Stoney Keeley
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Big Natural. I write a lot. I'm kinda low brow. EIC at @SoBrosNetwork . NFL Draft at Stacking The Inbox. Third on @FWordsPod . Meme curator. PFWA Member.
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Finland’s cornerback in the open field vs. Derrick Henry
The NFL is not only allowing, but encouraging active players to participate in Flag Football at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics 🇺🇸
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The Dallas Cowboys every time they see a New York Giant in the open field
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My hot take for this morning: the Tennessee Titans are the only team that can beat the Tennessee Titans in the AFC playoffs.
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This is what Mike Vrabel wants football games to look like
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Can't wait to see Will Levis hit Colton Dowell for a 70-yard touchdown to send the Titans to the Super Bowl here.
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Me every time a Titans pass rusher gets even remotely close to Deshaun Watson on Sunday.
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What the fuck did this old fuck at the bar leave for the Olive Garden bartenders?
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Spencer Rattler behind this South Carolina offensive line
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If you can catch a tweet before he deletes it, AJ Brown is one of the best follows on Twitter.
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DeAndre Hopkins would be a Tennessee Titan right now if they had taken him to Dave & Buster's at Opry Mills.
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Me: "Will Levis was the first rookie to throw for 300 yards on Monday Night Football in the program's history."
Wife: "...and to think you didn't even want him."
Damn, y'all. It be your own people sometimes.
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The Minnesota Vikings haven't been to a Super Bowl since cutting Brock Lesnar.
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The JC Latham pick hits a lot better when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty
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Don't forget to set out milk and cookies tonight for Sonny Weaver or else your team will draft a kicker in the first round.
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Guys the Titans have to build around for 2024:
Will Levis
Peter Skoronski
Tyjae Spears
Josh Whyle
Roger McCreary
Jeffery Simmons
That about it? Who else would you say?
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I am of the opinion that the Titans should get some players who are good at football this offseason.
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Me watching Derrick Henry stiff arm Josh Norman for the millionth time please don’t show my wife this tweet
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Honestly, if you are bringing up the AJ Brown trade, just say you don’t know ball.
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Man, somebody’s gotta take coach’s phone away from him
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Ryan Tannehill watching Will Levis and Malik Willis battle for QB2
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I have a direct source reporting that Aura has accepted my proposal of marriage. I will indeed be apart of a marriage.
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They said get this man out of here before he trades Big Jeff too
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Guys, until Mike Vrabel is hired somewhere else, he is still a free agent and therefore available for the Titans to hire for their coaching vacancy.
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“Why not play Peter at left tackle?”
“Because Peter plays left guard”
I love Mike Vrabel. 😂😂😂
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When my dog got somethin’ in his mouth he ain’t supposed to be eatin’
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“People mad at 17 but I don’t know man…like…what if the Titans DBs could’ve tackled Ja’Marr Chase on that final drive?”
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Titans Twitter calling off beef to celebrate the hiring of Brian Callahan tonight
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.
@EddieGeorge2727
convincing
@_willcompton
that coronavirus shrinks your dick is an all-time podcast moment.
@BussinWTB
🐺
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Me being dragged out of Applebee’s on Dollarita night with the boys
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When the defensive coordinator and offensive coordinator get together for a pic
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I want the Titans to win because I root for this team, and I am not the GM… it is not my job to plan for the next 10 years for this franchise.
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A movie that critics hate, audiences hate, and flopped at the box office, but you love it anyway. I'll start.
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The can’t miss event of the holiday season here in Nashville
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Listen, I was just about as
#NeverLevis
as they come, and I've been about as pro-Ryan Tannehill as they come, but if Mike Vrabel goes back to 17, I will chug a Monster Energy and punch a hole clean through my drywall.
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FUCK SHIT UP
T’Vondre Sweat at 38. Who says no? Definitely not me.
#Titans
Coming to the NFL to “f— s— up.”
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I would be incredibly curious to hear Josh Reynolds’ side of what happened in Tennessee.
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The world if the Titans hire Brian Callahan
JUST...STUNNING 😍 Take a look at this sunrise in Cross Plains, Tennessee.
(Photo courtesy Noelle Fultz)
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The Tennessee Titans are only four games out of first place in the AFC.
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Perfect moment for people who don’t watch the Titans to out themselves by saying they don’t understand why you’d make Tony Pollard a RB1.
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Fontenot on Penix: If he sits for four or five years, that’s a great problem to have because we’re doing so well at that position.
#Falcons
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Alright, World Cup is over. Say I want to get more into global football, where do I go from here?
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Titans must have a rule that you gotta be cheeked up to fill a leadership position.
Titans GM Ran Carthon comes home to 305 and gets a big win. Here he is celebrating Tennessee final 4th down stop over Dolphins:
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I can't for the life of me figure out what is going on in TJ Ward's brain here.
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Deja vu is running a goth butthole competition on June 3rd. Free admission with goth attire.
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Can we just enjoy the Ran Carthon news without immediately starting the "Trey Lance to the Titans" stuff?
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I would simply never put on a police vest again after this.
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From my appearance on the award-winning
@TitanUpPod
, I present to you all "NFL Draft prospects as Nashville restaurants."
Up first, Caleb Williams is Audrey - likely the best in the class, and a little bit fancy.
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@AdamSchefter
It is going to be incredibly difficult for him to start since his season is over, Adam.
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Keeping up with the Titans this last month has made me realize that I don’t think anyone can truly be an expert on 32 NFL situations on a deep enough level to thoroughly evaluate each one accurately.
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Thank you all for your kind words this draft cycle. I'm going to sleep now.
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Derrick Henry would rush for 3000 yards behind that Eagles offensive line.
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If I were Davante Adams, I would simply beat Josh McDaniels with a tire iron in the parking lot.
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I’m telling everyone I know to go watch the Cotton Bowl. Apologies if I’ve told you twice.
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If my wife ever leaves me, I will be alone for the rest of my life.
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"How many gin and tonics did you crush at the draft party last night, Stoney?"
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The
#Titans
and Jeffery Simmons agreed in principle to a four-year contract extension. Simmons' agent
@paulderousselle
and GM Ran Carthon ensure the Titans will have their premier player for the long haul.
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Is there anything this man can't do?
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Wife: "What are we doing for date night?"
Me: "Catching up on
@theqbschool
's Anthony Richardson episode?"
Wife: *blank stare*
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Tired: cut Corey Davis so the Titans can sign him
Wired: Titans should trade for Garrett Wilson
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“Don’t do that shit!” -Nick Saban, presumably referring to his defense throwing up the horns down gesture.
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People that don't actually know football are exposing themselves left and right today, my friends.
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My face when I realize the Titans are putting together an elite coaching staff
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I've cracked the code, guys.
1. Trade Mike Vrabel to New England
2. Olu Fashanu with the Pats pick
3. JC Latham with their own
4. Win multiple Super Bowls*
*do not ask me who the coach will be it doesn't matter
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When I’ve asked “what?” three times already but I still can’t hear what they’re saying
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Had to say goodbye to our Carson on Sunday. He lived a good life - 15 going on 16 years out at the ranch. The barn cats loved him and would try to make biscuits on him. I’d buy him a big bouncy ball every summer and he’d chase it around the yard. We’ll miss him, a very good boy.
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Mother Nature really told Nashville triggering our 2020 tornado anxiety wasn’t enough...she’s gonna remind us of the 2010 flood in the same damn week.
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People love talking about “sign a free agent tackle” without actually looking at the list of free agent tackles for 2024.
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I don’t know what some of y’all are on. I don’t ever want Mike Vrabel to coach another team.
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This shit looks incredibly hard to defend. Titans get to criss-crossin' and all five of them have windows during which they're open. The problem? It took longer than two seconds to develop, and two Bengals were already at 17. But, you see the vision. Big Tim Kelly fan so far.
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I may be in the minority here, but I'm cool with the Titans not making moves so far.
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Week 1: worst Tannehill game ever
Week 2: Tim Kelly is a genius
Week 3: Fire all of the coaches and start Malik Willis
This is high drama, folks. The Titans are the best reality tv show on a week to week basis. I’m hooked!
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T'Vondre Sweat throwing the right guard to the ground is objectively hilarious
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I regret ever saying "there's nothing the Titans could do that would piss me off tonight."
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Will Levis is the greatest quarterback to ever play football and I have never said otherwise.
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Everyone’s debating Willis vs. Levis and I’m whispering to myself *Michael Penix Jr*
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I've been saying it for months....Mike and Ran just need to fight or fuck and get it over with.
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