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@Svchman
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6 months
The king doesn’t make his own breakfast
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6 months
Trinidad & Tobago deserves the clout Jamaica has bc no wayyyy we providing allyuh snacks and water and yall think it’s yours???
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@Svchman
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4 years
Forex people posting screenshots in their story like I know what tf is going on 🤦🏾‍♂️ lol okay nice graph
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@Svchman
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4 years
Lisa promised faster internet before water for her constituency. Man them can’t get some water but 4G soon fwd 😭😭😭
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4 years
Laugh and scroll Twitter have opinions too but you know what we do? Keep it to ourselves
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@Svchman
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4 years
Father look what’s happening in kartel’s dancehall
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@Svchman
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5 years
Some of the same women criticizing the dress code can’t even get a man to take them serious much less to decide if him ago wear jeans to the wedding. People get married at a court house inna the yard clothes 🤷🏾‍♂️ love, that is what’s important.
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@Svchman
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3 years
Season’s Greetings bachelorette Twitter. A soon our time to match PJs.
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@Svchman
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5 years
Let me put y’all on some game dwl Top: forever 21 $20 usd Belt: Aldo $15 Pants: H&M $25 Socks: H&M 10 for $20 Shoes: Aldo $55 Watch cost a decent food but a cheap and clean Uncle’s
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@lijitimate
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5 years
Ladies: if you were to do a full outift/hair/nails/lashes prep for an event, what would the cost be? Men: shoes, shirt, pants, hair prep. What’s your cost? (And I know what y’all look like, I hope the cost actually match unu attire) 😂
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@Svchman
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6 years
@JXMSZ @Floetictia “deadly chicken” “chicken with a kick” “chicken will fight hunger”
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@Svchman
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5 years
Did It for the culture. #Ochiman
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@Svchman
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4 years
Degree then back to St.Ann. Kingston is for kingstonians
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@Svchman
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4 years
Just the beginning. #LeoSeason
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@Svchman
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4 years
Year end sale on the media updates. Everything must go
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@Svchman
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2 years
Can’t know fr until you test it
@maespov
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2 years
if two ppl look happy together, leave them tf aloneeee
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@Svchman
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2 years
Ontime her to town and you bring her home. Bwoy new to the code
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As Told By Jénay
2 years
And that’s why when I say I hate men. I say it with my chest 😂😂 Look at this mess
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@Svchman
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5 years
@iRealPedro Lol they said my pants was too tight, so I brought my mom the next they and argued my case to the principal, and he said I can come back to school if I joined the debating club, long story short I’m a national debating champion.
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@Svchman
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3 years
Leave woman and get your thing stable
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iahkcin
3 years
This girl see oxtail pon the menu fi $2300 and really go ask fi it. Me haffi pretend say a the bathroom me a use, find the waitress, and tell her say fi come back and say it done 😩
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@Svchman
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5 years
Stop wasting your progressive years searching for love
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@Svchman
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3 years
Overdressed unusual 😔
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@Svchman
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4 years
Are we too late????? #dontleavemechallenge 💀💀💀
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@Svchman
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3 years
Sensitivity ruining Twitter.
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@Svchman
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7 months
Kartel must dida fuck some a unu mother. Wa this man do unu?
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@Svchman
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4 years
Koffee song have in caffeine. Nah ask Christ
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@Svchman
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4 years
Popcaan right but him wrong. Leave that man to do as he pleases with his money. His business not ours
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@Svchman
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5 years
Was late to work but im half way through my rum shift #RumFestival
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@Svchman
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4 years
River flex rn so here is the media update
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@Svchman
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3 years
Anju coulda giwi Monday still nah lie
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@Svchman
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5 years
Officially #fof
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@Svchman
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3 years
Hear the vibrator them now like a choir
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@Svchman
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3 years
Determined fi make it.
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@Svchman
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5 years
Nobody to call and nobody to text, so y’all just gonna spend 150k on a phone to scroll through Twitter? okay 😭😂
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@Svchman
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4 years
I hate when distant associates ask about my well being before asking for a favour. Come straight ole fawt.
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@Svchman
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4 years
@Goventa876ix Perched on the hills of Egypt I present to you The great York Castle High
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@Svchman
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3 years
@jeshaunn Fixed it
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@Svchman
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4 years
Slow progress is better than no progress
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@Svchman
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2 years
@xd_Ashara Omg this poor bredda 🤣 mans on his last straw with yall
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@Svchman
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5 years
Me to myself: them yah tough G
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3 years
Away fixture a always serious ball game 😭😭🤣🤣
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@Svchman
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4 years
3/4 a Twitter a hype and broke. Evict the man or whatever but this isn’t the place
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@Svchman
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5 years
@trg_jet Yea man it nuh suppose to matter. If she rate you more the pipe ago slap different regardless of size
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@Svchman
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4 years
Let people live THEIR life.
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@Svchman
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1 year
@Terrizle Addi mi daddy okur?
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@Svchman
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4 years
@Gabehh_Cee The like was transferred from being on the internet to reality
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@Svchman
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5 years
Out of nowhere, me: SQUEEZE MI NECK SQUEEZE MI BREAST 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I’m not proud of it but it happens
@curlyhairbeast_
curly 🤍
5 years
I randomly shout “SEET YA” daily 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Svchman
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3 years
Curfew nah pressure me. Get more time a river now too. Nightlife can stay. My pocket grateful anju
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@Svchman
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3 years
Just a trying ute 🤷🏾‍♂️
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You handsome? Quote a selfie.
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@Svchman
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4 years
@tajjylubs Lol yea dawg is a Tuesday flex this 💀💀🤣🤣
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@Svchman
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4 years
I hate seeing or hearing about people losing their mother. Instantly im ready to cry. Imagine my good good mother? No sah
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@Svchman
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2 years
Come in under the Henny this morning and fuck like me never did ago fuck again. Lucky camper
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@Svchman
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5 years
@sir_blac From I saw his hand gestures I knew some shady shit was on its way
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@Svchman
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3 years
It’s always the ones you have no interest in doing the most 😪
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@Svchman
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3 years
If anju come out nervous again I’m gonna lose my shit. Mi tyaaaadd
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@Svchman
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4 years
One year later all I can say is, we dunce bad.
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@Svchman
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5 years
Ago try throw some ramen in this void I feel I have in my life rn
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@Svchman
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4 years
@jewelle_royal Quite entertained
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@Svchman
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4 years
Sickadis
@christufton
Dr. Chris Tufton
4 years
Jamaica has recorded ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN (116) new positive samples that have tested positive for COVID-19 in the last 24 hours.
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@Svchman
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5 years
I hope those I want to share my wins with are praying for me to win, and win abundantly.
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5 years
I’m reciprocating energies. So what you’re getting rn is exactly what you’re giving.
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3 years
Focus on yourself, especially if you’re broke.
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@Svchman
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5 years
@terrizle Continuing to live like im quarantined. Inexpensive, care free, and people free
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@Svchman
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5 years
@glenhopking Lol nuh bother stop a gas station, all the oil you ago need inna my back.
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@Svchman
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5 years
The 6’2 candy cane. Lol the real sugar stick 🤣💀
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@Svchman
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4 years
How I scroll through Twitter when I should be sleeping
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@Svchman
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11 months
Mek mi drown wid pride before you haul and pull me suh
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@Svchman
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5 years
If y’all having sex for more than 10 minutes in this heat I hope y’all drown in the sweat
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4 years
@Kayiem_17 @iamsudeen That’s why wicked man Chris initiated the protocols that should have been observed
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2 years
The after trim confidence is unmatched
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@Svchman
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@terrizle The Yeezys you love is ugly.
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@Svchman
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4 years
Nothing like a mad gyal that knows she’s a mad gyal. Mad gyal pro max. Best three weeks of your life 😭
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@Svchman
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@Sherdonnnn Every girl that says niggas ain’t shit, has a ain’t shit nigga lol thought we knew this 😭🤣🤣
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@Svchman
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2 years
Turning 25 this year, nah buy another plan B. If a enfamil a enfamil
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My 20s isnt for diapers or weddings. Universe put that inna your pipe and smoke it
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@Svchman
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3 years
Don’t get distracted on your mission bcuz look, Floyd was good at his job, now look.
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3 years
Ano the length a time cut me the most a the quality a the ute. The good bbc ones always ehh
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@Svchman
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6 years
Head cook and bottle washer for the skinny nigga association
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@Svchman
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4 years
This, my skin stepped out and said hold my beer.
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@Svchman
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1 year
Twitter people always feel like bcuz them and their three friends no longer like an event it’s dead 🤣🤣
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Festival Of Floats
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Totally scanty :(
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@Svchman
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4 years
Greatness is achievable for everybody. But it’s all about how badly you really want it.
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@Svchman
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Jansport haffi come in from foreign every school year. No common design it cyah too local.
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Just a gwaan work on me. If I don’t do it, who will?
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@Svchman
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5 years
Coulda rent me a two story house fully finished in portmore for 5k, utilities included I’m not going
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I'm Not Here
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Breada what ? 💀
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@Svchman
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If the next #Fof keeping in China I’ll be there
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4 years
You are your biggest limitation. Goodmorning
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4 years
Not proving my value to a soul. Either you see it or you don’t
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3 years
Cole’s album goes harder the more I listen to it
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@Svchman
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4 years
Remember when campion refused such man. 💀 BIG UP Fitzroy. Up up you mighty Yorkist
@stann360
St. Ann 360 🇯🇲
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ST. ANN what’s up? Fitzroy Wickham of Brown’s Town is Jamaica’s 2021 Rhodes Scholar.
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@Svchman
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5 years
Don’t invite me to parties invite me on road trips. Thanks
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@Svchman
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4 years
I want to go to every river in Jamaica. Bucketlisted
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@Svchman
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3 years
Confronting me about cheating from a dream will have you single.
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3 years
Wah this pon kartel Internet?
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MOVING IN SILENCE📢🗣️
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@Svchman
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9 months
Know smaddy have a video of me like this inna taboo. Maddest life still 😭
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@Svchman
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4 years
@terrizle Next week? Ago bathe and head up there rn.
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@Svchman
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5 years
My father is from the ghetto, and being his only child I don’t know anything about no ghetto living. So I’m grateful for him leveling up. Where you start doesn’t determine where you finish. From 31 Spain to Dubai.
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@Svchman
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@lijitimate If they did that and worked with the Marleys in making the regular birthday celebration bigger it would be a huge attraction in peak tourism season 🤑
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@Svchman
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5 years
@lijitimate If you would just take a second from losing 8ball and use google translate
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@Svchman
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5 years
Dawg last night me a leave a match and Sasco was walking near me while exiting and him just call a vendor over slap a 5k pon him. Without question or dialogue. Everybody isnt blessed with money but share your blessings
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@Svchman
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5 years
Planned sex is boring, come over and when I least expect it fling a wicked let’s fuck vibes on me
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@Svchman
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3 years
Music fi kill. It sweet me
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@Svchman
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Tommy lee won a law suit for 3mil usd. Lol this music thing is really just a hobby after that
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