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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
Right. I’ve watched MOTD. Havertz should have seen red, Bruno shouldn’t, the goal was fine, and Arteta should be fined for his ridiculous comments. Arsenal were dirty, whinging, timewasting, diving cheats, and got exactly what they deserved #NEWARS #NUFC
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@FBAwayDays I think it’s fine - most of us have done it - but you keep your gob shut and don’t celebrate if your team scores, and (without advocating violence) if you do get a kicking you’ve no-one to blame but yourself 🤷‍♂️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
5 months
Incredible pass from Bruno and a perfect run and finish from Isak. Yet Martin Keown and @BBCMOTD only mentioned Spurs’ high line and dismissed Isak as a “speed merchant” 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️ #nufc
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
My favourite moment of the night - glad it's recorded! #NEWLEI #NUFC
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
Remind me - which of these strips was it that caused outrage from opposition fans? 🤷‍♂️ #nufc
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
Said it before and I’ll say it again - what a nasty, dirty, cheating shit Harry Kane is. Shove a player to the ground, kick him, grab another player, then fling yourself to the ground at the slightest touch. Embarrassing #EVETOT
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@SkySportsNews Anybody denying this and calling him a liar is part of the problem. You are victim blaming. Whether it was Arsenal fans, Newcastle fans or internet trolls, it happened and it’s unacceptable. We should be united in opposing the racists, regardless of who they are.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
This was a good season for #nufc to get top 4 because several “big” clubs have had poor seasons… but… if we get 73-75 points that would have been enough for 3rd in most seasons anyway (sometimes 2nd, rarely below 4th). So other teams’ “bad seasons” are irrelevant. Deserved.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
3 months
@kendallrowanx @FA Can we sack a manager mid-GAME???
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
7 months
Why do so many clueless Man U fans think Ashworth will work on gardening leave? People just don’t do that in any industry - the potential risk to reputation and cost of being sued for consequential damages for contract breach is too high. Even Man Utd aren’t THAT stupid. #NUFC
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 month
Oh - and since I overslept and didn’t make it to the counter-protest as planned, I’ll just leave this here… #NUFC #NoRoomForRacism #Newcastle
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Pathetic lack of class. We’ve had a tough run of games, lots of injuries and everyone is knackered - and they had 14 minutes of injury time across 2 halves. Pep and Man City showed more class in every respect and I’m looking forward to seeing Liverpool win absolutely nothing
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@CalumWatson02 Think you might be in the same place as me! I got out of the top bunk when the bottom was empty and it tipped over on me!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@ChrisJ94_ @LeeDForster Loads of us took rubbish bags and were trying to keep it tidy. It was difficult because there was nowhere to put the bags and it was so packed people were tripping over the bags and ripping them open. But we did try to clear up
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@HalifaxFCWomen You’re making our players sound like the bad guys, yet we offered a later kick-off time and private facilities so you could prepare and watch the game. This statement is disingenuous and unprofessional. Very disappointing #NUFC
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
7 months
@FBAwayDays Good for her! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @UtdwithPride
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@I_am_Xr @nancycoleITV @CallumMckeefery Local journo gets a story that’s interesting and relevant to local people. Cafe gets free advertising and an outpouring of support. Even if she doesn’t actually care (I’m sure she does) it’s still a win-win. Why do you care?
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@ChrisLFC34 @micksellars @premierleague @Arsenal @afcbournemouth @NUFC @SpursOfficial Newcastle supporters biased in favour of a Newcastle match. More at 10.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
4 months
@WestHamPlace And were robbed of a second win against the other semi-finalists… but there are fans of other clubs who would claim that it was us that let the co-efficient down’🤷‍♂️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@RossRoseInsider “Average IQ”? Guess I better give my Degrees back… and we’ll not mention Stephenson, Swan, Armstrong, Parsons, Merz, Earl Grey, Grace Darling, Capability Brown, or so many other world-changing names from the north east. Guess you missed “research day” on your “journalism” class?
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@NewcastleFansTV Premier League to vote tomorrow on whether international suspensions should carry forward into the league…?
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@SkySportsPL So we’re just ignoring that Niakhate also played the ball - clearly deliberately - after Felipe and it was his ball that hit Longstaff? Definitely not offside regardless of whether you think Felipe’s touch was deliberate (which it was)
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@ga11agbon You’ll be fine. Nobody will know who you are 😉😁
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@Amysday1 @RachaelLilley Superb. I, and many others, took bin bags and were trying to keep things tidy, but it was difficult when it was so busy people kept tripping over the bags and we had to keep refilling them. Superb that people are still trying!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@alex_crook @ToonMouthTyne 2 minutes’ silence, national anthem, and black armbands all round. Surely that’s more respectful than everybody sitting at home bored.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@CFCoe8 @BBCMOTD The protection *Man U* get is unbelievable…
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@AThomas_10 Go look up the definition of “parallax. From that angle you simply can’t tell whether the whole of the ball was over the whole of the line. And it wasn’t 🤷‍♂️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@NUFC360 Honestly I like the current one best. Looks smart without being too complicated. I don’t like the round ones as much - maybe because it’s all the fashion now and I’m on old fart
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@AdamP1242 I’m driving down from Cramlington to the game - prepared to come as far as York to pick you up if you can get there in time?
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@BBeutah Same old Arsenal, always cheating
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@ToonReviewStato @beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys What kind of family man would choose Newcastle, with its proximity to the beautiful coastline and countryside, over the traffic, pollution and crime of London?
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@premierleague “Because there was a handball”? No there wasn’t. Appalling decision again.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@Carabao_Cup @NUFCgallowgate @NUFC Unlike the Man U fans who didn’t make any noise except when they scored and were happy to wave the scarves those nice Glazer people gave them for free…
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
9 months
Bit early 🤣 #nufc
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@TimesSport Rubbish. Nobody is complaining about the time/wasting - though it’s true we didn’t like it, it’s a valid tactic when playing away against a better side. What we’re talking about is the sheer hypocrisy from Arsenal after the complete meltdown Arteta had in January
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@SkySportsPL Fully deserved as well. Much the better side, against cheats, divers and referees
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Steve Mallam
2 years
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
9 months
@JordToon Most of the actual Villa fans I’ve spoken to have been fine. Though I still haven’t really forgiven them for the mockery on that day in 2009!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
11 months
All you lot and your AI pictures of St James’ Park just aren’t thinking big enough… #NUFC
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
9 months
A few empty seats in the lower stand but fucking impressive considering the travel problems! Well done #NUFC fans 👏👏👏👏
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
11 months
@FBAwayDays @Nusc2023 Hope they get treated the same way if they do ever get an away cup draw 🤨
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@ToonMouthTyne We qualify and that means Man U or Liverpool don’t, which is a HUGE problem in terms of attracting players and FFP budget given their enormous wage bills. Lovely 😊
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@liannesanderson Didn’t realise the original “United” - Sheffield United were playing in London tomorrow. Of course Newcastle were only the 2nd United - though Sutton, Oxford and West Ham were still ahead of Manchester Reds… who may win but will never ever be United.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
7 months
@CharIieBennett Sorry, but I a completely disagree If I became aware that someone repeatedly posts poisonous and nasty transphobic comments in a public forum, they wouldn’t be welcome as customers of my business either 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@Saidosaun The vast majority of clubs have never won a trophy. If someone only supports their club because they’ve won trophies, they’re not a true supporter at all in my book, just a plastic glory hunter 🤷‍♂️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
9 months
@SkySports_Keith @kendallrowanx Out of curiosity, how would anyone define “our recent record”? My daughter is at Uni now, but was still in primary school the last time we played them…!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@ToonMouthTyne As a biased Newcastle fan, I honestly hope he doesn’t. He should, and Gordon deserves it, but I’d much rather he get the rest!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
8 months
@ToonPolls The genius of this is that I really really REALLY want to post my result 🤣
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
That’s pretty hard-core that - well done! #nufcrayo
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@SkySportsPL Kieran Trippier - joined a bottom-of-the-table side, dead certs for relegation, and set the standard of effort and professionalism for the rest of the team to match. We might have made bigger signings since, but none would have happened if Tripps hasn’t been first
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
5 months
55(*) @SwedishMagpies in the @theberrypub . What an effort these guys make to get to a match! 👏👏👏🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 (*not all in photo 🤣)
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
9 months
Just had a call from the #NUFC Box Office to say that the offer of the loyalty point for the @NUFCWomen FA Cup match was in error and no LP will be awarded. Hopefully there will be loads of returns now for those you who didn’t get one!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@BBCMOTD Is he confusing “Champions League” with “Championship”?
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
4 months
@SkySportsPL Oh imagine that - an entire panel of Man U players and one of them who always seemed to have a disliking for us wants to have a pop. Embarrassing panel selection from Sky. And a bit ironic of him to accuse other of not being as tough as they think… 🤣🤡🤣
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Steve Mallam
1 year
@ToonPolls @SkyBet @England “Newcastle feel”? If that was the case we’d have had Nick Pope, Dan Burn and Joe Willock in there too. At least.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
9 months
@LeeDForster @JordToon We’ve even had recent practice at playing in a stadium with loads of empty red seats…
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@ToonPolls @andysmith199two C. Poke myself in the eye with a rusty spoon
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@OllieTheParr @agbnufc_ @GrahamHehir @Carra23 We didn’t care if it was banned - we care about the fact it was clearly targeted at us, and the fact the media narrative is that we are the ones affected.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@ToonPolls FA said he wasn’t registered in time, so big Joe went down and sorted them out. The paperwork was then “found”
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@NOWSport @premierleague Newcastle finish above Man U and Liverpool
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@worflags I spoke to somebody with a flag outside the ground “scuse me mate, did you bring that flag with you?” “Yes mate I did - don’t worry, I’m not nicking it”. And he unfurled it to show me. I felt a right divvy 🤣🤦‍♂️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@yakobper90 You have allowed it by not being as good at football as us. Hope that clears things up? #nufc
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
Lovely to see @charlottehope and her dad in the queue for the east stand. Didn’t want to interrupt but when she spotted my True Faith @tfNUFC hoodie there was no hiding! Been meaning to share a photo for ages so I hope I don’t look TOO bad in hers… and a 1-0 win too so CLASS!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@NUFCgallowgate I did wonder why there were so many of “them” still there at 80 mins… obviously all undercover Mags 🤣
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
11 months
@ToonPolls @FrancisChipp At this point I’m expecting the club to start feeding Frank genuine transfer tips to throw other clubs off the scent of who we’re looking at!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
24 days
@stevewallwork I have no slagging available for anyone other than Brereton Diaz (cheating diving twat), Yukinari Sugawara (slightly less egregious diving twat who got Hall booked) and Craig Pawson (utterly incompetent twat)
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@AdamP1242 I think my experience in the Bacchus was worse, Adam. I had to watch the whole match… 😡🤷‍♂️
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@NUFC360 Never trust opposing managers when they’re nice BEFORE the game, but when they’re still nice afterwards with nothing to gain you know it’s genuine Whatever we think about the clubs, Pep is 10x the manager that Klopp and Ten Hag are
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@ToonPolls Mitro’s penalty against us at the Leazes last season was quite special!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
And again??? Kicked the ball away is a textbook yellow! This is getting ridiculous! Referee having a shocker #Lionesses #ESPENG #womensWorldCup2023
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
We are doing a minute’s applause for Christian Atsu on the 30 minute mark, right? #NUFC #Atsu
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@NUFCcook That Villa Watch kid, who is obsessed with us and doesn’t seem to actually support Villa. Some Villa fans think he’s a Birmingham City fan - I reckon Sunderland…
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Steve Mallam
3 months
@NUFCgallowgate How can anyone look at that and seriously claim that Liverpool and Manchester *aren’t* in the Midlands? 🤣
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Steve Mallam
1 year
@NUFCgallowgate @EASPORTSFC But he’s not smiling… obviously doesn’t even want to be in the game!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
5 months
@ToniEvansParody @JohnPaulBennet6 What I’ve just realised is that he when he says “Burnley level transfer budget” what he actually meant was “a transfer budget big enough to buy the entire town of Burnley”…
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Steve Mallam
1 year
@ToonPolls Thought we were sloppy, got absolutely nothing from the referee, and yet it was still close. Disappointed with the result, but we’re getting closer.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@agbnufc_ A dull 0-0 between two mediocre teams is exactly what we want though, so it’s fine with me.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@ToonPolls @craigscott1101 I personally think we should all stay and drown out the presentation with Blaydon Races and Eddie Howe’s Black & White army… It’s not like their lot will make any noise!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
8 days
@SupportersNufc Call me (slightly) old fashioned…
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
@RichySouthern I hope we stop blasting music at full volume as soon as the game ends - I can happily sing “tell me ma” without waiting for Doris Day to get through the verses…
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Steve Mallam
9 months
Is it too early to be heading into town for the match? Because I’m heading into town for the match…! #NUFC #NEWMIL #NeedToPaceMyself
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
2 years
@GraemeBell_NUFC @brunoog97 All those numbers at the bottom need changing to 99 too…!
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Steve Mallam
10 months
Haven’t seen it mentioned and I didn’t quite catch a photo but how fucking good was it when we were chanting for Tino and Tripps or Wilson (I *thought* it was the latter but suspect not) shoved him forward on his own?! #NUFC #MUNNEW
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Steve Mallam
1 year
@zoe_geks Can’t understand why anybody would choose to live in Milan when they could live in Rome, Florence, Genoa, Pisa… been to them all, and all except Milan are wonderful cities. Milan is a dump. Almost as bad as London.
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
10 months
@Bob_Helpful @TFMick1892 Fair point, well made - but I’d argue it was more objective and accurate than Martin Keown’s whinge 🤷‍♂️😁
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Steve Mallam
4 months
@SkySportsPL He’s 100% correct. Referee missing that is fine. I’d be annoyed, obviously, but it happens. VAR missing it is inexcusable and defeats the point of all that time we spend sitting around in stadiums waiting for allegedly “better” decisions.
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Steve Mallam
6 months
@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Do you know what’s “out of order”? Throwing a triple somersault when you lose the ball, rolling around clutching your shin screaming when you weren’t touched, getting up whinging, then immediately playing on when you realise everyone is ignoring you… That’s what’s out of order!
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Steve Mallam
11 years
@RichardDawkins Surely we have MORE right to mourn the loss. Shouldn't Christians be HAPPY about their loved-one going to heaven?
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Steve Mallam
2 years
Going down the timeline “liking” every single post of Murphy waving 🤣 #SOUNEW
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Steve Mallam
1 year
Any reason that wasn’t a penalty for Tarkowski on Longstaff? Horrible challenge #EVENEW
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Steve Mallam
2 years
@lauriewhitwell What a load of rubbish - I’ve seen time being wasted against us far more than by us. Blatant attempt to set a narrative and influence referees, by a dirty team who get more favours from the referees than any other.
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Steve Mallam
1 year
@Bastors1_ @FabrizioRomano From the 4th team in the 4th best league in the world to the 4th team in the highest rated league according to FIFA? Downgrade how?
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Steve Mallam
1 year
@ToonMouthTyne If I was a betting man, it’s an expansion pack for Helios!
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@SteveMallam
Steve Mallam
1 year
Quite busy down by the canal! And hot. It’s very very hot #NUFC #Milan
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7 months
@NUFCMurph @ToonPolls If it was guaranteed to be 6 points, but doubtless for us they'd introduce a new rule that all points deduction need to be rounded up to the nearest 100...
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Steve Mallam
8 months
@WestHamPlace If they think anybody is getting Osimhen for under £100m then they definitely DO need medication!
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2 years
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
2 years
NEWCASTLE SNATCH IT IN THE 95TH MINUTE! 🤯 Bruno Guimaraes has grabbed his second of the afternoon and it secures the victory for #NUFC 👀
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1 year
@F365 Fill in the blanks: According to reports from ___ based on information __________ us ✅ that we made up this morning ✅
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Steve Mallam
10 months
@100evS @ToonPolls You’re misunderstanding the burden of proof. Ref gave the goal, so you need to prove conclusively there was a foul or *deliberate* handball. If you watch the full video, Gabriel is falling over before Joelinton even gets there. Just bad defending.
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Steve Mallam
2 years
@SkySports_Keith No way was there only 8000 - according to Google that would be over 16sq ft per person but at the peak you could barely move!
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