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Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays!
Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.
Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace.
Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.
Council fills potholes with bedding plants.
The growing number of potholes on Suffolk’s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.
Mr Tumble is rumoured to be Banksy.
The internet was awash with rumours today that BBC children’s favourite Mr Tumble is the secretive street artist Banksy.
Suffolk Gazette is hiring!
The SUFFOLK GAZETTE is urgently hiring writers, news reporters, and editors due to an unofficial strike by its staff.
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King Charles’ woe at NHS waiting times.
The government is to urgently inject £1 billion into the NHS following reports that King Charles was forced to wait 48 agonizing hours.
Scientists invent new plant-based version of mashed potatoes.
Clever scientists from Britain have invented a new dish made from potatoes called, ‘mashed potatoes’.
Seagulls based in Lowestoft, Suffolk formed a guard of honour yesterday for one of their own ‘Seagull 73‘.
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Released bears eat Norfolk family in Thetford Forest.
The controversial rewilding project in Thetford Forest has been scrapped after a Norfolk family of four were eaten by bears.
A sweet little boy waited impatiently at Ipswich airport for his mommy to come home after being imprisoned by the BBC (British B******d Corporation) for making a late licence fee for her TV.
A wet rat announces departure from sinking ship.
DROWNING STREET, LONDON – In a move reminiscent of a rat fleeing a sinking ship, calling a snap general election set for July 4.
Parasailor tries to be mauled by Shark off Lowestoft beach.
Every summer, the sharks off Lowestoft beach have their annual competition to see who can catch as many parasailers in as little time as possible.
BREAKING: Ipswich Town and Norwich City to merge. New super club to take the 'wich' from Norwich and the 'Ips' from Ipswich, and be called Ipswich.
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Couple granted quickie divorce over Marmite row.
A Suffolk couple have been granted a quickie divorce after falling out over the popular toast spread, Marmite.
Council fills potholes with bedding plants.
Some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. “But at least these plants will look and smell better. than potholes.”