Tasneem Adams
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The mind that is too busy with the soul that craves contentment ☮ If you're DM'ing for a hook up you're wasting your time.
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Artist: Thania Petersen
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Fuck you, the cunt that ran towards me with a pole & aimed to smash my windscreen. I accelerated & it missed all windows. Fuck you & fuck Vanguard Drive. Karma will get you. Thanks to Almighty & sorry for the language.
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Do we all just gooi this stuff in whatever we're making for no specific reason? I added it to a meat stew soma just for colour 😂
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My foul mouthed colleague had all her teeth extracted & awaits dentures. I brought her a temporary set.
"Your poeth" from her didn't sound as vulgar to me with no teeth🤣🤣
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Hello friends!
I had a bit of a break to do something important! ❤️
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The neighbor sent lemons, so I baked them a lemon pound cake 🍋🍋
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@Camberry_cam
I think they need to be trained to be observant. You can easily see if something is amiss Or you'll see someone trying eye contact or wave. Why bother people when everything seems fine. Didn't even take a bite once, waiter asked how's everything. Uhm I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I DO!
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I finally did it. A baked cheesecake. ☺️ Happy Born Day to my Momma 🎂💐
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The feeling you get when arriving home in the evenings to a notification that load shedding has been suspended, is akin to the feeling you got as a kid when it was your turn to do your mondeling / oral.. & the bell rings 🥴😅
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Why would a Muslim hating person (very evident in their tweets) follow me? I am Muslim. I won't remove you, please remove yourself if you came here to comment stupid things.
Otherwise, Good Morning to everyone else. The non prejudiced, non racists, normal people.
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Any person of colour that hasn't blocked me yet still supporting Zionist Israel? He just called y'all sub-human barbarians that took over the country 25 years ago 🤣 No meneer we love Jews.. We hate Zionists. Eish don't you feel like idiots yet? 🤣🇵🇸
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41 in October. Oh my God I said that out loud 😣😂
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I am having a big fat cry. Fuck you Israel. All of your fokken suporters can block me please, and any kak you feel like commenting on here now won't get a response but a block. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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I can't be the only person who does this? Coming from the design, packaging & advertising industry maar jinne y'all are just wasting material, ink, time & everything else 🤦♀️ Also I don't like the feeling of sticking my hand into a packet of chips. I can't explain it.
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So obsessed with my label printer! Yep I am going to be labeling everything that I think may need one 😂
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Spent entire day on my feet from 9am until everyone arrived after 5.30pm, made good stuff if I must say so myself. The veggie got upset because we're not her type of people, ordered herself an uber & left before we ate & no apology. Am I allowed to say B!tch?
My friend's partner is vegetarian, we're having a braai. Lord! Doesn't eat butternut, lentils, bulgar wheat salad, any meat alternatives, tofu, not even pasta. Tsek man! At least in the garden we have grass, tomatoes, lettuce, chilli's, & a lemon tree. Can sort herself out🤣
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My friend's partner is vegetarian, we're having a braai. Lord! Doesn't eat butternut, lentils, bulgar wheat salad, any meat alternatives, tofu, not even pasta. Tsek man! At least in the garden we have grass, tomatoes, lettuce, chilli's, & a lemon tree. Can sort herself out🤣
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I made a huge pot of delicious creamy chicken & veg soup (because I don't eat anyone else's lol and then a caramel & banana flan for my work lunch crew tomorrow. Now I'm ready for bed 😪
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New person started today & left at 2pm: 'I don't think this job's for me because that guy is working on my nerves telling me what to do but keep me on your list incase you need someone for something else'
WHAT THE F?!
BTW, that guy is his supervisor & partner in the business.
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Now I need another holiday project other than consistently exercising & eating healthily.. In Dezember guys 😕🇵🇸
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The amount of people in the comments on these types of posts focusing on 'Why for Them' - instead of, YES PLEASE to a NO LOAD SHEDDING weekend is literally exposing the dumb. I love it!😂. You'd rather have load shedding only because it is an Islamic celebration. I can't 🤣
The Muslim Judicial Council has called on President Ramaphosa and the Minister of Electricity to halt load shedding for Eid this weekend.
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The City that works for you! I have loads more videos! This is Athlone.
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Just me with my groot voorkop because I am super happy that I shall only be back at work next Wednesday. Lose a day's hours but alas so be it. I need the break not the stress.
Also just for the record, mister says I love my hamster more than him. Probs. 🤫🤭😅
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Card facilities now available. 😂 Which fool gets up at 4 to finish cake? Me. I am the fool.
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@todayyearsoldig
Uhm when the packaging says it is a peel off emery board then it is a peel off emery board. Not all of them are like this 🥴
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@Camberry_cam
Green boots was Indian, Sha from Nepal lol there are many white but also many other. The documentary is very interesting. It would be dangerous and very expensive to bring those bodies down shem. I have a friend that went up twice but not all the way. He be dark lol
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This man's pictures are hauntingly beautiful. Strength to the fire fighters 🙏. Our area of work is extremely smokey today as well from a fire nearby.
Photo: Christoff Theunissen
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WeBraai 🔥 did it again! My sister's 30th was lit & my guy & his team made this delicious spread for us 💕 Was absolutely delicious & as always well presented!
#WeBraai
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Suckered into baking. Again. Happy Mother's & Mom of Pets Day y'all. Those with us & those no longer with us ❤️
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From a dull & gray patch to some beautiful colour. Transforming my garden bit by bit!
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Random Butter Biscuits, Hertzoggies (my faves) & Walnut Shortbread Rounds that will be dusted with icing when plated.
#EidCookies2
The End 😪
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You have time because you don't have kids.
How can you be tired when you don't have kids.
Well if you had kids you wouldn't have money for that.
You can have your hair & nails done because you don't have kids.
Who the f told you to have kids then. DAMN! Shut up! Fokkit.
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Why are there racist people & supporters of genocide still following & starting to follow me 🤔 Your time lines are uhm very telling. 🇵🇸 You know where the doors are. Happy Wednesday 🌺🕊️
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Throwback Thursday to two days ago. The Big FOUR ZERO. 1 extra grey hair so now I have 5. Person holding my hand is responsible for them but we love him anyways😂💜
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What in little Dubai (Cape Town) Bling nonsense goes on here?!
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Was I the only Capetonian that didn't do laundry on the only day of the last 2 weeks that had sun? 🥲😂 Now I am going through all my crazy socks.
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Can't be having curry without cilantro (come at me 🤣). My favorite herb & I can't get enough of it. Some pesto to be made tomorrow.
#DHANYA
!
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So I ended up baking yesterday anyway. Momma loaves & babies. One for us, baby ones for my folks (diabetes so moderation) & one for inlaws.
#CarrotCake
Should be a lock feature on shopping apps from a certain hour. Me scrolling at midnight, see carrot cake & decide to buy all the ingredients including foil pans (to give away as loaves) on Checkers60 for delivery this morning 😭 Now I am old & tired with all the goodies 😂
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Made two creamy custard tarts but forgot to add butter into the final stirring but whatever it tastes just fine. Nobody will die. I think the butter is for the glossiness & no cracking when set 😔. I am officially moeg!
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My 40th celebrations were lit! (Do 40yr Olds use that word 🤣)
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VANGUARD Drive - lights out all the way to Epping. How in CT can't we see road markings in the wet? I have to follow a vehicle or use the curb as a guide.
Bofors Circle entry Epping 2 completely flooded, some stuck vehicles, had to turn around & drive further to GWest.
#BeSafe
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I had to cook & bake today. Jinne jissis for Sunday evenings. Butter Chicken & a lazy cake. Vanilla, caramel, banana & cream.
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So yeah my eyes still feel weird after some random tears now & again for my kitkit & lack of sleep😿 but my eyes be heavy baggy at the unGodly hour of 5.45 in the morning when I have to start up my PC 😥 Send sleep! Have a good Wednesday y'all, maybe I'll look more normal later🤷♀️
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Cape Town weather for you 🤣 10 mins apart. From a storm to some sunshine 🤦
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Just a little amateur baker things for a friend's informal nuptials today 😊 Finished it off at work, don't tell the boss 😛
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May not look like my best akhni to date but it tastes like fire food so it's the 2nd best tasting one's for the year.. 2 braai coals & half cup of butter to smoke it 🤤
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Haters can hate! Did we not have an absolute damn blast 🤩 Voice be gone, headache of note but I'd go again if I could tomorrow 😭. Loved it! The nostalgia was next level.
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Chevra / Slangetjies - There just is NO way of eating this with any elegance is there? You just take some with your hand & make the sousies sign & into your mouth to crunch extra loudly. Same with popcorn. Eat in public with caution😶
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So last week I complained, this week it went so much better 🙏 fantastic prep for Ramadaan because I get full so easily & they're all healthy meals. 4.9kg down in 2 weeks, now hopefully it can happen more naturally & consistently after this plan ends on Friday 😄
#IveGotThis
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Never mind the rest.. Just 1: Block me. People crying & afraid in the comfort of their homes for the 1000 people in Seapoint today. Not even an inkling of what Palestine goes through. Also here's an Alpaca selfie I took today. I told him to pose for Palestine 🇵🇸
For those who unfollow me coz of my views on Gaza...
Don't just unfollow me, coz then I still follow you.
1. Block me - that way none of us follow each other
2. Unblock me - if you don't want me to know that you blocked me.
3. Breathe deeply and say good riddance to bad what what
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A month ago & what forced this 6.5kg weight loss 🙌 Bush wedding, was actually pretty awesome.
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Celebrating the completion of my laundry & trip to PnP... with sugar free iced tea.
#adultlife
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If your braai salads don't look like mine please don't invite me 😭😂 Now for laundry. Adult life on my day off 😕 Happy Friday 🇵🇸
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I don't go to weddings much, I think this was the first in uhm 7 years & because it was my sister's 😓 AND I still had to do a speech thing😑
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Did my mother just try bribing me?! I would never ask her for a cent never mind ever having had to ask for fuel money for taking her anywhere 🙆♀️🤣 That's her humour though she isn't being serious. Also gosh I cannot handle the 'u' and not YOU or even 'n' instead of & or AN 😖
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@Ziyanda_ZC
It's not a cure but definitely helps to calm anxiety & stresses. Chamomile tea especially & it's quite tasty too! Also good for stomach issues 🙂
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I really love this bakery's things but I am so very sorry for your branding. I never read it as PIE in the sky. If you know.. you know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I'm sorry mother that I said loudly in front of you, 'Are you j*s?' I couldn't contain myself.
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I have more plants in my office than paperwork 💁♀️Rescued these brown / maroonish leaves in front from the bin this morning & re pot them so hopefully they take. My ferns are looking a bit droopy but they've been through transplant shock last month 😞
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Trying the low carb life again but damn how much do I eat before I get full 🙄 Had pineapple for breakfast, a cuppa decaf & a cup of rooibos tea already. I am not full yet 😔
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Grandma what did you do for fun? I cooked, and then? I baked. Oh how I do love mucking about in a kitchen. Chicken Enchiladas!
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This is a pistachio slab from Turkiye & it's already missing 3 blocks.
@Cadbury_SA
should take notes because that one lousy wholenut per every 3 blocks is not it folks! 🙄
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Just found out that my great great gramps was a priest from Swellendam. Jacobus Johannes Vos. 😳 Half fam went on Jacobs (prob apartheid name changes) & the other (also coloured) were given the surname Salie. & some ouma grootjie was Irish. Ooh née ek is vollende Cape Flats 🤭
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At least I got to keep my dotty socks on 💁😂 & the most normal pic from an unattractive series of pics from my 'support' system 🙄 Diagnosis unconfirmed. No Crohn's or Colitis so will wait for further news & next steps. All that money gone bye bye 😢💸
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Oh how I craved sausage food (bredie) 🤤 Haven't had in forever due to tummy issues so patiently waiting for all the onions to make some nonsense 😒
#NoRegrets
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My lil sis made brunch today. Was quite a yum lil spread 🍇🥐☕🍽
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Anyone want to know whatstupid looks like... This doos 👇 I can't even begin to explain to this twat it has nothing to do with a car. Shem.
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What fool starts an eating plan on a Sunday? Me 🙋. Send prayers to those who know me, I am going to be terrible 😂
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Vanilla sponge lamingtons is like that chic on your timeline that appears to be so fashionable but has a mediocre personality 💁😅 Use chocolate cake instead 😋
#IfthaarTonight
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Hello friends! Hope you're all having a good vacay & had a lovely Christmas. I don't much do socials when on holiday but I seem to not have missed much. Some still have memories than only go back to 7 October too 🤭 Okie bye & behave 😘 🇵🇸
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Privileges: Using his vehicle.
What he doesn't know is: I ate a pie in it... 3 mini pies. Because I don't mess 😂
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@nolwazinkwandla
There are many people that don't seem to be aware of it, when a lady at the store told me the Aquelle is on special I said no thanks, Google Kwasizabantu & they were shocked & surprised. I will tell anyone & everyone.
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Yep!
Did everybody’s parents make another sibling 10 years later?
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I'm baaaack! Blue is blue I guess ☺️ At least I had on boots. Been banned from Twitter for 6 days for the dumbest thing ever but I can't repeat it, I can say it in Afrikaans. Does Elon understand Afrikaans 🤣
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Haai blommie look who came to visit! Such a pleasure meeting a Twitter pal 😁 & he popped by after I boiled eggs 🥚😂 it wasn't me I swear.
@BrettFishA
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I succumbed 😪 Maybe I'll make some chicken ones tomorrow, maybe not. Lactose free cheese be too expenny to make my favourite cheese & chilli.
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