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Jared

@OShowKCJared

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Part-time witticist, full-time complainer. I do lighting for film and TV in real life.

New Orleans, LA
Joined December 2016
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@OShowKCJared
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@JohnyJ_15 Yuck
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@Tony_Sommer Huh? We're Chiefs fans, buddy.
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@jazayerli Think you're overreacting, ole boy
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@Jtfawver @ChiefsFanbjf Kingsley might still be an answer... he has the size and athleticism.. The idea that a draft pick has to be able to step in and play week 1 as a rookie is pretty dumb. We had a crazy class in '22, but that isn't remotely normal. Most rookies need coaching and acclimation.
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@joshuad9382 @Matty_KCSN @timthegm Things have actually changed since then, surprisingly. Brown would be getting dogfucked right now just like he did as a Bengal in meaningless regular season games. He was never good in pass pro and he wasn't as good as he should've been as a run blocker.
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@joshuad9382 @Matty_KCSN @timthegm No. Orlando wasn't good
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What a fucking lame super bowl commercial. Fuck off Chevron.
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@Chargers_Union Well, you see.. it's different because like... it's not how you think it is. So pipe down
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How come no one in this thread knows the difference between causal and casual?
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Thinking Mahomes outplayed Brady is the 2018 AFC championship is insanely causal
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@ChieflyBacon @kent_swanson Ultimately, he's still a fullback. But he's a dog
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@Jtfawver @Chief_Bearcat The gargling has been absurd
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@RealBirdLawyer He really has seen it all... he saw corndog cook twice in the Super Bowl when he was brought in by the Eagles as 'defensive consultant' specifically to beat the Chiefs. Didn't go great for him.
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@ThePhillyPod He was literally on the Eagles staff for corndog... *that's* where he saw it. And got cooked by it, twice in the same game.
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@ChieflyBacon @kent_swanson Blasingame is a dog
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@Taylor_Witt Beignets hit different when you've waited in the obnoxiously long line
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@RealBirdLawyer @SullyFootball 5'9 and a half, sir.
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@Taylor_Witt I know you didn't just post airport beignets...
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@ChieflyBacon Letting dummies think they're smart is the mechanism of almost every product in existence.
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