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We always have to remember that we are dealing with someone who committed mass m*rder and crimes against humanity and k*lled all the witnesses thereafter. There is simply no low for him.
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Uni fees has gone up from 30K a year to 210K a year and this is not getting enough attention.
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This is exactly how you guys will vote for that man in 2027 then act shocked again.
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Do some of you actually think the goal ni kuingia state house watu wakunywe chai? March to state house is symbolic. People are smart.
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You recently graduated and this country gave you street vending as the only option but you don't see a problem with that?
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Hearing Anyang Nyongo brag about introducing his fellow governor to the best prostate cancer specialist in California who has also been treating him is the out of touch energy we don't need. What about their citizens who can't afford to go to California for treatment? 🙄
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Kenyan potatoes are full of water and are harvested with a panga so they are full of cuts. Then there is the issue of aggressive pesticides that we use on everything. Maybe start with having a good food regulation body that can ensure standards are met before we complain here?
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What most of you need is exposure. Mkona deep village mentality.
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You know I thought this was propaganda so I started a Google search and OMG! Wote ni ukweli 😭. You can't run a government like this and expect any of these systems to work when they are all led by your villagemates. This is the cronyism we are rejecting.
#RutoMustGo
Najua we shouldn’t speak about tribes but cmon now. Cmon!
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She forgot to mention that she was married to an MP to afford to save 65% of her salary. 😄 Anyway, as you make this motivational threads, don't forget to mention the privileges that most people who are struggling lack. Like how many people even have that 6 figure sal?
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I look at the Tigania East and West MPs' children flaunting their wealth on twitter and then remember that huko ushago ata maji hatuna and it all makes sense why 😭😭😭
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Ruto was the second most powerful person in the said government that took out the said loans. At no point did he resign or even suggest it. Let's not be daft this early morning
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Once we are done with warus, please address the issue of Pishori in Mwea. Kenyans are getting conned right at the source are we going to blame KFC for this as well? Hold your food regulatory bodies to account.
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Hii samaki ikishonelewa kichwa itaanza tu kuswim.
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Get our contributions from KRA through treasury. Thanks and have a good day.
It is in this regard that KNH is calling upon all people of goodwill to own and support this project by contributing via MPESA Paybill No- 474444, KNH Hope Hostel. A little will go a long way. Let us come together and Give hope a home in Kenya.
#GivinghopeahomeinKenya
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If only we attacked our irresponsible government like we have attacked NYT. Kenya would be a beautiful country.
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I can't believe you people tried to convince us Kuria is the smartest person you have ever met. Kwani nyinyi ni wajinga aje?
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They just need to add the 'Went to Alliance' category and everyone will be happy.
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Ruto should be giving loans to Kenya. We don't need China
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I want to work for the government and be so out of touch that I think spending 100,000,000 to acquire new vehicles for one person is sensible or spending 300,000,000 to renovate an office and two homes is defendable especially when citizens are going through the absolute pits.
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I have no mercy towards these kids. I still remember how they robbed me at gun point at 6:30AM while going to work. One wrong move and they shoot you 😭
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For a country that is still dealing with active terror threats, sending actual policemen dressed like terrorists is validating groups like Alshabaab because what would be the difference if terrorist decide to attack people dressed like this?
In Embaksi East; 3 men with rifles ran out of this car and chased protestors. This is one of them fully masked with a gun? Who are these people?
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This is very unfair on Betty. She just said how hard the year was for her and thanked God. If he felt the same, he has his own social media to tell his fans. Sending bullies to do this to her isn't right. She honestly didn't even say anything about Denis on that post.
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@ERIQUeGikonyo
Your president had CAS and board member positions to dish out to qualified people but he gave them all to failed politicians. This is happening with all other civil service vacancies, but no, demos won't create jobs. Please think!
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Betting isn't bad for the youth when the betting company is run by the government?
Mapendekezo ya Ripoti ya BBI pia yamegusia michezo ila hakuna jipya; Kamati hii inataka serikali iondoe kampuni binafsi za kamari na kuunda ya kitaifa itakayosimamiwa na serikali.
#NTVJioni
@janengoiri
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According to the world's most smartest and qualified CS, people drink illicit brews because the legal alcohol isn't expensive enough. Solution? Let's increase the prices of the regulated alcohol so that Kenyans can stop the illicits. Mind blowing stuff.
To put an end to the chronic problem of illicit Brews that us killing our people, I have forwarded to the National Treasury an amendment through the Finance Bill 2023 that the minimum retail price for 250 ML wines & spirits be Ksh 300
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Looking for a foreman for an upcountry project at 1500 a day, starting tomorrow. If you have any leads please contact me.
#IkoKaziKE
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Pesa ni kitu mzuri sana. If it was a regular Kenyan youth telling 32 teeth afande to keep quiet angekua kwa barabara on their way to city mortuary.
" Do not order me , do not touch me" Businessman Jimi Wanjigi arrives at Nairobi Area DCI offices for grilling amid drama with police over the Nane Nane protests.
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I will take it personally if anyone I know participates in the Beyond Zero nonsense. Let her have a talk with her husband about the free healthcare he promised and the billions of shillings being looted from health ministry. Let's stop encouraging mediocrity.
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@jwaweruh
And there is also the big issue of storage. How are the potatoes stored after harvest? If you don't get a buyer now are you going to be counting losses in two weeks time after they go bad? What value added options do we have apart from making crisps?
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Hello
@DCI_Kenya
, it's been a month since we lost our friend in very unclear circumstances and the Kasarani police quickly ruled it as suic!de. Brenda was preparing to leave for her masters after getting a scholarship in Australia, something she was so excited about.
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Peter Drury should commentate every football match. I love him
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@LLitaba
You go to protest, you get killed. You stay at home, you still get killed.
#RutoMustGo
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The people defending Jayden are just doing it for attention or they are really dumb.
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"There are mysteries to the universe that we were never meant to solve but who we are and why we are here is not one of them" OPTIMUS PRIME
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Community note calling you "This clueless cabinet secretary" 😂😂😂😂😂
My attention has been drawn to efforts by some individuals to raise funds from the public to pay hospital bills for persons injured during the demonstrations.
Out of the total 294 casualties attended to in our Refferal Hospitals, 235 have been treated for various degrees of
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Gachagua needs to go to Hussein Mohammed's media training school for a month and he will be ready.
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I saw the London phone snatchers that go around stealing from their electric bikes yesterday. You run away from boda boys in Nairobi only to find them in Chelsea.
In a country where you can become literally anything, why would this be your chosen career path?
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Kuna time kwa vlog alisema Rama anakula sana and we all laughed. We shouldn't have. Ata labda ilikua stress eating 😭
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@Lilveen254
Some of the 6 figure salary people are also suffering. You could have that but be the main breadwinner of your extended family unapiga hesabu kila end month inakua zero. She should have left that thread in the drafts.
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@TheuriJeff
I am an adult of sound mind with access to fast Internet an an electronic device.
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All these phones and their big cameras can't beat the Google pixel camera.
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Sue Gacambi has a bigger audience on her insta live than your favourite DJ
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Because you only need just two/three good perfumes. One for the cold season and one for the summer.
The fashion & beauty industry has the black girlies on a chokehold trying to prove they can afford luxury 😭
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@OliverMathenge
Kenyans are dying at home because they cannot afford good healthcare, others of starvation. Loss of jobs. Oliver, the day you understand just how much suffering is going on on the ground maybe you will understand. Pray that your high horse keep affording you the decency.
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Lawyer wives we are one up today. Always knew our day was coming
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I just found 250 shillings in my pocket ata sijui ni za lini. Who is selling a plot in Kitusuru?
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What's wrong with this house? What do your parent's homes look like kwani? It looks like a proper shagz home from the mountain side
Riggy G shows his homestead decorated for Christmas
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You call others near death and that they look like changaa survivors but when they say anything negative about your favs is cyber bullying? Mnakuanga aje?
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If you sell cars and one month you don't make any sale but the next month you sell just one Toyora si you can say you moved the business from 0 to a million bob in sales?
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@ItsMiller_G
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I truly can't wait to see what the gen zs are gonna achieve. They say everything with their chest and I love that for them. Hapana tambua sahani ya mchele
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Isn't this the same killer from the other day? Look at how casual he is when shooting knowing very well there is a crowd behind him.
#RutoMustGo
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That lady uses her phone to market her laundry services on twitter. You are telling her to sell her phone alafu akae nyumbani aombe chakula?
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There is a time when 10k would be okay. 2018 isn't that time.
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UhuRuto 2013-2017 was a crime scene. Our next president should be someone who can go after our stolen money
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I have realised that each time there is an important space going on like the current citizens assembly, that rat comes to distract his followers with a stupid space. Na kwani hawana akili pia?
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Giving birth should not be a matter of life and death. Maternal healthcare needs to be improved in this country and this won't be done by running one day marathons.
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They don't recognise Joe Mucheru? Being a short person comes with so many problems 🤣
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Workplace bullying is one of the worst kind of bullying that one can have. The worst thing about it being that you can't really lash out your boss because you need the job especially in a market where it will take you years to find another.
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This is so bad even for Kenyan standards 🤣
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The fifth player is our most lethal weapon. He will be unveiled tomorrow. Watch out for the Piano
#TheDugOut
#KOT5Aside
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@MohamedHusny20
@jusnier_
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Kwanza hiki kiti cha women rep ni very useless. Waende wote nyumbani
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Same course, same university. This is the point Ruto and his wankers are missing
#RutoMustGo
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Manager: Don't carry lunch tomorrow. Sarova is feeding us for the exemplary work we are doing.
Front line workers: 😋😋
Sarova:
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My mum's farm over the last 10 days. Last year it was the fertilizer and this year it's excess rains.
Agribusiness huwa sure bet. Bora uko na maji, shamba, mbolea na ujuzi market huwa haikosi
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You can never prepare enough for hospital visits. Even insurance covers get depleted and you are left with millions to from your pockets. This bullshit about "carrying a baby for 9 months and still not being prepared financially for what happens after the delivery" needs to stop.
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Unabuy honey only to find out it's a sukari nguru mkorogo na kanyuki kamekufa huko ndani for optics 😭. Milk? You need your own cow just to enjoy the taste of authentic milk. Yea, it's not a corporate fight it's a we fight. We all need to do better.
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If people chose to be mean about Denis in the comments, that's not on her especially since she made no mention of him to begin with. He is a private guy and he also should be left alone. Be better people in 2020 and stop dragging families online for clout.
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The president has not told Kenyans what the documents contains just jokes.
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@wangombe_steve
Yet he will keep getting elective posts. The voters are the weakest link in this country.
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There is simply no difference between this regime and the last. Same people, same greed
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You expect people who call themselves 'malaya' here to watch family vlogs? 🤣 🤣 🤣 TA iko Facebook where people want marriage and children.
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