Mike Wright
@FFHitman
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The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @theffballers and @spitballerspod | he/him
Phoenix, AZ
Joined August 2011
Gardner Minshew once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just, The Islands.
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I’m currently in the process of watching one of my family members fight for their life due to complications with covid. They made the ‘personal decision’ to refuse vaccination despite our pleading and education. Please mask. Please get vaxxed. This is an us problem. Please listen.
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Ok, now I feel bad. This kid just had the best night of his life and it’s torched. Not sure what happened with potential “gamesmanship” by Shanny. But Mason shouldn’t be collateral damage.
Jordan Mason was upset during the postgame press conference . After the game he told reporters that he was told he was going to start on Friday. Kyle Shanahan was asked about this and said that this wasn’t true. This was Mason after all of that:
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Kyler is actively choosing not to target or even look at McBride. This is so insane.
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I officially cannot handle these teams spending insanely high draft capital on ‘offensive weapons’ and not featuring them.
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Had to say goodbye to this magnificent beast today. My best friend for 12 years. Goodbye Darla, you will never be forgotten!
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1. You made the man work on Christmas .2. Those cleats were 🔥 🔥 🔥.
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Soooooo, like holy crap man. The Mark Andrews era is just over? Like over over??.
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How I look in the drive thru when I know I should get the grilled chicken but I order the baconator, a large fry, coke, and a frosty
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You ever lose in your most important league on Thursday night?.
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Aaron Rodgers without Mike McCarthy: 18-4.Mike McCarthy without Aaron Rodgers: 2-5.
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My names Mike, I finally benched Miles Sanders and I lost because of it.
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In the past few days Antonio Brown has:.Turned helmetgate into a paid endorsement.Massively upgraded his chance at a super bowl.Major upgrade on his qb to pile up stats.Could make 14 million dollars.Could sign a big free agent contract next year.If hes crazy, hes crazy like a fox.
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Dez Bryant reading about Eric Decker's retirement from the Pats
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If you've never experienced this joke, take the 4 min and enjoy.
The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television.
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When you wake up and see Antonio Gibson is a RB1 through 10 weeks:
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Trying to convince my wife that this is what my kids would really want for Christmas
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A very special alternate/better ending from my #AWSCloud .spot with my new BFF @AaronRodgers12! Yes, I'm still freaking out that this exists!
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Ya’ll ever hit the trade deadline in your league and just end up hating everyone in the league for being so incredibley stupid?.
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Unbelievably disappointing. Men, we have to be better than this. I don’t care what was said, unaccountable behavior. Whatever suspension comes down probably isn’t strong enough.
KC Chiefs Running Back Kareem Hunt Brutalizes and Kicks Woman in Hotel Video
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Probably gonna put him in a Das Boot.
Shanahan: Christian McCaffrey (Achilles tendonitis) seeing specialist in Germany.
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Do I have the time and endurance to respond to every losing patriot fan in this thread???? Yes. Yes I do.
Imagine posting this and then losing at home to Ryan Tannehill. Gonna be real embarrassing. (This tweet will self destruct if the pats win).
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I struggle with depression and anxiety. If you struggle as well you aren’t alone. You aren’t a weirdo. You aren’t crazy. Things can get better, but you need to talk to someone about it. Seeking help for mental health is a sign of strength not weakness #BellLetsTalk.
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With all the jokes we make about players retiring mid game…I think Antonio brown may have actually just done it.
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That game turned into one of the biggest fantasy football Monday Miracles/Nightmares I can remember. So many matchups swayed.
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I actually really like this idea. Not all receptions are created equal. What do you all think?.
@ScottFish24 Tiered Ppr.Catch 1-9 yards .25.Catch 10-24 yards .50.Catch 25-39 yards .75.Catch 40+ 1.00.
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So basically so far in 2020, if you drafted the RB 1/2 or WR 1/2/3, you had a bad pick.
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Tags was a true real one. Kind. Generous. Devoted to his family. Incredible at his craft. He will be missed.
I am heartbroken to tell everyone that @MikeTagliereNFL passed away peacefully last night. We are so thankful for your support and prayers over these past weeks. Tags appreciated all of you more than you could know. He wrote this 6 years ago and I think it’s just perfect .
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Aye-Corum-Ba.
Sean McVay says Kyren Williams will be the Rams’ punt returner.
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All 3 of my children ganged up on me last night playing Mario party. They were successful. But I was just successful removing them all from my will.
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I honestly have no clue the right call on Keenan. BUT - I'm gonna play him. I have accepted the possible consequences and hindsight analysis. If you're joining me, I wish you luck.
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I had massive depression problems in high school, still have struggles even now. This is not just idiotic click-baity talk, this is truly dangerous messaging for all struggling with mental-health. Not calling to cancel Skip, but we can't accept this as entertainment.
Skip Bayless is obviously in his line of work for clicks and attention. We all know that. But what he said about Dak Prescott on Thursday is so awful and void of any shred of compassion. Just wow. What an absolute shame that @FS1 let it be on television.
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Matt Rhule says he is not expecting Christian McCaffrey to play Saturday vs. the Packers.
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dude. dude. what is going on with this man.
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When people are searching #thiccsgiving for thirst traps only to run into fantasy football twitter
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You gotta be freaking kidding me here man. There’s bad tweets every day, but this. holy freaking crap man. Sick to my stomach #StopAsianHate.
I’ve decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I’ll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain’t America great?.
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My Week 1 in League of Record so far:.Started Mark Andrews.Lost Higgins indefinitely .Lost Jordan Love indefinitely.Played against Barkley. But we will rise from the ashes!
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My son is walking round the house singing Peaches by J Bieber:. I get my peaches down in Georgia.I get my wheat from California . 🥴.
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You paid a running back $63 million dollars. to use 3rd string players by the goal line.
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Dobbs remains a national hero.
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Breaking News: The Bears are attempting to trade Mitch Trubisky for David Blough midgame.
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Packers picking soon? Who’s the best long snapper still on the board??.
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I’d like to file a missing persons report for Kenneth Gainwell.
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If Jordy Nelson wears a pair of jean shorts, does he become Jorty Nelson??.
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QUACK QUACK QUACK, mr ducksworth.
Antonio Gibson is wearing a Mighty Ducks jersey. Plz adjust all ranks accordingly.
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yeah, its an advertisement. but this is a message that I am very passionate about. please watch it if you haven't already. kudos to Gillette for this.
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Being a dad means letting your kids take over the big screen for Goat Simulator and you watch the NFL Playoffs on a tiny little tablet
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In unrelated news, I will be pants-less for the remainder of the weekend.
Antonio Gibson is the first rookie to score 3 TDs in a game on Thanksgiving since Randy Moss in 1998 🤯 @brgridiron
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I've fought depression my whole life. It can get better. Even though it feels like you are the only one who can understand the pain, you aren't alone. Please reach out to someone, they will listen #BellLetsTalk.
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I’m sharing a team with my boy for his first fantasy draft. He is going all in on zero-rb. I will be slipping testosterone supplements into his food.
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Give the man what he wants!.
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This guy gets it!.
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The pup is out of surgery. Little turd ate a towel and some plastic :/ but they said surgery went smooth as possible. Appreciate the well wishes everyone!.
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For the Ravens backfield: wherever I felt comfortable drafting Dobbins, that’s the same spot I’d feel comfortable drafting Gus Edwards now.
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Bears’ HC Matt Nagy said today that his starting QB for Sunday’s matchup against the Lions will be a game-time decision.
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Dear Kenneth,. I believe our solution to handling mark andrews involves a few steps:. 1. turn your shower on.2. enter the shower, birthday suit or fully clothed, doesn’t matter.3. weep uncontrollably .4. Start him again next week.5. Go back to step 1.
@FFHitman . Dear Mike,. I also invested in Mark Andrews and have received little return. How do I fix this mess or must I sit in it?. Respectfully,.Kenneth the Downtrodden.
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Wut in the freaking world was that chipotle commercial?? Holy crap.
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Me overhearing people talking fantasy football at a restaurant:
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It's ok to not be ok. You aren't weak. You aren't less than. If you're suffering with depression or anxiety, it sucks. I spent most of my life there. I promise things can improve and the color of life can return. Reach out, ask for help. #BellLetsTalk.
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