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The semi-coherent ramblings of a Leeds fan. More that unites us than divides us.
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If your dog doesn't have immediate recall 100% of the time, it should be illegal to have it off the lead in public.
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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WW2 ended 80 years ago ffs. Move on. Surely our national identity has more to it than a war victory that wouldn't have happened if not for Russians and Yanks? Unimaginative, lowest common denominator shite. Bin it.
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I think we all fell a little bit more out of love with football today. What makes it even more disappointing is that it should have been a massive affirmation of why we love the game. Such a shame.
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100% on Southgate. We were well on top, and he decided to sit back once we scored. Same as the last Euros final. The players are the reason we got to the finals, Southgate is the reason we lost both. Get rid.
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I absolutely despise VAR. It's sucked all that makes football joyful out of the game. Who gives a shit about a toe being offside?
The absolute worst thing the football authorities have ever done.
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No ground in English football can come close to matching the feral energy of Elland Road when it gets like it did in that last 10 minutes. There's a primitive beastliness to it. It's like you'd imagine crowds to be if football was played in medieval times. I love it.
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There'll be a big feeling of injustice if Leicester go up at Leeds or Ipswich's expense. They'll start in the PL on minus points with a threadbare squad. How does that improve the competition? Give them a points deduction now and let the teams who've played by the rules benefit.
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We're in the Euros semi-final, and the country just seems to be carrying on as normal. There's no national fervour, anticipation, or excitement. It all feels a bit flat.
Hardly any flags flying, front page headlines, politicians getting on board etc.
Shame.
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When you're flying Lancaster Bombers at 12 and beating Wednesday at 8. All in a day's work for Britain's most delectable cad.
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The playoffs should be teams 3, 4 and 5.
3 goes straight to the final, 4 plays 5 at home, in a one game shootout.
That way it keeps the excitement of the playoffs but offers an advantage the higher you finish in the league.
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League table for top three head-to-heads
P W D L GD Pts.
Leeds 4 4 0 0 +9 12
Leicester 4 0 2 2 -3 2
Ipswich 4 0 2 2 -5 2
Sit down, shut up.
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"We are the champions"
"Champions of Europe"
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I think one of the reasons we've enjoyed playing in the Championship this year is because there's no VAR. The game flows. It feels like football.
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Marvelous. Play like that and it won't matter who we play at Wembley. Performance of the season.
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Hahahaha we had absolutely no right to win that game after 80 mins. We should have been four down. A classic, memorable night under the lights.
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Oh, that one hit like heroin.
The one I wanted most. Good riddance, you little worm.
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You only need to briefly venture into Europe to realise how much better public services are.
The trains in Germany are insane an entire carriage dedicated to being a bar 🤣🤣 FIVE HOURS here we go then…. Jesus wept
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Ampadu, Rodon and Piroe would have been far too obvious for Orta. His ego wouldn't have allowed him to go there. In danger of becoming a sensible football club, here.
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LUFC 🐀 XI:
Silvestri
Rasmus Bellusci Koch Wöber
Adams
Aaronson Roca
Kewell Smith Sinisterra
Subs:
Aizelwood
Doukara
Antenucci
What a shower.
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Guarantee every single one of these boo and say
kEeP pOLiTiCs oUt oF fOoTbAlL
When players take the knee.
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Tell you who'd be useful to have in midfield now; Matheusz Klich.
Ps. Fuck you Jesse Marsch.
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Piroe might have had the glory snatched from him, but he deserves some credit for the perfectly weighted ball to James for the final goal. Didn't even have to break his stride.
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I'm over it.
We'll win the playoffs, and if we don't, we'll build for next season.
Until the world stops going round.
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The only reason we're not 6/7 points clear at the top is because it took so long for the takeover to happen in the summer.
We've lost one game in 2024.
Some people seriously lost their heads over yesterday.
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I really don't know where this Summerville bad attitude thing came from. Never sulked when subbed, always smiling and having a laugh in training videos, didn't angle for a move when relegated. There's just no evidence of a bad attitude.
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A glorious story for the ages ruined by some dork with a ruler up his arse. Get fucked.
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Is he fuck. Not even close.
He had a poor game last, but come on.
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"Believe me, this club is bigger than any player or even any manager or even any board member. No one is bigger than the club and this is my attitude."
Daniel Farke. Some man.
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You can acknowledge the loyalty and commitment Cooper has shown to Leeds and at the same time point out that he's past it and shouldn't be starting. One doesn't betray the other. Both are true.
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Liam Cooper.
If you could pick any Leeds player to score the winning goal on Sunday, who would you pick and why?
#LUFC
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The least dislikeable of the dislikeables. Did a lot for charity at Leeds. That means something. I hope he goes on to have a good career.
Eintracht Frankfurt confirm permanent deal with Robin Koch. Will join officially when his deal with Leeds ends.
@TheAthleticFC
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I don't understand how Kamara is now considered a squad player by Farke? He was central to that amazing run in the new year.
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Refreshing to see a double hard bastard openly showing vulnerability.
Impossible not to really like and admire him.
"I miss my father"
Oleksandr Usyk broke down in tears in his post-fight press conference after becoming the undisputed heavyweight champion
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Dan James, Luke Ayling, Pat Bamford. They might all have their shortcomings and they all get grief, but they show up, over and again and give their all. More than can be said for some.
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This Bamford redemption arc is sublime, and I put it all down to his bromance with Joe Wilkinson.
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Leeds fans: it's a relief to get rid of Sinisterra. Good money and helps us with PSR.
Bournemouth fans: Leeds fans are rattled, cry more, salty, wah wah, notice us.
Leeds fans:
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Always said, throwing pints is a premeditated act disguised as spontaneous celebration. You're either fully invested in the outcome of the game or you're focusing on throwing your pint.
It's for idiots.
For an equalising penalty… these lot have never been to a game in their life
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Villa only stayed up in their 1st season in the PL due to goal line technology not being switched on. They're now on the verge of CL qualification. We got relegated because the 3 teams above us all cheated.
We'd have no luck if we didn't have bad luck.
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Any player that's stayed this summer gets to wipe the slate clean imo. Without exception. There's absolutely no point bringing the bitterness from relegation into this new campaign.
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Just about every time Joseph has played, he's been a nuisance and caused problems. The reluctance to use him when things aren't working has cost us.
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People not forgiving Gnonto. It's football, not real life. I'm convinced that anyone maintaining the grudge is doing so as a performative 'look how much devotion I have for my football club' statement. Change my mind.
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Rutter won't be sold because it'll look terrible from a P&S perspective. No way we're recouping anywhere near £30m. Gnonto, Summerville, Gray and Meslier are the ones that would balance the books most effectively. Keep Gray, sell the rest.
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If we get the summer right, I genuinely believe we'll go up as Champions next season.
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Friday night under the lights, chasing down the league leaders. I, for one, cannot fucking wait. Feral, bear pit time.
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Annual mission with the boy to give Gregg's vouchers to homeless people in Leeds complete. Now time to indulge in the festivities. 😁
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He'll be gone in a few days. He didn't have to do this. Speaks volumes imo.
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Ipswich were winning 1-0 in the 94th minute. 😂😂😂😂
Bloody football, eh?!
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Archie Gray will get 50+ England caps and will win the World Cup playing alongside Jude Bellingham.
Get it bookmarked.
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How unbelievably dense do you have to be to think social tensions only take a month to reach boiling point. This is over a decade of economic stagnation, online division, and the gradual breakdown of trust (by some loud agitators and politicians) in the pillars of democracy.
Starmer is completely FINISHED as PM, how much longer do you think he will last??
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I live for the day Bournemouth are back in their spiritual home of League 2.
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We need a Gordon Strachan. Someone willing to drop down a league, despite interest from other top flight clubs, because he believed in the project. A dying breed, unfortunately.
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Get
@JaidonnA11
's following up. Let him know he's joined a proper football club, not a tinpot retirement village.
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Imagine finishing your shift as a copper after responding to the Southport incident, not sleeping a wink, going back to work, and having scrotes throw rocks at you.
Cunts.
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1 win in 6, and people think we'll win 2/3 games against top 6 opposition. We are not going up.
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8 points from 21 since the international break. Choked.
The shirt's too heavy.
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I'm fine about it this morning. The only reason I really wanted promotion was the financial security it offers. Next season feels crucial, though. Can't afford to spend a third season down.
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Selling Kamara feels a bit stupid now. Totally unnecessary sale given the broader context.
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Wober is absolutely shite. I was under the delusional misconception that he might do a job at this level. He's a prick.
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Imagine if the famous Kammy incident where he didn't know who got a penalty or for what reason, was a female pundit instead.
She'd be absolutely slaughtered, but because Kammy did it, it's become a legendary, comedic football moment.
Unconscious bias is real.
How can we not call this out for what it is?
Women who are under qualified, under prepared and over opinionated.
It’s ruining the experience for millions of Football addicts.l, like myself. 👍🥷
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Rowe, Smodisz and Clarke as a minimum, with at least 2-3 more.
Not happening.
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There's zero difference between selling him for £35m to Brentford or £35m to Real Madrid. It's £35m in the bank. That's the top and bottom of it.
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That's the universe delivering karma for the
@TheSquareBall
getting everyone to follow that lad who'd lost all his subscribers on YouTube.
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Caught in HD. He's going to jail.
Just watched people setting a bus on fire in Leeds on Tiktok live
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He's just the best person in world football. He's clearly loving the Uruguay job.
A funny Marcelo Bielsa about Maxi Araujo:
"He is a vulgar player, I never saw him play, he was recommended to me¨ 🤣
Follow me for more football videos with English subtitles!🥰🥰
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Got to hand it to Rooney. He took an organised team that played some decent football and turned it into a complete shambles. One of the worst examples of self-sabotage from clueless owners I can recall.
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People giving Rutter grief. 🤷♂️
He's not perfect, but he's been pretty central to all the good we've done this season. 18 assists and 8 goals is a great return.
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Theory: Red Bull are buying us soon, so 49ers are making their ROI for investors as high as possible before they're out.
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Narrator: Barnes did, in fact, start... it didn't end well.
*end credits roll
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The biggest injustice in football history.
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That takes courage and leadership. If you can't see that, you're blinded by your own prejudice.
The councillor in question Mothin Ali has actually managed to calm the situation pretty much single-handedly running in and preventing people throwing more bins onto the fire
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Pretty damning evidence. So much for the innocent bystander narrative. He is swinging.
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Amazing that the club paid for Amiri's private jet, but refused to pay for his flight home because of his unreasonable contract demands. Big fan of that.
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Picture the scene: Southampton, last game of the season, 89th minute, winner goes up. Dan James gets on the end of an Ampadu ball, cuts it back, Bamford scores at the near post. Leeds go up.
Some guy on Twitter: But he missed a sitter against Leicester a year ago.
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@forrrestgreen
It's not a competition to see who's most hard done by. Empathy is unconditional.
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People were very quick to paint him as a ring leader when spotted on the street last night. The reality is he was calling for calm and restraint.
Wonder if they'll delete now? Doubt it.
Cllr Mothin Ali, who I've just seen halting people from putting wheelie bins into bus fire, talking about what
#Harehills
really needs.
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The takeover took ages.
Club went through a restructure.
Farke was recruited late.
We couldn't get fees for any outgoing players.
The club has done amazing to get the squad into this state in a very short space of time, considering those challenges. Not letting Sini ruin it tbh.
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I fucking hate what the top 6 are doing to football in this country. Go join your Super League. You're no longer welcome.
🔵✅ Deal sealed for Manchester City to sign 15 year old winger Timeo Whisker for the Academy.
It’s all completed with Cardiff City for Timeo to join
#MCFC
beating several Premier League clubs to the signing.
One more talent joining City Academy.
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Gelhardt did more in 15 minutes than Piroe did in 97, and he's hardly kicked a ball all season.
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I'd rather have a pint and a chat with this guy than any one of the no-marks giving him grief.
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If we don't go up:
1. Whittaker to replace Summerville
2. Latte Lath to replace Bamford
3 Viktor Johansson as new keeper
3. A Grizzled Championship Bastard at right back
4. A diminutive Spanish number 10
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The reality is, Harehills is a majority Muslim area. To say Muslims weren't involved just isn't true. The community was rioting, which includes white English, Eastern European, Pakistani Afghani, Bangladeshi etc. The latter making up the majority of the Harehills population.
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@Manoama89
You see the Welsh, Scots and Irish go to tournaments and show nothing but respect for their hosts. England fans go and start chanting about the war. It's a pathetic mentality imo.
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Meslier gets a lot of (often unwarranted imo) grief on here, but he was excellent last night. Two or three important saves.
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There's a new category of Internet loser: Grown men who rewind Sky so they can record female pundits making mistakes on their phones, and post it on social media in the hope Joey Barton will validate their sexless existence.
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9 points off Leicester. Let's go win the fucker. Let's also sort this atmosphere out for the rest of the season.
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I think the 49ers have shown that they're very good at crisis management. They've had to deal with the calamitous contracts situation, had to navigate threats of legal action, and it still feels like they've come out of it looking strong. Big fan.
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I think the signing of Piroe will have a strangely positive effect on Bamford. He's been the focal point for goals for several years. This lifts that pressure. Reckon he'll chip in with a few from the bench now.
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