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We have a week one preview episode! Join
@RealBirdLawyer
and I as we take a close look at the upcoming Ravens game and then give our schedule predictions, division winners, and Super Bowl picks.
Yeah, yeah, prediction show... you know you love it.
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After Pacheco scored the go-ahead touchdown the camera cut to Taylor Swift who mouthed "Pacheco!!" and threw up the 10 with her hands. She is not only there to watch Travis, she knows his teammates and is happy for them. This girl rules. Haters be damned.
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Chad Henne has been crucial in winning two divisional playoff games. That's wild.
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lol I have literally never gotten over a loss quicker in my life.
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The Chiefs beat the Chargers without Chris Jones, Willie Gay, and L'Jarius Sneed, and then beat the pants off the Steelers without Travis Kelce, Lucas Niang, Nick Bolton, Harrison Butker, and Tommy Townsend.
Pretty good.
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Games in NFL history with 5+ TD passes, 350+ pass yards, 0 INT, 0 Sacked:
Patrick Mahomes 3
Tom Brady 2
Peyton Manning 2
Deshaun Watson 1
Ryan Fitzpatrick 1
Ben Roethlisberger 1
Drew Brees 1
Mark Rypien 1
Dan Marino 1
Dan Fouts 1
That's it. That's the list.
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This Sunday will be the 7th time Patrick Mahomes has faced off against the league's top-scoring defense (through 15 games - attempting to exclude end-of-season start/sit shenanigans) in his career. Here's a thread of how the previous 6 games went:
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"The thing that I'm most proud of," Chiefs coach Andy Reid said, "is that we stuck together. Nobody pointed any fingers."
👀🐆🦡
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Per ESPN: Since Mahomes became Kansas City's starter in 2018, he leads the NFL with 18 completions after drawing an opponent offside.
No other NFL quarterback has more than seven such completions during that time.
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Ok, I've knocked on 200 doors in Lee's Summit tonight, only 37,464 more to go until I find Harrison Butler's place and give him a piece of my mind. I can't believe that tweet made him so easy to find!
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Before Andy Reid came to Kansas City, the best record over any 48-game span of division games in NFL history was 41-7 by the 1991-1998 San Francisco 49ers.
Andy Reid's
#Chiefs
are 43-5 in their last 48 division games.
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All illegal guns start out as legal guns. There are no illegal gun manufacturing plants. There are no illegal ammo stores.
Just wanted to clear that up.
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Since 1991, NFL teams are 1-214 when the following happens:
Team loses the turnover differential
Team scores 1 or 0 touchdowns
Team converts 25% or worse on 3rd down
Opponent converts 50% or better on 3rd down
Chiefs over the Bengals in Week 17 was the one victory.
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Teams with consecutive 42+ point playoff games in NFL history:
1990 Buffalo Bills
2021 Chiefs
That's it.
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If Josh Allen were to beat Mahomes twice this year, win MVP, win the Super Bowl, and win Super Bowl MVP, the two players would be 3-3 head to head and essentially have the exact same resume. At that point, Allen and Mahomes would be equals.
At that point. Not at this one.
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I wonder if Taylor Swift would take his last name. Taylor Maauto.
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Member when Tyreek complained that he didn't get the ball enough with the Chiefs?
I member.
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Patrick Mahomes has scrambled in the 4th quarter of a one-score game on 3rd or 4th down 23 times. He picked up the first down 17 times. The six times he was short...
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Ryan Clark: "Let's not be confused. Coming into this season we said, is Patrick Mahomes going to be able to be as good as he once was? He actually looks better here."
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People saying the Chiefs are "now the most dangerous team in the AFC" are out of their minds.
They're the most dangerous team in the NFL.
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A history of Patrick Mahomes in his 10 career games as the betting underdog:
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If Josh Allen wins on Sunday, he will tie his career-best playoff run.
If Patrick Mahomes wins on Sunday, he will tie his career-worst playoff run.
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The NFL record for most consecutive home playoff games (non-Super Bowls) played was 10 in a row by the Miami Dolphins from 1981-1990. The 2007-2013 Patriots played 9 in a row.
The 2016-2023 Chiefs will host their 14th-consecutive home playoff game on Saturday.
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Patrick Mahomes is the first QB to win 33 of his first 42 starts (regular+post) in NFL history (Kurt Warner 32, Russell Wilson 31).
His 12585 passing yards and 104 touchdown passes are also records for a QB's first 42 starts but you knew that already.
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So to recap, not only is Patrick Mahomes the *least* likely QB in NFL history to be down after 3 quarters, he's also the *most* likely QB in NFL history to win a game when he's down after 3 quarters. In 74 starts he's been down 15 times and won 7 of them.
Just remarkable.
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If Joe Thuney plays in the SB and the Chiefs win, he will become the 31st player to play in 4+ SB wins.
28 players currently have 4, former San Fran/Dallas DE Charles Haley has 5, and of course Brady has 7.
Joe Thuney would be tied for 3rd all-time in individual rings.
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Patrick Mahomes career-worst numbers:
Pass yards: 4031 (2019)
Pass TD: 26 (2019)
INT: 13 (2021)
Comp%: 65.9 (2019)
QB Rating: 98.5 (2021)
Wins: 11 (2019)
QB seasons hitting all of those numbers, NFL history:
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Will Smith just released a statement through his publicist:
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Patrick Mahomes has the lowest INT% in NFL history through 50 starts (1.53%) and the fourth-highest TD% (7.00%) giving him the best TD:INT ratio out of all 186 QBs' first 50 starts at 4.57:1
The next-closest is Aaron Rodgers at 2.94:1
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Bengals fans are like if Bills fans dialed the crazy back to 7 but cranked the stupid up to 11.
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Each of the Chiefs' three division opponents have assembled better teams than anything the Jets Bills and Dolphins put together from 2001-2019.
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The year is 2039. 43 year old Patrick Mahomes announces his retirement from the NFL after 22 seasons, 9 Super Bowl rings, and every passing record in the book.
What was his most impressive accomplishment?
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Good evening.
Patrick Mahomes won a Super Bowl and an MVP before he lost a game by more than 7 points.
Send tweet.
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This has been true since last AFCCG but bears repeating:
Mahomes has four playoff victories in which his team has trailed by 9+ points, winning each of those games by 9+ points - the most in NFL history. No other quarterback in league history has more than one such win.
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Rex and Ryan crack me up.
Ryan: Vinnie with his 84th RBI of the year.
Rex: Where would Vinnie be if he had even 5 RBI in his first 11 games instead of none?
Ryan, deadpan: 89.
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#Chiefs
QB
@PatrickMahomes
is the only player to ever be named
#1
in the NFL Top 100, ESPY NFL Player of the Year, Associated Press MVP, and Super Bowl MVP of the same season.
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no one can stop the 9-6 Bengals
We’ve seen a lack of explosive plays from the
#chiefs
this season. The
#bengals
on the other hand have had no issue creating them. They feel if they’re clicking, no one can stop them. Excited to cover this one on Sunday! My report on
@nflnetwork
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@RealMNchiefsfan
8 years ago it was:
Broncos 15
Raiders 15
Chargers 15
Chiefs 8
Now they're in first lol
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Andy Reid managing the clock to perfection to win a Super Bowl against the Eagles has got to be nightmare fuel for Philly fans.
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I can't get over how good MVS was last night. By far his best game as a Chief, and in a situation when he was desperately needed. Showed toughness, didn't drop anything, just a massive showing by a guy that hasn't been very reliable this year.
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BREAKING: The NFL competition committee will vote this offseason on banning defensive holding calls that take place in the final two minutes of a game in which any two-time Super Bowl champion quarterback is trying to score a game-winning touchdown.
It's expected to pass 31-1.
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Career totals:
Games
Derek Carr 110
Patrick Mahomes 46 (41.8%)
Wins
Carr 47
Mahomes 38 (80.9%)
TD passes
Carr 170
Mahomes 114 (67.1%)
Yards
Carr 26,896
Mahomes 14,152 (52.6%)
No point to this really, just thought it was funny.
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I'm just saying.
Chiefs regarded as strong contender for veteran free agent wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr., per league sources, as he contemplates options, continues to make steady progress in his recovery from torn ACL. Potential connection between OBJ and Patrick Mahomes is intriguing
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Chiefs remaining schedule:
at 3-3 SF
vs 3-2 TEN
vs 2-4 JAX
at 3-2 LAC
vs 3-3 LAR
at 3-3 CIN
at 2-3 DEN
at 1-3-1 HOU
vs 3-3 SEA
vs 2-3 DEN
at 1-4 LVR
I'm not saying it'll be easy, but it sure looks like a better path than it did before the season started. 8-3 or 9-2 I think.
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It would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl with the help of a totally legitimate but absolutely crucial penalty on the 49ers.
Like, quite possibly the funniest thing I can think of.
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Friend: "I wonder how much money Mahomes has made outside his contract?"
Me: (thinks about my seven shirts, two pair of socks, three framed pictures, two books, three bobble heads, four boxes of cereal, two jerseys, and Halloween costume)
"I can confirm it's at least $1,000."
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There are 17 qualified hitters in baseball with batting averages below .150, and the Royals have 4 of them:
Whit .150, 17th-worst
Mondi .147, 16th-worst
Bobby .128, 8th-worst
Santana .077, worst in baseball
Gotta start hitting the ball, boys.
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In researching NFL QB comeback data since 1970, I've come across a pretty awesome Patrick Mahomes stat. Which is a high bar these days!
There have been exactly 300 different QBs with 16+ career starts to appear in a game since 1970 in the NFL, a total of 26,394 appearances.
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Chiefs playoff opponent scenarios:
Bills over Dolphins = Dolphins at Chiefs
Dolphins over Bills + Jags over Titans = winner of Colts/Texans at Chiefs
Dolphins over Bills + Titans over Jags +
Ravens over Steelers = Bills at Chiefs
Steelers over Ravens = Steelers at Chiefs
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Chiefs RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (illness) has been ruled out for Sunday's game vs the Dolphins
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Remember when the Broncos were "only a quarterback away" for like 6 years? What are they now?
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Chiefs next 5 games:
Jets (1-2)
Vikings (0-3)
Broncos (0-3)
Chargers (1-2)
Broncos (0-3)
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the bottom 5 teams in current cap space are pretty funny
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7) On Sunday, Baltimore will try to do what no top-scoring defense has ever done: Defeat Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.
Good luck.
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11) This weekend is game number 11 in his career, playoff game number 2.
Mahomes as an underdog:
7-3 (.700), 242/358 (67.6%), 3133 yds 33 TD 10 INT, 114.0 rtg
Mahomes as a favorite:
79-22 (.782), 2519/3796 (66.4%), 29637 yds 222 TD 60 INT, 102.8 rtg
Can't wait for Sunday.
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Joe Burrow vs:
Baker Mayfield (0-3)
Lamar Jackson (1-3)
Aaron Rodgers (0-1)
Alex Smith (0-1)
Cooper Rush (0-1)
Jacoby Brissett (0-1)
Jimmy Garoppolo (0-1)
Justin Herbert (0-1)
Mike White (0-1)
Mitchell Trubisky (0-1)
Philip Rivers (0-1)
Tyrod Taylor (0-1)
1-16. Who cares.
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Tyreek Hill needs 62 yards in the Super Bowl for he and Travis Kelce to become the second duo ever to record 1500+ yards receiving and 90+ yards per game, joining Isaac Bruce and Torry Holt with the 2000 Rams.
Greatest Show On Grass
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On his podcast, Travis Kelce picks his Mount Rushmore of TEs:
Kellen Winslow Sr.
Tony Gonzalez
Rob Gronkowski
Travis Kelce
Hard to argue.
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Kelce is literally the best tight end of all time, sorry Tony G.
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Sam and PFF are getting lit up because this sounds like he's explaining why they only graded Mahomes 95 instead of 100, but what he's actually explaining is why they graded him below Jameis Winston and Ryan Tannehill and slightly above Davis Mills.
Sam, PFF is broken.
@InHarmsWay19
@MattVerderame
It is, but it's acknowledging things like an underhand toss TD is not a particularly taxing QB play.
Or a coverage bust in the end zone that left a RB uncovered in the flat for a TD.
Mahomes was great, but he wasn't as good as the box score suggests he was.
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Next week's AFC slate is a freaking bloodbath:
5-5 LV @ 7-3 DAL
6-4 BUF @ 5-5 NO
5-3-1 PIT @ 6-4 CIN
6-3 TB @ 6-5 IND
8-3 TEN @ 7-4 NE
5-4 LAC @ 5-5 DEN
6-5 CLE @ 7-3 BAL
The Chiefs get to rest up and watch half the contenders in the league drop another game next week.
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Not too many NFL players have ever been more likable than Jason Kelce.
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The Chiefs just eliminated the Broncos and Bengals from playoff contention.
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Seven times, a QB has had 15+ passing TDs and 1 or fewer interceptions through a team's first 8 games.
1969 Rams QB Roman Gabriel 17/1
2018 Aaron Rodgers 15/1
2018 Drew Brees 18/1
2019 Russell Wilson 17/1
2017 Alex Smith 16/0
2019 Patrick Mahomes 15/1
2020 Patrick Mahomes 21/1
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I used to be as obsessed with the Royals as anyone I knew. Didn't miss a pitch if I could help it from 2003 to probably 2017 some time. Went to every home playoff game, had all the bobble heads, was known as the "Royals guy" at work, ate slept and breathed baseball.
RIP fandom.
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Career touchdowns at Arrowhead. Kelce should have this one in the next home game or two.
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smh...
Kansas City
#Chiefs
kicker, Harrison Butker (
@buttkicker7
) in a courageous statement says he would rather retire than compromise on his morals & get the jab on today's
#BreakawayPod
Apple:
Spotify:
Youtube:
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Don't tell the haters, but the Chiefs have played the 2nd hardest schedule in the NFL so far (opponents were a combined 69-55, a half-game behind Pittsburgh's 69-54 for hardest schedule) but their remaining schedule ranks 29th (27-41 combined) and the easiest in AFC.
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Enjoy today, folks. Nobody ever knows how many of these you'll have in your lifetime. I know it feels like there will be many more, but don't forget to stop and smell the roses today. Super Bowl appearances are a precious gift. Let's go get another one.
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Somebody's gotta teach Creed how to snap the ball this offseason. He's an amazing center at everything but snapping, and he's maybe the worst snapper I've ever seen.
Wonder if Jason can volunteer some time.
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so good 😂
Lamar Jackson prepares to take on the Chiefs 👀
Watch Gridiron Heights season premiere 🍿
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This was huge for the "keep Russ and Hackett in Denver for a while longer" crowd, which is in turn huge for anyone who roots against the Broncos. Smart move by the Chiefs.
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Only six quarterbacks have ever thrown 81 TDs in their first 40 starts.
Patrick Mahomes 101
Dan Marino 93
Kurt Warner 90
Daryle Lamonica 83
Tony Romo 81
Johnny Unitas 81
And before you say it's "the era" those QBs began their careers in 2017, 1983, 1999, 1963, 2006, and 1956.
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Twas the night before football, when all through the land
Not a fanbase was hopeless, not even Cleveland
The jerseys were hung in the lockers with care
In hopes that the upcoming season was theirs
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The two games he lost (54-51 vs Rams, 24-20 vs Bills) were not lost because of failed scramble attempts. When he takes off running in a big moment, you can take the drive to the bank.
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Wow, what an absolutely tone-deaf exit letter by Russell Wilson.
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Here is the entire season of Quarterback, but with only Patrick Mahomes footage. I call it, QB1.
The highly-anticipated super cut of all of the Mahomes potty mouth moments will come later. Please feel free to share the link.
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Let's give a big hand to the four QBs who defeated Tom Brady this season!
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The Chiefs are 10-1 in their last 11 nationally televised games, with the one loss coming against the Packers without Mahomes.
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It's going to be super funny when the 9-8 Jets make the playoffs as the 7 seed and then Rodgers comes back and loses the playoff game.
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The Mount Rushmore of NFL QBs is clear, and any debate at this point is just silly.
Tom Brady
Peyton Manning
Joe Montana
Patrick Mahomes
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Mahomes and the Chiefs have won five games by 27+ points in his career.
THREE of those wins came against the Raiders.
😂😂😂😂😭
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A reminder that Travis Kelce had more 1000 yard seasons with Alex Smith (2) than all TEs in the history of the Bengals (0).
Same with 80+ reception seasons (2 to 0)
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1) got the 4th down, moved in range for game-winning OT field goal
2) kicked a FG, won by 9
3) kicked a FG, won by 6
4) got the 4th down, scored a TD, won by 4
5) got the 4th down, scored a TD to go up 51-47, lost 54-51
6) kicked a FG to go up 20-17, lost 24-20
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Very surprised so many people got upset at this. Mahomes literally forgot how to play football for an entire half, and it's the reason why we're not mega-hyped for this Sunday. It was a tame and warranted joke. Patrick needs to be held accountable just like everyone else.
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well everyone, I hope you enjoyed the death of the "Andy Reid can't win big games" and "the Chiefs will choke in the playoffs" narratives, because lol they are DONEZO. What are those AFC West bozos gonna say to us now? It's about to get very uncomfortable for them...
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