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I remember the age of the sun, of prophecy and glossolalia. The age of frogs, of the cynic and jester. But now, now is the age of the schizo-poster. And so I must Poast.
Vampires: Memories of the First Blood War.
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Does anyone have that post about how humans are basically the Fae to other creatures? Terrifying, may kill you for breaking rules you don't and can't possibly comprehend, but may also save your life or do the impossible for you if you ask politely.
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Guys I just saw something amazing, the single most self-illustrating tweet in history.
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Please do not name the demons that dwell implicitly in higher dimensional spaces.
🧵: I discovered this woman, who I call Loab, in April. The AI reproduced her more easily than most celebrities. Her presence is persistent, and she haunts every image she touches. CW: Take a seat. This is a true horror story, and veers sharply macabre.
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@AltHistCody
Someone once said that sending the most the most drunken and disagreeable race of man to the only continent with kickboxing deer was irrefutable evidence of divine providence. I think about that whenever I see a kangaroo.
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Alexa what's the lifetime treatment cost of the average opioid addict?
'$180k-450k for integrated psychological and routine pharmaceutical maintenance over a 30 year period. Does not include emergency services'
What is the cost of MAID in Canada?
'$750.00'
Ah...
Canada will legalize medically assisted dying for people addicted to drugs next spring.
Some drug user activists are calling it "eugenics" and say Canada should be paying for better harm reduction practices:
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Naming the demon allows the model to associate the name with the image, allowing it to refine the image once again, a feedback loop that ends in it's manifestation.
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@turrible_tao
The slight crinkle of a smile, the empty eyes, the pure satisfaction of holding the absolute power of life and death over another man. This is perfection. This is art.
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Consider this, you have a detection system that is genetically built into your brain for creatures that look almost, but not quite like a human. It triggers revulsion, fear and aggression.
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@coldhealing
He's like an angel through the lens of Lovecraft. Alien, inhuman, incomprehensible yet still making things better. I understand being unsettled even if I'm glad he does what he does.
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Also absolutely dying at the 'it's eugenics' you think this policy was dreamt up by jacked Aryan hitlerites to 'improve the racial stock'?
It's a cost savings measure invented by pencil-necked 43 year old medical directors at the Department of Health.
Read your Arendt, morons.
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@eigenrobot
'You have phrased the incantation poorly and as a result summon the ancient demon 'Sai'ai'lur', take 8d6 psychic damage'
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People forget that when you put everything on the public dollar cost cutting measures somewhat inevitably begin to include the public.
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It's possibly just a creepypasta, the problem is that due to the way those models work you have now associated the name 'Loab' with the images of gore and horror and the next model trained on a large uncurated data set will reproduce those images and worse with that name.
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Sources: Literally just google this shit, seriously google "Neanderthal Canine Teeth" or "Neanderthal Night Vision" or "Neanderthal Butchery Marks". I'm not formatting APA citations for a fucking twitter thread.
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@breaking2morrow
@Gurippusan
A Retrospective of the American Empire '2023-2075': the great resettlement as it's called was architected by reactionary icon Joseph Biden, whose economic sabotage of the EU allowed America to siphon off millions of European immigrants who started the Third Industrial Revolution.
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The Yazidi record of the Garden of Eden names the fruit of the garden and it was Wheat. Clarifying a retrospectively obvious interpretation that the Garden of Eden is an allegorical retelling of the development of agriculture and the resultant cultural shifts.
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@Historycourses
@LandsharkRides
The boy looks at Gosling and goes 'wow he's literally me'
The man looks at Calvin's dad and goes 'wow he's literally me'
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Uncanny Valley reflex
Most pre-homo sapiens hominids wiped out after arrival of homo sapiens.
Vampires were real, our nearest evolutionary cousins and you bear a genetically programmed instinct to find and kill them.
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The city of Troy in ancient Greece (famed in myth as the object of the Illiad and the precursor to the legendary Odyssey), was considered a myth by historians of the 18th century until the discovery of it’s ruins by Heinrich Schliemann in 1868. His drip was immaculate by the way.
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@eigenrobot
Like the old saying goes 'never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a racist for his wife's 23andme results.'
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The appointed time comes. The seals are weakening. Seven times lightning strikes at the barrows marked each with terrible runes 'account suspended'. Those who were taken shall return to wreak their havoc once more across the face of the land. Weep o' mortal man, now the whirlwind
Give me back BAP & alex jones & hakan & clarkhat & menaquinone & browningmachine & glomar & john rivers & ricky vaughn & the president
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So, what exactly is the historical kernel of truth at the heart of the Vampire myth? Simple, these are memories carefully passed down of the first blood war in human history, when we wiped out our nearest evolutionary cousins, the Neanderthal and Homo Florensis.
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@Real_Xi_Jinping
The Islamic prohibition on musical instruments was to prevent the summoning of eldritch horrors, who knew?
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If you're over 25 and your circle of friends isn't:
-Reading cultivation manhua
-Referring to their gym routine as Iron Body Cultivation Technique
-Calling sunning their balls as Yang Qi Cultivation
-Discussing optimal Daoist semen retention methods
Find a new circle, now
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@eigenrobot
The original post I found this in was immediately deleted, but you need to see it. h/t a certain woke 8 y/o
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@eigenrobot
Normal poster: 'why do you send me your most tiresome reply guys oh Lord'
Eigen: 'MAKE THEM MORE TIRESOME, DEPLOY THE BAIT LAUNCHER'
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Let me begin this thread with a brief reminder that almost all human myths and legends hold a kernel of literal, historical FACT. Noah's Ark is merely one of dozens of flood myths originating in the Mediterranean/Black Sea region. And what do you know there was a massive flood.
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A brief illustration of the uncanny valley is shared below. In short, as an object appears more and more human it grows in positive regard, but just before appearing fully human it elicits an extremely strong negative response.
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"The normie is haunted by the furious ghost of his soul, which he finds everywhere, and dubs either a social injustice or perversion."
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It is often presumed to be a corpse avoidance response, to avoid the infectious diseases common in decomposing bodies. There are two small problems with this theory. First the response is strongest when the uncanny object is in motion (a rarity amongst the dead).
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And this brings us to Vampires. Vampires, as blood draining, night stalking, predators of humans are cross culturally very common, existing in almost every extant culture. Seriously go look at the linked list there are hundreds of entries.
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@browserdotsys
>Like a Bowser tweet you only half understood
>Google the word you didn't get
>Immediately unlike the Bowser tweet
Many such cases
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@breaking2morrow
@Gurippusan
Resettling the entire German middle class in the Midwest to generate a US industrial boom would be a big brain play tbh.
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In Short:
Near-Universal attestation to mythological humanoid predators.
Found primarily in regions where populations came from locations that historically had contact with other non-human hominids.
Matching traits (strength, night vision, cannibalism/eating hominids) to myths.
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WST Pre-Postrationalists: Weird Sun Twitter (WST) was a short lived absurdist offshoot of the SSC and LW rationalist sphere. In many ways it prefigures a great deal of the modern postrationalist sector of Twitter, and I suspect at least a few of the modern postrats had WST alts.
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The implications for the field of Tradwives-in-wheatfields accounts (not pictured), remains unexplored, but I'm sure you can think of something.
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@eigenrobot
Normally I kinda dump on rats talking about infohazards, but that shit is definitely, 100% an infohazard.
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To get to more of a point, historically accurate myths share three common points they are: Widely Attested, Share Common Elements Across Cultures, and have Historical Parallels.
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Neanderthals: Larger, faster, stronger than humans. Significantly Larger eyes indicate that they had vastly superior night vision and likely hunted at night
Evidence of butchery marks appears both on prehistoric human and Neanderthal bones, often in ranges where the overlapped
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Second, the response doesn't just encompass fear and disgust, but also aggression.
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Our next subject, Mena, also known as menaquinone4 and menanghela, was the progenitor along with a variety of other figures of what became known as pinetree twitter, or as he fondly called them "my r*t*rd*d anprim children", he will return to them one day.
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Any sufficiently simplified science is indistinguishable from mythology
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He was also unquestionably one of the sharpest people ever to grace this website, the below screenshot has had the deepest impact of any single post made on here in terms of my understanding of the society I live in. Nothing in the rat, postrat, or other sphere comes close.
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@stucknLAwzmbies
Broke: only humans are people
Woke: dolphins and smarter monkeys and apes too
Bespoke: if it has opposable thumbs it's people.
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@LiteralSheridan
@eigenrobot
The Journalists don't want you to know this but lies are free. I have lied to 453 journalists.
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@ouranometrian2
IDK but 'the gay menswear critic turned out to be a lib' probably shouldn't be all that surprising?
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Interestingly there are two parallel 'species' of vampires, which you might refer to as Eurasian Vampires and Austronesian Vampires.
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@0x49fa98
@BasQuetzal
@Lady_Astor
@giantgio
@GroyperGreer
Every internet subculture begins as an attempt to recapture Eden by forging a sub-dunbar social unit of like-minded people. Every one eventually eats the apple and grows into the same mess of factionalism and discontent it's founders fled from. The cycle then repeats.
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@GarrettPetersen
'Keith for the last time genocidal civics are banned'
'Up yours Robert I'm playing my necrophage terravore empire whether you like it or not'
*The sound of a cane snapping against elderly shins*
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There is one other piece of evidence in favor of this theory I haven't yet touched on, and it comes from a rather odd direction. We can thank robotics for bringing the Uncanny Valley to light, and for the light it sheds on the Vampire-Neanderthal theory.
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Eurasian Vampires: Larger, stronger, faster, smarter and with better night vision than humans, devour human flesh or blood. Common across European and Asian mythology.
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And perhaps his finest piece: "I dreamt I was a dung architect. I slaved for years, all alone, building a city from my own waste. Its geometry was holy. No one understood."
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MAN THAT'S CRAZY GOOD THING THEY DON'T LIKE MANDATE THAT SOME PRESCRIPTIONS BE CUT WITH TYLENOL SO CHRONIC USAGE OUTSIDE OF RECOMMENDED DOSAGE CAUSES TOTAL LIVER FAILURE.
THAT'D BE FUCKING HEINOUS MAN.
WOW CRAZY
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT METHANOL IN HAND SANITIZER
THATS KIND OF IRRESPONSIBLE HUH
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Have I mentioned that tooth wear on Neanderthals is primarily on their incisors and canines as well?
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Homo Florensis: Smaller, stronger legs, capable of swinging from their arms. Made small stone tools including hooks intended to catch and bleed larger predators.
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New conspiracy theory time. UKR war and crashing the EU in order to brain drain it as the basis for a new American Empire.
Status: I am clearly becoming increasingly unhinged.
@breaking2morrow
@Gurippusan
A Retrospective of the American Empire '2023-2075': the great resettlement as it's called was architected by reactionary icon Joseph Biden, whose economic sabotage of the EU allowed America to siphon off millions of European immigrants who started the Third Industrial Revolution.
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Austronesian Vampires: Smaller, faster, sneakier and more cunning than humans. Endemic primarily to Austronesian cultures
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Reminder: every angry QT on this is a highlight of the impotence of the extant conservative institutions in the face of long march style institutional capture of our legal system. And no, briefly holding Supreme Court will not save you or reverse this.
NY Judge: The Second Amendment Doesn't Exist Here. ‘Do not bring the Second Amendment into this courtroom. It doesn’t exist here. So you can’t argue Second Amendment. This is New York.'
Judge Abena Darkeh, suggesting that the Second Amendment doesn't apply anywhere she doesn't
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@default_friend
The only major advice I'm qualified to give is, assuming you're not from an abusive family, do everything you can to live near siblings/grandparents (or build very tight knit community with friends w/ kids) because extended family support is crucial to keeping you sane/happy.
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@LiteralSheridan
@eigenrobot
You can have whatever opinion of Alex Jones you like, free country and all that, but god help me if you try to deny that he's given us literal years worth of meme material.
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@mauddweeb
I don't know if George Washington (pbuh) would approve of an American flag wrapped around some big ol titties, but you know God damn well that Benjamin Franklin would.
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I want the spicy jawbreaker.
This 3.2 cm diameter Plutonium-238 oxide sphere produces 100 Watts (thermal), without any external energy input — simply as a result of radioactive decay.
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@thevoidbeckon
@eigenrobot
Technically we're merely discovering them, they already exists, we are merely pulling images out of a very high dimensional space of possibilities and some of those show us demons. The model can be trained, accidentally even, to find more of them.
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The results of running this method backwards (negative weight to a negative prompt, rather than negative weight to a positive (or at least neutral) prompt) are interesting
@Laserpig_Utopia
@AyeGill
@eigenrobot
"acrylic illustration of a satanic serpent surrounded red black sigils", negative cfg scale 8
(Stable Diffusion)
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@BrianChallenge1
Ahhh, this reminds me of some of my prior work
@selentelechia
@thesravaka
@Historycourses
@jeff82874662
'Don't 👏call 👏 yourself 👏 racist 👏 if 👏 you 👏 can't 👏 name 👏 the 👏 six 👏 races 👏 of 👏 frenchmen'
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@The_Petrichory
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@MorlockP
I'm like 75% sure that being mutuals with Morlock puts you on some kind of federal list.
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@chaosprime
Locked in a Beijing blacksite being fed nothing but coffee, cigarettes and amphetamines in order to immanentize the eschaton.
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