Tara 🧪 🇪🇺
@TaralyonG
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Chemistry teacher who loves to cook and eat! Rosé all the way…
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My sister
@dlyons339
sent me this... memories of our childhood, hearing this on the radio ... a reminder of our parents in their younger days... it’s beautiful... please listen.... Irish Tradition : "The Lark In The Clear Air" via
@YouTube
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Just left homebase nutgrove… at the checkout next to me an elderly man’s card didn’t work as he couldn’t remember the pin… the lady at the till paid quickly for it on her own card and said ‘have it on me’… moments of kindness like this need to be told.
#BeKindAlways
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I’m earwigging.. hard not to in hairdressers tbh… anyway it seems someone went to Turkey for liposuction and ‘they took out her two kidneys and sold them… she’s lucky to be still alive’… lucky? It’s a bloody miracle 😆
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To all the parents out there calling teachers ‘lazy’, ‘whiny’, ‘useless’ (and worse), I ask just one question.What kind of a parent sends their most precious loved ones into the care of these ‘insufferable’ people who are worse than pond scum?
#Hypocrisy
#edchatie
#teachertrolls
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I am 190km from home… teen 2 has phoned me 6 times … his father is in the house with him. When I mentioned that maybe his dad could help him with his queries, his response was one of incredulity…
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87 years old and she does 3 laps of the local GAA pitch twice daily to ‘keep her steps up’.
#mammy
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Isn’t it so disappointing/disgusting that the portal has been shut down cos the Irish side are behaving like Neanderthals… no respect, no class, no empathy. I’m ashamed.
#portal
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‘Do ya come from a land downunder’ 😝… one of my bargains got it’s first outing today… it’s comfy.
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The Mammy was here and asked teen 1 how ‘his line’ was going.. he looked at her blankly and said ‘what line’? Oh how we laughed and laughed.. and he looked more and more lost … I then explained 🤣.. It’s definitely an age thing but is it also a rural thing?? Just wondering..
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In 28 hours I’ll be changing my daily contacts from 4 to 200. Wonder why I am awake since 4am?
#schoolsreopening
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I WANT TO HAVE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!!!! Lots and lots of people! Eating and drinking and talking and laughing and dancing!!
#cabinfever
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Went into 3 shops in Dublin centre this morning+each had staff chatting to each other, ignoring the shoppers…in one I asked for help regarding a size+she said she was busy..she was hanging stuff on hangers🙄…when I worked in retail my manager would have fired me on the spot!
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Help.... for Gods sake ... help us Corkonians stuck in Dublin....
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Teen 1 got himself a girlfriend… she made all of this from scratch… I’m keeping her!
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Red lippy is on!! Taxi is here! I’m famished …. Have a good one 😊
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A past pupil just got in touch and told me I’m the reason she became a teacher… I’m chuffed. So many want to be doctors and dentists and pharmacists and that’s great but not many want to be teachers so this is a win!!
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Mum and sister
@dlyons339
were at specialist. Sister filled out ‘theoretical physicist’ as mum’s occupation.(She’s not!) at end of consult Dr shook hands and said ‘I’ve never met a theoretical physicist before’..Mammy Lyons looked him in the eye and replied ‘You have now!’
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@iatemuggles
What if you had ‘ben-seen’??? Get it??? Ben-seen, benzene! Sorry that’s just dreadful!!
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@mrjamesob
.. you mentioned this Irish man on your show (catching up
@on
podcast)… RT for your listeners who may not be familiar!! 🇮🇪
'Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position - unique position in the entire world - in having privileged access not just to the UK market… but also the EU single market'
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@darrengrimes_
Yes I’d also be embarrassed if I were from the country that the black and tans originated from… utterly embarrassed.
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Today is the first day since Jan 6th that I have not taught, corrected, answered or looked at Chemistry notes/questions... and it’s fecking fabulous 🤩
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My valentines to my students today… 16 to 18 year old and they still love getting sweets in school.
#teacherspets
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During the Dublin lockdown can everyone buy from independent shops and businesses where possible ... ditch the diet and get a few takeaways from independent eateries, buy a few books from local bookshops, get a coffee from a non chain café.
#supportsmallbusiness
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‘Bollock-faced foghorn’ is my new go-to insult!
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Tomorrow is my bi-annual hairdresser visit.. I absolutely hate it… 3 hours of my life that i can never get back!! Vanity is a terrible thing…
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So tonight I do not have to set my alarm for 14 weeks (unless to catch a ferry or flight)… I love being a teacher!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Teacher: please put the word ‘judicious’ into a sentence. Student: now hands that judicious they are are soft and they’re clean with mild green fairy liquid. 😜
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The Mammy was waiting for me when I came back from town… I hung the washing out ‘the wrong way’ 😬… it has since been rectified
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As a result of yesterday’s tweet about my teen, I see that the world is still inhabited by people who are waiting to be offended… seems I’m anti-teen, anti-men, anti-women and anti-mother … who’d a thunk it 😉
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Oral exam. One laptop in a room, student sitting in front. Another laptop in a DIFFERENT room, examiner sitting in front. Press record and examine away ...
@NormaFoleyTD1
? Too simple? Too safe? Lacks a certain je ne sais quoi?
#LeavingCert2021
#sensible
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@PattyArquette
@shannonrwatts
Each time I see these tragic events happening in the US I am so happy I live in a not perfect but non gun carrying little country. 🇮🇪
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Currently sitting in my mum’s friend’s house… my mum has poor sight, her friend is very deaf… I’m the go-between. The repetition and shouting is insanely hilarious 😂 it’s like a sketch from Fr Ted!!
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Tara in her 20s.. finish work Fri, pub til 8.. home, change out by 9.30 … home around 4am… Tara in her 50s.. out at 6, 2 to 3 drinks, dinner, home 9pm.. bed 9.15!! Heaven 🤣
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My 89 yr old mum met two older ladies the morning after the wedding.. “what time did ye finish last night?” Reply was ‘around 2’… “did ye score?” my mother asked…The reply ..”the only ride I’d get is on a bus”!!! “My kinda woman” says mother after they’d parted ways. 😜
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The Mammy is listening to Patsy Cline on her new earphones … we are all listening to the Mammy’s version of Crazy 😝
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I have officially been on this planet for over half a century. Here’s to the next 5 decades 🥰happy birthday to all the Dec 6th people ♐️
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#positivethinking
.. I’m the proud aunt of these two wonderful women… now that’s positive!!
@dmurphy
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Todays
#positivenews
.I decided in January that I needed to do something(not drastic)about the ‘excesses of lockdowns’ and the downside of being a woman of a certain age…too much wine, food and not enough movement..but between Jan 1 and Sept 1 I’m down 10kg! Another 5-8 to go!!
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The Mammy is a year older.. back from a birthday lunch where she took many congratulatory calls! She matched her cardigan to the walls of the restaurant for the occasion.
#Birthdaygirl
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The clear out continues and I found this… 28/29 year old me!!! Went to Chester on ‘the cheap’ .. place was terrible so booked into the Chester Grosvenor to recover from the shock 😆
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Back in May I tweeted that I was weary... today I am furious . A student who never got less than 78%, but more often than not got a H2 or H1 grade in 24 tests over 2 years gets a H4 calculated grade. That is outrageous.
#edchatie
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Teen 1 … told him he has by midday tomorrow to pack his belongings as he’s now an ‘addelt’ and it’s time to make it in the world .. and send money home!
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I remember doing this 😀
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First attempt at the cake decorating… quite pleased with the top but shouldn’t have bothered with the swirls on the sides.. live and learn.
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I am a super decision maker. 20 mins ago I was going out for a long walk but got into bed instead of my runners!!!
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Work, home, pub at 6pm.. three vinos and a fish n chip dinner pub grub… home at 8… bed now… what a lovely life I have ….
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And they’re off..... another day on Twitter complaining and being angry... I’m exhausted with the anger... have a coffee/tea... sit outside or beside an open window... get some air... listen to birds or some relaxing music... breathe... smile... listen... (I should be a guru!)
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This is the road I go down to get to the beach/shop/pub when in Kerry… I repeat ‘please no cars’ until I get to the bottom as I drive down 😃… narrow and nail biting, as not much room to allow passing. I’m ok on the way up as I pull into the mountain and not to the edge 😬
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Went for lunch with my ladies today (back to school tradition at this stage).. only two of us still teaching out of 6.. another retirement this year!!
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Ssshhh don’t tell them next door… they’re already raging about one US president being on this gorgeous island…2 will cause a complete meltdown 🤯😂
Pres.
@BillClinton
just landed in Belfast, where he’s spending a week celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Good Friday Agreement. Against the odds, the peace has held & democracy has not lost its grip here.
Follow along & go behind the scenes with us for a first hand look.
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Lemon curd cupcakes for tomorrow’s cake sale in teens’ school to raise funds for
#breastcancer
research. Well quality control is absolutely necessary in situations like this, no? 😉💕
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@shockproofbeats
Told my now teens when they were small that I couldn’t play any Xbox games with them as I had once been the champion of the world and was totally addicted to gaming and if I touched a controller again I might relapse and they’d have no mum to cook dinner..
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First time soccer mom attending swift care clinic today 😳… one x-ray, two crutches and one knee brace later we returned home and all is good ⚽️
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What a wedding! Full of laughter, dancing, singing and general fun. A few pics of the happy couple, the teens with their cousin (chief b’maid) and their auntie (my sister)… ♥️
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@jonnyfallon
48 years ago I lost the top of my little finger in an accident ( with a door).. a nurse used to put me on a blanket on the floor and pull me after her as she did her rounds....
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So today I go to a water park with ten 13 year olds to make up for two missed lockdown birthdays…. Keep me in your prayers please!!
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There was a young woman named Dee
Who once had a very sore “V”
When announced on Twitter
Some got very bitter
But most peeps were kind, you see.
@deirdrenugent4
#vaginagate
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The rioting in Dublin tonight is not a form of protest… just absolute thuggery and vandalism. Those involved don’t care about Ireland as is evident by them attacking Irish businesses and public transport and the Gardaí.. bet they wouldn’t know a fada if it hit them in the face.
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Just saw a post where someone said they had trouble treating themselves… ladies, treat yourself always and often.. eat the chocolate, buy the bag/shoes, go for the walk, book the night away solo or with friends… treat yourself if and when you can and enjoy every second of it!!
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Morning from a chilly Dublin... enjoying my time off ... I’m one of those teacher people who everyone loves at the moment... happy Wednesday folks.
#teacherlife
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A happy Christmas to everyone here that I’ve shared bits of life with in 2022 and here’s to a healthy and happy 2023 for all. And remember all food is calorie free today… Santa says so!
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My sister is my sons ‘fairy godmother’. She has these wings for 3 years now waiting for his two year delayed confirmation… today she wore them for most of the day… the teen was morto but loved it 😊
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I’m just gobsmacked that there are adults (some of them teachers) reveling in the fact that some students have had their PGs downgraded... especially if those students had the gall to attend a private school. Take a good look at yourselves people.
#CAO20
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Dear Maths Exam Setter and
@NormaFoleyTD1perhaps
you both are out of touch with current LC teens (and how they are probably the most educationally affected by the P), but what you did with
#MathsP1
was an outright disgrace.I advise a six month stint in the classroom to remedy.
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