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@sxrgihoe
sergio
5 years
Things that give you energy: - eggs - bananas - brown rice - sweet potatoes - coffee - water - yogurt - oatmeal - cocaine - tea - honey - lentils - oranges - hummus - avocado - spinach - strawberries - dick
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
so this lady is complaining about the corona virus and was saying how it was nasty that it came from Asians eating bats. “It’s already bad enough that they eat cats and dogs” I got so mad and said “I mean not true but don’t you guys have sex with your family members” LMFAOOOOO
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
As you get older, YOU are responsible for changing your own behavior. Realize your wrongs & better yourself. Know how to say sorry when you fuck up & actually mean it
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
omg so some guy just sent me a dick pic and I opened it thinking it was a regular message. There’s a Hispanic lady that’s sitting right behind me in the bus that was all like “ay dios mio” and starts praying 😭😭😭 I’m so embarrassed fml
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@sxrgihoe
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3 years
Why am I not surprised that a restaurant in Huntington Beach banned VACCINATED customers 😭😂
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@sxrgihoe
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2 years
When california bans vapes:
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@sxrgihoe
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9 months
yes
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
Pray for Orange County 🙏🏻 It’s flooded With men who ain’t shit 😔
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
can someone’s son pound me like this :/
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
UMI did not release Remember Me for you to be crying over a song called Drivers License
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
& yes, she was wh*te
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@sxrgihoe
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9 months
I think the biggest lie is saying “we should pregame a good amount so we don’t buy drinks inside” & then end up buying drinks anyway 😭
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
how did I not notice 😭
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@sxrgihoe
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9 months
Am I wrong for feeling this way???
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@sxrgihoe
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9 months
If you come to a rave with a group of 3, you leave with 3. You just don’t leave someone stranded
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
Bitches say “I’m fine” then listen to crawl outta love by illenium
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
friends that have your location be like: “wya” “did you leave yet” “are you almost here”
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@sxrgihoe
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2 years
true
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@sxrgihoe
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9 months
If you come to a rave with a group of 3, you leave with 3. You just don’t leave someone stranded
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@sxrgihoe
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2 months
this is what happens when you don’t share your lychee ice vape
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fight at martin garrix 😭😭
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
how about you spell COMMITMENT instead
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
when you skip an illenium song
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
@biticonjustine How are you communicating with the people you blocked 💀💀
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
retweet if you broke ugly broke ugly broke ugly broke ugly broke ugly broke no one will ever know which
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
???????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@sxrgihoe
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3 years
Hey, it’s me again. I got my second covid shot already & it got me wondering what would happen if we gave it a second shot. They said the vaccine needs two shots to work & I can’t help but think our relationship is the same way. I hope you’re doing well. You don’t have to reply
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@sxrgihoe
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
me showing the guy I’m talking to in the group chat:
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my drunk ass swore it was a cat LMFAOO
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
This looks like a group of Kevin Nguyens that will break your heart and leave you on read after a rave
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@sxrgihoe
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1 year
3 day edc ravers are stronger than the marines
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@sxrgihoe
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1 year
me after eating ayce KBBQ & someone says “do you want boba”
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@sxrgihoe
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1 year
*when the next order of KBBQ meat that you ordered comes but you’re already full* friends: alright who ordered this me:
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
I GOT MY GREEN CARD STOLEN IN MEXICO SO I CAN’T BACK TO THE US WITHOUT IT. IMMIGRATION IS ONLY LETTING ME THROUGH IF I PAY A $585 FEE AS A ONE WAY. BUT IM BROKE SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP. I ALSO HAVE TO REPLACE MY GREEN CARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@sxrgihoe
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3 years
@AnnaETillman yelp actually turned off their reviews bc so many people were writing bad ones LOL
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1 year
me buying my edc ticket
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@sxrgihoe
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2 years
go to therapy if ur top artist is illenium
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
Remembering how $20 back then would last me a week and now $20 doesn’t even last me a day LOL
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
you’re worried about raves over human rights??? 😭😭 smh
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You know if Biden wins that means no EDC next year right @ ravers? We actually might not get anything until 2022
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
can we go eat boiling crab? 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽 👟🧦
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
If you’re talking to someone and you want to cut things off: 1) tell them asap so you don’t waste any more of their time 2) don’t lie and make some half ass excuse. just stop being a p*ssy and say it with your f*cking chest
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4 years
Twitter is wild because I can post these 2 images and everybody knows what I’m talking about
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
so how do I lose weight without working out
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
When one of your old hookups is your Uber driver 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@sxrgihoe
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3 months
Life after you get banned from dating apps
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Life after you delete dating apps
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@sxrgihoe
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1 year
new shoulder bag :p
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5 years
If your “friend” offered to buy something, "spot" you, or help you with something, then they shouldn't rub it in your face whenever they get mad or use it as leverage
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
the moderator, trump, & Biden trying to shut each other up
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4 years
After seeing people expose their abuser, I gained the confidence to finally speak up as well
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5 years
He’s not texting you back right now bc he’s on a date to see the Christmas lights with someone else
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1 year
Trying to meet at a festival be like:
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@sxrgihoe
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5 years
look @ how cute the case is for my AirPods
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
Part of growing up is being held accountable for your actions. If you’re still blaming everyone but yourself for something YOU did just shows you haven’t matured & that’s on character development
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@sxrgihoe
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And he had the audacity to be like “you can still sleepover if you want”😀
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5 years
People get a boyfriend/girlfriend & suddenly forget about their friends but the moment they break up, they’re hitting you up to hangout 🤧
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1 year
pulling up to an Asian party like:
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1 year
No babe you’re still cute just the way you buy rave tickets before having housing and transportation figured out startled me that’s all
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5 years
Don’t worry Pizza Hut, he forgot about me
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
I should call him
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My mom just finnished knitting this new quilt wdyt?😍
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@sxrgihoe
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6 years
when you realize the event is sold out & you didn’t buy a ticket
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5 years
A Karen kept arguing with me and was like “where’s your supervisor? I need to speak one, you’re not helping”. I walk to the back office and then come out. I’m like “oh I’m the supervisor, how can I help you?” 😘
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
posting it here too 🥴
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5 years
I made my dad my header too 😌🤲🏻
@Henryyyyg
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I made my dad my header
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@sxrgihoe
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3 years
selling these in honor of bad bunny tickets going on sale this week
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4 years
I swear it’s always the people with a good heart that go through the most in life
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I 🥺just 🥺 want 🥺 to🥺 go 🥺with 🥺someone 🥺to 🥺see 🥺 the 🥺Christmas 🥺lights
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@sxrgihoe
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3 years
The only red flag I like is the one from Jollibee
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me seeing all the red flags but still deciding to talk them anyway:
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5 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but: You don't have to chase anyone You don't have to beg anyone If they were the right person for you, they wouldn’t make you beg for their time, effort and attention Trust me, you can do better
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@kyrawins all for an ounce of clout 🥱
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Remind me how good it feels to be wanted
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lmfaoo the fact that you already knew I had paid for hotel/transportation and still had the audacity.... here’s a thought . don’t sell a ticket until you know you got the day off 🥳🥳
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5 years
HOW DOES ONE LAG ON GIVING YOU THE TICKET A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT
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I GOT INTO CSULB 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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THREAD: reasons why you shouldn’t wear your masks anywhere you go!
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this you?
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Alexa play Go Girl by Pitbull
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me realizing the type of guys I’m into:
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@sxrgihoe
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4 years
Being drunk doesn’t justify sexual assault. Being asleep doesn’t give you the right to sexually assault someone. Nothing justifies sexual assault, how hard is it for people to take “no” as an answer and keep their hands to themselves
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@AcePanda83 they really thought they did something 😭😂
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Update: I’m back in the US!! I also attached the receipt to show people that I wasn’t lying or scamming just to get money. Thank you to everyone who donated money, retweet the tweet etc. I appreciate y’all so much 🥺🥺 I just need to replace my green card now
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I GOT MY GREEN CARD STOLEN IN MEXICO SO I CAN’T BACK TO THE US WITHOUT IT. IMMIGRATION IS ONLY LETTING ME THROUGH IF I PAY A $585 FEE AS A ONE WAY. BUT IM BROKE SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP. I ALSO HAVE TO REPLACE MY GREEN CARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@sxrgihoe
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Most of you guys fought over chicken sandwiches, I ain’t forget 😭😭
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Did we do something wrong in 2019???
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I hate feeling like I’m never good enough for anyone
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You’re in his DMs but I have his Disney + password. We are not the same
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It’s the way I see someone posting about blocking her every other day LMAO
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psychology majors be like dam I have to find the cure for mental illnesses due on Monday 😩
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This reminds me of that couple with the demon slayer costume 💀
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ouh that's not????
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If you have to ask “Hey, did I do something wrong” when you clearly did, you’re the problem
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Disneyland, California 😍😍😍
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I think we can all agree on this 🥴
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3 years
If there isn’t free water stations at an event due to COVID regulations, that just means it shouldn’t be happening in the first place lmfao
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@sxrgihoe
sergio
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Imagine not being able to console each other at a FUNERAL of a loved one? STAY THE F*CK HOME
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THIS was my grandmas funeral. my family of 50+ people cried in our cars and couldn’t comfort each other. we had to watch STRANGERS carry and bury her casket. if ur going out and not giving a fuck about this virus don’t talk to me when this is all over. rt cuz y’all are wack
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People always say “I’d rather travel than go clubbing/raving” yet I don’t see them traveling anywhere??
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If he tells you he has LED lights in his room, he’s a whore
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This is a reminder that there’s nothing wrong with going to a community college first! A lot of people aren’t privileged to go to a university right after HS. Break the stigma & stop belittling people who choose to go to community college instead! You aren’t any better
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@sxrgihoe
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Today marks 7 years of my mom passing away from cancer & I can finally say that I’ve accepted my mom’s death. This is something I always struggled with because I didn’t want to accept that it was true. I feel like this is also why I’ve been happier 🥺 Proud of myself
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