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I just grow plants and whatnot🪴 || Posting beach pics because I never want summer to end || 6'2.5 || She/Her || Diabolically Demure Decorum

The Late 1900s
Joined April 2019
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When a random lady who you've never met prior to 62 seconds ago asks for your phone because she wants to take pictures of you whilst her man holds up his phone to provide the light. 👽
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@MONR0WE My job did a whole set up of green food and shit then came and told me about it. I told them I hope they keep that same energy on Juneteenth. They were so very confused.
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@YahnekT Did...did she just pour the ranch and pasta sauce back into the bottle!?
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@NotPlayygrl I would have told him to date his grandma then. Since she clearly has everything he needs.
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@_joshuaaaaaa This is better than them when they're themselves
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@55mmbae Tyler Perry couldn't write this shit
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@Hampsworld Every time
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@AhSatan_XO @saturntheco @shayxonline "And here come Brutus ole worsome ass"
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@fatiabdullah_ This is the quality content I signed up for!
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@rahsh33m Please wrap these "recording myself approaching random strangers doing normal shit" videos up by 23:58 on December 31, 2022.
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@iGregJackson @I_NvesNme @ilovelucy05 Yes! Nobody got mad. Nobody pulled the "these are my kids" card. That's it, man...
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@Oohlala_____ Oh but her baby doesn't listen...oh okay. THEE IRONY😂😂😂
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@maasonbleu Hold up. Hold up. HOLD. UP! That's great and we're all happy for you, but let's not skim over the whole reason you were up there. You're a winner, kid. Congrats on being valedictorian AND on coming out. Proud internet auntie
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@Oohlala_____ But is she on the dresser?...playing? Please tell me you told her to get down and she didn't listen. That would be
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@jiggadyjames @acheatingvegan Bleeding, breathing, and heart beating
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@vdeIrossi @itsarifitz I’m more interested in the muscles now. I can process the skeleton, no problem. But where does everything attach for them to be built like that?...
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@RICHFlair_ @thekrissychula HELL NAH! HE'S OFF THE PROGRUM! Y'all know lil Willie couldn't find a tune if it came and sat on his lap. Let the grown folks handle the sangin
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@NotPlayygrl Better call his grandma.
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@gotdamnocles @LaVidaYeauxduh Be in that mug stuck at 6am. Folded like a pretzel.😂
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@SireLeoLamar It’s like she doesn’t know who she is... Honey...you are THEE JANET DAMITA JO JACKSON
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@Sydneyy_Alexiss Seeing these moms eat these dances bring me joy. Mom said, “where’d you thing y’all got it from!?”
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I click the "Barbie Test" topic, find the quiz, and see that it's 35 questions. I'm sorry, ADHD Baribe is not taking that.
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@BADChickaWowWow @cocoalocaaa That’s why I had to get back on Twitter. My sister and cousin were tired of my shit. “We saw that last week”😂
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@VariJStylez @_QuTee First of all, how much water do you drink daily!? Skin is silky smooth. It's like the most delicious creamiest milk chocolate I've ever seen. I can only aspire
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@JusteauX_ What pre-workout is he on, speed?
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@brethawriter This one did it for me.😂😂😂
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It’s giving lingo lieutenant … 😂😂😂😂
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@Fox5DCJeannette @Robert7News The apple jacks just chillin on the plate with ice cream on top just sent me into orbit😂
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@styIysh BUGABOOS! MAKE. ME. LAUGH!
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@TRlLNS It's harder to get into Costco than the US capital
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@DrayAsap @_HeyyyMrsParker @KarenCivil Somebody ask 69 of she's 5'2" or fine too
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@Flashy_Words It's just natural selection at this point...
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@DArealBBJUDY Are we just going to skip over the lady in the background falling?
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@KevOnStage 😂It's always the person who doesn't want the dog who ends up like this. Meanwhile, the baby walked out there like somebody's daddy. "Now just what is all this fuss in here!?" "ALL THIS COMMOTION AND CARRYING ON!"
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@themultiplemom I meeeaaaan...I'm not seeing a lie. Baby saw your diapers on the bed(🤭) and used context clues, decided to be considerate, and instructed the others to follow suit. A prince who definitely deserves a cookie and a trip to the Targét.🤴🏾
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@o11opA @federalnformant @b1ggerbank Baby should have just said, "tbh, I just said some shit and it stuck"
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@itstarekali I had a Musculoskeletal Rehab prof who made us sit outside and watch people walk...
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@drrjkavanagh @KungFuRagu Meanwhile, this child will never be the same.
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@crayfoolin Take a whole ass year of Texas History and don't learn about 200,000+ slaves learning they had been freed...
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#DatRona is thee Black Twitter hashtag of the day. I LOVE Black people. I love being Black. I love the “color” black. Black. Black. Black. Blackity. Black. Black.
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Boy interior design: Random ass guitar that he can't play.
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maxine maxine. 🇬🇩📚🍉✨
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boy interior design would be fun too. hehehe.
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@LifeSTILLGucci @MONR0WE We had Chinese food for Chinese new year and a crawfish boil on Mardi Gras. NOTHING for a single day of Black History Month🦗 I said Juneteenth and someone said something about the dieciséis de septiembre like I didn't 1) understand or 2) know the significance of that day
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@DeonPruitt_ @TheEmaniNicole “3 cans of bounce that ass”
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@themultiplemom Yeeaaa, take Joanne out the mix. She is a whole caucasian woman from the mountains of Caucus.
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@valeriaggarza *Finds an exact address based on a simple photo and a general location in a very large city...all basic online research But that was then...
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@itsKARY_ Uhhh huh. Every member that was permanent at one time or another.
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@Antoinette0x53 @crissles The answer is, "yes. Yes you should." "Well was it the last pack or do you have more? Because that will determine if you should fu...MESS Sara up" 😂😂
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@yafavoriteaunty @call_me_meg I’d postpone my retirement and take all 250 of those days between now and next school year. “Hey kids, who do y’all want your new permanent sub to be?”
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@DuctTapeShawty People. Please.
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@crissles We ride at dawn!
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Four Loko is trending and I don't think the kids will ever understand how that shit used to be jet fuel in a can.
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@miiriya1 This was incredibly satisfying to watch
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@jackieaina @call_me_meg And this app is still free
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@_RickSmoove 1) Sexual assault. Teach your sons to do better 2) I almost punched a man for grabbing my face at a party in my younger days. It’s still not cute
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@backdoorsanta8 I found it😭
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@DrJonathanRosa @anthoknees Let me tell you something. This shit STILL bops. But it definitely wasn't P!nk then nor now.
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@alexivette @Dedjinaaaa Seriously. How do you not feel your skin frying like an egg in a hot cast iron skillet?
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@enchantdreamz @Darke_Sister I’m just going to...🤭🤭🤭😆
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@brianmikell @tinnkky Not bogo, though😂😂
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@miiriya1 He said they not finna be ashy on his watch😂
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@ryanmwalters Putting up my woke nativity scene and wrapping gifts in my woke wrapping paper. Have the Christmas you deserve.
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@CoochCakes @_jeszsell 🗣ALL YOU HAD TO DO
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@_fredjwhite @Simplyy_KaayJ I just imagine a little young white lady walking up to the table, identifying "the thick one in the red sweater with a high ponytail" (as described on the phone), leaning over and whispering, "Kevin says "have a great time with the girls and when you get home, it's on and poppin"
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@Black_Daria1 I mean, same, then I kept scrolling and it got even funnier😂😂😂
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Why did she call Bow Wow that name?! 😭😭
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@LifeSTILLGucci I'm like well yea...I want to eat then too! But June comes BEFORE September soooo there's that. Just know they're going UP for cinco de mayo and I'm all for it. Just KEEP THAT SAME ENERGY. That's all I ask.
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@miajairai "Heads down, thumbs up. Let's play Seven Up"
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@miiriya1 ✨️SMITTENS!✨️ 😂😂😂
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@bzdarling BOOK.MARKED. But have you tried the pepita salsa? When I say I’m about to eat some RIGHT NOW. It’s my salsa of choice
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@USofShaymerica @55mmbae 😂😂😂TP right now
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@HousingatHoward @HowardU $1500 FOR 300 SQFT!? I would be homeless af. No joke. That's robbery. Is that what life up northeast is like?
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@themultiplemom You really be all in his business. Like, who do you think you are knowing all his biness?😂
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@DarrellTheDon I watched before reading and immediately was like, that's not a shark kewchie board. Even the actual shark kewchery was just bowls on a cutting board. But I'm not mad at their trays, platters, and spreads.
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Have y'all been to a Target lately? #datrona has the shelves EMPTY. Rubbing alcohol: gone Soap: nonexistent Handsani: where? Bleach: nerp The good tp: sold out At least folks are cleaning and washing their hands now...I guess
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@chico_dykey Did this mf just say “niggle me this”
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@tinnkky @nicmaarie In that case, let me get 2 of em. Hold the t*xes and the hoa fees. I’ll do the lawn care.
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@KevOnStage 🗣"IT'S LIKE WE'RE THERE, BUT WE'RE NOT REALLY THERE!"
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@rarebre3d I love my dog, but she can’t bathe in my kitchen sink. She’s not even allowed in the kitchen!
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@ClassActKelz @BatmanKGR20 Oh, you do. She was READY. This could have been so bad
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@KevOnStage Adding "STUDENT LOANS......PAID" and sending this to @JoeBiden
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Now my insurance coverage is a different story. But long story short, if you feel you need something, DEMAND it. I've gone to a white Male PCP b/c my options were limited in college and he wouldn't let me get a single word in...NEVER AGAIN #BlackWomenTwitter
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I was about to be upset that she popped up on my good wholesome tl. But this is quality content.😂
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@ITSNINARIVERA So you're saying if I didn't properly scrub, I could start being on time to stuff?...
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@j_thompson757 HATE this question. And the "when are you getting married"/"you need to get married". Who says I aspire to do either of those things??....
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@its_jaybruh I thought you were going to cuss or give her liquor😂
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@crissles You and @KidFury need business cards so when y'all read these folks, they can hear about themselves.
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@VivaSinAmor I'm going to have to lie and say my birthday is January 1st so I can spit Bodak Yellow and be on my way. I wouldn't know November if he was in the bed next to me.
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@MsMuneyPenny @Leke47 Same. Replayed it and all
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@LaBeautyologist The anxiety I felt whilst watching this
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@Sisanda_Mkize @Crownm_e @itstarekali Musculoskeletal Rehabilitation😂😂 I had to take my anatomy classes before I could take it. It was basically about how to rehab different muscular injuries. It was one of my favorite classes
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