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UA Alumna. UK Fan. CPA.

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Y’all, I passed! I’m finally done. My CPA license is loading! I finally did it 🥹!
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I’m currently at work, refreshing the score page like a monster to see if I passed this test. This is stressfulllll.
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@EdeinMike1 @V_nASSty 😂. My sister told her teacher once that my mom put weed in her food. It was parsley.
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@Cluffalo A girl tried to do this to me once. I got upgraded to business & there were 2 seats per side w/a tiny space, and then two regular spaces for underseat storage. I told her that she couldn’t have both. She didn’t want to move her stuff. I told her she could move it or I would.
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@pr3cipitation @mattxiv You are witnessing distress. A cry for help. Laughing to keep from crying.
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@Hawt_Tamalee @smoke_nd_pearlz I was about to say, there’s no way this is real 😂
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@EclecticMujer You mean to tell me babies bite down that hard on actual nipples? Omg 😭
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@heyyitsjanea I’m sooo confused… so did the in laws not recognize their son?? Or is she also adopted and doesn’t know? I’d be horrified.
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@MackenzieG43 @KimiKouture See... you said usually. I'm always thinking about that 1% chance.
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@NANOJEFE @Alohabr0 don't ever believe that.
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@NaturalEgyptian @Kaululehua Man I haven’t been back to the ER since I was charged $800 for a Tylenol 🥲. $8,900 ER bill for nothing!!
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@___itsIndia And it had the nerve to run in my bathroom while I was freaking out. It disappeared into a hole between the cabinet and the wall I didn’t know existed (😒). I sprayed a bunch of bug spray in there and duct taped it shut. It looks ghetto as hell, but wtf.
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@__jessssie @sinforlynn 😂🤣. I’ll never forgetting waking up on my thirtieth birthday and literally getting out of bed and my knees cracked as I stood up. I just laughed, because wtf!
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@WhosTYE @Elise_D_A I looked back at my own TV like “who did that.” I’m the only one here 😂.
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@prntgdcolonized Meanwhile, I never get responses from anyone not black on there. Ironically, I had a random roommate in TX who was born in a cult, and we found out we were related by marriage from 23andMe.
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@RyanHiggo02 @mdub318 @Jrsmomma98 @AlexLeeGooner3 @kjanaeeeee I hope disappointment is what she meant and that she truly doesn’t hate herself.
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@___itsIndia Girllllllll. I was studying last night with my Skype group and felt something run down my leg. Y’all this is how I discovered cockroaches can fly 😩. I am so disturbed. Like excuse me, but this is not Joe’s apartment. And I still can’t figure out how it got in my house!
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@jas_cymone @Copyrite I don’t blame her mom for being worried.
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@FlisadamP *laughs in high*
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@JamalXXX_FP @jhilikeye I can’t believe I’ve never seen this show.
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@Imposter_Edits This was a complete waste of time/money. No one is obligated to talk to you, or tell you anything, even less so when they aren’t breaking any laws or doing anything wrong. Approaching situations like you have the RIGHT to anything is the problem. The sense of entitlement.
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@Nike These comments are wild. Seek help people.
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@QueenOf_BellAir @HarrisonMcCart2 @iamcardib I’m not so convinced he didn’t mean exactly what he said.
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@Trillest_Adams @R_Rechail And probably makes it harder for them to reintegrate with society.
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@Iam_MissSimpson @fonzfranc @myaranae_ It seems like she’s found it and you all aren’t comfortable with it.
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@BethBourgeois @Slapout4 I got chuckle out of this, but I truly hope you’re ok.
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@wapgrip @Monty_Badu Yes it always says more about the parent than the child to be honest.
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@nessv @misskanu I think about this every time I have a thought to reach for my phone while driving too. So many lives could be changed in an instant.
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@frattboii @shay__roberts Or because of the relationships, or lack thereof, with officers in their own communities.
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@ijayt205 @_gtprincesslisa I didn’t realize it until yesterday too 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@TweetMayoori @LaVidaLolaaa This is an odd way to excuse greed. Because that’s greed.
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@goodapplejokes @archehistory @Morbidful He did, but I’m not sure if it was because of the illness. Says he died in 2013.
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@Eros_Adagio @DOCJAMBEATS @izzybewildin @darlingdeity @puemalol I? Man I am trying to wait to have one, but I’m so tired of them. I want to run in peace lol.
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@n4urotic @_ItsMarisWorld_ Huh??? That’s the age gap???
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@FalconryFinance That letter is wild. So instead of helping them find a safe place to live, they just…. tried to evict them??
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@LenValyrian Exactly why it’s difficult for some to build any kind of personal safety net.
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@Slatzism It seems like she prefers a partner who is monogamous… why not date someone who wants monogamy??
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@TycoonRazzi @Morbidful I’ve been thinking about this all day. It’s hard to wrap my head around someone not existing anymore.
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@Naley__ @iamcardib Girl! Right?! Lol. My knees just cracked when I got up to go to the bathroom 😂.
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@TalemSeko @historyinmemes The second kiddo is my energy 😂. Because how dare you?!
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@TenaciousEye @LizziePaton @CHANEL There were a lot of bad shoes.
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@mucksamp @cr_ingenious117 Well it needs to start telling the side of the story I actually want to hear. I’ve been bamboozled lol
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@loveoctaviaa @heyyitsjanea Again, I’d assume he’d look like someone they knew, if not themselves. And he has the same birthday.
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@MB_Hollow @UgandanKid_ The baby isn’t smiling.
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@madeline_holz @TabisBack Because the alcohol in her system and the phone in her hand couldn’t allow her to continue living a lie? Just my guess 🤷🏾‍♀️.
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@WCarpediam @MauriHaze @OJ_IN_HOUSTON @deonharris14 @_DamnJaden I guess the words ‘gay man’ weren’t available?
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@MayorMargiela @Corddaryl He’s the attorney general. If he wanted an indictment, he would have gotten it.
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@MurseWordsworth @Kadmost @Lsax_235 Yeah.. and as a black person, same. I don’t even use it and it’s not that hard for me to not do that.
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@Aizehinomo Oh nahh, it wouldn’t make me not want to go on vacation anymore. It would make me not want to be with that person. This is irresponsible.
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@Iam_MissSimpson @fonzfranc @myaranae_ She’s a musician. It’s ok to not like her music, or her, for that matter. It’s disingenuous to pretend like she isn’t being herself when no one knows her personally. She’s giving what she’s comfortable giving.
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@torrefaction @agusterodin @stephondoestech He must’ve been an interviewer.
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@Boston_Drinks @Ki_daNymFo @srqbanker @OnlyInBOS Except this is exactly what happened on my flight Friday. Passenger had an emergency before we took up. They took him bag to the gate and got his bags off the plane.
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@PerisCast My mom told family and friends I was in a STEM program. I’m an accountant 🤣.
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@BrotherGram My waiter at Pappadeaux told me the bottom half of my face looked just as amazing as the top when I took my mask off. I thanked him, but I know I looked rough 😂.
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@FrankAlvarezJr @KlopIwashere @Diana68871825 @WrittenByHanna Right. I didn’t realize there were four kids.
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@quest_ricky @AfricanArchives You don’t even know the history you’re trying “gotcha” people with. It’s WALKER. And she wasn’t freed. She was born free. This is why ALL history should be taught in school, not only what makes people comfortable.
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@Complex I didn’t know there were degrees of seriousness to marriage. Wow.
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@OkieSpaceQueen And still, we justify not teaching basic sex education in schools. This is still a crazy take, but honestly… what??
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@amna_ali777 @selmsms @official_farhia Glad I’m not the only one. This looks scary. Water needs to move.
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@dithomasito1 @DaleyRachael @toocrsh @therealvanityp Not only that, but you can’t be in seven places at once. Money can make your child comfortable and provide, but having his presence means a lot too.
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@thickliljawn His coworker pushed him. They really have to start/keep policing their own.
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@DamnitPreme I keep telling folks cats are like people. They don’t forget anything. I bet that squirrel did something lol.
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@BSO This really pisses me off. I’m so tired of being mad over situations like this.
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@AserGRada @TIME So what are you doing to help them get there?
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@muffinsplanned @_A_Nope @ObsessedTeach And it doesn’t. America is so obsessed with policing bodies that it gets in the way of EVERYTHING. Education, politics, humanity, etc.
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@BunneeShelton @karenhunter @globaltimesnews But someone on this account has seen how inaccurate it is and it’s still here.. at least issue a correction.
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@mattmiller757 Help me understand
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@B1TuckerCarlson @ModestyQueen19 Cheating while married is a lot worse to me than while dating.
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@LelainaPiercen @ABC Most rational people did.
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@foreverlibra93 @Ri33o @onlineryn Doesn’t even make sense.
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@MattWSB Changes your opinion only after someone YOU love goes through it? Imagine that you passed it on to someone else, loved by others, who got severely sick, or worse, died from it. Americans are so selfish.
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@SamObiWon @HeatherTDay Right. To most it just translates as someone not trying hard enough.
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@aPARKOlypse @AFABRocky I find this completely silly though. Especially when teachers are allowed to relate their family to their lessons in other instances. Teachers give stories all the time about what their significant others/kids have said/done and relate it to their lessons.
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@demivrl Man when I tell you I would try and do a chargeback so fast.
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@emilyliz135 @solomonmissouri Idk if she speaks or not, but wait until she starts talking 😂. My niece spent so much time with my grandma as a child and she sounds just like her. Like grandma in a kid’s body!
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@prntgdcolonized I wish someone could have seen our faces when we found out. And her name was so unique it was pretty obvious.
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@Beezyhustle @souljaboy I don't really believe men consider a lack of clothing above the waste to be naked. Probably didn't faze them.
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@Cluffalo People can be really audacious with inconveniencing other people. She was one of the first people on the plane and had plenty of overheard storage space. I wasn’t in the mood.
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@Christorical @loveoctaviaa @heyyitsjanea Wow, that makes sense. And I’m sorry 💙.
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@cjgproduxions @TheLSuiteRDB @notcapnamerica You watched this video and still have confidence that he would answer that question honestly?
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@BohaBota @prntgdcolonized We do! We kinda bonded before this though. She had never physically gone to a school and wasn’t allowed to watch tv. So she didn’t get a lot of the pop culture references other people made. We talked a lot about what she missed. She taught me how to make bread 😂.
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@RodneySeymour @BasedMistress_ How did you find a way to make this her fault?? It’s a JAR.
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@_nrawww @theillma These are the neatest locs I’ve ever seen on kids.
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@lvcsan This looks like something Kanye would do.
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@soafricane @Christin_Elicia @MFN_Ty Right? Can't win for losing. At least he solved a problem 😂
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@TheZenMonster @eatmydustdustya @heykelechi The question you should be asking is who stopped them from doing so?
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@Aizehinomo There are many reasons I’m grateful for posts like this. It seems like, up until a few years ago, no one wanted to talk about things like this publicly or in an open forum. I don’t have the patience to deal with things like this.
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@alonzolerone @SueMyFamily Because I was like, he looks like Robin, butttt, he also looks Like a young JT.
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@myo_myo77 @redfox_obelisk @voxdotcom I wrote a paper on this in college. I don’t understand why they don’t have the equivalent of malpractice insurance.
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@Southside_Gunn Can’t do the simple gimmicky things like picking apart their appearance and he was clowning people he couldn’t even see. He was great!
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@EquinsuOcha17 @notcapnamerica @bryanhcarpenter This a horrible take. Suppose your wife gets hurt, abducted, kidnapped, etc. You don’t have access to any photos of her or medical information. Not being able to describe her features, what’s she’s allergic to, or whom you can call (since you don’t remember names) is pathetic.
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@LarsenBee @afropunk Most people don't care enough to point this out!
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@victoriaLUXXE @chi_never_shy Or thinking about it. Because I’m not sure how I’m supposed to trust you if you have doubts about something like that without reason.
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