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Descendant of Richard Watterson and Regina George. 🏁🏁🏁 TMC baby. strings and Bling
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Who TF gives Patson Daka a yellow card, all he does is praise God and score goals.
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I wish Zimbabweans would fight for their gold,the way they fight for Victoria falls 🤣🤣🤣💀😂
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Ati walimonapo Priest Impeta 😭😭😭😭💀😂😂. Zedtwitter is an antidepressant
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Konichiwa wechipondo
South Korea is now offering $38,000 for people to get married & have children due to the country’s low birth rate.
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Kuti wasanga nawaluka cadre pa last. I've never defended a President, the way I'm doing 🥴💀😊. Te Ballyism iyi fye.
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If not for Gary and that bashibukombe,sembe bati dyesa Feira beans.
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@SamuelOtigba
I told him to get me liver,when coming home,when he came home,he had forgotten to pass thru the butchery and told me ,the cows they had killed, had no liver that day,so they was a shortage of liver.
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Lol not me passing after all that unnecessary anxiety.😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂. Fucking finally 🥂🥂🥂🥂. Thanks to you all who checked up on me and informed me that the system is up and running, God bless you, keep being kind.
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Leopard's hill rd
Don't pull up without a reservation, They're strict, u will just burn fuel for mahala😂😂
K2zaza entry
There's zip line k100
Game tour in a buggie
Bicycle rides etc. Food is fair, generous portions, family friendly. I can DM the menu et al
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I've started fantasizing about leaving Zambia, u can be working hard in the wrong country, the system is so broken,it's like u fighting principalities.
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Okay I'm childish 🤣🤣🤣 in traffic while waiting pama robots,saw this chi big Zesco truck turnin ,I was in the filter so it was closer to me.I made a gun with my fingers * shot the driver ,he saw me & played along, even held his chest🤣🤣🤣, he laughed so hard 😂😂😂.
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Some losing chainda ward councillor, is still in shock as to how he lost to a younger person who didn't dash out money. Ati he sponsors 2 football teams in the area,helped with funerals, gave taxi drivers money, while the winner only talked and played draft with them 💀🥴😂😂🤣.
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I can't believe we got rid off Chagz. Imagine ,ati Lusaka is like Los Angeles. But kwena.
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Born 3rd September 1948 in Mufulira,died August 19, 2008 in France. Prolly the only President most Zambians claimed wasn't chosen by God, coz Kafupi handpicked him for reasons best known to himself 🤷🏿♀️. However,LPM had a mind & policies of his own & did well,despite the scrutiny
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Coming back after fumbling an entire country,almost turnin it into Scar's Pride Rock. Resigning,then returning to reclaim yo spot like u Simba,then end up being outsmarted by a non performing Mp/failed reality TV star and then get turned into a meme Lord is crazy bizness.
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Now I live on Bilboard and I brought my boys with me. Empire state of mind.
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Awe kwena balimilila amasuku pamutwe,$400k, throw in what Faith was also holding on to & other senior govt officials, meanwhile during that,period they failed to renew contracts 4supply of consumables for dialysis, pipo died,elo ine ndeufwila impupu uluse,mulalaba bwangu.
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Me: showing up for work in style because appearance matters more than performance.
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Brian Mushimba really left petty politics to do some progressive stuff hey. Others are havin ma convulsions uko,being taken to Sikanze,while his brainchild is adding 105MWs to the national grid.Most politicians suffer from the D Munkombwe syndrome,no plan C. Glad he made it out
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So I won this on the radio, I'm really proud of myself, goooooo me 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣.
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Got my balloons and after consulting with myself,instead of Monday blues,it's cocktail Monday 😂😂😂
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If not for my siblings, I wud prolly been married ku Katondo with 9 kids apa, grew up on hand me downs,no hope, but my sisters fought for me. Left Zambia but never forgot us, that money sent back home,gave me a life line. Black tax or ubuntu,it depends on hw privileged you are.
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Today is Mwanawasa Day for me,the greatest to ever do it,no one even comes close for me. You u nailed it out of the park,had the $ on it's knees,life was good but the divisive old dimwits downplayed yo Presidency. Continue resting in power. Much love and profound respect 🕊🕊
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Mu Zambia kukosa💀.
>Aflatoxin
>Ulukungu
>Loadshedding
> Promises
>More Promises
> Ba guy ba Promiseko ichupo
>Indoshi
>Village pipo
>Principalities
>Corruption
>Ba conductor ati iwe zayonda ukwela
>Vama luv
>Unemployment
>Speed trap
> Nolle Prosequi
>Mtn
>Airtel
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Oh my God, I won that all expenses paid trip to Lower Zambezi, my big bro called me telling me he heard my name on the radio, I thought he was lying . I'm so excited. Not too shabby for an orphan. Fucking finally
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@LAZARUSCHAKWERA
Did king sausage Fingers visit when you had floods and ravaged by cholera? All this for mundane tea with fish and chips. This is what Malawi gets for voting for an accent,low budget Martin Loser king 😂😂😂
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Zedwitter has gr8t pipo.A while bak I was offline 4a bit & folks I've neva even met checked up on me. Mailo I shared the Chronicles of my unemployment 🤣🤣.I got alot of messages of encouragement evn job ads. That's y I will neva stop being kind & considerate. You jst neva knw
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Hopefully this lusaka weather will not embarrass me by noon, it's as inconsistent as Sean Tembo's petty checks and balances.
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Eish 🤣🤣🤣💀💀. Is it that people don't respect the law or the law doesn't know how to properly conduct itself
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At the mealie meal aisle mu Melissa,met a man he was also buying,asked him to help me carry mine,he did. He lives in 10 miles. Offered him a lift since I was goin ku Pic n Pay. Told me he's a guard,earns 2pin,family of 7,wife sells 🍅.Rent is k600. Asked how he manages,told me
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Yesterday someone who took part in that marathon kept saying, "ala kwachiba amatako,I couldn't even concentrate ",. Each time I think about the statement, u burst into laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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What happened to Zambia kanshi,like the abundance is just abundancing organically 🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲.
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When they send u this,just know that they've discovered a lacuna in your relationship and want to explore it
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This Scandal at MOF🙆🏿♀️🙆🏿♀️🙆🏿♀️🙆🏿♀️🙆🏿♀️, this country will not progress, someone's salary got blocked,they got transferred & anyone helping them got threatened. They blew the lid on corruption at the ministry, ati kuli ma cartels
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My bemba folks could never, Barry fires Bally 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
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Looking like day 2
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@NOMFEEZUS
If you don't know where you stand with someone,stop standing and start walking. TyTyrone
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Barbara Banda, doing what the 3 arms of the Zambian government can't do.
Deliver
Deliver
Deliver.
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Bally, I know you're a capitalist, but maybe try as a government to own some public buses,so that those who commute daily & earn so little, can be able to afford cheap bus fares. The bus drivers have refused to acknowledge the drop in fares, 😂😂😂🤣.
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I wonder what Bally promised LPM to make talk this way.
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August is a month when you hand back power to yourself, so grab it
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My only little certificate for doing me,being me. I'm so proud of myself. It wasn't easy, the what ifs clouded my mind,when I went back to school, I thought my life was over,it was a very difficult time for me. I'm so grateful to God for keeping me sane and giving me hope.
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Literally the end of an Error,not to be confused with Era.
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It's heartbreaking, but atleast in my life time, I've witnessed Zambia going to the world cup,Zambia going to the Olympics, Zambia lifting AFCON and Zambians kicking Chagz to the curb 💀💀💀 not too bad for a millennial.
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Edgar " I will arrest HH"
HH, " don't worry sir,you will be okay ". Grace is better than bitterness.
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@HonMushimba
If it isn't the expert with the expertise. The same way you predicted Chagz bouncing back coz you got on Ulendo and boarded buses. Why didn't you share this tit bit,when he was buying that useless Jet ? No wonder it ended in tears for your posse.
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These things here,cost me k405, k215 cooking oil and k190 sugar. Mmmh eya. It's ok,I'm armed and dangerous, with my voters card.
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It was a glorious occasion. Didn't even notice the sash was all over 🤭 😂😂🤦🏾♀️
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These kaponyas just beat up this old Chinese man for soliciting for head from an underage girl. He bought her food & took her to his car. That's when they found them in the act. Police came picked him up,that's when they found more graphic images in his phone 😢
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7 days without an address from Bally 😌, I'm not okay. Suffering from withdrawal symptoms coz of being in the opposition for too long.
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No tie Bally is so inclusive, it's always the "WE" for me. Speaking so well on BBC
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Omg, not that NGO calling me back and saying I need to go see the HR on Monday Morning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Cheers to the freaking weekend baby. Me being delulu works out well for me I guess 💀. To being delulu 🥂🥂🥂🥂
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It's the Treachery for me , the young man was always helpful and shit,even stepping in to help out when the Holisee wasn't around. It's a sad day for bromance. My dumb ass thought he was actually a celibate priest.
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🙃🙃🙃🙃
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I think my honeymoon days with Bally are over. I'm finally getting detached . He talks a good talk, but most of it is just lip service.
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Mmmmh
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So mailo we shall hear from people who put us in this mess,how we shouldn't toast to this debt restructuring thingy
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Zambian pedestrians have trust issues 😂😂😂💀💀, even when you stop at the Zebra crossing so they can pass,they don't believe it, I have to give them a thumbs up and that's when they proceed to cross. You crazy impatient motorists have really traumatized them.
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No sooner had he become the Energy Minister, than the power went.
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Ninshi mu Zambia fyonse fyakutintilila, Love, amalaiti, network, mmmh,umuntu entire youth yakwe,ayilishanyafye sure
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@BowmanLusambo
That's how those poor zebras and kudus felt,when you moved them from their habitat to your house and each time you fed them that god awful grass.
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Eeeh, I didn't know my goat was this brutal😂😂🤷🏿♀️
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I met a homeless 17yr old boy at wrk,he lives mu intercity with his boys,can't even afford a bath,his dad ran away after his mom died,older bro was taken by ZNS & his lil sis is at kasisi. He's so hopeful for his future,ati I just luk lyk this,but I'm not a bad person 🥺🥺
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This is why John Sangwa SC,will forever be my goat and highly rated. Who would have thought, he's now speaking for Bowman Lusambo 🥴😣💀 and calling the speaker's ruling for what it is. I'm embarrassed for piyefu, u tried to silence the man and he's now standing in the gap 4 u.
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They've set up A DNA and forensic laboratory, it's been funded by the US Govt at a cost of $11m . Finally sexual and Gbv victims can get the justice that is denied due to lack of evidence.
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Ebantu aba,noti ama "If" merchants. I can even overlook their network having chibwibwi
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It's like Nc'wala organisers do the most with advertising and stuff, there's so much excitement the build up is insane. Don't see the same with other ceremonies. NC'wala has kind of adapted.
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But ninshi girls u pass around, but small,small ball is where you draw the line
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Not me scooping best graduating student. With some coins to splurge 🤣😊🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣💀 lelo, I gave my SDA neighbr a lift, reached shekshek & this mofo jst joined abruptly & becoz I'm anti noise pollution= hooting, I said chikala out loud💀💀🤦🏾♀️,forgot I had pipo with me. Ala he was so shocked, I think I traumatized him. Stayed quiet the whole way 💀🤣🤣🤭🤭
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@NgoepeJay
@MaBee_N
To do what exactly? You can't even go to groove in peace. Unity and social cohesion is a foreign concept over there. You can keep your load shedded,crime - ridden , TRC flop rainbow nation.
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Love it when Bally's speaking,then he pauses to swallow saliva, now that's how you moisturize your lies baby 😂😂😂.
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Day 3, when you're so impatient, you can't even let the love of your life finish talking 😭😭😭
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Power went in shoprite and everyone shouted ati aaaah! Felt like choir practice 😂😂😂😂😂
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Even Bally is an outfit repeater ,then iwe ,tulechulilafye pamo you should give me pressure.
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Today I met my bachelor,soon to be married neighbr at his gate with a woman,in my head I jst said they prolly came for a quickie coz his zip was undone. Then later on muchungulo, he was with the love of his life,the 1 I kno & that ngga had the nerve to say,"long time no see😑🙄
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Just visited Brighton, he's in high spirits. Ati when he tried to contact a particular party for help, they told him no,he acted on his own,but his grandpa is now trying to engage a lawyer.
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Zambian churches are classists,you get knocked up out of wedlock and they banish you, even having a tattoo gets you ridiculed,but a fraud who misappropriated billions of public funds is celebrated .
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Zambians are so cool, i love them🥳🥳🥳, once u see someone coming from the opposite direction flashing u,just knw Zabwino palibe. 2 cars flashed me, warning me abt hungry crocodiles on Lumumba river 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾. When I was coming back, I also flashed others, paying it forward.
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He just wants to be left alone
35-year-old Stoppila Sunzu is the last remaining player from Zambia's 2012 AFCON-winning final starting XI still playing in the current squad 🍷
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Ba fikala mulemulisha bench ati happy birthday, happy birthday naba wiso
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Even people you put pama CV, be very careful, bambi bafikala bama jealous, eya. They will say something to jeopardize your chances.
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@Steebie_K
@FeedelSircolour
I don't even cry at funerals, I have to dig deep into my childhood sad capsule to cry.
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Coz I'm the youngest,my biggies gave me the honour of coming up with those words,so in my own little way,I honoured my Dad. It felt so good.
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