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me: oh no I've tricked you too
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can y'all just post yo therapist's advice on twitter so i don't have to go
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why grandmas always got money but never got a job 😭
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how did that girl only have 13 reasons? i got bout 1473
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"customers are always right." not on
my shift u not
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nobody seen you at your worse more than the workers at a store u live 1min away from 😭😭
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no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing
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social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them
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having a small circle cool until ur 2
friends busy 😭😭
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y'all ever delete a friend request and they send it again like bro i said no 😭
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“are u ok” bro i eat one meal a day at 5pm don't ask me if im ok
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i'm tired of pretending to be chill, i am insane
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people see you have fun one time and think you faked depression
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fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident 😭😭
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"Can u multitask?" yes actually I'm losing my mind and chiling at the same time.
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Girls will add extra letters to words to not look mean 😭
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Nobody:
Me: Fuck it. Imma just buy it. I'll make the money back.
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why Disney make turning 16 such a big deal i turned 16 and my life went to shit
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i only talk to two people everyday and one of them is me
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I be like “lets watch a movie” then turn around and fall asleep
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girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did
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i whisper "what the fuck" to myself 50 times a day
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thank god we only live once cause i cannot do this shit again
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how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere??
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gaslighting myself into thinking im ok
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“stop bouncing your leg” bro i have anxiety
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dark humor be funny af cus why would you say that 😭
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im not ignoring everyone im just SAD BRO im drained
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sleep hits different when you're not supposed to be sleeping
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if we ever in a "don't laugh" situation do NOT look over at me bro 😭
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parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe anything they see on FACEBOOK 😭😭
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why tf am i still shy? this shit annoying bruh im grown as hell
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my ex was like “i know a spot” then took me to the lowest point in my life
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i'm actually tired, like from the bottom of my heart, i am tired.
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i open and close twitter like it's a fridge
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Dentist: open up please
Me: sometimes I get sad
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“You sleep a lot” thanks I’m trying to ignore reality
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i be like "idc" then have an anxiety attack
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overthinker but can't think during an exam 😭
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god knew i'd be too powerful if i was mentally stable
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maybe if i fall in love wit my depression it'll leave me too
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have you ever loved someone so much that you settled for being friends just to keep that person in your life?
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listen apple when i turn my brightness down don't turn it back up
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dads be like "go help ur mother" bro go help ur wife
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one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months
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I feel so dumb and embarrassed after expressing any emotion
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Y'all lucky i don’t listen to the voices in my head
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if u think i'm mean u should hear my thoughts fr
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I give mental health advice like I ain't
going crazy every 3 days 😭😭
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yeah u cute but can u handle my overthinking
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i just come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you
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Attachment is worse than being in love
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idc how sad i am, i'm still putting on some sad music to make the situation worse
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the struggle of choosing music for an ig story 😭😭
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"you sleep alot" thanks im trying to ignore reality
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you call it anxiety i call it spidey senses
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me??? tired??? stressed??? exhausted??? i wanna cry??? yes
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my mental health is absolutely testing me again.
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idc if i get 0 likes in my tweets you
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My mood just goes 📈📉📈📉📈📉every fucking day
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Therapist: And what do we say when
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Me: It be like that sometimes
Therapist: No
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Fuck a breakup, you ever finished a Netflix series you loved
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every year i realize how stupid i was a year ago
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I'll say “communication is key” then just suffer in silence
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still dont know my purpose in life but i do love boobs
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“So what do you like to do for fun?” I be taking naps
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