Steve Herbert 💙🌈 🌊
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Rational Kiwi and keen follower of the Bizarro world of US politics. Blue all the way. Trump is nuts! Poet for hire! Find my two books on Amazon...
Northland, New Zealand
Joined August 2019
Just a wee piece of doggerel to celebrate Trump's humiliating debate performance. Feel free to add your own verses - there's plenty of material I haven't yet covered - tilting at windmills, sharks, Epstein, E Jean Carroll, Indictments galore.
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@LSTrip44 Good news. This is what good government can do. PS You probably know already, you have a typo in your name - non sum (not nom sum).
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Great how the weird thing is working. The trick is to piss Trump off until he has a major meltdown. I reckon reminding him that the only reason he won the '16 election was because he cheated - confirmed by his conviction in the hush money case. Let's remind him EVERY DAY!
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@RCdeWinter A fishing trawler netted me; I knew there'd be a catch;.A dating site employed me; I was fired without a match. A dairy farmer thought I'd do; alas, no more I've heard;.As cocktail waiters come I went -- shaken but not stirred. What? Still here?.
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@RCdeWinter A matador with gore galore, I tell you that's no bull;.Librarian? I shelved it, for my CV's far too full. I could've been a thousand things, but now I'm overjoyed;.There's no way I can lose my job -- I'm flaming unemployed!.
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@ElijahKay2022 @gtconway3d . and he left the keys in the tank, so actually he doesn't know how many local hooligans took it out for a few late night spins and gave their mates rides.
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@RCdeWinter And even stranger than before,.This expert was a labrador!.4/.The dog soon saw he'd have no luck.At rousing the departed duck;.He gave his golden head a shake.Confirming there was no mistake. And as poor Bob was grieving still,.He was presented with the bill.
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If you fit into multiple categories do you get to sit closer to Satan? I must admit I skipped vegetarianism so I'll probably be in the second row - but that's probably close enough to feel his fiery breath, right?.
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@RCdeWinter I could have been an astronaut, but got too starry-eyed;.Then lion-taming tempted, but I didn't have the pride. I started on a novel once, but soon I lost the plot;.Translating's fun, mais quelle dommage I'm not a polyglot. more. .
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@RCdeWinter I tapped a plumber once for work, but knew I shouldn't force it;.Then did a stint at The Royal Mint -- I knew I could out-source it. A nanny once, I kid you not; a lawyer with no will;.I trained to be a dentist too; I'm sure you know the drill. Nearly there. .
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@RCdeWinter I tried out for a butcher, but I didn't make the cut;.I opened 'Doors R Us' but then that opening sadly shut. I worked at making windows, but I found it was a pain;.A Wall Street broker hired me, but I made a loss a-gain. still reading?.
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@Feg_PC @RCdeWinter @MartyTa94849826 Can't go to the bathroom. It's full of boxes of top secret documents!.
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My turn???. Only 24.5K away from 25K. Will follow back anything Blue.
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So here's a grand plan. We all know there are more than 70 photos of Trump and Epstein together. Let's all choose one every day from now till Nov 5 and post it here and on any other social media. Flood the zone. Here are some to start:.
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@gtconway3d Morally repulsive is accurate, right on point. I must remember to use it more often!.
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@RCdeWinter 1/ My poetic version - won't fit in one tweet. A duck was Robert's favourite pet;.They paid a visit to the vet,.And, "I'm afraid," the good man said,."Your duck's not poorly; he's quite dead!". Bob cried, "No! It can't be so. He swam and quacked one hour ago.".
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@RCdeWinter I sailed upon a racing yacht, but waved that life goodbye;.I turned to printing T-shirts -- what a job! I'd rather die!.A doctor with no patience, a teacher with no class;.A soccer-playing failure who couldn't get a pass. Just one more. .
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@RpsAgainstTrump She dun good!. Looked really strong. Forced to dodge a question or two like when she refused to diss Biden, but gave as good as she got in riding over Baier's attempted bullying.
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@DocAtCDI Just now I put my underwear on without having to sit down or lean on something for support!.
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@borgbait @ZeekArkham She probably thought anyone with half a brain would know why it was archaic. just a hint, it's about muzzle-loaders versus fully automatic and about militia versus fully-equipped military. No need to thank me.
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@JoJoFromJerz You got 850 replies in 6 minutes, so I doubt you will get to this one!.Not strictly a funny one but right up there 'The Princess Bride.'.
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Of course #TruthSocialSucks.
Barry Diller calls people who invest in Truth Social "dopes" because "it's a scam, just like everything he's ever been involved in" . Many people are saying that if enough people tweet #TruthSocialSucks, the stock will tank. OOPS. 😳.
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Gonna need about twenty seasons for this!.
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@RCdeWinter I tasted viticulture, "All sour grapes," I have to whine;.Could have made it as an actor if I'd just recalled that line. Podiatry was a shoo-in until I met defeat;.A copper's job's arresting -- I'm so sad it's got me beat. still more. .
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@BlueStormComin1 This is Womble - the sweetest dog ever. For sure he loves Harris and Walz. And if he ever came near Trump or Vance you'd be surprised how quickly he could turn into a raging attack-beast!
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I replied 25 which I guess is what you wanted. However, that of course doesn't take into account that the RHS has the extra weight of one more balancing bar and one more base-plate (plus, if we're being finicky, the weight of the strings. That makes the true answer undetermined.
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@creativewaves Lily the Pink was originally by The Scaffold (a Liverpool band) Poet Roger Mcgough wrote the lyrics - he was a member of the band. I don't recall the Irish Rovers version of that but I do love the Unicorn song and remember quite a few of their others.
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@thejackhopkins I believe the scattering of the ashes was more so that there would be no known burial place and hence nowhere for 'disciples' to come to pay their respects - a more disturbing explanation. .
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@jrfree2023 @AdamKinzinger Agreed. The chickens are definitely on her! They stopped to chat. The 'untrainable' dog was obviously not on a leash or in a cage.
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@MarkJacob16 . and a decent percentage will be rounded up and held in concentration camps because they have brown skin.
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I'll tell you what is NOT happening. No one is buying or even reading either of my poetry books! try this one for starters - guaranteed to make you giggle, guffaw, chuckle, LOL and quite possibly make you snort your coffee out your nose.
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@adbodine @KarenAttiah Hi, Austin @adbodine .Way over here in New Zealand I can see that Trump is chickenshit. He won't debate her and God help him if she agrees to his idea of matching cognitive tests!.He kowtowed to the leaders of both China and Russia - not so much Iran - not his kind of dictator!.
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@LisaWetzelberge @gtconway3d @lisawertzelberge, @gtconway3d Agree completely. Everyone should be doing what they can to fight against the menace of Trump and trumpism. This is what he can do with his profile and respected position. What can the rest of us do?.
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@TheMagaKing2_0 @JoJoFromJerz Your party, including his chosen running-mate, called him Hitler as well. I wonder why?
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@MomsPostingLs @Morbidful Or. just possibly he didn't know that he's need a huge bloody plane loaded with thousands of litres of jet fuel. Get back to your conspiracy group.
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@JudeeSnodderly I live in New Zealand. We all saw how George Floyd died and it wasn't fentanyl. I believe the autopsy found he had fentanyl in his system but it wasn't that that killed him. I can prove it. Lend me your neck for eight minutes while I kneel on it!.
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@Corey47788556 @MuellerSheWrote Yes, he has to comply but he will be able to assert privilege on some aspects of what the DOJ wants to know. Pence and his legal team have been negotiating for some time over his potential testimony. The subpoena is just to make it official and make it look less like he's a rat.
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@stephaniemain2 hell, I'm not much of a gentleman, but he should probably be on the outside of her to save her getting splashes and fumes from passing traffic. And of course that would also free up his sword hand to protect her from roving bandits.
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@ACTBrigitte @JakeEvansGA @RichforGA Didn't turn out so well for the lat two candidates he endorsed in Georgia. Don't you get it - a Trump endorsement is as good as a poison pill/\.
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Great poem. You nail what is happening in the US (which quite possibly is spreading to other countries already).I'm appealing to poets, writers, artists, actors, singers, YouTube creators, anyone who has any sort of influence to do whatever they can to spread the word.
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@AntiquarianMuse @realDonaldTrump I can confirm that from New Zealand. Trump is recognised as a joke and, sorry to say this, your country is held in some degree of disrepute for ever having elected him in the first place.
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Shitshowfuckingdisasterclusterfuck. Pardon my German!.
Donald Trump's presidency was one of the worst in American history! In ONE word how would you describe it? 👇 👇 👇
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@thejackhopkins The only good thought is that meadows may well be in hiding because he has flipped and is getting ready to give damning evidence against Trump.
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@InspiringU2 HONK! HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!.
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To be perfectly frank I was OK with media showing Trump's ALLEGED press conference today. We see him reading from a PREPARED speech and still being BORING, RAMBLING, LOW ENERGY, LYING. All the exact opposite of Harris-Walz. Should propel more Trump supporters to abandon him.
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@claytoonz @elonmusk That's clearly what he meant, right? And yet we see a Repub sympathiser on one of the news shows today trying to claim that he meant cutting inefficiencies. Luckily there was someone there to push back and get him to look at the full context.
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@jratcliff @politvidchannel @thomaskaine5 Correct that they have no source and possibly just invented this, especially the 200 part. On the other hand, there is a very good reason to delay this until next year - all the effort and resources are concentrated on getting the kingpin locked away first!.
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@KellyScaletta @Acyn Kellyanne lying again. Not much has changed - well except for screwing up her marriage and distancing herself from her daughter.
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. well I guess if he means fans who are prepared to commit a violent insurrection, assault police officers, smear feces on walls, attempt to hang the vice-president and the Speaker, believe that he is Jesus,,,.
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If you don't get it yet you're way too dumb to get it even if I explain it at a five year old's level all over again.
Can anybody explain to me why Alex Jones has to pay 1 billion to the sandy hook families? All because he thought it was a hoax? So, can President Trump sue all the people who called his assassination attempt staged? How does this work?
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@RedHibiscus23 @MiaFarrow Sorry, but he's done it before without choking like this. Not sure I like Woodward's guess, but there was definitely something up - illness of some sort perhaps, but it would have to have been one that nobody spotted ahead of time.
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@RCdeWinter "What's this?" cried Bob. "Don't be absurd!"."Five hundred bucks for one dead bird!". "I feel your pain," the vet replied,."And though it hurts me deep inside,.My fee I waived, but then you bought.The CAT scan and the LAB Report!".
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@DevonGoggins Hello @DevonGoggins What a lovely post! Except for all the BS of course. I'm from New Zealand and even I know that there are a whole heap of MAGAs currently in jail who all admitted that they were at the Capitol on J6 and that they committed crimes on behalf of TFG.
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So, getting Trump to demand an apology sounds like a thing we should all aspire to!. "Listless vessels" should be spread far and wide.
DeSantis Insults MAGA, Outraged Trump Demands Apology
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@aliciaandrz Hang in there. It took my wife years and several re-tries before she got it. Now she is 20 years plus sober. Can you imagine what a difference that has made to both our lives?. Treasure that chip and work one day at a time until the next. and the next!. Love from New Zealand.
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@thejackhopkins @MeghanMcCain If she's bitch enough to threaten it she's bitch enough to do it, but you know what?. If she had anything significant she would have released it by now!.
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Had a little skin cancer removed from the tip of my right ear yesterday. They sent me home looking like an extra from 'The Mummy!' Biggest problem was finding somewhere to hang my glasses. Wear a hat when you're in the sun, peeps!
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@MantaHunk I REALLY need to know and no one seems to be asking or answering this question. WHAT HAPPENS IF TRUMP HAS A TOTAL BREAKDOWN (OR DIES) BEFORE THE ELECTION. Please, someone with more knowledge give me your best reply!.
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I don't believe in astrology, but sometimes it can be fun. Trump is a Gemini. Geminis are:.moody.impulsive.two-faced.sarcastic.immature.anxious.overly dramatic.controlling and.fickle. Maybe it's time to start believing!
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Despite the reader context, I'd be suspicious as hell of any 'charity' that chose Mar a Lago as a place to host their event, especially when I look at this pic and see the same old Trumpy/Trampy hangers on. Why not name the charity so we can all avoid it?.
Trump is running a government- in-exile. He met with Victor Orban at Mar a Lago. He’s gets police motorcades like the US president. He tells the Republicans in the House what to do. He can summon a marine color guard to Mar a Lago whenever he wants.
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I know a little bit about racehorses - fast ones and slow ones! The fast ones who become sires, produce hundreds of progeny. Barely one in ten will even make it onto the racetrack and only one in a thousand will be anywhere near as good as Daddy. Trump's odds aren't good!.
Trump is smart because his uncle was smart! 😂.
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Because 'leapt' is a perfectly fine alternative to 'leaped' and where I come from at least is pronounced lept.
Why does my brain insist "lept" is the past tense of leap?.
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@gtconway3d @PsychoPAC24 There's got to be more we can do with this shark thing to really get under his skin. Anti-Trump protesters should buy up every shark costume they can find.
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@stevehillwriter Guess what? I'm due to have the top of my right ear lopped off soon. In NZ, the driver's side of cars is on the right. I wonder if having the right side exposed to the sun may have contributed to the cancer being there. Any left-siders out there with thoughts or experience?.
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@DanSmit21326682 @scorpiosoul9 @bynsny Get real! The tweet is not designed to attract voters. It's designed to give aid and comfort to all of those who are already going to vote Democrat and to rub salt into the wounds of anyone who ever thought the Mar a Lago Moron had the makings of a president.
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Yep, that's why he's selling bibles and sneakers and cheesy cards portraying himself as some kind of superhero. .
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@TheRealHoarse Best tweet seen today, someone looking forward to snaring an apartment in the E. Jean Carroll Tower!.
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I hear that #TrumpSmells trending all day really upsets Traitor McSmellybutt, so whatever you do, do not share this.
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@merrowchild Well, yes - but actually softened by humour. It's in my book "Forty-Four Fabulous Funnies.".
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Laura Loomer aka Laura Loser a far-right and anti-Muslim activist, white nationalist, conspiracy theorist. She ran in 2020 House elections, losing to Democrat Lois Frankel. She also ran in a Florida primary in 2022, losing to Daniel Webster. Supports another BIGGEST LOSER.
I am a journalist. I have credentials, my own media company, and a wildly successful show on @rumblevideo. I flew to Iowa to report on the Iowa Caucus, and I will be here all week. Today, I attended 3 GOP Presidential campaign events in Iowa. This morning I went to.
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Yep, and Biden's reply should be. At least they support me!.
Trump should start Thursdays debate by yielding his time to Biden with a simple question: . Can you name every member of your cabinet.
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@ronn214 @AWeissmann_ @JoJoFromJerz Mate, you need to pay more attention! At least two clear crimes - paying hush money itself is perfectly legal. Firstly, falsifying documents - he wrote the money off to business expenses. Secondly, campaign finance violation because he made the payment to benefit his campaign.
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@DogginTrump I was so keen to go I went to the site and i live in New Zealand. Problem is they wanted my Zip Code and to verify by phone. Bugger! I was so looking forward to attending!.
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Was Willie Brown on the plane?.
JUST IN: Donald Trump is seen walking from his plane after it was forced to make an emergency landing in Billings, Montana due to a mechanical issue. Right-wing influencers were quick to blame Democrats saying his plane was tampered with, even though it’s an old 737. I hope
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Media loves this because most of the tickets requested were from Dem trolls! More empty seats for sure!.
JUST IN: ⚠️ Massive lines forming at the Nassau Colosseum to see Trump in Uniondale, NY. The SOLD OUT event has a capacity of 16 thousand, however OVER 60,000 TICKETS were requested for the event. CAN TRUMP FLIP NY?
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@Sally_writes Well you know what that look is really saying?. "It wasn't me that pulled that big ol' branch down. No, really, not me. Uh, uh! Nope. No way. .
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Yet.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Kamala Harris isn't the President.
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Ditto from New Zealand!.
Canadian here. I can't explain how badly the rest of the world wants a woman of color to be President of The United States of America right now. It would signal hope vs the absolute chaos we've all been dreading for some time. 🇨🇦 Go Harris.
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@GamingDrudge Dear John,.sorry to have to tell you this when you are clearly already distressed, but I have a new man. his name is Joe and he's a Democrat and a liberal. We'll be getting married in three months at DisneyWorld. BTW I have changed my name. Love, . Nancy.
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