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We need new owners, new CEO, a DoF, new manager. Jones, Rojo, Young, Fred, Matic, Pereira, Mata, Matic, Lingard need fucking off, Pogba and Rashford need to pull their socks up or they can go, Gomes and Chong need a loan and we need 15 new players. Apart from that we're sweet
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Inter- "We want your top scorer, your captain and we'll take Sanchez on loan as well but you've still got to pay half him wages"
Utd- "ok, seems fair"
Utd- "Can we borrow Vecino please? you don't even need him, please please please"
Inter- "get fucked"
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In about 2008 a woman I know and her then 10 year old son were at coffee shop in Wilmslow when Ronaldo, Nani and Anderson came and sat at the table next to them, Ronaldo saw her star struck son staring at them so we go 2 more chairs and his table and invited them to sit with them
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Buzzing if we sign Darmian. Top player. Been a big fan of his ever since I started watching YouTube clips of him
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Why do women do this sort of shit? I tell her constantly to check United's fixtures before making plans
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27 points from our last 10 games, through to the FA Cup final, 7 points more than any season since SAF left with 3 games still to play. It's not perfect, but we're improving. Some people are just miserable negative twats
Worst Monday morning in a while...never thought a United win over Arsenal would leave me feeling physically sick. Mourinho has me totally on the fence now
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@seyisanni
@BoxingKingdom14
If the ref thinks the ropes are stopping the fighter from going down then it's classed as a knock down and a 10 count
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We all know Mason Greenwood is a twat and is rightly probably going to prison, but looking at just a footballing point of view, it's really frustrating that we've spent 80m to replace him with Antony who if we're being honest isn't half the play Greenwood was
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I reckon the PI fella in
#AngelaBlack
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@elliegoulding
you get back to your big house, staring at your bank account and choking on some male models cock, be strong,you'll pull thru
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So glad the season starts in 2 days, no longer do I have to talk to that strange woman who lives in my house and looks after my kids
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We should win but 9 times out of 10 we play like cunts so fuck knows. I'll say 1-0 but I'm not confident
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So apparently we'll pay Ibrahimovic £12m for the season, but get about £50m in Ibrahimovic shirt sales. But some say it's a bad deal
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Ed Woodward - Signing every cunt and telling Real Madrid to go fuck themselves. I used to think he was useless, now I wish he was my dad
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@timlongsports
Come on Tim, Greenwood has started 2 league games, Perrera has started about 20, that is yours, and probably my preferred starting XI, but it certainly isn't Ole's
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Ed Woodward walking into Liverpool's changing room in May after successfully completing his 7 year undercover mission of fucking United up
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Mourinho and Guardiola were both looking for a new job and SAF went for David fucking Moyes. Still one of the biggest mysteries in the history of the universe
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We're not far away from getting longer prison time for calling someone a nonce on Twitter than you actually get for being a nonce
Man who exposed penis before thrusting it against girl, 3, is spared jail
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6 points above 5th, we've already played City and Arsenal twice, Cup semi final on Wednesday, looking at the season as a whole we're doing better than I thought we'd do at this stage
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Rooney, 5 PL titles, CL winner, England's all time leading scorer. Doubt he gives a shit that some fat mess on twitter thinks he's overrated
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United appear to be boiling a lot of people's piss this morning. Finally the world is right again
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If Pogba, Matic, Greenwood etc don't start tonight, they'll start on Wednesday, potentially 16 games in 2 months remember, people need to calm the fuck down
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Liverpool fans when Thiago completes a 5 yard pass against Villa under 13s
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Hadn't heard of Eric Bailly two hours ago. Now I feel like we're brothers
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@denjar68
@SinfuIGomez_
@vomacnas
@brtknee
People just read a headline then guess what the actual details are
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@Pcf4
@talkSPORT
Patrick I'm certain anyone with a mental age of above 7 would have realised it was sarcasm, the fact I had to explain it is more of a reflection on you than of me
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It's not about Mourinho or Louis today. It's about United being in a 1st final for 5 years and winning the first trophy since SAF
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Everton have invested 60% of their income on new players recently because they're trying to build a team. Liverpool and City have amazing squads, but still invest 40 odd % of their income on new players. United, 19%
#GlazersOut
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If Tony Pulis had been hired by United, he had the exact results and performances that Ole has had, while clearly being on the Glazer side of the divide rather than the fans, we all know how 99.9% of fans would feel with that
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Chelsea bid €40m for Martial, Monaco say come back next season, 2 weeks later United blow them out of the water
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@jessica_gibb
Did you have to go to journalism school to help become such an amazing journalist? Cutting edge stuff this
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Haye fight a bum on terrestrial TV - he's conning the public.
AJ fight bum and charges £17 - greatest boxer ever
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@Pcf4
@talkSPORT
I know sarcasm is sometime hard to grasp over social media but come on Patrick you're better than this
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We signed two of the best players this century in Sanchez and Falcao and they were absolute cat piss for us, Ighalo can't be any worse than them and he's here for 4 months to help us out, everyone needs to chill
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Problem is, Ole publicly said he has the final say on transfers, Ole was happy to let Lukaku go with no replacement, happy to loan Smalling, happy to not replace Herrera or Fellaini. Woodward is shit, but Ole is also to blame for this squad
If you seen the squad tonight and you're still blaming Ole why not aim your anger at this man where it should be going.
If he leave's Old Trafford after seeing this tonight and doesn't get some players in January we are fucked.
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I think Adidas want a world superstar wearing the United kit when it's unveiled
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I considerably dislike City, but my hatred for Liverpool runs much deeper
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If Maguire had signed for City or Chelsea he'd be getting rave reviews, but because he signed for United he's automatically overrated. Forget the price tag, he's been immense 90% of the season
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Who would have guessed, while Guardiola was at Barca playing with Rivaldo and Ronaldo he had dreams of playing for City in League one
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@talkSPORT
You know if Harry Kane was black he'd be playing for Bradford, he only plays for Spurs and is England captain because he's white
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Problem with United is the lack of cunts we've got, all successful teams have a Ramos or Costa level of cuntyness about them
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I remember moaning about the fee we paid for an 18 year old Ronaldo with 3 career goals. that didn't work out too bad
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The Glazers not wanting to spend money and only sign cheap players could be a sign they're seriously considering selling up soon, I fucking hope so anyway
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Fury has had 3 fights that vastly surpass any fights Joshua has had, Klitschko away, who hadn't lost in 11 years, and Wilder away twice, unbeaten, knocked everyone out, Fury turned him into a bum. These are facts
Tyson Fury's record is 'laughable' in comparison to
@anthonyfjoshua
, says promoter
@EddieHearn
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Sick of seeing this Ronaldo/Messi/Lingard debate now. Can't we just appreciate 3 legends of the game playing in the same era
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Seeing so many City fans moaning about the cost of Pogba. Yeah I'd much rather spend 100m on Sterling and Mangala too 😂
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100 days without a league win, threadbare squad, players playing through injury and running their bollocks off for 90+ minutes, so proud to be a part of
@OfficialKAFC
💙
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@BoxingKingdom14
Lewis beat Tyson, and Lewis was just a poor man's Price. Price beats Tyson comfortably
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A wank Chelsea hammered us last season with Eto'o getting a hattrick, today a top class Chelsea undeservedly beat us. We're not far away
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If you claim to be a United fan, but want Liverpool to win the league, then you're not a United fan
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Chelsea could sign Heskey for £40m and it would be a masterstroke, United could sign Messi for a fiver and it would be a risk
#englishmedia
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Politicians saying Ched Evans should never play again, while covering up Westminster peadofile rings. Yeah ok
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@MichaelBensonn
In fairness to Wilder, he's fighting his Mandatory because Fury and Joshua won't fight him. Not like he's taking a voluntary against a 300 pound pudding
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Fuck the election now, move on. Here a video of a dog wearing Christmas antlers
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@piersmorgan
A serious point though, if people can change facts and decide day to day what gender they are, what's to stop people changing facts such as their age? Soon we'll see 50 year old men identifying as 12 year olds and legally having a 12 year old girl friend
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What a player, absolutely loved him and Giggs on the wings when I started watching football
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Ramos definitely panicked when he heard City wanted him, he doesn't want to go anywhere near them cunts
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Just seen the champ
@Tyson_Fury
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Apparently van Gaal was last seen giving Chris Smalling a piggy back down Chester Road singing 'we're Man Utd, we do what we want'
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People act like we used to go to Eastern Europe and thrash teams all the time under SAF
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This just came in the post, I sorted it for my mate that was getting married in June, unfortunately, last weekend, his Mrs found out he'd been porking their kids dance teacher so the weddings off
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Have no idea why it's taken me 24 years to watch the Shawshank Redemption but I've just watched it, what an amazing film
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Not a bad idea. Might start abusing Margot Robbie then hopefully she'll show up at my house
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I hope the 3000 Macc fans are ready to be outsung by the 150
@OfficialKAFC
faithful. Up the Grove best fans in the league
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Imagine your life being that empty that you're angry because Rooney has taken his lad to watch a game of football, deary me
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3 assists in 3 games for super Luke Shaw. Of course he's overrated and over priced because he plays for United though
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Cracking night getting tbe VIP treatment at
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