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Bit of the unexpected, bit of the laughable. A mix of freshest yarns, tall tales, quirks and amusements. Serving up only the most refined British jargon.

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There be dragons in Norfolk again
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Seagulls based in Lowestoft, Suffolk formed a guard of honour yesterday for one of their own ‘Seagull 73‘.
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Amazing scenes as McDonald's drive-thru reopens in Ipswich 🍔🍟
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The NHS has admitted selling thousands of hospital beds worth £2,500 each for as little as £6 at a Suffolk car boot sale.
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A Suffolk woman has warned people not to buy a border collie when they are drunk, after making a terrible mistake last week.
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Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays! Lidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people.
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Waitrose trials child cages so customers can shop in peace. Waitrose has installed cages outside a Suffolk store so parents can lock up their unruly children, it has emerged.
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Council fills potholes with bedding plants. The growing number of potholes on Suffolk’s roads will be filled with attractive bedding plants in a new initiative by the county council.
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Mr Tumble is rumoured to be Banksy. The internet was awash with rumours today that BBC children’s favourite Mr Tumble is the secretive street artist Banksy.
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I was also at Pizza Express in Woking, insists Bill Clinton after #PrinceAndrewInterview #PizzaGate #PizzaExpressWoking
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A woman finds rare white dog poo while holidaying in Suffolk. Follow us so you never miss any story 👍
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Always 😂
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82-year-old grandmother knits a bespoke cover for her daughter’s prized possession—a £150,000 Lamborghini Urus.
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@chrisfroome @GeraintThomas86 Floor de France 🇫🇷🚴
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You have been warned 🫣
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Suffolk Gazette is hiring! The SUFFOLK GAZETTE is urgently hiring writers, news reporters, and editors due to an unofficial strike by its staff. Rule: 1 - Follow us if you have not already. Rule: 2 - Comment with your useless skills.
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Posh supermarket chain Waitrose is to launch special open evenings on Tuesdays exclusively for common people.
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Someone should check on uncle Dave!
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Some memes don't need a caption. Happy Valentine's day!
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DHL introduces two-wheeled delivery service.
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Home of the Whopper – new Burger King opens in London.
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@SoVeryBritish Finally, a valid excuse to not leave the house and socialize! Rainy days: where introverts thrive and extroverts seek shelter. ☔️🌧️
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King Charles’ woe at NHS waiting times. The government is to urgently inject £1 billion into the NHS following reports that King Charles was forced to wait 48 agonizing hours.
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Scientists invent new plant-based version of mashed potatoes. Clever scientists from Britain have invented a new dish made from potatoes called, ‘mashed potatoes’.
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Seagulls based in Lowestoft, Suffolk formed a guard of honour yesterday for one of their own ‘Seagull 73‘. We will DM everyone who retweets this story as an expression of appreciation.
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Due to high gas prices, the citizens of Norfolk are getting creative when it comes to public transportation. A very first Uber spotted in Norfolk.
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@Whotfismick Me pretending to listen during rules explanation: 🤯 Me during the game: 🤷‍♂️ Me winning by sheer luck: 😎
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Seafront horror as man beats wife, child and policeman. Families watched in horror as a man beat up his wife and child on Felixstowe beach today.
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Woman locked in portable toilet for three days. A woman is recovering after being locked in a portable toilet for three days, it has emerged.
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Scientists say that media personality and former tit model, Katy Price a.k.a. ‘Jordan’ is ‘less intelligent than a horse’.
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Ipswich Bus Corporation has hired a new driver from Asia as part of its diversity drive.
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Dr Who travels back in time to film in Suffolk. TV fans were amazed to stumble across an episode of Dr Who being filmed in Suffolk.
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As a kid did u ever knock on people's doors and run away before they answered? Well guess what, they're hiring.
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An unemployed Suffolk man ordered a swanky laptop from Amazon worth over £500 but only received two boxes of Weetabix cereal.
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Norwich City stadium loudest it's ever been thanks to @SkySports fake crowd noise. #NCFC #ITFC #Southampton #footballsback #football
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What's he going to be like when he's had a few beers! 🤣
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You Decide…… Full story here:
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@SoVeryBritish Rule : If someone takes the last biscuit, give them the evil eye and plot your revenge. Biscuits are serious business.
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Tourism chiefs are delighted with a new map of Suffolk that helps visitors navigate their way around the county.
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Released bears eat Norfolk family in Thetford Forest. The controversial rewilding project in Thetford Forest has been scrapped after a Norfolk family of four were eaten by bears.
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I need to go bed earlier tonight Also me:
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Norwich City have been proudly showing off their trophy cabinet ahead of tomorrow's' East Anglian derby against Ipswich #itfc #ncfc
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A sweet little boy waited impatiently at Ipswich airport for his mommy to come home after being imprisoned by the BBC (British B******d Corporation) for making a late licence fee for her TV.
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Vatican calls in the vets as Pope turns pup. Pope Francis, the 266th pontiff, has recently been acting more canine than holy.
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Thank you Darling x
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Seagulls based in Lowestoft, Suffolk formed a guard of honour yesterday for one of their own ‘Seagull 73‘. Watch Story:
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A wet rat announces departure from sinking ship. DROWNING STREET, LONDON – In a move reminiscent of a rat fleeing a sinking ship, calling a snap general election set for July 4.
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BREAKING: King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer.
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A Suffolk couple have been granted a quickie divorce after falling out over the popular toast spread, Marmite.
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Parasailor tries to be mauled by Shark off Lowestoft beach. Every summer, the sharks off Lowestoft beach have their annual competition to see who can catch as many parasailers in as little time as possible.
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Apparently, when you drink a pint of beer, you shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. So according to my calculations, I died sometime in 1724
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Well...
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The cream of East Anglian football. #ITFC #NCFC
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The year is 2040 and Ipswich Town owner Marcus Evans FINALLY sacks Paul Lambert. #ITFC
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Theresa May furious as Scotland exits Europe in just 90 minutes
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A Suffolk man was forced to marry his goat after admitting he had special feelings for it. Full Story:
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BREAKING: Ipswich Town and Norwich City to merge. New super club to take the 'wich' from Norwich and the 'Ips' from Ipswich, and be called Ipswich. #ITFC #NCFC
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Terribly sad news to bring you this morning. Stay safe! 😢 #heatwave #heatwaveuk #FridayFeeling
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Ipswich's Toto Nsiala given straight red for making dangerous 10-yard pass. #ITFC #SWFC #WeOnlyGetShitRefs
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@Ryanair Who needs Instagram when you've got a front row seat to the real world comedy show happening around you! 😂
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“Hi, I’m the replacement of LIZ” “Same here”
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Norwich City back in training as family sports resume. #borisjohnsonspeech #thanksboris #MondayMotivation #NCFC #ITFC
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Ipswich fans protest: police seek man seen impersonating a football manager. #ITFC
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Health Secretary Matt Hancock saves aide's life, issues statement. >>>
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Couple granted quickie divorce over Marmite row. A Suffolk couple have been granted a quickie divorce after falling out over the popular toast spread, Marmite.
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£2,500 NHS Nightingale beds going for a song!
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Council fills potholes with bedding plants. Some car drivers were not keen on the green initiative. “But at least these plants will look and smell better. than potholes.”
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EXCLUSIVE: Ipswich Town sale nearly done. #ITFC
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