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@NoahPires_ @BreeceH This is some commitment to the bit
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@depthsofwiki This dude is handsome as hell! The thirties were drunk.
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@DavisMattek And with the fourth overall selection, the Atlanta Falcons take Brock Bowers!
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@JonScottTV He was apprehensive, but still should get nothing but positivity for accepting he was wrong and changed his mind. This is what we need more of.
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@DavisMattek There's zero statistical correlation between Achilles tendinitis and Achilles tendon rupture. Source: I treat and repair both tendinitis and ruptures.
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@Sealab2025 @rodger Saquon still has a shot, especially if he stays in Philly for another 3 year deal after this one. Otherwise, depressing list.
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@toronodon @HappyKhushboo @WyldeRottie @RalstonReports "slow messy bitch" is the kind of reporting we need to keep these states honest.
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@Ihartitz This is exactly why "Tim Patrick" never got a fair shot, too.
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@EdifacsSinned @minakimes Can't spell Dennis with DEI
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@ArtButSports @aytcunal @StephenCurry30 @TeamUSA @NortonSimon @Paris2024 I know this isn't breaking news but, man, this is such a cool talent to have, my guy.
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@HaydenWinks He's open though!
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@SamHarrisOrg Holy moly. I'm old enough to remember when Sam Harris was a rationalist. What a fall. I'll find somewhere else to get my mindfulness ✌️
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@FFHitman @jasonffl RIP Lazard King: 10/14/19-10/20/19
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@MyDinnerWAndrei @RTatum26 @BrettKollmann It's not like Brock is a 4 year vet, my guy.
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@BrettKollmann @hitm93u You could argue that, but nobody would hear it. Pitts is definitely an exception.
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@SidelineFilmz @BrettKollmann Because it's real embarrassing if people think you pay for twitter,
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@StephenKing I'm not familiar with her work, but she's in a book of female leaders that we read our toddler daily.
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@dieworkwear Why is Junior wearing mountain climbing approach boots and jeans? What a tool
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11 months
@BrettKollmann I agree, but I also remember this being the "correct" ranking then. Easy now to see how bad it was. Ruggs being the first selected was the true crime.
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@HaydenWinks Jayden Reed is the Deebo Samuel of Christian Watsons
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@BrettKollmann I haven't heard anyone say they're higher than consensus on him so maybe his consensus rank will just be lower than expected.
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@minakimes "Vocation as a wife and mother" is so disgusting. None of these bros would describe fatherhood as a vocation.
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@CoachspeakIndex You don't see many more meaningless statements than that!
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8 months
@BrettKollmann I think if he's drafted top 5 and he ends up as "only" Delanie Walker, I think that's ok to feel disappointed about. Not heartbroken, but disappointed.
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@Phil_Lewis_ This fucking rules and I'm as atheist as I get. I still stand by this guy, even though we clearly have different beliefs, because he's an actual good human. It's refreshing as hell.
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@The_Amit_Rana @StephenKing You paid for this site? So weird.
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@CDCarter13 I fixed the blurb. Hire me @RotoPat
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@Vince1o7 @AdamSchefter This dude pays for twitter
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2 years
@JacksonWheeler5 @thedailybeast I suppose I should always use a /s. I hate this guy. He's a monster. I was using his "apology" that he used with the press yesterday.
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@theqbschool @nytimes Saints twitter could never handle the bears QB school treatment 😂
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2 years
@The33rdTeamFB Bears easily won this trade. Not particularly close. DJ Moore is just so, so good at football.
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@CDCarter13 What an unexpected turn
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@jon_bois Damn! If his platform and policies didn't win you over, maybe his personality can. Time will tell.
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@MTGSecretLair Changing the foiling process to allow for cards not to be marked and illegal is too much. Erasing a little penis is an easy fix.
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@DonWLong @neiltyson I'm certain rationality depends zero percent on theology
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@CleBrownsMuse @SharpFootball The worst homer take I've ever seen right here.
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@GKuhlenschmidt It really is filled to the brim. It’s like an infinity pool. How the hell did he carry that thing?
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@The33rdTeamFB @GregJennings Drop Drake out entirely? He's looked great when they throw it to him, but that offense just throws historically low volume. That's a bad take or a simple mistake.
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Counterpoint: Brian Thomas Jr. (6'3", 209 pounds) Adonai Mitchell (6'2", 205 pounds) 40-yard dash: Thomas (4.33 seconds) Mitchell (4.34 seconds) 10-yard split: Thomas (1.5 seconds) Mitchell (1.52 seconds) Mitchell has a real NFL QB
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Friendly reminder: Size: Brian Thomas Jr. (6'3", 209 pounds) Xavier Worthy (5'11", 165 pounds) 40-yard dash: Thomas (4.33 seconds) Worthy (4.21 seconds) 10-yard split: Thomas (1.5 seconds) Worthy (1.49 seconds)
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@BrettKollmann Can you include Summoning Salt? It's sports adjacent.
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@2Hats1Mike @DavisMattek My wife is an avid ultrarunner and the other doctor in our practice. She knows your pain. Achilles stretching is key, consider a zero drop shoe for your trail runs (we both wear Altras). Eccentric strength training. Get on YouTube and check out the Alfredson Protocol for PT.
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@theashleyray @IanKarmel I'm having a hard time believing that was 16 years ago. I've still not gotten over the deaths of Carpoolers and Pushing Daisies.
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@caseyrmcintyre @arosegregory this is so incredibly sad Andrew. I only started following you and your brothers from Punch Up The Jam but as a guy around your age, with a wife and kids around your wife and kids age, I am so sad see this. I will truly have you and your family in my thoughts.
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@IanKarmel Can't spell sciance without Ian
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@Sherman_FFB The only reason I think he's a fullback is because both the coach and team have referred to him as a fullback.
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@BrettKollmann Him being so, so good and the current Browns QB flaming out of the league in spectacular fashion is cinema.
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@elliottv50 @theqbschool @lucaspatrick62 They are failing Fields so hard. He's doing all he can on his own, but these plays and philosophies are so bad.
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@Antdotdotdot @BrettKollmann This is actually the perfect view to show how purely the medial structures could be torn. Hard to say, but his leg is exactly bent sideways, not forwards or backwards, not translated anteriorly or posteriorly.
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@depthsofwiki This guy absolutely sucks
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@SaffronOlive "After we spent a couple days investigating ourselves, we can confidently say we did nothing wrong! Also, how rude of you guys to say our public facing head judge should face criticism? That's bad stuff by you, not us." Though the other Meg getting too much heat really sucks.
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@CharlesRobinson Literally rape. Why are they couching it in other terms? This is rape.
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@TDavis248 @ProFootballTalk Good point. Police officers choose to put themselves in the line of fire just like Black people choose to be targeted while Black. Those are equally defensible, right?
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@andyholloway 1. He played terribly last year. Abysmal. 2. He's firmly on my no draft list. Fantasy is supposed to be fun. He sucks to cheer for.
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@BrockSnorwood @ColoradoDOT It's almost like the entire state told you to stay off of 70 for a full week before the storm.
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@RotoPat Dylan Laube is the Sean Tucker of DeWayne McBrides
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@datavizuals Plus he's a UDFA who got his job by beating out a real life first rounder and fantasy top 3 pick. Playing on an objectively fun offense. Likeable-ist guy in the league.
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@thedailybeast No, it's cool. He's sorry he may have triggered you.
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@theqbschool Hello everyone and welcome to the QB school. Justin Fields is back. Love the zone reads, gap runs, little play action. I don't love split flow action, though. I find it just too slow in today's NFL.
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@somegaveall @Ihartitz Wan'dale Robinson current 17-game pace: 245 targets 218 receptions 630 yards 2 TD Don't fact check me.
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@CSpills @FFHitman @andyholloway Yea, Mike. Who cares about analytics, measurable speed, and statistics. This guy says they're slow, they must be slow.
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@theqbschool Weird that Jacob pays for twitter too. Who would've guessed?
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@TheFFBallers Russ and Tua. Not even close.
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@Sherman_FFB And Likely outsnapping Andrews. Who saw that coming.
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@BrettKollmann Was just thinking "this game is the perfect 'how can anyone believe in momentum' example". Wildly different thought processes, it seems.
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@depthsofwiki
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@ryansbergara It may feel like forever but Mahomes is only 28 😬 as a fellow bolt fan, it's a lotta years of this left.
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@Sherman_FFB I've got no sympathy for Browns fans who still consider themselves fans. Cheering for an out of state ownership group who actively brought in an objectively bad person who is also bad at football along with the only coaching staff who would agree to roll him out. That's on them.
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@austingayle_ Stefanski would be up a creek if his QB got hurt, I'm sure.
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@AdamSchefter It's important, when you have a stance built on discrimination against women and sexual preference, that you make sure to double down on it.
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@katienolan Dulé! He's the best! Sorry, Katie. Would usually pull for you. Not this time.
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@jasonffl @datavizuals I truly don't get what makes his inactive status unique? It wasn't like 10 minutes before the game, right? It was an hour and a half beforehand.
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@CleGuardians Can we get a Guardians logo rainbow hat? I've got plenty of the new C hats.
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@Ihartitz Here's the thing. From a physics standpoint, him being in the air saved him from a much worse injury. It looked awful, but thankfully no ground reactive forces pushed back from the hit. I love Michael Pittman and I'm hopeful they do right by him. Probably looked worse than it was
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@TheFFBallers Voters are drunk. Jason's team runs over the other two. Those RBs and WRs up top are so much better than the other starts, then Jayden Daniels? Love it. Goff pick isn't doing anything there, but didn't have any team needs by then.
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@youprollymad @WookOfficial @bwc617 Blocking is harassment. How soft are you?
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@CDCarter13 Gabe Davis > Tyreek Hill confirmed
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@The33rdTeamFB It's Fields by a country mile right now.
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@mosconml @theqbschool @CrashNBurned1 It's five bucks for a month. How much less would you want to pay for one hour and a half video?
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@lsv That was atrocious. Unbelievably bad. I know next to nothing of Sanderson and am staunchly areligious. I still felt uncomfortable for the guy! What an awful writeup.
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@XpPotions @Phrost_ @SaffronOlive I've never heard a pro reserved list argument from anyone but I also avoid MTG finance bros like it's my job.
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@TomPelissero @RapSheet This tweet should probably be a bigger deal. How could it ever be left up to the team to make the right call? How did the NFLPA agree that was in the best interest of the players? That's awful.
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@BrettKollmann It's just a bummer that's what it takes to get the apology. He's still only sorry he got aired out. Once again, you're a good dude 🙌
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@MattHarmon_BYB I'm in love with how the @UnderdogFantasy guys @joshnorris and @haydenwinks are approaching it. Kinda looking into why they're doing it and who the personnel actually is, rather than just "Evans is the next man up! It's surely him!"
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@lsv It's crazy that his defense is largely "he didn't like how robotic/inhuman the judges were". They're supposed to be! They should be "understanding" and impartial, not making emotional decisions. Weird write up from him more than anything else.
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@jon_bois The year is 2050. The Future generation's Jon Bois finds this stat and writes an entire video about the unlikely fall of the 2024 Boston Celtics, set to a synth 2020s pop music backing track.
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@andyholloway Use code "FOOTBALLERS" at Better Help for 10% off your first month, including grief counseling @FFHitman
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@arosegregory @sportswithjohn I might choose "I am a ghoul" as a response to about 80% of questions. It's too good.
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@BaldyNFL @packers @ChicagoBears Impossible for me to watch bears film and think "they need Caleb Williams!" Maybe they do! But Fields hasn't been the problem. Play calls and personnel are atrocious.
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Didn't know Rashee was converting to QB. Big if true @CDCarter13
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Rashee Rice just posted this on his Instagram story 👀🤔.
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@MattHarmon_BYB "I appreciate you bro" after reading these jerk tweets. What a guy.
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@electrolemon They're passing, not interacting
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@SaffronOlive Maybe it's because he's so vocal in the community and people don't remember how good he actually plays, but LSV is absolutely on this list.
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@SaffronOlive Replies are, shockingly, all behaving. Good work, Magic twitter.
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@_Paytience_ @benbbaldwin I'm firmly on board with this and just wonder if it's kind of because football is a business and RBs are some of the fans favorites. Yea, they like winning, but cheering for players puts people in the seats. Like, you pay up for CMC or Zeke because they're an identity.
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