide your Path amongst Mortals.
Your blood will not Clot under your Veins. 🙌🏽
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Do Nigerian women really make out time to listen to their "men"?.
Like their psycho-emotional well being.
Abi, He's a Strong Man?.
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Ini Umoren (in Uyo)
Bamise (the BRT Lady)
Uwaila Omozuwa (Inside RCCG Church, Benin City)
Barakat (in Ibadan or so)
Glory Adekolure (in Benin City)
And a whole lot…
Reminds me so much of how nothing was done about Augusta. I hope Christianah gets her justice.
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Omojuwa can't even Rebrand himself on this App talk more of MC Oluomo.
He should know already.
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Acts of Cervix
Single babe wey dey bring two spoons to eat with married man for office, Wetin be your plan? 😂😂😂
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Not some Men being delusional on this Post.
A Man and Woman Cohabited for Years in their University Days.
They both have regular sex but it’s the Woman’s Organ that is Bastardized…
The Man is a Virgin with a Wood for Pen!s. The Unbowed, Unbent & Unbroken Amu!.
Hypocrisy!
Someone is marrying the Boyfriend she cohabited with.
Or she Cohabited with herself??. Lol
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Today, i buried My Mother for Life amidst tears and mixed feelings.
Evidently a Good woman and the Love of my Life.
A true Queen! 💛
Keep resting in the Lord's bosom my Love.
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Once you see Sex Workers, you go drop Crotchet.
There’s a Corner of Shoprite in Warri, once i see you standing there as from 7pm, i have profiled you.
Dey speak English there!
This is profiling and it stinks, you see single women outside and automatically assume they are sex workers, meanwhile no mention of their customers as if they are sleeping with themselves. You should grow up it’s a new year, nobody wants your man.🫵🏾
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As a young man, you must strive to avoid having anything sexual with a married woman.
E gey why!
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Nancy Isime & Ini Dima-Okojie are crystal Clear... 😌
Edo Women are Premium and Elegant. 🔥
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Peter OBI gets a FREE PR anyday and anytime.
A Good Product sells itself... 💪
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I like the vibe in this song;
Davido ft. CKay - La La 🎶
Selina! 😁😁😁
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If Women begin to hold Men to a penile standard that Men hold Women to vaginally, this hypocrisy will end…
Two people naked Fok but na 1 person organ dey bastardized.
Picking stones against the Woman caught in Adultery while letting the Man go his way.
Hypocrisy on Steroids!
Someone is marrying the Boyfriend she cohabited with.
Or she Cohabited with herself??. Lol
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Sucessfully Completed my Auxiliary Residency in General Surgery. 🙏
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
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"Men will sleep with anything" but na you dey sleep with Ekuke. 😂😂😂😂
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Dem serve Tonto breakfast, she turn am to ladies Buffet Night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Make God step down for her?. 😒
God bless the queen. May she reign in heaven. Queen Elizabeth II has passed.
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"You don't need no other body..."
Una come go carry another body join the song say na remix. 🙄
What's the Essence? 🤷♂️
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Any RCCG Member in Apo??.
I want to Bow & Beg for Sunday Rice 🥺🥺🥺
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People who put Religion over Humanity are always dishonest and terrible.
Avoid them!
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Salary is the bribe they give you to forget your Destiny... 💀
Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal Will Be Paid $1 Million Annually
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That show of shame at the National Stadium was never about the Match Outcome.
It's about Nigerians looking for where to vent their Anger & Frustrations on.
The Country's Wicked Leaders have made everyone a Raving Lunatic.
The Coming days won't be as easy...
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Not Dr. Chife leaving his job as an Apple Executive to digitize some ancient paper-biro process in Nigeria for BMC e-rats to disrespect him.
Una dey mad!
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On that
@volqx
tweet about separate rooms with your spouse;
I will just bathe, dress up sharp, spray my perfume & she will be like where are you going, I wil say to see my new girlfriend.🤨
After few mins, I wil show up at her door then knock...
Babe I'm here!
Home Visiting!🌚
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I am more proud tonight being an Edo Man.
We go Hard or go Home! 💯
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Hmmmmm. Only Nnewi & Onitsha alone in Anambra has billionaires more than the whole North and West.
I'm not even joking...🚶 🚶
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"Abuja Boys are Broke"
Are they really broke OR they refused to put coins in your aluminum plate?. 🤔
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We have Kidnappers and Murderers on this Bird App.
They're constantly collecting and collating information about you.
Keep posting your details and fake credit alerts from anon. 😒
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I'm calling you out
@_Toseen_
for being unfortunate.
I have noticed your activities on the TL lately for the right or wrong reasons.
Just yesterday, you followed me and I followed back and now I noticed you have unfollowed me. 🙄
We don't do that here so remain blocked...👍
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Reduced their Tradition to this for APC Politics sake.
Tomorrow when you disrespect it, they'd blame the Igbos. 😂😂😂😂
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MEN... PLEASE!
STOP RAPING AND KILLING OUR WOWEN.
Seek Consent and if NO, go away... Don't be a Beast.
No Means NO!
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Pressure Cooker or Not, the hack to Cooking Beans Remains with Enough Onions, Crayfish, Little Salt and one or two Cubes of Maggi.
Those of you that add Sugar are supposed to be in Uselu.
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If you will ever marry, please do marry a KIND and EMPATHETIC HUMAN.
Because...
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@SubDeliveryZone
@doyinflaps
Lai Mohammed wants to annoy Israel abi...😂
They will just do 30 minutes (5 mins per Geopolitical Zone) Air Raid in Nigeria and the whole 'We're Fighting Corruption will be over...
Even the corrupts and the fighters will all meet their maker at once...😂😂
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Sega had a Street Credibility on here.
I loved that part of him... I think we all did in those times.
Watching him destroy the very Credibility with his own hands is a cringeworthy sight!.
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My mum died in and for a "good" cause.
I am wholeheartedly proud of that. 💪
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We don give my neighbor Belle o... 🤓
One of the best parts of being in a relationship is hearing most of your "I"s turning to "We"
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All of you shouting VIRTUOUS WOMAN
Value; "...Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land."
It didn't say;
"Her husband is known in the gates, when he bringeth shame to the Marriage/Land."
Make Husband no dey stress Virtous Woman again.😒
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That Shiloh Video about Large crowd & proclamation of Marriage Certificates is saddening tho.
For a difficult Country with mostly broke'n people, we are oppressed & obsessed about Marriage. 🤦🏾♂️
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Adamu Garbage said his "rustication" from the University is well documented and it's like the case of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.
He doesn't know the difference between dropping out of the University (attending) and being Rusticated.
Adamu na really Adamu 😂😂😂😂😂
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Tope Alabi is not different from some of you vendors who report the twitter accounts of fellow vendors selling similar items. 😂😂😂
They've always asked; Do Nigerian Female Artistes bring up themselves?.
No, they envy, pull down and slut shame themselves. 😂
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Tinubu for 2027
Ganduje for 2031 - 2035
We must continue the Love 🥰🥰
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Dele Momodu and Erica were busy uniting Africa days ago.
Now,
#EndSARSProtest
is not OVATION worthy. LMAO
Journalism of Convenience!
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1. Marry your Best Friend
2. Get her Pregnant
3. Treat her like a Stranger
4. Stay with Homeboy
Note: Your Wife is not your Family
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Just look at the Exchange from a Diplomat. 😂😂😂😂😂
Elections have consequences!.
Ode! You go to Indonesia, carry drugs, do cultism and come begging to be rescued from death sentence . Thank God for
@ndlea_nigeria
now saving people like you from death row
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BAT Camp don accept say na Drug King but na say e don pass 10years.
Statute-Barred 😂😂😂😂
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Alot of Nigerian Youths left this Country for Good this year.
EndSars was an eye opener to the State of the Country.
May you all eat the good of the Land of your sojourn. 💛
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Any Nigerian man you start helping to carry his financial loads in a relationship-marriage will NEVER change o.
Infact, he'd get worse...
Just a reminder! 🙏
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Aproko Doctor NEVER mentioned what was discussed with Bukola Saraki.
Bukola Saraki is a Medical Doctor
Aproko is a Medical Doctor
Everything must be "Politics" and Cancel Culture with y'all... 😂😂😂😂
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If Women begin to hold Men to a penile standard that Men hold Women to vaginally, this hypocrisy will end…
Two people naked Fok but na 1 person organ dey bastardized.
Picking stones against the Woman caught in Adultery while letting the Man go his way.
Hypocrisy on Steroids!
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KING OF BOYS has an Origin in Nigeria.
Kemi Adetiba, you do this one. 😁
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What Emefiele is looking for now is; to run for Presidency without Resigning as CBN Governor.😂
You do know where Ballot Papers and other sensitive Electoral Material are kept during Elections?.
The CBN Vaults in different States. 😂😂😂
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People marry Good Women to disgrace them?... Omo!
Chisom’ s case is the reason why you should pray to marry a good woman .
And his wife should be a perfect example to y’all slay queens,on how to stay in your marriage .
Marriage is mind last last.
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If you marry someone without a good Family philosophy, you're doomed!.
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I have always maintained that the whole Nigerian dating pool is filled with filth, dishonesty, zero understanding, emotional torture and STIs... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Chimaroke Nnamani was Governor from '99 to '07 and has been relevant since.
Never blamed Leadership Problems all the while.
Now he has lost, there's Leadership Problems. 😂😂😂😂
Mpa keep Crying, we need your Tears to Wet Enugu State and Twitter TL. 😌😌😌
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Says SOME of the women who use men to escape poverty of their father's house. 😂😂😂😂
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Abuja is not for Tech & Entrepreneurs...
You go steal Govt Money abi you no go steal???.
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I like how Peter Obi put Wike in Perspective as per the Presidential Elections.
"He came out against Me"
When you see the Mutilations from Rivers State PUs on INEC IREV Portal, you will be pissed all over.
It's only fair for the APC to Win the Governorship in Rivers State...
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Me as a Native Doctor;
Take it, it will work in the name of Jesus...
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If you're from Abia State, my Hart goes to you on this.
- “We give 500 Naira to pregnant women who deliver in primary healthcare centres” - Gov. Ikpeazu boasts
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Tonto Dikeh & CeeC are relative in character and actions.
😑😑😑
When a man avoids you like a plague, You will keep sewing threads like Obioma.
😂😂😂😂
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I personally think if you are taking a girl out on a date you should buy her father a new private jet. ☺️☺️☺️
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Does it have Space??
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Immediately I saw you, there was a CHEMICAL reaction in my heart.😉😉
I know I'm PHYSICally ready to make you the BIOLOGYcal mother of our Children but this GEOGRAPHYcal distance is also killing us...😭😭😭
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A subtle reminder that i am a Speccable Specullus. 💛
Circa, February 2020
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