Fuck you, the cunt that ran towards me with a pole & aimed to smash my windscreen. I accelerated & it missed all windows. Fuck you & fuck Vanguard Drive. Karma will get you. Thanks to Almighty & sorry for the language.
My foul mouthed colleague had all her teeth extracted & awaits dentures. I brought her a temporary set.
"Your poeth" from her didn't sound as vulgar to me with no teeth🤣🤣
@Camberry_cam
I think they need to be trained to be observant. You can easily see if something is amiss Or you'll see someone trying eye contact or wave. Why bother people when everything seems fine. Didn't even take a bite once, waiter asked how's everything. Uhm I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I DO!
The feeling you get when arriving home in the evenings to a notification that load shedding has been suspended, is akin to the feeling you got as a kid when it was your turn to do your mondeling / oral.. & the bell rings 🥴😅
Why would a Muslim hating person (very evident in their tweets) follow me? I am Muslim. I won't remove you, please remove yourself if you came here to comment stupid things.
Otherwise, Good Morning to everyone else. The non prejudiced, non racists, normal people.
Any person of colour that hasn't blocked me yet still supporting Zionist Israel? He just called y'all sub-human barbarians that took over the country 25 years ago 🤣 No meneer we love Jews.. We hate Zionists. Eish don't you feel like idiots yet? 🤣🇵🇸
I am having a big fat cry. Fuck you Israel. All of your fokken suporters can block me please, and any kak you feel like commenting on here now won't get a response but a block. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
I can't be the only person who does this? Coming from the design, packaging & advertising industry maar jinne y'all are just wasting material, ink, time & everything else 🤦♀️ Also I don't like the feeling of sticking my hand into a packet of chips. I can't explain it.
Spent entire day on my feet from 9am until everyone arrived after 5.30pm, made good stuff if I must say so myself. The veggie got upset because we're not her type of people, ordered herself an uber & left before we ate & no apology. Am I allowed to say B!tch?
My friend's partner is vegetarian, we're having a braai. Lord! Doesn't eat butternut, lentils, bulgar wheat salad, any meat alternatives, tofu, not even pasta. Tsek man! At least in the garden we have grass, tomatoes, lettuce, chilli's, & a lemon tree. Can sort herself out🤣
My friend's partner is vegetarian, we're having a braai. Lord! Doesn't eat butternut, lentils, bulgar wheat salad, any meat alternatives, tofu, not even pasta. Tsek man! At least in the garden we have grass, tomatoes, lettuce, chilli's, & a lemon tree. Can sort herself out🤣
I made a huge pot of delicious creamy chicken & veg soup (because I don't eat anyone else's lol and then a caramel & banana flan for my work lunch crew tomorrow. Now I'm ready for bed 😪
New person started today & left at 2pm: 'I don't think this job's for me because that guy is working on my nerves telling me what to do but keep me on your list incase you need someone for something else'
WHAT THE F?!
BTW, that guy is his supervisor & partner in the business.
The amount of people in the comments on these types of posts focusing on 'Why for Them' - instead of, YES PLEASE to a NO LOAD SHEDDING weekend is literally exposing the dumb. I love it!😂. You'd rather have load shedding only because it is an Islamic celebration. I can't 🤣
Just me with my groot voorkop because I am super happy that I shall only be back at work next Wednesday. Lose a day's hours but alas so be it. I need the break not the stress.
Also just for the record, mister says I love my hamster more than him. Probs. 🤫🤭😅
@Camberry_cam
Green boots was Indian, Sha from Nepal lol there are many white but also many other. The documentary is very interesting. It would be dangerous and very expensive to bring those bodies down shem. I have a friend that went up twice but not all the way. He be dark lol
This man's pictures are hauntingly beautiful. Strength to the fire fighters 🙏. Our area of work is extremely smokey today as well from a fire nearby.
Photo: Christoff Theunissen
WeBraai 🔥 did it again! My sister's 30th was lit & my guy & his team made this delicious spread for us 💕 Was absolutely delicious & as always well presented!
#WeBraai
You have time because you don't have kids.
How can you be tired when you don't have kids.
Well if you had kids you wouldn't have money for that.
You can have your hair & nails done because you don't have kids.
Who the f told you to have kids then. DAMN! Shut up! Fokkit.
Why are there racist people & supporters of genocide still following & starting to follow me 🤔 Your time lines are uhm very telling. 🇵🇸 You know where the doors are. Happy Wednesday 🌺🕊️
Throwback Thursday to two days ago. The Big FOUR ZERO. 1 extra grey hair so now I have 5. Person holding my hand is responsible for them but we love him anyways😂💜
So I ended up baking yesterday anyway. Momma loaves & babies. One for us, baby ones for my folks (diabetes so moderation) & one for inlaws.
#CarrotCake
Should be a lock feature on shopping apps from a certain hour. Me scrolling at midnight, see carrot cake & decide to buy all the ingredients including foil pans (to give away as loaves) on Checkers60 for delivery this morning 😭 Now I am old & tired with all the goodies 😂
Made two creamy custard tarts but forgot to add butter into the final stirring but whatever it tastes just fine. Nobody will die. I think the butter is for the glossiness & no cracking when set 😔. I am officially moeg!
VANGUARD Drive - lights out all the way to Epping. How in CT can't we see road markings in the wet? I have to follow a vehicle or use the curb as a guide.
Bofors Circle entry Epping 2 completely flooded, some stuck vehicles, had to turn around & drive further to GWest.
#BeSafe
So yeah my eyes still feel weird after some random tears now & again for my kitkit & lack of sleep😿 but my eyes be heavy baggy at the unGodly hour of 5.45 in the morning when I have to start up my PC 😥 Send sleep! Have a good Wednesday y'all, maybe I'll look more normal later🤷♀️
May not look like my best akhni to date but it tastes like fire food so it's the 2nd best tasting one's for the year.. 2 braai coals & half cup of butter to smoke it 🤤
Haters can hate! Did we not have an absolute damn blast 🤩 Voice be gone, headache of note but I'd go again if I could tomorrow 😭. Loved it! The nostalgia was next level.
Chevra / Slangetjies - There just is NO way of eating this with any elegance is there? You just take some with your hand & make the sousies sign & into your mouth to crunch extra loudly. Same with popcorn. Eat in public with caution😶
So last week I complained, this week it went so much better 🙏 fantastic prep for Ramadaan because I get full so easily & they're all healthy meals. 4.9kg down in 2 weeks, now hopefully it can happen more naturally & consistently after this plan ends on Friday 😄
#IveGotThis
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Never mind the rest.. Just 1: Block me. People crying & afraid in the comfort of their homes for the 1000 people in Seapoint today. Not even an inkling of what Palestine goes through. Also here's an Alpaca selfie I took today. I told him to pose for Palestine 🇵🇸
For those who unfollow me coz of my views on Gaza...
Don't just unfollow me, coz then I still follow you.
1. Block me - that way none of us follow each other
2. Unblock me - if you don't want me to know that you blocked me.
3. Breathe deeply and say good riddance to bad what what
Did my mother just try bribing me?! I would never ask her for a cent never mind ever having had to ask for fuel money for taking her anywhere 🙆♀️🤣 That's her humour though she isn't being serious. Also gosh I cannot handle the 'u' and not YOU or even 'n' instead of & or AN 😖
@Ziyanda_ZC
It's not a cure but definitely helps to calm anxiety & stresses. Chamomile tea especially & it's quite tasty too! Also good for stomach issues 🙂
I have more plants in my office than paperwork 💁♀️Rescued these brown / maroonish leaves in front from the bin this morning & re pot them so hopefully they take. My ferns are looking a bit droopy but they've been through transplant shock last month 😞
Trying the low carb life again but damn how much do I eat before I get full 🙄 Had pineapple for breakfast, a cuppa decaf & a cup of rooibos tea already. I am not full yet 😔
This is a pistachio slab from Turkiye & it's already missing 3 blocks.
@Cadbury_SA
should take notes because that one lousy wholenut per every 3 blocks is not it folks! 🙄
Just found out that my great great gramps was a priest from Swellendam. Jacobus Johannes Vos. 😳 Half fam went on Jacobs (prob apartheid name changes) & the other (also coloured) were given the surname Salie. & some ouma grootjie was Irish. Ooh née ek is vollende Cape Flats 🤭
At least I got to keep my dotty socks on 💁😂 & the most normal pic from an unattractive series of pics from my 'support' system 🙄 Diagnosis unconfirmed. No Crohn's or Colitis so will wait for further news & next steps. All that money gone bye bye 😢💸
Oh how I craved sausage food (bredie) 🤤 Haven't had in forever due to tummy issues so patiently waiting for all the onions to make some nonsense 😒
#NoRegrets
Vanilla sponge lamingtons is like that chic on your timeline that appears to be so fashionable but has a mediocre personality 💁😅 Use chocolate cake instead 😋
#IfthaarTonight
Hello friends! Hope you're all having a good vacay & had a lovely Christmas. I don't much do socials when on holiday but I seem to not have missed much. Some still have memories than only go back to 7 October too 🤭 Okie bye & behave 😘 🇵🇸
@nolwazinkwandla
There are many people that don't seem to be aware of it, when a lady at the store told me the Aquelle is on special I said no thanks, Google Kwasizabantu & they were shocked & surprised. I will tell anyone & everyone.
I'm baaaack! Blue is blue I guess ☺️ At least I had on boots. Been banned from Twitter for 6 days for the dumbest thing ever but I can't repeat it, I can say it in Afrikaans. Does Elon understand Afrikaans 🤣