I hope you enjoyed this simulated experience of dating me. Sorry about the stretching. Do some Kegels.

@PeachyHooch EVERYONE EXCEPT TOOTH SUCKIN’ British BASTARDS SAYS COLLEGE!!!!

@PeachyHooch U.S. vernacular CLEARLY states higher education as COLLEGE regardless of niggling differences!

@MarshaFatFace @PeachyHooch Tally ho and so-forth.

@laurenboebert Do you ever shut the fuck up?

@PeachyHooch Kinda like me and Natalie Merchant. I’d walk her streets endlessly……. Especially the back alley. If you understand the vernacular.

@William09450383

@laurenboebert You didn’t know what USAID was a month ago. Sit down, you fucking idiot.

@PeachyHooch “If they could afford to be.” What a fucking cock sucker. Ok. Mr. Gummint. Make sure all Americans CAN AFFORD private insurance. This guy and his brain worm are dickheads.

@fernandodefaria @YouKnowImChewie @Alrisha6 @petrogustavo Not all of us but……. Yeah. A lot of them! 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

@therealcliffyb Can’t say I would. I’ve played several grand theft auto games and could never get into them. Accidentally bump into a car and you get the police after you. Not fun to me.

@PeachyHooch @MMABrad48 Two things women always want. A snack and iced coffee. You can never go wrong.

@PeachyHooch I also thought the bump protector was a good fucking add.

@laurenboebert Unlike that muck pocket you call a vagina.

@MarshaFatFace @PeachyHooch

@PeachyHooch A BBQ’d foot, please.

@PeachyHooch