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Joined July 2022
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There will be a femcel mass shooter in the next 2 years that will name drop radfem hitler in a manifesto.
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This post was a joke
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Son what is this $8 monthly subscription to X dot com.
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The type of books women are reading and writing
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“The men might not like it, but in 2023 women are overwhelmingly the ones who write, read, edit and buy books, particularly fiction.”
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Every man secretly thinks it would be cool to have a scar on their face.
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I love hitting it off with a guy's gf and talking animatedly about books you've both read that he hasn't, right in front of him.
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If he actually says the “I am become death” line I’m walking out of the theater.
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I used to be like you. A total faggot. A complete slave.
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Fact checked by the Manlet Defense Task Force.
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met Joe Rogan today
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GOONER ACTUAL THIS IS GOONER SIX NINE WE’RE PINNED DOWN BY THE BITCH WIFE SEND IMMEDIATE CLOSE AIR SUPPORT.
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Women That smoke weed are some of the worst people on the planet.
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Me at 12 years old listening to this song on my iPod
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Women love to tell you about the ‘creepy guy that’s obsessed with them’.
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You always have the right to not have an opinion.
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Smash your balls with a hammer.
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If they came out with a deepfake AI girlfriend experience version of her the majority of rw Twitter would willingly enter the pod and eat the bugs.
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THE CATMAN (Mittens)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBB
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I’m more sensitive than you. My inner life is richer. I’m moved by passions you can’t even perceive. So chew on that the next time you think you’re even half the tortured soul I am, you sack of shit.
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What it feels like to tell the visibly Jewish cashier “Merry Christmas”
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Guy whose diet is optimized for wipeless shits.
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Blacks, as a race, have not demonstrated that they are sufficiently civilized to enjoy modern luxuries like the movie theater.
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This image alone is funnier than the sum of all lefty memes ever made
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*Gong Noise* huaaaahhhh . Rindy Man
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What if I “oneshotted” you in the head with a real gun that shoots bullets?.
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“Evola wrote about this at length”
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Doing chores is freaking long house mom. I was not made for domestic life. You cannot stifle my instincts to ascend beyond ‘mere life.’.
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“The chart that saved my life” KOL
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Found a job for you bro
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Bro is a cryptid
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Imagine 4HL er trying this out
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The feeling of standing before an infinite horizon
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Once a peat-poster said that runners have “an endorphin addiction akin to opioid addiction” and I laughed at how ridiculous the idea sounded.
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People: I don't believe you ran 200 ultras in 200 days. Me:
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One of the hardest songs of all time no doubt
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It’s crazy how this post goes viral every 2 months when it was clearly just a random anon cracking a joke and some freakazoid autist imagining he uncovered a CIA sting operation.
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never forget
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A woman posting a day in her life tik tok is the same thing as a man gooning on VR porn for 8 hours.
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I love winter
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Get a fucking job.
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my 2024 letterboxd: a year in review
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Thanks for looking out for me bro I almost thought this video of flying whales was real.
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They will fake UFOs. They will fake aliens. They will fake Jesus's return. Do not believe any of their scams.
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Political activism for women should be limited to baking cookies and cupcakes with cutesy designs.
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Respect to the first season of True Detective for making it look cool and edgy to live in backwater Louisiana
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Autistic guy that sleeps with his mouth taped shut, breathe right strips on his nose, eye mask, weighted blanket, sub 60 degree room temp.
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Awesome tits ma’am.
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First day of the 118th Congress! . Let's do this, with coffee, of course :). #LowcountryFirst
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Victims of the goon cave.
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Imagine scrolling Instagram reels before bed here
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🔒🔁
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Goes hard
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@HHEAVYWASHH The dress that saved the West.
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You watch the NYC ball drop broadcast and they show 10 uninterrupted minutes of men kissing.
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Thomas777.
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“I’m a genderfluid trans woman…I’m a Christian who has studied Hinduism for over 10 years and is now currently studying and practicing Islam.”
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Very funny that riding a bike for exercise basically cuts off circulation to your testicles.
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Showing the hobo outside the corner store what’s in my pockets
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“Social justice warriors”
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The artist was too horny here man.
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Driving through the rain and night
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Gooner actual this is gooner six nine we have one casualty that needs immediate med-evac. Prepping tourniquet for a failed jelq. Over.
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So glad I quit before they made it Reddit.
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Checking in
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@RARAESQUE >Credits roll . Alright I’ve seen enough of this.
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¡Mirar! I posted her again!
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The energy is shifting
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This is what constituted a “Ryan Gosling meme” before the incel was invented in 2016
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Getting 4 Pepe pfps in my notifs feels like a 4 of a kind poker hand
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14 year old's gaming youtube channel intro.
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Kicked from the groupchat
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How it feels to be grateful for everything, good or bad, that’s ever happened to you
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Azov Battalion, Shelby Company
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Never talk cheese with rats .Bread with birds .Or make moves with snakes.
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I am a gymcel NEET, the closest thing to a warrior monk in the modern age
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Pre Workout Sol Affirmations
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Hold on: the crips AND the bloods?? This is like the avengers endgame of hip hop awesomeness
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Kendrick Lamar got CRIPS And BLOODS out here dancing Together on top of Drakes Grave on Juneteenth 🤎💪🏾. 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😜
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