Stu McCallister
@StuMcCallister
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@buffalobills stuff, dick jokes, Host of the @lmnopodcast . Jersey seller on Mercari
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I'll say this for everyone to hear... I don't care if Josh Allen wins MVP.
I'd rather he win Super Bowl MVP.
That's a bigger deal to me.
Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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The NHL is looking to expand. I would like to suggest the city of Buffalo be considered for expansion.
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Dear Bills Mafia,
I'll follow you and you follow back. Those are the rules. I don't care if you are a Bills 'influencer'. You do what you're supposed to.
Anyway, Go Bills!
#GoBills
#Billsmafia
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I'll take the kid with the coat from Macy's.
#billsmafia
Chiefs rookie WR Xavier Worthy is flexing his new jewelry and making it rain 👀
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If we don't get rid of student debt, how about we at least get rid of the interest? Taking out a loan for 100 grand? Pay back a 100 grand. Why is the government profiting off of people who just want to be better in life?! God, I'm naive.
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Grab that coffee! Get pumped! It's game day and it's gonna be a good one! Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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Does anyone else see a water buffalo head? Or is the laughing gas getting to me?
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I blow out the sidewalk on my street. Why? Because I can. It only took me 15 min or so. The goal is to be less of a cunt. Make it your goal too. Anyway, I'm gonna have a beer.
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The driveway needs plowing again. Unavoidable. The question is do I wear the panda costume while doing it?
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I burned a Brady jersey, smashed a table, drank some beers, shot some blue cheese, and got an owie. Totally worth it. Go Bills.
#billsmafia
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If this gets 100 likes I'll eat and make a video. I don't think I'll end up eating it.
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Ok, I did the driveway and the sidewalks down the street. Same thing was done yesterday. Why? Be the Panda you want to see.
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Hey hey! Look what showed today. Thanks to
@pattychampion1
. She does some fine work! Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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Dear Bills Mafia,
The Bills will be fine tomorrow. Even if they lose, they won't, they'll be fine. Plenty of season left.
With that said, give me a follow and I'll follow you. If you're following me and I didn't follow back, let me know to rectify. Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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Wow. This weekend couldn't have been any better for the Bills. Now just take care of business the rest of the way and it's us at home. Crazy. Trust the process.
#billsmafia
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Hello,
Let me introduce myself. I'm Stu McCallister. Once was a road comic, current donut maker, podcaster, & Bills Mafia member.
Now I'll follow back Bills Mafia. Mafia means family. I'll also unfollow Mafia quick if there is no follow back. Why? I'm a petty bitch.
Go Bills!
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People who complain a playoff game is only streaming on Peacock, I don't know what to tell ya. The 6.99 a month is cheaper than going to the game. Cheaper than a movie ticket. Maybe you don't get a Starbucks coffee for one day? This is how things are going. Welcome to the future.
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Bills Mafia! Are there any Bills Mafia folks you follow that you're ok with them not following back? I really struggle with other fans not following back. Am I a weirdo for that? Absolutely, but it's where I am. You follow me, and I'll follow you! We're all the same.
#billsmafia
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Time for giveaway! I'm gonna give away FIFTY football cards! Wanna win em? Do 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- RT this post.
I'll pick a winner on Fri June 2nd. Winner can pick any team they want. All about having fun. Spread the word!
#thehobby
@CardPurchaser
#cards
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When I make deliveries I often have to sign in to vendor logs. No one looks, no one cares, so that's why I sign in as Bills players. Yesterday I was Tyler Bass in honor of
@savage__trish
.
#BillsMafia
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Buffalo, this is the shit I have to deal with in the Midwest. God damn it! I'll be back in September.
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Old fan, new fan, bandwagon fan... Who cares? We're fans. Let's enjoy the ride. Go Bills.
#billsmafia
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
-If you hand out religious material to kids at Halloween - FUCK YOU!
-If you keep your dog outside in the winter- FUCK YOU!
-If you start a fight at a sporting event- FUCK YOU!
-If you use 2 parking spots for 1 car- FUCK YOU!
Don't even argue
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Today is Day
#12
of the 12 days of Billsmas. Up for grabs are 3 Josh Allen cards. Want to win em? Do these 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2-RT this tweet.
I'll pick a winner around 7 tonight. Good luck and Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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Dear NFL,
When people buy your packages you should be able to watch the fucking game you want. We don't give a fuck about Jags/Browns. Show the god damn Bills/Chiefs game! Fucking hell.
Bills fans.
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Tough loss tonight but I'm not worried. Winners rebound and Josh is a winner! I'm gonna give away this card. To win just do these things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- RT this Tweet.
I'll pick a winner Thurs.
Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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Interviewer- Thanks for coming in. How's your day?
Me- It's Victory Friday! It's great!
Interviewer- What's that?
3 hours later...
Me- And that's why Josh Allen is the greatest of all time. Also fuck ranch!
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!!!
-If you ride a motorcycle and speed in and out of traffic doing a hundo, FUCK YOU!
-If you're mad that an African American is playing a mermaid, FUCK YOU!
-If I follow you on Twitter, and you don't follow back, FUCK YOU!!!
Don't even argue.
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
-If you're an animal hoarder, FUCK YOU!!!
-If your are whiny because some people got financial relief, FUCK YOU!!!
-If you're the punter of the Buffalo Bills, FUCK YOU!!!
Don't even argue.
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Look at this beaut! If you want to win this Josh Allen card do these 3 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- Follow
@LmnoPodcast
3- RT this post.
I'll pick a winner July 4th at 6pm. Good luck! Go Bills! Don't blow your fingers off.
#BillsMafia
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I find it weird when people say Twitter is a cesspool. It's a cesspool only if you allow it to be. I'm here for football cards, Bills Mafia, and dick jokes. Not necessarily in that order. The rest gets blocked/muted. Make your Twitter, your Twitter! Anyway, Go Bills.
#billsmafia
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Dear fellas, When you go to ask ladies for nudes don't forget to not do that. Thanks.
Stu
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This is gonna piss off a lot of people but... I'm not Christian and yet and I'm a better Christian than a lot of Christians. Crazy right?
Essentially I'm just trying to not be a dick. We should all try to not be a dick.
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Welp, glad we dodged this.
#NFL
FA WR Odell Beckham Jr. to passenger: “You gonna wait 40 minutes, and I'm going to be on a private plane home, with your fat ass. Get your ass off the plane... Enjoy the cheese board on the way home with your ugly ass.”
Also per the flight attendant, OBJ took off his pants
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Today is Day
#7
of the 12 days of Billsmas. Up for grabs is a Bills Mafia winter hat. Want to win it? Do these 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2-RT this tweet.
I'll pick a winner later tonight. Good luck and Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!!! (Football edition)
-If you're the doctor for the Miami Dolphins- FUCK YOU!
-If you made fun of Tua/or his injury- FUCK YOU!
-If you wish injury on opposing players- FUCK YOU!
(Lot of people should delete their accounts.)
Don't even argue.
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Lots of people do contests on Twitter. I usually wonder if people ever get the prize. Welp, I won and got the prize. Thanks to
@BuffaloInBoston
for the nice Allen card.
#cards
#BillsMafia
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Always nice to come home from a long day of donuts and slipping on my favorite shirt. Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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You like this card? Yeah ya do. You want this card? Yeah ya do. I'll do a giveaway for it on Mon 7/3. Look for it! Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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FUCK YOU FRIDAY IS BACK!!!
-If you're on the Epstein List - FUCK YOU!
-If you steal mail- FUCK YOU!
-If you're at the counter chit chatting with the clerk, while there is a line behind you- FUCK YOU!
-If you didn't miss FUCK YOU FRIDAY- FUCK YOU!
Don't even argue.
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This dude is a POS and finds new ways to keep proving it.
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Here's another vid of me just doing the driveway. Notice the neighbor across the street not giving a shit. They know.
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If you don't remember this guy, you're not a real fan!!!!*
#billsmafia
*I don't remember this guy.
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It's game day. I hear it might be cold. Is Buffalo soft? Let's find out. Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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Today (Fri 10/268) is Day
#5
of 5 in card giveaways. You want this nice
@JoshAllenQB
card? Do these 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- RT this post.
Simple as that. I'll pick a winner tonight. New card tomorrow. Good luck. Go Bills.
#billsmafia
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So tomorrow I'm starting the 12 Days of Billsmas. What's that ya say? Welp, for 12 days I'll be giving away some Bills items- towel, hat, cards, patches, lanyard, maybe something else. These pics are some of the items. So let's have some fun. Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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Doing a little
@BuffaloBills
card giveaway. There are 40 cards in this pack. All from the early 90's. To win do these 3 things-
1- Follow
@stumccallister
2- Like this post.
3- RT this post.
When this post gets 40 RTs I'll pick a winner. Have some fun, good luck, & Go Bills!
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It had to be done. I couldn't take it anymore. I wasn't even following her and she kept popping up in the timeline. I'm making my Twitter the Twitter I want it to be.
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I love when I win auction items like this. Is most of it junk? Probably but I don't care. Beats breaks.
@CardPurchaser
#hobby
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
-If you steal someone's Halloween yard decorations- FUCK YOU!
-If throw your garbage out your car window, while in the drive thru line- FUCK YOU!
-If you're on social media just to argue with people, get a life, and- FUCK YOU!
Don't even argue.
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!!!
-If you push your religion on others- FUCK YOU!
-If you leave your pets out in the cold weather- FUCK YOU!
-If you ding another person's car and don't leave a note- FUCK YOU!
Don't even argue.
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Back in Nov a Bills Mafia guy, who I don't know in real life, asked me for some $ cause he was in a bind. He said he'd pay me back. I sent him the $. A month went by and he didn't pay me back. I wrote it off as a Christmas gift. Today he asked me for more. Is today Fuck You Fri?
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Mac N Cheese is NOT a Thanksgiving side. This is a weird hill I will die on.
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Donating blood for some good karma. Go donate and get some free snacks! Go Bills!
@BloodCenterMI
#BillsMafia
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When the Bills lose I can't listen to my regular podcasts or sports talk in general. It's just too brutal. Instead I sit in silence and think about murder. Good times being a Bills fan. See you in 2 weeks.
#billsmafia
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Let's do another giveaway. I'll be giving away this wood Buffalo figurine. It stands 3 in high. Nice get for any Buffalo Bills fan. Wanna win it? Do these 3 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- RT the tweet.
3- Tag someone in the comments.
I'll pick a winner after 100 RT.
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You know how there are all those contests on Twitter where you can win jerseys and stuff? No one ever really wins right? Welp, somehow I did!!!
@UberHansen
hooked me up! I chose to get the jersey of the greatest kicker of all time,
@tbass_xvi
! Anyway, Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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Do the neighbors appreciate it? No idea. Just trying to be less of a cunt.
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Oh man, yesterday was not a good game. I'm not freaking out yet tho. Let's do another giveaway! To win these 4 cards do these 2 things-
1- RT this post.
2- Follow
@stumccallister
I'll pick a winner Tues 8/22. Good luck and Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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So long Michigan. See you soon Buffalo. Looking to smash some tables. Go Bills.
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Hey Eli Apple! KC thanks you for the first down! Good job dick.
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Wearing my favorite shirt today. Sent this pic to Larry. Fuck Dan Fouts! Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
-If you're a billionaire- FUCK YOU!
-If you use bible quotes to justify some evil ahit- FUCK YOU!
-If you steal packages off someone's porch - FUCK YOU!
Don't even argue. Feel free to unfollow, mute, or block though. Peace!
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Hi! I'm part of Bills Mafia. I'm here to smash beers and smash tables. Not necessarily in that order. The rest is unnecessary. Have fun. Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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If you're in the giving spirit please consider doing these things-
Listen to my podcast
@LmnoPodcast
, rate/review/subscribe if ya like it. Maybe subscribe to the
@Patreon
.
Check out my
@mercari
store-
Thanks much. You're tops!
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Man, I am pumped! They locked up
@stefondiggs
for a long time. I'm gonna give away this card. Want it? Do these things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- Like this post.
3- RT this post.
That's it. When this gets 40 RTs I'll pick a winner. Good luck, trust the process, Go Bills!
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Rich people are rich because they don't like to give money away.
If they give money away it's because there is an opportunity to make more money.
Poor people are more generous. Why? Because they know how it is to be without.
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I have this sweet Tre White mini poster (11x17in) I wanna give away. Want to win it? Do these 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- RT this post.
I'll pick a winner before the Sun game. Hopefully Tre is playing! Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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Today is Day
#4
of the 12 days of Billsmas. Up for grabs are 3 Von Miller cards. Want to win em? Do these 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2-RT this tweet.
I'll pick a winner later tonight. Good luck and Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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@ChadBlue83
About 100% of these kids playing will never play professionally. Kids play for fun, to learn teamwork, and get exercise. To get heated over calls on a game with 12 year olds is redic.
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It's another FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
-If you send death threats to an athlete- FUCK YOU!
-If you make a very specific food order and then don't pick it up- FUCK YOU!
-If you think I need a hug because I do FUCK YOU FRIDAYS, you're new here and- FUCK YOU!
Don't even argue.
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An 8 year old kid, wearing a Dolphins jersey, just yelled 'Go Dolphins' at me. Should I go beat his ass?
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Is
@stefondiggs
him? Certainly looks like it. I'm giving away these cards. Wanna win em? Do these 2 things-
1- Follow
@StuMcCallister
2- RT this tweet.
I'll pick a winner before the Jets game tomorrow. Good luck, keep your chin up, Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
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Hey everybody! Apparently Michelle Pfeiffer is on a dating app and has liked my profile!!! She uses an alias tho, who can blame her. She goes by Edna and lives in Middleton, MI. It's my lucky day!!!!
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I've been giving away a
@BuffaloBills
card every day this week. Tomorrow the card will be our Lord and Savior
@JoshAllenQB
. Look for the post tomorrow morning. Spread the word. Go Bills!
#billsmafia
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