Mr Impressionist
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🇯🇲 I tweet about Mental Health, Wellness and nonsense sometimes. I also run my own social enterprise supporting people with their mental health @Mellofluence
London, England
Joined June 2021
First of all sorry you & your friends loss. To anybody who has a health concern and do not feel they are taking it seriously. they did the same with my mum. Here what I did that might help you too:.
My friends Mum kept going to the GP complaining of stomach pain, and they kept telling her to lose weight. Anyway, she died of stomach cancer, leaving behind 3 kids. Don't let these GPs put everything down to your weight pls.
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When you rub this on her cheeks, so it glistens during the backazzz.
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Sometimes I stay calm in situations where I actually need to move as mad as they have if not madder.
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All the Jamaican via penetration babes are struggling with entry-level patios… interesting.
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Hearing this much repair work just for the whip to not pass the MOT is crazy.
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Plucked up courage to move to my gym crush she said I took too long because she has a man now. Whats worse she said I missed lay ups because she always asked to jump in my sets, Bro I'm doomed. #foreveralone
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Started my placement today and my manager is a black woman…God is GOOD!.
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In case anybody thought I was joking I'm being deadass
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm slapping this hinge profile today!.
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Wait why are they publicly outing each other but hiding the man? Don’t half way suicide bomb, commit to the ting babes.
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Gotta run these back for the evolution
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?.
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As a community we all honestly went
Nah the shout that left my body???????.
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Video/voice Record your appointment you do not need them to consent to it whatsoever. It is not illegal for you to do so. Explain that is so you have an accurate account of the appointment.
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Ask the GP if they are making clinical judgement in accordance with the GMC guidelines and NICE guidelines. Request that they put their clinical decision in a letter.
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@korejay 🤣🤣Brudda I just thought the babe had an eccentric workout. More time I always offer for people to jump in between sets.😅 I'm not tryna end up as a tik tok tale.
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If they agree that is your evidence for a second opinion and possible breach of guidelines where they can lose their license. Especially if you are still experiencing symptoms and no referrals were made.
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Her outside the studio right now
Now Steff has to get up and go studio in dressing gown and slipper. What if she had plans today skskksksks.
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Hello Hi 👋🏾 Nope its just a crush, attachment issues and relational validation are not the same. The bastardisation of clinical terms needs to stop pls & tenkU.
you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention.
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@d0lliana Based on the crashouts, he is absolutely a real lover. Yearning for her while next to her, I hear it.
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If they say no or that isn't required you can report them to their GP and to the GMC for incompetence. As they are no giving you person-centred care.
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Bro the landlord need to get bagged no fire alarms were fitted because “he believed he was under no obligation to have them installed.” & Social service didn't remove the kids??.
A mother has been found guilty of manslaughter of her 4 sons . The children were two sets of twins, Bryson and Kyson aged four and Leyton and Logan, aged three all 4 boys died in a house set on fire by rose as went to the shop. Deveca Rose, 29 of Sutton appeared for trial at the
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Per these guidelines, you are supposed to get an accurate assessment of symptoms and an appropriate treatment plan. So any invasive scans diagnostic assessments required are supposed to be done.
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The NHS also has a negligence fund that you can be paid from for any fees incurred as a result of the proven negligence.
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Dating someone you truly like, who likes you back, is scary. it requires vulnerability. Embrace the discomfort, face the fear, and let it grow. Love isn’t perfect, but it’s worth it. Wherever you are on your journey, I hope love finds you.💕.
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The comments are weird, All because she says nobody should settle for nonsense, let people safely explore their sexuality and advocate for practicing safe and consensual shagging. 2024 is truly the year of real lovers and haters.
Relationship expert, Oloni announces she’s no longer engaged to her fiancé.
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If you aren't referred for anything you can report them to their GP, if that doesnt work, NHS England and if you've done all of that their is the Parliamentary & Health Service Ombudsman.
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She basically threw a pardna for her gastric and didn't give anybody their hand. #TreacherousLiar.
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Use all evidence gathered and they will ask what your outcome you desire.
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Finding out Vybz Kartel is free after someone ran off with your Pardna money would be my 13th reason.
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@Jcvee231 He is blending and layering different palettes of colours and shading. Elephant probably tryna take over the world.
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Booking holidays to shag & vibe in new locations with your babes >>>>>.
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Whats mad is she reached out and said “I'm a girls girl” wickedness. Nah that's some nasty work. All because of failed talking stage…she got some demons over there.
No… Maïa’s dad got her chicken and waffles one time.
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**UPDATE** 🙂↕️🤭
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Now THIS was a moment just vibes and good energy man
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm slapping this hinge profile today!.
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@xixnya I said braids in there…I can't lie I know in a few years the circle gonna break and someone gonna bait out who was in the room.
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I offer sessions for £20, a brudda came to one and didn't want to accept that money couldn't solve his problems I referred him to a specialist.
“Go therapy” . Yet you don’t want to open your wallet for the person to go to therapy … why? . Cause you know it’s not cheap. Olodo.
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Yes hinge works but right now this is my brand in there (This actually worked btw)
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Avoidant. If they weren’t interested at all, they likely wouldn’t respond or engage. Remember: Avoidant attachment often means keeping a distance while still showing some interest, even if it’s inconsistent. Whether you accept that or not is up to you.
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@Befireal Dunno where you fall in that bracket but them friendship breakups during this time be painful.
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I call this Intimacy Dysmorphia,when you’re constantly sexually desired but not romantically chosen, leaving you questioning your worth beyond attraction. It’s the paradox of being wanted but not loved, and over time, it warps how you see intimacy, validation, and self-worth.
Being sexually desired but not romantically desired is giving people emotional brain damage out here.
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Yes, because you are white woman commenting on the topics of interracial relationship dynamics within the black community and its various subcategories including colourism, texturism and privilege dynamics within our community.
@eyaw_ So because I’m white I can’t have an opinion on a discourse that is currently flooding Twitter? Ok man! 💋.
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@leslie_kkkay Was healing a break up and honestly just thought it was a lovely babe with a essentric workout routine.
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Whenever a babe asks me if I can cook I just send them this. The flag ain't there for decoration 🇯🇲
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Be a yapper.Yes babes tell me how the hair shop run our of the ombrè and you had to get the maroon. Tell me about this documentary where the man kill da gyal and you couldn't believe it. Yes babes yes
What’s your silly strict standard? .Mine is you MUST be bilingual at a minimum, but I prefer 3. If you only speak one language don’t bother.
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@korejay LOOL too real . the maddest thing is I broke up with my girl months back. So I wasnt paying attention to no babes in the gym. I hear you tho, don’t want a babe getting the wrong idea from simple respect and conduct.
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This girl actually got a pic of us made in my favourite anime (Gundam Seed). Lover girls ain't dead after all
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Imagine you can't run banter with your babes…thats a sad experience.
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In today’s episode of “That’s not what that means”… . Projection isn’t “making something up.” It’s unconsciously attributing your feelings or traits you can’t face to someone else. It’s a defense mechanism to externalise your discomfort, not invent truths about others.
projection is such a crazy thing cause it’s like… you just made that up lmao.
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@DaKaysz 🤣🤣 I could see it still Its ok but badially No matter how much she changes her appearance, it doesn’t fix the problems with who she is as a person.
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That Sam brudda seems like a weird yute, like my spider senses are tinglings and telling me he a weirdo #loveisblinduk.
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I say I'm not tryna get entangled with nobody till summer, so you send me a snap of you in a thong saying “Just so you know, it jiggles”. You see women.
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@seaofknees_ Not always because sometimes people need to be reminded they are utter bastards.
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To all my survivors, today you might see some nonsense takes, even from friends, family, or people you like. Remember to be kind to yourself, it’s okay to step away for a bit. You don’t need to endure any more discomfort. Especially today.
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Seeing a brufda love his woman out loud is the type of ish I need to see more of on my TL.
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I was really out here yesterday giving a whole talk on Mental health in the black community & personality disorders 🙌🏾🎉🎉🎉
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Some people aren’t searching for love. They’re seeking safe spaces to heal from wounds you didn’t cause. They crave your attention & warmth but not you. I’m not a slow burner; I know when it’s real and when I’m just comforting a lonely heart.
We listen, we don’t judge. Lovers edition:.
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When Jesus is feeding the 5000
What if Jesus was Jamaican, say how you think he would preach to the people.
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First thing she done is put me on to the black fellowship that can support me in progressing after I qualify. 🥺.
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Abusers test boundaries like water seeking cracks in a wall. Minor breaches can become major, if unchecked. Imagine someone pouring water over your wall of boundaries, finding leaks, and wearing them down into holes. Guard your walls; don't let small cracks turn into gaping holes.
When I heard the saying “Men don’t joke…they just laugh after they say something fucked up to check YOUR temperature on things” it changed EVERYTHING for me.
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@dxstinyy00 @trysapphire The closest thing I can think of is like a game on his console or fav food. But I honestly don’t think there is one 😅.
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Absolutely have and will because love isn't some endurance contest.
No one gives up on the person they really want.
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@xixnya Loool one argument and its “These times you were on onlyfans lines ups in uni” long for man😭.
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Examples of this: .- In & out of relationships (A new ting every 3 months.) .- Changes high-level careers frequently (Less than 3-6 months).- hyperfocused & sensitive about their physical appearance ( Does not consider themselves physically good enough).
A symptom of low self-esteem is chasing something not because you truly desire it but because you want to prove to yourself that you can get it. You end up in a cycle of chasing things then disposing of them because it’s never about the thing, it’s about you questioning yourself.
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Any practitioner of BDSM whether Profession, casual or vanilla knows you ain't testing f*ck all without consent and agreement between both parties on limits in a way that is safe for all.
I can’t believe this . “Consenting adults” but “test out during the moment” …
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Its not that I'm ok being alone, I just don’t seek the quick comfort of sharing my presence with just anybody to feel good.
Why are y'all so ok with being alone?.
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Jesus when Mary enter’s the last supper fete
What if Jesus was Jamaican, say how you think he would preach to the people.
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Do you know how utterly disgusting a human you gotta be to 🍇 a female orangutan. But the fact 35 armed officers found it difficult means man were putting up a fight for that.
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Sorry to you but this is the literally definition of what is always in the dark shall always come to light.
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And before anybody try ask if I am qualified because unlike some people I don’t teef people dem pardna money
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All banter aside, I know some amazing Single mums, who are thriving. Balancing life, love and raising a whole human sometimes with nothing but God and friends. Even dated a few it ain't easy but they will always have my respect.
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You know there were some eloquent threats being said “you've trespassed into a domain where mercy is scarce. My patience wears thin. Leave now, or become a cautionary tale for any who dare follow. Choose swiftly, your fate is in my talons”.
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Someone said its because the leader of the group gets married first so we follow 🌚.
Once one man gets married in a friend group, the rest follow fr. Give it 2-3 years.
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Wasteman is not deep enough an insult to call you. It shall do for now
Congratulations to @realDonaldTrump on your victory. The UK has no greater friend than the US, with the special relationship being cherished on both sides of the Atlantic for more than 80 years. We look forward to working with you and @JDVance in the years ahead.
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Representation matter…but anyway lemme get back to work ☺️.
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Respectfully I only want woman who want me. I’ll step forward if she step forward too. If she set pace Imma match that. All these games ain't it.
Stay away from women that want you first.
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@bambied_ @Shomicita How did he not become an unsub himself and start catching bodies is just mad.
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