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@creamlyn_
All I see is a lil kid observing courtesy by politely asking you if you can end the call while stating her reason. 🤔
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@Moyoscoooo
Oh God 😂😂😂, I can imagine him saying this on steering, then apply indicator to enter the next street, please he better not be using glasses 😭😭
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@KingEsene
Lmao 😂 very relatable, if it's not Lagos, Abuja or any area I know very well, especially if it is in a rural area, I'll rather go to the Òba or Baale of that area first.
Land matters are beyond English and suit.
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The switch from hoping my mum will get up as soon as I arrive and request that I hug her as usual, to purchasing casket this time last week.
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This week test me in every aspect possible
But I never saw losing my mum coming 💔
It's all happening too fast.
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There's no need waiting for judgement day, just judge yourself already.
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Someone called me on WhatsApp with an unknown number, I didn't pick not only because I don't know the number, but dp is a lady hold her child.
I don't want to hear "I know I should have told you since, but this is your child"
I can't start buying pampas in this Tinubu economy 😭
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"If you find a bag containing 50 million Dollars Who are you calling first"
Must be memory card, if you don't geddidork and go and hustle before you "IF" your future away.
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Congratulations to me too, I don't know what it is, but in advance 🙏
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One of those times God proves himself again especially in the hardest kind of situation, and it just got you in your feelings. Mood
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When your sleep is interrupted when you're just getting it, but the best you can do is keep mute every damn time✌
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Exactly a month today and it still feels surreal
Keep resting mum.
This week test me in every aspect possible
But I never saw losing my mum coming 💔
It's all happening too fast.
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I was at this police station earlier today because my client was arrested as early as 10am drinking at the bar of one hotel, after drawing the attention of the station officer to the provision of the Alcohol Act, this officer legit called me "Alcohol lawyer" 😭😭
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@Don_SNL
@MobilePunch
This is exactly what is not clear here
Are we just discharging them because their temperatures has been normal for past few days now or what?
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@KingEsene
Leave am, until you go to court one day to move the court to foreclose the Defendant, then the couple that you've boldly to the court their marriage had broken down irretrievably showed up in court wearing to-match and your client (the petitioner) is even pregnant.
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@Nazannwa
An Amotekun since day one 🙌
Still helped you cross road after showing him you're not a butty 😁
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Lmao this pattern is mad, no way in, no way out
She's left with picking her most preferred curse from the list!
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You're resting too much and taking way too less risk for a thousandnaire.
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The way I lowkey pray in my mind for new couple at every wedding I attend, because before you know it we're already filing divorce talmabout marriage has broken down irretrievably.
Y'all should stop rushing to "SAY YES" ffs
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2025 is just 11 months and 30 days away. What have you achieved so far? 🌚
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Meanwhile, it is a new year here, my birthday, thanking God for the privilege and blessings.
Looking forward to an amazing year, we go again!
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If I hear that Yoruba adage again: "ori ade o kin sun ita"
Abeg where's oba of lagos going to sleep this night?
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Omo
@sisi_alagboeko
must have set her default reply to "Alright", love it
Somewhere watching anime and probably eating amala while Alright is just dropping on the TL at intervals.
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"Hello Barrister good afternoon, there's one issue I want to tell you about"
ME IN 2021: Good afternoon, what is the issue?
"So ztypwsqahfgjklmvcnbtiodsalkx, what would advise me to do"?
ME IN 2021: It'll cost you
#40
,000 to tell you what to do or give you my opinion.
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Upper week was fuel scarcity/increment, last week was cybersecurity levy, are you ready for this week??
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I just hope this regime won't take us back to the time armed robbers mark houses for operation, because the hardship is alarming.
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Must be crack, petition since October 2019, and you're just calling me in September 2020, very useless system.
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Lmao what kind of tactics is this, how can unarmed protesters cause a jailbreak without any death recorded from prison police guns. Same police that have been killing peaceful unarmed protesters.
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Lmao fgs, ogbewu😂
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Where's he running to ffs
2023 presidency: Yahaya Bello is under pressure to run, says Kogi commissioner | TheCable
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You'll get fairly used of everything in Nigeria, because what is that refurbish British accent ffs
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This person is really funny.... "Once again my apologies"
For an assertion tantamount to an attempted murder of her professional career??
@iwejuo_joyce
I didn't see the need to defame you and I have pulled down the tweet and apologised sincerely.
Once again my apologies
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The amount of invites and hangout I've turned down this year alone is ungodly, I just hope we have an understanding.
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To everyone currently cracking their heads or eating their pen cover in the bar finals exam hall right now, may God cause you to have a sudden recollective and retentive memory right now 🙏
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Lmao, specify which ring o
Make you no go see ring light instead 😭
After all these Hallelujah, let me not just collect ring this year.
Nathaniel Bassey will never see that his trumpet again!
If I no break am, call me a goat.
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@JayNaija
@realKojoToronto
Even as a cleaner in unilag, 80 in jamb won't still get her the admission.
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Jokers in uniform that lack memory of how ABBA KYARI burial amongst other government/political elites events was against Covid 19 guidelines at the heat of it.
The FCT Security Committee has just announced a ban on all
#EndSARS
street demonstrations, protests, and processions anywhere in Abuja.
The Committee accused protesters of violating COVID-19 guidelines regulating public gatherings, as well as endangering their own lives.
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300 billion plus for this election and INEC used trenches meat pie and puffpuff plastics as ballot box and crowned it with such high level of incompetence with a show of total disregard to the Electoral Act and with no iota of transparency in a democratic system?
This is loud!!
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@TerkehhBsc
How can I buy and sell or exchange coins, because it's not that clear
@TrustWallet
@MetaMask
@binance
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In this potential Client’s office, while waiting for the principal partner, the managing partner is whining me down, "you're rich and clean"
Lmao oga agreement is 10% o 🤲
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I just knw my pocket was leaking today, because how did I spend that amount of cash today without buying a property. Osanobua 🤲
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It's like alcohol resistance usually double during festive period.
I'm definitely not an alcoholic 🌚
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Those ones didn't ask Brighto for advise, why won't they go home.
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Unarmed protesters break into "MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON" with no death not even injury.
Make it make sense please
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Btw if you're in ikoyi, please make sure you're corporately dressed even if you're in your room or want to sleep, before this military men and police start entering house by house and picking people randomly all in the name of search for escaped inmates.
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Lmao 👀, polite insult, such that comes with a prayer.
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Never been this speechless because there's a lot to talk about.
Even the Oba of Lagos kept Covid-19 palliatives in his Palace instead of distributing it to people in need. Ahh
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Please recommend event planner for me in Abuja, we have a wedding to plan for.
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But when are we going to finish eating this soup that we're in as a country?
Abi it's favoring these people and their families true true ni?
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It is like people are doing "ita lawa" (we're outside) in February, but the heat version.
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Don't dish it out if you can't take it, even if you can take it but it doesn't make sense, still don't dish it out.
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I just pity Abba Kyari's lawyer, he's probably somewhere now looking for what is not missing in the name of research, welldone Counsel.
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What happened to taking the captured boko haram members there for "community service" ffs
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Who is like you Lord in all the earth
Matchless love and beauty endless worth
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Most of both quoted & replies to this tweet evidently shows how majority read to comment rather than to understand.
I mean must the "I THINK" be in caps before it's acknowledged??
After getting a girl's number I think your first call should be a Phone call not a WhatsApp call
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Omo, this one believe I'm a player, and doesn't care if I admit it or not.
Where's this coming from fgs😳
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This girl been emphasising on how much of a sweet man I am for like a week straight, and now she wants to link me with a babe after finding out I'm single.
Any small gesture, "such a sweet man, a gentleman"
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@jargho
@ItsMisola
Oh I forgot, I should get condoms for rona asap then, works like magic yh💁♂️
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If you're in Abuja, you might want to be in Courts 5 and 9 of the Federal High Court tomorrow, especially Court 9.
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Anyone currently writing bar finals, this new fee is definitely the extra push you need, anytime you remember it's now about 500k in the exam hall, just request for an extra answer booklet.
You'll either pass or pass, you definitely can't go back there!!!
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@Chydee
@EtniesJags
Taking risk is risky, not taking risk is also risky.
Just choose your risk calculatively!
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"I'm a lawyer, your problem is my problem for a fee"
FOR A REASONABLE FEE
Your problem can only be mine for a reasonable fee please, very important, if not I'll add to your problem.
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How will someone get extra 800k first thing on Monday morning now 🤲
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I knw this thing happens, but never have I thought it's this bad until those videos, foods that can feed the whole nation was kept while people are dying of hunger.
Wickedness is far an understatement
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Y'all excuse for not resuming school after this now should be that the country is not in good state and there's chaos everywhere, right.
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Now you need another lie to cover this one up after the Ede in Osun discovery today.
You even look for a way to smuggle the protest that only started two weeks ago inside as an excuse for delay in distributing
How do you run government with lies ffs
The items belong to the Southwest, contrary to social media reports that they are all for Lagos.
@jidesanwoolu
@lagosagric1
@Abi_Olusanya
#LASG
#ForAGreaterLagos
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This is not for everybody!!
Because how I for dey see money chop??
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Omo my main phone fell yesterday, I'm not sure any footballer in history ever control ball like I did my phone.
Because where will I get money for another with these new prices.
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Cryptic pregnancy is so scary tbh
Scenes where you're at Area F police station on a pro bono trying to take someone on bail while thinking how you're going to survive the weekend, then you just get a call from nowhere telling you how you've just become a father in this economy
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Been cancelling weekend hangouts for like 2months now, July must be different
I refuse to be a workaholic.
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You're always quick to refer to other countries when matter of law and constitutional procedure or breach arises.
ARE YOU OPERATING WITH OTHER COUNTRIES LAWS???
Oga lawyer, does your ‘correct procedure’ apply in all and every case?
In other countries where the police will show up based only on a 911 call, they are wrong too and should have investigated first?
Of course, no arrest will be made if it turns out to be a false allegation.
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"I miss you" - thank you
"You didn't recognize my voice?" - I save numbers, not voice.🤷♂️
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"I like the fact that whenever you open your mouth to speak, it oozes knowledge"
Aunty take it easy please 😩🤲
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Lmao. As usual, blue tick is not common sense
So you can't differentiate between bail and permit, or how does securing people's bail tantamount to guaranteeing them resident permits?
But I thought one mischievous (I hope I spelt it well) said she has secured their release and her minions cheered her on here.
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The fact that this government doesn't think amazes me. I mean, you're banning protest because of Covid, yet opening NYSC CAMP.
Where's the common sense??
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"Tomorrow is valentine, what is the plan?"
Me:
9am Ikeja High court
11am NDLEA Command
2pm State CID.
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"Arrest in lieu is illegal"
Police will have the law but can't use it, they don't even know it, imagine I was lecturing a whole police station on Defamation being a crime last week Monday in 2024, until the arrival of the DPO.
It is just sad!
@toyin_abraham1
you sent police to pick up my mom at home. Lol
Said I bullied you
Where did I bully you? Me of all people?
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Please any idea where these guys (Aboki) selling Kilishi in Area 1 move to since the demolition???
Are they still hanging around doing their business or they have a new location???
#AbujaTwitterCommunity
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