Tits McGee
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Shit magnet. My flabbers be gasted daily.
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@kyledcheney
He looks exactly like what I would expect a guy rolling around on the floor talking about his PR to look like 😂
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Dude I would have rather copped to claiming an award I didn't have than post that one on the right 😬
The Department of Defense (DoD) claims I was awarded only one Bronze Star.
Wrong.
I have two.
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So we're just giving up completely on imperial and metric
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I watched Quiet On The Set and Drake Bell's mother sets a new standard for completely shitty parenting. Two adults tell you something is not right with the way a grown man is treating your child and you ignore it? And when the truth comes out you don't get him therapy???
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Who's a character you'd want to have your back if shit went down?
Who's a character you'd want to have your back if shit went down?
I'll start:
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What, and I cannot express this enough, THE FUCK
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Jesus the fucking stupidity
I'm just gonna say it. I think it's important enough that we send a message that we will not support genocide even if it does result in the worst possible election outcome. it's worth burning it all down. it's worth what will happen to my own rights
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Nobody can be this stupid. Right? RIGHT??
@Wonton_Goodsoup
They have 96hours of air. If they are stuck in the wreck then surely they can send a diver down with a rope and pull the sub out with a boat on the surface.
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So I rented an AirBnB 60km from Kiev for two nights and sent the owner a note that I obviously wouldn't be visiting but I hoped the money might help in some small way. I feel marginally better now
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Talked to the vet earlier. She feels it is more likely than not that Tulip has cancer. After much discussion we have decided to let her go peacefully this afternoon. She has been the sweetest kitty & these last 2 yrs with her have been a joy. Our hearts are broken 😭💔
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Feel free to sign up then, boy
There should not be any women in the Secret Service. These are supposed to be the very best, and none of the very best at this job are women.
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Having attended hundreds of car accidents, this is a massive oversimplification and simply not true. Mass is not what equals survival
Ignore this at your own risk.
Do not put your family in a small car.
Yesterday, my wife was driving my son to school and an oncoming delivery truck crossed the center lane and hit her head on — the driver had a seizure was going 40 mph.
I was on my way to work in a separate
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Well Toyota has fucked up the new 4Runner. I don't mind how it looks, not the new engine and tech
But the rear seats no longer folding flat and no room to sleep in the back is a hill I will die on, so I'll be keeping my 5th gen
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@dandandanitup
@OpinionEmissary
@SargeQ1911
@robbystarbuck
@TCITourism
Ssshhhhhh using logic will be lost on them
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I don't even like Taylor Swift but 100% agree with this
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I mean, I don't wanna be the one to wipe that smile off his face, bbuuttttt.....
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People. Stop responding to blue check rage bait posts. You're literally putting money in their pocket and encouraging further stupidity
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My almost 86 y/o mother is having spine surgery today if you could spare some good thoughts and prayers
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HOLLERING
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One more time for the back row, Mr. Kristofferson
I guess this is as good a day as any to remember the time Kris Kristofferson absolutely bodied Toby Keith
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CRYING 😭🤣🤣
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Suppose it's irrefutable proof...what percentage of MAGA do you think would actually change their minds about him? And what percentage of those would also walk back the last 9 years or so?
BREAKING: Donald Trump is accused of having sex with multiple Epstein victims in the latest tranche of documents to have been released by the court.
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This is utterly inhumane and his rotten ass needs to die in prison
The shooter was scared and, instead of calling police, he believed he and his gun could handle the situation.
An innocent woman is dead.
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For the first time in almost 16 years I was able to tell the story of the worst night of my life without crying. A big part of why I could was it was to another former officer.
Never underestimate the power of peer support. Brothers in arms understand the unspoken.
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White
Female
Mother
Straight
Christian
Private school education
Gun owner
Veteran
Law Enforcement
Registered Independent
And I'm voting for Kamala & every other Dem on my ballot because I care more about my country, democracy, & fellow Americans than any of the labels above
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OMG EVERYBODY ON TWITTER IS A NAVAL EXPER.....
Nevermind
Pro-tip: If your ship is heeling over like this, check for leaks. (I know these things because I'm an Admiral.)
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I would have been laughing too hard to give chase
Meal Team Six deploying advanced warfare tactics against the deep state cops.
Good luck, libtards, you ain’t prepared for this heat.
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All I'm saying is that if this guy had made a sub out of parts from Camping World and GameStop, we wouldn't be in this predicament right now
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Why is it that the loudest Christians always seem to be the least Christ-like? (that's rhetorical)
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My boy cooked for us for the first time ever, chicken gnocchi ❤️
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@permafarmer
Nope, they have a "V" device if so. Regular ol BS are officer participation trophies
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Had an MRI yesterday for the VA and got the results via MyChart today. On top of the traumatic impacts 30 yrs ago, there is a suspicious lesion in the bone.
So um fingers crossed kids 🤞🏼
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She is out of surgery & in recovery. Bone spurs were worse than thought & one had grown into nerve so there is risk of spinal fluid leak. She's going to have to lay flat until tomorrow 🙏🏻🤞🏻
Thank you for all your good wishes!
My almost 86 y/o mother is having spine surgery today if you could spare some good thoughts and prayers
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I bet he could pass the pencil test using that rifle
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Totally normal thing for people who haven't killed anyone
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨In the final days of O.J. Simpson’s life all his KIDS and visitors who came to his bedside had to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
His family was not allowed to have their phones in the room while saying their goodbyes, via ABC.
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@ntmd8rndvst8r
@andieverheart
@Erk1817
I hope someone hacks you and drains your accounts. Karma is a bitch
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NOW will you people STFU?
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
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I don't normally do this but asking for prayers/good thoughts today for someone very close to me.
#FuckCancer
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@MuellerSheWrote
18 USC 371, conspiracy to defraud the US. I have successfully charged it when def charged victims for something only the USG could provide
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Tough guys don't take credit for shit they didn't do, Bob
You play a tough guy on TV. You’re not actually tough. Now Fuck off.
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Accidently bought this instead of regular Dr. Pepper Zero and the first sip gave me a flashback to Schofield Barracks E Club and way too many Malibu & Cokes
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What TV show did you love but the current generation *may not* understand why?
What TV show did you love but the current generation *may not* understand why?
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I needed to watch this again for a laugh 😂
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I'd watch this guy cross the finish line all day long, not the winner
One of the greatest moments of every London Marathon - your 2023 final finisher 🙌
We’re in awe of your determination to finish what you started.
#LondonMarathon
#WeRunTogether
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@allisongill
Veteran is a bit of a stretch, isn't it? Funny how the liars and bloaters always lead with that
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Thank God for that, weirdo
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@ChowdahHill
I want to sponsor someone for the cookie chair who might not have family to request it ☹️
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RIP Woody Williams, the last surviving MOH recipient from WW2. All gone. All 472.
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Oh Brits, never change 🤣
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The elderly are just big, wrinkled toddlers. If I had a dollar for every time I've had to tell my mother, "that's enough orange sherbet today, you need to eat something with some nutrients"
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@biddy15
@arghavan_salles
Nah this doesn't work. They never see themselves and only use it to play victim. The best way to deal with them is the gray rock technique.
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Who amongst us....
Politico is reporting that behind closed doors, President Biden calls former President Trump “a sick fuck” and a “fucking asshole.”
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Remember kids, just bc someone calls themselves an analyst doesn't mean they're any good at it
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Please, you can't even dress yourselves properly
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@notcapnamerica
When it was just checks, it wasn't hard. When debit cards came out, the early days were rough. Took forever for stuff to clear
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I am finally home and in bed. Long story short, bacterial versus viral infection so I've started antibiotics. The urgent care also gave me fluids. Still waiting on other labs to come back but hopefully I'm on the right track
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🤣🤣🤣 if someone with such a broken moral compass like you liked me, I'd wonder where I went so horribly wrong in life. So thank you for affirming I'm on the right path!
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Should we start laying bets on his rank?
FIRST ON NBC: A U.S. soldier was detained in Russia over the weekend according to three U.S. officials. He has been stationed in Korea and traveled to Russia on his own. He is accused of stealing but it’s not clear if those charges are legit or not. Developing …
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@emilykmay
Oh damn she went straight to disgraceful. There's no coming back from that, bless his heart
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I....just....wow
@BenArmstrongsX
@Bethanyliterary
@DuchessOfDeFi
Tagging your wife and side piece in the same post is nasty work
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The trash can shields 🤣🤣🤣
Textbook example from the police officer of how to blow up a pulling offensive lineman trying to block at the second level. The blocker may have the momentum, but with a solid base you can absorb the block and make the tackle
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