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| #LUFC Norman Hunter South Stand FA5 | 25 |
Leeds, England
Joined July 2012
New pinned 😎 sorry Dallas at Citeh.
SUMMERVILLE IN THE FINAL MINUTES! 🤯🤯. ANFIELD IS STUNNED! 🚨
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I’d walk around this for 8 hours, complain that all the tops I want are £150+ and walk out with nothing. Be a great day.
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How do you get 31 penalties in 2 years. Like genuinely 🤣.
Penalty goals scored since the World Cup 2022:. Messi - 1. Ronaldo - 31. Penaldo for a reason.
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“We’re going back to Wembley” he says sat at his desk with absolutely no intention of ever going to a game.
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We really watched Eriksen nearly die and a German girl crying and decided to raise £25k+ for the German girl and not for defibrillators at grass roots level. Well done England 👏.
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Sabrina Carpenter if she was a Leeds fan instead of a singer.
please please please can we just batter these tonight. Ipswich type performance please.
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He’s getting stick because he’s not putting on a fake roadman accent like everyone else does down south.
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Prem fans will never know the good days. Waiting till 1am for a 2 minute clip and no analysis.
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Well done Klopp, you came here won 1 PL, killed the FA Cup and left.
BREAKING: FA Cup replays have been scrapped. They will no longer take place from the first round onwards.
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If I scored that and someone recorded it I’d show every single person I met for the rest of my life. I’d watch it every morning, afternoon and night. It’d become my whole personality. Ridiculous.
However, there was a sting in the tail again.Some goals do not need commentary, you have to let them speak for themselves. Take a bow Chunwin.
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Why is it so hard to grasp for glory supporting non match going fans that us match going lot don’t care about the progress of the league and how it competes with other European leagues? We just wanna go, have a laugh with our mates and watch the games.
Goldbridge has his say on Premier League games being played outside of the UK.
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Fuck Molly Mae and Tommy Fury. Fuck designer breeders. Fuck breeders in general. Always adopt dogs.
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Yer son had 5 pints on Christmas Eve, 6 on Christmas Day and 4 on Boxing Day and now he thinks he’s an alcoholic who needs to do dry Jan.
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His brother’s a racist murderer and he’s a woman beater but aye he’s a good lad because he doesn’t like women in football.
Joey Barton is single handedly saving Twitter from the woke.
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For an equalising penalty… these lot have never been to a game in their life
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“Harry Kane should be dropped he’s not even good”.
Me when someone starts talking to me about Football in person even though I completely disagree with them
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I’m not one of these that wants English clubs to win in Europe but buzzing for these lot. Anyone but the big 6.
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Calling a go fund me HELP ARE OWN FIRST with bad English just to get the gammons to donate and then sending it to the Afghan families in the UK is unreal shithousery 😂😂.
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Annoyed that a family had their kids taken off them so you defend your local community by smashing up local businesses, houses, cars, busses etc. Set of absolute fucking idiots.
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Imagine having a 120th minute FA Cup Semi Final winner after being 3-0 down robbed off you by VAR. Horrible horrible sport.
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Floyd Mayweather beat Big Show and you lot think 34.5lbs is gonna make Logan Paul win. Come off it 😂😂
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The thing about Elland Road is even at its worst it’s still better than most in England. On nights like tonight, it’s in another universe compared to anywhere else in England. Best ground in England by a country mile.
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For all the stick they get I actually rate Fulham fans effort to having completely different away days to everyone else.
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Won player of the year 3 years in a row.Turned us from mid table to one of the best championship sides ever.Took us back to the premier league on his back at the end of the season. No matter if it ends now, in the summer or later. I will always love Pablo Hernandez. El Mago ❤️
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Today should’ve been a 6am start to drinking. Half 12 kick off. Massive party. Pitch invasion. Piss up in town with all the squad. Victor Orta buying rounds of 100’s of jägers. Every bar in town full and everyone so happy. Should’ve been the best day of many of ours lives. #LUFC.
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Just might be the best football kit of all time that.
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I promise you they can
@marcadderley @mynameismrjrb Because one player cannot simply keep a whole team up? Is your brain working??.
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For the people claiming Meslier isn’t good enough. Here’s just two of his saves that won us 6 points. Both incredible saves were at 0-0 and we went on to win 1-0. He’s 20 years old and more than good enough. Thankyou and goodnight #LUFC
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Tamworth robbed of a replay at Tottenham which would’ve earned them nearly £1m (their yearly revenue is £1.6m). Scrapping FA Cup replays was and still is disgusting.
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Sam Fender already had The Dying Light and Hypersonic Missiles as 2 of the best songs you’ll ever see live. He’s added People Watching to his repertoire now as well. What a song
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Genuinely great away end tonight ruined by one song. You know the one. Sack it off.
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Bielsa has come in and made an absolute mockery of English football with mid table championship players ahahahahahaa.
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Joe Rodon put on that number 6 shirt and turned into Liam Cooper.
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Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernandez cost Leeds United £0. Pablo Hernande.
Bradley Dack cost Blackburn Rovers £750,000. Bradley Dack cost Blackburn Rovers £750,000. Bradley Dack cost Blackburn Rovers £750,000. Bradley Dack cost Blackburn Rovers £750,000. Bradley Dack cost Blackburn Rovers £750,000. Bradley Dack cost Blackburn Rovers £750,000. Bradley Da
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That end to 2018 when we had 3 Roofe 90th minute goals and two 90+5 3-2 wins within 3 days will struggle to ever be topped
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Her: Hey, come over. Khabib: Can’t I’m fighting McGregor. Her: My parents aren’t home. Khabib: . #UFC229
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Fuckin hell. Just thought about Brentford fans. They’ll never see their team play at Griffin Park again. Never gonna give it a proper send off. That’s rough shit that.
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Fans of Leeds, Man City, Man U and Liverpool all heading to Elland Road and all very angry. What could possibly go wrong?.
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49. Goal to Leeds, McCormack with the goal, running behind our defence, cutting inside and finishing in the top corner for 2-0.
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IT COULD BE 20 YARDS OR 30 YARDS.EVEYWHERE WE GO.40 YARDS OR 50 YARDS .KLICH WILL SCORE A GOOAAALLL.KLICH WILL SCORE A GOAL.#LUFC
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I’m sorry Sam Fender took The Dying Light, one of the best songs you will ever see live, off the setlist???.
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Victor Orta is a war criminal.
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Gnonto has absolutely ran himself into the ground tonight dragging us to that win just for Meslier to do that. Unforgivable.
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Serving pints after full time Stoke City you have rocked my world
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The commentators literally called Meslier the photographers nightmare during the game because all his kicks go out for throw ins. He can’t kick, he can’t catch, he can’t save, he can’t punch, he can’t do anything. He’s the worst keeper in the league, genuinely.
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This was my Molly Mae and Tommy Fury
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Harvey Elliot didn’t die for this.
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That top is fucking beautiful.
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Form over the last 10 games. No team has more points and no team has conceded less. That Bielsa burnout is really getting to us!!!! #LUFC
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They’re currently arguing over the fact we beat both of them 2-0.
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We gave him a new contract with a relegation loan clause when we were 2 points above the relegation zone 🤣.
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He gave me the best time football wise but I fear he’s genuinely killed the sport for me. It’ll never ever be as good as when he was in charge. We were still playing like this even in our worst full season under him. The absolute very best.
I’ll always come back to this video of bielsa ball whenever they’ve pissed me off
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This is the worst championship I’ve seen in years. Watford were utterly dreadful against us the other day and they’re 5th???
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He had support after the last mistake, the mistake before that, the mistake before that, the mistake before that, the mistake before that and so on. Enough is enough now.
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Bielsa hasn’t taken Leeds as far as he can, he’s taken these players as far as they can go. Give him the investment and he is the man to take us forward.
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@piersmorgan Ahhh yes Piers as a healthy 21 year old I’m completely okay with not doing anything for the next 8 months of my life till I get vaccinated. I’m no Covid denier but that’s ridiculous for something that will barely even affect people like me.
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Leeds are going up. We are fucking Leeds. No other fucker is better than us on our day. Fuck your negativity. We will 100% beat Brentford, Villa and Ipswich and Sheff United will drop points. Best season of my life and I’m not giving up on it just yet #LUFC.
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I think Summerville leaving won’t be as sad as this.
After 18 seasons home and away, this is me checking out of Leeds United. It's been barry™️. And the pleasure's been all mine. As a final piece, I wrote about what all that time and all those games taught me about LUFC. Never change.
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Battling for promotion is actually stressful but we really should enjoy this season because next year is gonna be fucking awful.
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