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@TPatbat
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The two sides of my personality
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@depthsofwiki Mushroom is better for caramel corn or kettle corn, otherwise butterfly is better
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I’m sorry to anyone this upsets but I am 100% convinced that any “realization” you have on psychedelics is a deception straight from Māra Tenma
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@virtualmusing @karma_gardener Apparently in Australia fighting words count as defusing?
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@fuckeveryword
fuck every word
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fuck suffering
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@QueenRayna1337 My favorite color is black 🖤
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im starting to think that wanting things might somehow be responsible for a lot of problems in the world
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@Wario64 Anyone who buys this is first against the wall when the revolution comes
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@EagleBaby420 Say to Sliders, Drugs Say to No, Yes
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@depechejoe @voellig Psychedelics evangelists talk like this, I had this person pegged before I scrolled down & saw them talking about their “DMT breakthrough”
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They turning you into soba on Japanese Hell Twitter
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Happy Mother’s Day
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When you read the koan compendiums or biographies of Tibetan masters it's striking how very unlike a modern online Buddhist they sound--they were constantly cracking jokes, needling each other, frustrating the expectations their students & laypeople they encountered
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@fruitypeebils @depthsofwiki I've had butter and cheddar mushroom and the mouthfeel is all wrong IMHO
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@scott_tobias Once a Redditor, always a Redditor
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Girl independently discovers sankhara-dukkha
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@staticbluebat @VK_HM He was right tbh
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You wanna know what seriously kicks ass about Zen? If you want you can do it as a 100% physical practice. Just align your posture and sit--no "breathwork," no "visualization," no woo BS at all. Just sit and let your sympathetic & parasympathetic nervous systems align on their own
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Me showing up to the psychedelic tantric cuddle pile with my kyōsaku:
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@PandasAndVidya @AlexDelarge420 Millie Bobbie Brown: exists Henry Cahill:
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@Laserpig_Utopia @schizomayoeate1 I think we’re less like fae & more like Cthulhu Mythos most of the time to most animals
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You ever just think about how neuroscientists say that, due to the way our brains develop in early childhood, you don’t actually have any memories before the age of 6 & every memory you think you have before then is a pure fabrication based on things people told you happened?
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It's like the writers of this show are watching me and my friends through a crystal ball, like this show is our lives
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@abitonline I’m so naïve I assumed it was slang for cunnilingus for like a year straight
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In Buddhism we call this a “wrathful deity”
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@Srirachachau
Mr. Chau
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Twin Peaks' Albert and Deadwood's Doc both fall into one of my favorite character types which is guy who loves and cares so much that he's fucking mad all the time
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1-2 punch of unwelcome health news, it’s looking like the 2nd half of my life may be different than I hoped it would be Please appreciate every day, every day is a good day even if it’s only for a minute or 2 May the infinite mercy of the Buddhas & bodhisattvas extend to us all
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@TheWarKitchen Sounds great as long as you literally never experience any bad weather
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@juliabacha @ACLU The power AIPAC wields is truly astounding. You know you're living in a democracy when foreign lobbyists are able to effectively overturn aspects of the Bill of Rights they don't like
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@f_freaker Seed oils have been a fundamental part of every agricultural culture’s diet for the past 10,000 years at minimum
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@batblush
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Nazi Buddhists Fuck Off
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@kenklippenstein The ultimate in lede-burying
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Arya Tara Mahadevi On Sarasabatei-ei Sowaka
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@AdamFriedland Objectively the funniest possible outcome of this whole situation
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Maybe I had Buddhist ancestors long ago?
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Archaeo - Histories
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The Viking Buddha : In July, 1954, a small bronze buddha was unearthed in Helgö, Ekerö Island in Sweden, when archeologists were searching and digging a Viking ruin. It is now in the National Historical Museum, Stockholm. A quote from the original report. "The face is finely
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Gonna stop liking posts & just replying “REAL” instead
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Sabbe sankhara anicca, sabbe sankhara dukkha, sabbe dhamma anatta
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@Wario64 Winter Memories as one of your top recommendations is buck wild homie
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Namo tasso bhaghavato arahatto samma sambuddhasa
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LIVE AMITABHA REACTION:
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"If Buddha could save you, out of his great compassion, don't you think he would have done so already? In practice, if the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas come to visit, that's nice, they may help dispel obstacles, but you must see it through to the end yourself alone." Something to
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Rich white SF Buddhists are like “Let all beings eat cake”
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The situation with r/zen is so uniquely funny Imagine, if you will, if the r/catholicism subreddit was completely dominated by sedevacantists who yelled at any normal Catholics who wandered in--that's basically what r/zen is
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4 saints I am devoted to, who are yours
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@richwidowsecret @mentorstrophy @hasanthehun I know what he thinks he’s talking about but he’s wrong
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I’m feeling sorrow tonight for all the beings in my younger life whom I didn’t know how to take proper care of Please forgive me if you can I hope that wherever you are now you’re peaceful & well. I love you. I hope we’ll meet in the Pure Land one day
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My favorite sutta in the Pāli canon
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@GravelInstitute The whole business plan of these companies (Uber, AirBnB) is "unlicensed taxis/hotels/etc. but with an APP so existing regulatory bodies and laws don't apply" and it needs to be stopped
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I want to be mindful that: I don’t need to understand to accept I don’t need to understand to support I don’t need to understand to love It is okay not to understand It is not okay not to accept, not to support, not to love
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This is the kind of Buddhism I like. This is the stuff that you can take with you off the meditation seat & into the world. Bliss is cool & all, but at the end of the day, is your practice making you into a more reliable person for your friends, your loved ones? I hope so
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Thus have I heard: Ananda said to the Blessed One, "This is half of the holy life, lord: just hanging with the squad, having a great time." "Don't say that, Ananda. Don't say that. Hanging with the squad, having a great time, is actually the whole of the holy life.”
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Everyone we know is fighting a hard battle & we may never know about it. Let’s all agree to be gentle in our differences & joyful in our commonalities
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@Lan_Dao_ I’m really sorry you had this experience. Unfortunately, you are absolutely right—I worked in a university social work department for many years, and becoming a therapist is basically the secular version of spiritual bypass for a LOT of young women in particular
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We out here doing bad shit bhikṣu
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True insight leaves one feeling there’s nothing one can say about it—that saying something about it isn’t worth the breath Don’t try so hard, just sit & rest in the easy & pleasant posture of the Buddhas
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Alan Watts stans:
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Swap tpot for Tumblr & Buddhists for Christians & this remains true
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Work in a bookstore
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What would you do if you could get paid a living wage for it?
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@NoContextSH2
No Context Silent Hill
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It's trending and I wanna see the funny so qrt this tweet with your favorite silent hill memes
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Maybe, just maybe, the traditional divide between lay practices & monastic practices is there for a reason? Like, maybe there’re things it’s not 100% safe to do outside of the monastery support system/safety net? Maybe thinking you can do those things on your own & still live a
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They didn't sound like open-mikers doing a bad impression of Thich Nhat Hanh, they didn't sound like the blonde dreadlocks lady. Talking about nonduality around them was more likely to get you a slap in the chops than a pat on the back. These men & women were DOWN TO EARTH
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I like how this Jizo statue looks like he’s about to beat the shit out of someone with that staff
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I’m stuck in the emergency room, can I get an F in the chat
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@gnopercept Adaptive traits that serve us well in one environment easily become maladaptive in another. Humankind has been in this situation for at least 10000 years, ever since we developed settled agriculture
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I’m stuffed to the gills with garmonbozia (pain and sorrow)
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@KACZYNSKICEL
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crying omw to work because i cant save every single earthworm trapped on the pavement :(
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I wonder how much more Twitter I’ve got left in me
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Namo tasso bhagavato arahatto samma sambuddhasa
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@confusionm8trix
machine yearning engineer 🍂
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guy who thinks “bdsm” is short for “buddhism”
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When I’m president hallucinogenic drugs will be legal except for in the state of California where simple possession will carry the death penalty
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@bombsfall These dudes all work in Asian cinema as villains now
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@ecto_fun Plus! Even if Audrey were age-appropriate Dale would still recognize that she’s trying to fill a void of grief and frustration in her heart through her sexuality and that getting with her in her current state of mind would be taking advantage of her
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When you consider their attitude towards the rest of humanity, a modern billionaire is less like a king or emperor & closer to something like Cthul’hu Existential threats & we should treat them accordingly
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I just finished Donald Lopez’s books on the history of the Tibetan Book of the Dead & the Lotus Sutra I didn’t think I could hate the Theosophists more than I did before, turns out I was dead wrong Bunch of Orientalist con artists, so much of their bs still gulling ppl today
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@Brumairian
Napoléonos I Tritharsaléos
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Sex is far more dangerous than fire. Maybe you shouldn't play around with it.
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I’m fucking SAD Think I’ll meditate & then play 12 hours of Elden Ring about it
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Following the example of Amida Buddha, Kanzeon Bodhisattva, & Seishi Bodhisattva, let’s accept all beings exactly as they are, however they come to us. Let’s not ask them to change anything before we let them into our hearts. Namu Amida Butsu, namu Kanzeon Bosa, namu Seishi Bosa
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Me at 25
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The 10 Grave Precepts of Mahayana Buddhism: The truth of what we are is something difficult to put into words & is worth treating respectfully. Because all beings feel fear & pain, we should refrain from needlessly harming or killing them
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@bornposting Man it’s great when someone’s fetish short circuits their virtue signalling. this tweet is going to be admissible evidence in a trial one day
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Not personally a fan of Schopenhauer as a thinker but this was a very good bit
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Schopenhauer had a large golden statue of the Buddha in his apartment, which he positioned so that the morning light would reflect off it and disturb the Christian pastor who lived across the street
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What does it mean that every 1 of my female friends has at least 1 ex who straight up deserves to die
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Meditated this evening in considerable pain but it was still worthwhile AMA about my home altar
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Anyone else just want to get out of the rat race & go be a sweet potato farmer in Ibaraki Prefecture sometimes?
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Psychonauts & New Agers who consider themselves more advanced than the Blessed One are fond of misquoting Rinzai to justify their arrogance. “Kill the Buddha.” But I ask you to consider the whole quote:
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Good night Namu Dai Hi Kanzeon Bosa
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@FMGee_ @Chinchillazllla Put down your hate-boner for a second and Google lowtax, all one word
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@sydurbanek The ultimate "Get you a man who can do both"
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Namu Kanzeon Bosatsu
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