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Colour blind supporter of West Ham United. Proud to have served Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in the Royal Air Force

Peterborough, England
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Ian Turner
2 years
@julesk158 @SeanLaPrawn After joining the Boy's Brigade, through my time in the Air Cadets, the RAF and beyond into civvy street I have always shown respect to any coffin I saw. Even when driving I acknowledged them by bowing my head. It doesn't matter who the deceased was, it is common decency.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@JKCorden @celinedion Love her voice but sorry that picture does her no favours, what is going on with that eye shadow?
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Ian Turner
2 years
@PrezNewblood @MadScientistFF BODMAS always applies and you don't need brackets in this instance because multiplication comes before addition. What you do need is to get the correct numbers though, fries = 1, so 5+1*10=15
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Ian Turner
7 months
Looking for some car recommendations for my daughter. 17yr old takes her test soon. Car needs to be small, cheap to buy (under £2k), run & insure. What do people suggest? @BBC_TopGear @JeremyClarkson @ParkersCars
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Ian Turner
2 years
@MH_WHUFC_ I regularly stand by the wrong seat at away games, so I can be with mates, but if the person who actually bought that seat wants it I will gladly move.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Chris_Mills_ @RobertZamora25 @nathw3289 Nope - Wonder Woman. Nothing to do with the massive Irons unfortunately
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Ian Turner
2 years
@CP_J_3_3 @PrezNewblood @MadScientistFF What do you think BODMAS/BIDMAS is? The order of operations lol.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Depheruk @RishiSunak @BBCBreakfast @GranadaReports Are you doing anything about the guy who is happy to risk these people's lives to earn £100?
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Ian Turner
2 years
@dorward_i @darren_tv @ScottishBantrr One punch on its own could kill someone, so smacking him several times after already breaking a cue over his head resulting in the other guy then smacking his head on the floor could easily result in serious and/or life changing injuries
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Ian Turner
2 years
@StanCollymore Thanks Stan, that is a lovely gesture, can you DM me please
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Ian Turner
10 months
Amazing to think that it is already a year ago when @StanCollymore made a dying man very happy by visiting my cousin Neil in his hospice. Thanks again Stan, for what you did for Neil and my family. We will never forget it.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@craig_killie @Stevros1988 @Jelly86 @btsportfootball He didn't 'block' anything. Ridiculous act by the player and he deserves the red card
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Kent_Hammer27 @RebelsAnimal If we were meant to live a meat free life we would have different teeth for starters. I don't care what @RebelsAnimal say I will make my own choice whether to eat meat, fish or a veggie meal. Committing a crime to try and bully others is never going to work.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@petelumsden @BedsFA @MartinPowell3 @FA @FootballGrf Hopefully he is sitting in a cell now. Awaiting a trip to court in the morning.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@DM21___ @Peterhoest All Cedric is interested in doing there is stopping Son, which he does with a nudge in the back as Cedric turns away from the ball, showing he has no interest in playing it. easy call for the ref to make and VAR would have just confirmed his decision
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Ian Turner
2 years
@everestwhu Why Christiano Ronaldo and Sui? This is a West Ham United shirt, not Man United
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Ian Turner
2 years
@WTFCsupporter @refsupportuk Surely a prison sentence is called for?
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Ian Turner
4 years
@PeteBuc10428221 @piersmorgan @CosmopolitanUK Are you fat or muscular? Either way I suggest that you are the exception the majority who are overweight are not fit. I am nowhere near your height/weight but I class myself as obese and totally agree with @piersmorgan that advocating obesity is not healthy.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@paddypower Chelsea wearing dark blue with Liverpool in dark red would have made it much harder to view for millions of fans with a CVD, especially in the shaded areas of the pitch.
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Ian Turner
6 years
@LeonKnight_ This is where @DHSCgovuk Services need to get involved. That child needs removing from her obviously violent & abusive home and shown that there is a better way.
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Ian Turner
3 years
@itvfootball 100% penalty - at Old Trafford. Glad the refs in the Euros are stronger, especially the VAR officials
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Louu_5594 Everybody has a right to their own opinion. However being disrespectful towards a person who has devoted her whole life to the service of this country, on the day she passes, is bang out of order. I do not agree with the violence carried out upon her shop but I do understand it.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@SkyCricket That has got to be one of the greatest one day internationals ever. 7 weeks of competition decided by the very last ball possible. Absolutely bloody fantastic.
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Ian Turner
6 years
@Ellison_Reed @Kevinhorlock6 @Oliver_B_Lupton Has he been playing at all? One goal shouldn't make up for an otherwise invisible performance. England looked far better when he was injured, imo.
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Ian Turner
2 years
One of the highlights of the @WestHam trip to @viborgff was the town itself. So clean & tidy, we even saw someone brushing down the walls of a pub. This amazing looking graveyard is a prime example of how well manicured the whole town is. Fantastic views across the lakes as well.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@UKRave @benonwine Except he didn't say he HAD 6 eggs (past tense) he says he HAS 6 eggs (current tense). That reads like he had 8 then broke/fried/ate 2 leaving 6. Therefore the answer could be either 6 or 4 depending upon the meaning of the first statement.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@bazza080808 @Fundmanagerthr2 @hq_thekonsept Can't tell the difference between a female and a male golfer though
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Ian Turner
10 months
@InstantKarma0 In the UK the shopkeeper would be arrested and the thief would sue him.
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Ian Turner
3 years
@BBCSport How many times does a player need to dive before they are booked for simulation?
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Ian Turner
1 year
@Geraintclarke03 @refsupportuk How are you going to a) get all of these new fresh refs and b) retain them with all the abuse they get because they are fresh?
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Ian Turner
6 years
@RyanMKiii @BBCSport Warnock wants him banned for an extra game
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Depheruk My ex wife was supposed to have had a boiler fitted on Thursday but they never turned up and no contact either. They have had no heat or hot water for 3 or 4 weeks now and no idea when it will be fixed.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@MarkyP20 @talkSPORTDrive Except the technology isn't accurate to be that precise. There is a built in error of several CM between camera frames currently.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@WegotNext12 @yobitchdaisy So someone in a relationship should be looked at as single, because you can't have a bf/gf as an adult? lmfao
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Ian Turner
5 years
@GaryLineker What is amazing is how many people thought they only had to turn up to win the whole tournament. They may not even qualify for the later stages now.
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Ian Turner
6 years
@mickeysaunders @winner5515q @COYSBrandon @piersmorgan If there were that many fans milling around there would be videos all over twitter and fan sites. Nobody knows for sure what the pilot did/didn't do at this stage and it isn't time to speculate. Show respect to all those who died and don't make up stories just because you can
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Ian Turner
2 years
@ElBastardo85 @Ethan_Whu_ Did you win that final? If not then you failed.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Sam6WHU Not a chance Emerson plays left back over Cresswell, who has been one of our best players this season.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@StanCollymore So does my cousin but he unlikely to ever see them play live again due to terminal cancer :(
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Ian Turner
2 years
@CasperRaavig @FBAwayDays Clearly not in Qatar because of the alcohol.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@rioferdy5 @ManUtd I thought West Ham was home ;)
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Ian Turner
5 years
@SkySportsNews @HKane More accurately - Kane to face no further action because he is England Captain.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@uzairu_danjuma @UnitedOpinions3 @DeadlineDayLive What that means is if he is guilty he would be better off admitting it. Why would anybody plead guilty to a crime they hadn't committed without a very good reason, such as protecting someone else.
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Ian Turner
3 years
@refsupportuk Hardly an apology to the referee, more like a statement designed to placate instead of being sincere
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Ian Turner
5 months
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Ian Turner
1 year
@refsupportuk I would want to be in position to see where the ball falls, judge offsides and also to judge tight goal calls. The chances of an offence in the wall are very low and even from his position the ref can spot a high arm blocking the cross.
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Ian Turner
1 year
@Depheruk Fantastic, but I am curious why you have bought them table legs 🤣🤨
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Ian Turner
6 years
@ohgoodgrief2 @Tim_Vickery No cheating and skullduggery? Did you just watch the game? Colombia were easily the worst culprits but England players aren't angels. They were also trying to cheat at times.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@VideoDeadGaming @TansuYegen @TheFigen Good luck stopping a kidnapper (or worse) by showing them a mobile phone lol.
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Ian Turner
10 months
@refsupportuk Sorry, but at best that is a careless challenge, at worst reckless. He has slid in and missed the ball due to it deflecting off the attacker and then makes contact with the attacker. Anywhere else on the pitch and you would be giving it as a foul, so why not here?
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Ian Turner
1 year
@jamiewhu01 There are definitely cheaper alternatives available, IF you are prepared to do the research. The amount of people I see asking for others to do the research for them is ridiculous. "tell me the cheapest way to Prague" ffs
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Ian Turner
2 years
@TheIncredaG @onesoccer The whole of the ball hasn't gone over the line
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Ian Turner
2 years
@rioferdy5 Never sure who 'we' is when you are talking Rio. Seem to have forgotten your roots.
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Ian Turner
3 years
@gary_killington Can't recall ever leaving a home game before the final whistle myself. The atmosphere at the end yesterday was fantastic, totally belies all the so called fans who refuse to accept that it is us who make the atmosphere, claiming the stadium won't allow it
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Ian Turner
3 years
@Foz_original @rioferdy5 Difference between accidental and deliberate for starters
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Ian Turner
11 months
@JackCBellamy18 @tspncalcio @KitCrimes Even though it means 8% of us can't make the teams out clearly? White kit means no clash affecting the colour blind fans. @colourblindorg @cbfootballfans
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Ian Turner
2 years
@JackLebeau66 Name and shame him but why do you need his family details?
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Ian Turner
1 year
@SkyNews Maybe those who organised the protest should share her jail time
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Ian Turner
3 years
@Otto_English I really don't understand how it can be ok to take an illegal weapon and shoot 3 people (killing 2) in cold blood. To me that is premeditated violence resulting in a death so surely at least manslaughter?
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Ian Turner
2 years
20k steps done so far doing some sightseeing around Bucharest, time for a beer and chill time.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@chris230470 @refsupportuk @Cheshire_FA They replayed the game that was abandoned due to their abuse of the referee? They should have been thrown out of the tournament.
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Ian Turner
1 year
@speedmeatrider @NickTheInventor @stuarthazeldine @StoolFootball Even if he was the captain he has no right to talk to the ref like that, let alone push him.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@BBCRadio2 Can you please be honest about this. There is NO CURE for colourblindness, so you can't 'correct' the condition. There are some glasses that can help certain variants of CVD, by enhancing the contrast of some colours, but they will also reduce the clarity of other colours.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@joe200953 Chilwell played the ball then the two accidentally collided. Bowen left his foot dragging, possibly hoping to get a penalty. It wasn't a foul but it was different from the one above.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@robsnodgrass7 A lot of credit has to go to you Snoddy, for the amount of fundraising and support you have given the family, along with all of the other fundraisers.
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Ian Turner
1 year
@kc_mcqueen @FCAtherstone @hinckley_afc 2 questions:- 1. Why is the keeper wearing the same colour as the opposition players? 2. Why is the keeper allowed to be so far off his line? @colourblindorg @refsupportuk
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Ian Turner
6 years
@KJO59 @Sadat_Yazdani @22mosala @FA There is a huge difference between banter and racial abuse. No excuse for the latter anywhere in football and I am embarassed to hear this sort of rubbish being condoned at West Ham. It lets us down and is not clever in the slightest.
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Ian Turner
4 years
Good job I'm not bothered about watching #LivMun as it is only the socks that is different in the kit. Disability discrimination should not be happening in 2021. #1in12 #1in200 . Time for @FA to really step up and ensure it doesn't keep happening. @colourblindorg @cbfootballfans
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Ian Turner
2 years
Having a beer and food with friends in a very sunny Denmark
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Ian Turner
7 months
@JoshSweatStan @ArdenS59328 @OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest never heard it. Heard plenty of classic tracks featuring Ozzy though.
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Ian Turner
6 years
@traceywarnick @piersmorgan He needs locking up - preferably with some real victims of abuse, so they can show him what it really means.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@tuxedobunnie Is that your knowledge as a Legal Practice student? I think I will get my legal advice from someone a tad more qualified.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@xXxJ0DIExXx Riding in the back of an estate car/van or riding a motorbike without a helmet
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Ian Turner
6 years
@TomDown3 Anybody who refuses to support their nationl team because one (or more) players is a star from a club rival really needs their head examining.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@zxxMUFCxxz @R0MYSH @btsportfootball Fabinho may not have intended to use his knee, but he clearly slid in with the intention of playing the ball, the fact he didn't play it as he would want is irrelevant, so the goal should have stood, imo.
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Ian Turner
6 years
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Ian Turner
8 months
@refsupportuk Clearly the commentator doesn't know the Laws and current interpretations either. No surprise there.
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Ian Turner
1 year
@Depheruk Do you get these people to apply for the grants that are available for those on low incomes, to cover your costs?
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Ian Turner
9 years
Now in stock 145/178cm tall Extra Width Chiminea Covers. Made from waterproof taffeta. http://t.co/lVYFJU1bvc http://t.co/YHtciVYWM5
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Ian Turner
2 years
@carolvorders @juicemaster 15 days at a retreat and you have lost a dress size? wow congrats. what does it cost and how much would a fat old fart lose there?
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Ian Turner
6 years
@BBCSport Disgusting. The biggest match in their history and fans will be forced to miss at least part of it because of an incident totally out of their control. Surely a 30 minute delay won't hurt?
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Ian Turner
2 years
@KillerHeels_UK @Johnjam10John Both sets of Danish fans have been absolutely brilliant, haven't they? I can totally understand why people say Denmark is such a wonderful place to live.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@colourblindorg Isn't it about time that ALL children are routinely screened for CVD at school? Preferably in year 1/2 so their needs can be catered for. Schools also need to consider #colourblind parents when holding evening presentations.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@whucentre His performances are far from awful anyway. Our best player against City and decent enough in the other two games. Unfortunately we have many melts following West Ham who can't see past the 2 red cards he got last season.
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Ian Turner
5 years
@SkySportsPL If he had done that to a West Ham player he would have been sent off. Violent Conduct is the same no matter who it is against.
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Sam6WHU Our weakest position is up front and yet you retain Antonio there? Move Antonio to LW where he naturally drifts and get a proper striker in
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Ian Turner
3 years
@JoshLocke23 @RichardBuxton_ LMAO Michael Oliver is one of the best referees in the world
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Ian Turner
2 years
@Rossmac212 The child will bounce, but it will get badly hurt if it land on top of the glass
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Ian Turner
5 years
@TheRealPurpleXP @petelumsden @BedsFA @MartinPowell3 @FA @FootballGrf So a totally different story from the one in the original Tweet?
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Ian Turner
2 years
This is awesome lol
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2 years
Once...i'd do it once..then let it grow out 😇🐶 🙋‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Ian Turner
2 years
@a_joelwilliams @paddypower Thanks for thinking of millions of others and deciding that they are not worth considering. How would you like to watch a game where the only difference between the two sides was their socks?
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Ian Turner
3 years
@SkyNews What was the point of the injunction if they are allowed to block the roads anyway?
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Ian Turner
2 years
@pocketsheppard @Football__Tweet Which of these was his 'one' club lol
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Ian Turner
6 months
En route to Freiburg with a couple of cheeky ales 😂🤣
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2 years
@xXxJ0DIExXx @chrishemsworth My younger self wouldn't care
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2 years
@julesk158 @SeanLaPrawn Wow. If you bow your own head why is it wrong for these children to do it?
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Ian Turner
10 months
@gloryglorytott Sorry but I can't see how abusing an old man in this way is at all funny. Neither is it funny to let off an extinguisher that could save a life.
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