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Career Premier League Goals:
Christian Pulisic 3
Jozy Altidore 2
Lionel Messi 0
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This has been Timothy Weah’s best performance for the USMNT
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Career goals in the World Cup Knockout Rounds:
Julian Green - 1
Lionel Messi - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo - 0
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ITS OVER!!! THE USA BEAT FRANCE AT SOCCER AND ARE NOW THE UNDISPUTED BEST SOCCER NATION IN THE WORLD!!!!
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The 2022 World Cup cycle has officially begun. This means no more "USMNT didn't qualify" jokes. Those are the rules. Sorry.
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USMNT arriving in the Round of 16 looking for their fellow CONCACAF members
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Once again, we have to ask:
What if Mexico's best athletes played soccer????????
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ETHAN FUCKING HORVATH JUST BECAME A US SOCCER ICON
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This result begs the question, what if Mexico's best athletes played soccer?
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS CHRISTIAN FUCKING PULISIC SCORES AGAINST MEXICO
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Christian Pulisic exits and Wil Trapp enters for the most disappointing exchange of talent in the history of American soccer.
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MILES FUCKING ROBINSON HAS DONE ITTTTTTTTTTTT ATLANTA UNITED LEGEND BUILD THE GOT DANG STATUE
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"Imagine a midfield of Weston McKennie, Tyler Adams and Christian Pulisic for the next decade." - Landon Donovan
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When someone asks you to adopt Mexico as your "other team"
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Carli Lloyd walking out onto the field with the World Cup trophy in her hand is a nice flex
#uswnt
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I don’t know what Gio Reyna just did but you’re gonna see it on highlights for the rest of his career
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Congratulations, and we look forward to cheering for her at the 2043 Women's World Cup
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It's fair to say Walker Zimmerman redeemed himself from that penalty he gave up - man saved the day at the death
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Boyfriend of U.S. Open champion Sloane Stephens scores brace against San Jose
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Screw "see you in 2018."
We have a Gold Cup, and a Women's World Cup, and a Copa America, and another Gold Cup.
See you tomorrow.
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Anyway, to recap Berhalter got saved by the son of his friends who tried to get him fired and a striker he didn't call in at first
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TYLER ADAMS JUST SCORED IN THE MOTHERFDIDJDJD CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTERFINALSSSSS
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MATT MIAZGA IS A GROWN ASS MAN AND ISN'T TAKING ANY OF YOUR MILLENNIAL NONSENSE
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OMGGGGGGGGGGG RICARDO PEPI JUST SCORED ON HIS DEBUT THE AMERICAN PELE HAS FINALLY BEEN FOUNDDDDDDD
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IT'S HAPPENING THE USA IS DRAWN INTO GROUP B WITH ENGLAND IT'S LIKE 1776 ALL OVER AGAIN
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CHRISTIAN PULISIC HAS SCORED IN THE GOT DANG FA CUP FINAL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Watching this, I have to ask, do we actually want the USA to make a World Cup final - the emotional swings over the last 95 minutes are like a lifetime of feelings and I'm not French or Argentine
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A plea to
#USMNT
fans: don't call anyone who was made a fan by this game a "noob". Tell them how awesome supporting this team is.
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When you realize the USMNT finally has a proper No. 9
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EL TRI BROUGHT THEIR BEST TEAM TO THE GOLD CUP AND LOST TO AN MLS ALL-STAR TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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Whew. Daniel Lovitz is the final sub while 1-0 down. I was getting worried we were going to lose.
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A damn shame Tata Martino didn't speak English
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You know it's a big night when Clint Dempsey attempts to put his first ever suit on.
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IT'S OVER, THE USA IS THROUGH THE 9 MINUTES OF AGONY HAS ENDED
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The USMNT fail to qualify for the Olympics for the third straight time
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Looks like Gio will be taken off at the half after picking up the injury. Not even exaggerating, that was one of the best individual performances in usmnt history. He’s made it impossible not to put him any important lineup going forward.
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Oh noooooo. Jozy. He did everything brilliantly but fluffed the shot.
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RICARDO PEPI IS THE GREATEST STRIKER IN THE WORLD
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Still blows my mind someone who gets paid to be an expert about soccer could think Gyasi Zardes is anywhere near the talent level of Josh Sargent. I can't fathom it. My brain can't accept it. Okay, I'm done. I'm sorry.
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CRYSTAL DUNN HAS SUBBED ON AS AN ATTACKER, THIS IS NOT A JOKE TWEET, DUNN IS ON AS A FORWARD 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨
#USWNT
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Today is the day. The day the whole world has been waiting on. The biggest soccer match of the whole year. USMNT kicks off the Gold Cup against Haiti tonight. See y'all then.
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I don’t believe it. Paul Arriola just missed the best chance he’ll ever get for the USMNT
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I think it’s cool that no one is wearing the No. 10 with Pulisic out. Respect.
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Why is the training shirt better than both kits
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Personally, I think the USMNT should do more good soccer and less bad soccer in this second half.
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MUSAH GOAL
WEAH GOAL
WHY IS THE USMNT PLAYER POOL THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT 2020
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Jozy is trying to fight all of Mexico after someone kicked a ball at Pulisic after he was fouled. IT'S A RIVALRY FOR A REASON, FOLKS.
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JORDAN SIEBATCHEU!!!!!!! WHAT?!?!?! HIS FIRST USMNT GOAL IS A MASSIVE ONE!
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Two goals in a semifinal is cool and all but what has Pulisic done to guarantee his starting spot on this team?
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I'm having ... fun ... watching a ... USMNT match?
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Imagine that
Italian football federation president Carlo Tavecchio has resigned after country's failure to qualify for the World Cup
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USA GOAL! PULISIC TO MCKENNIE! BE STILL MY BEATING HEART. THE FUTURE IS NOW.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD MICHAEL BRADLEY JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL OF ALL TIME
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Sergino Dest is coming on for his Barcelona debut. Becoming the first American to ever play a competitive match for the storied club.
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Pulisic just broke some dude’s ankles and drew a penalty. Soccer’s back.
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Hector Herrera escapes a second yellow card because ... reasons
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JOZY ALTIDORE JUST SCORED A BICYCLE KICK AND IS THE GREATEST STRIKER ALIVE
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Our son looks adorable on his first day of school
Somebody's excited for his pre-season fitness tests... 😍
@joshsargent
was the first to arrive this morning 👋
#werder
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Excuse this hot take, but the USMNT playing well is a lot more fun than when they are playing not well.
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The referee mercifully blows the whistle on one of the most embarrassing halves of soccer this country has seen in three decades.
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#USA
lineup: John Wayne; Las Vegas, Constitution, Bourbon, Bacon; Chuck Norris, B-17; Lincoln, Marines, Buffalo Wings; Bald Eagle.
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WESTON MCKENNIE IS FIGHTING ALL OF TRINIDAD & TOBAGO AND I LOVE IT
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“Christian Pulisic lacks commitment to the USMNT”
Me:
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I forgot how miserable Concacaf matches can be
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Julie Ertz is currently playing with a giant wad of gauze in her mouth to keep from bleeding all over her uniform due to a mouth injury so...there's that
#USAvRSA
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It's important to remember that tonight means nothing if we lose with a B/C team but if we win we're the best team in the world.
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Christian Pulisic was outstanding today. Gio Reyna was very good as well. This team is good as hell, y'all.
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Suddenly the US looks much more dangerous with better players on the field. Weird how that happens.
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CHRISTIAN PULISIC GOAL VS BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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