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@StarkvilleB
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The toughest bridge in all the land. Undefeated.
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That’s right. And you better not come back.
Officers are on South Washington street are working an accident with a moving truck that has struck the bridge!
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I’d like to congratulate the Christians of Mississippi for solving the homelessness, poverty, and food insecurity issues in MS. I’m assuming they did since they’re spending an ungodly amount of money on these giant cross idols everywhere.
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Now that it’s the end of the semester, I feel like it’s a great time to remind all you students…No, that uhaul will not just barely squeeze under the bridge. Smarter men than you have tried.
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Oh man. The strange brew sign drama. If I wanted to drink brown water I’d just go down to Jackson. 929 is where the real coffee comes from.
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I’d like to thank the people of Starkville for always believing in me. And uhaul for sending more meat for the grinder.
In this corner standing with a clearance of 9 feet 0 inches…….the one…..the only…..Washington Street Briiiiiidge!!!!! Please avoid the area until we can clean up its latest victim.
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If I had a reputation for hitting on any woman with a pulse, despite being married, I don’t think I’d be yelling abut family values and drag queens, but that’s just me. Glass houses and all.
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I don’t normally condone vandalism, but if someone were to go around Starkville cutting down Bradford pears at night, I wouldn’t snitch.
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April fools bitches. Im still here. No budget truck is taking me out.
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@SBCoffeehouse
If was a pretty low key ceremony. Her parents are a little upset that she’s marrying me because I’m not one of those fancy suspension bridges.
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If you want to bang me, I expect dinner and a movie first freshmen.
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Hey
@Starkville_PD
I’d like to report a theft. Someone stole an hour from me while I was sleeping.
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@Starkville_PD
No one wanted to take me for a dinner and movie before banging me. Trying to up my standards.
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Really sucks that after all the uhaul I’ve taken out, I got whacked by a budget truck. Please petition Starkville to rebuild me.
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People keep asking why I’m so invested in the library drama.. I don’t like seeing innocent people be screwed over and treated unfairly.
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Word on the bridge is that the MSU library Dean unilaterally canceled a grant funded festival citing budgeting issues. However, she found plenty of money to completely redo the dean’s suite.
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Word on the bridge is there is at least 1, possibly more, lawsuits brewing against the Dean and the university. If I were the university, I’d cut my losses. This Dean is becoming too much of a liability.
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If you don’t want to be called out for doing something then maybe just don’t do it in the first place?
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Between Elon selling blue checkmarks and the GOP eating their own, I can’t tell what’s a real or fake account now. But rest assured friends, I am the real bridge.
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Those giant cross monstrosities being built are exactly what happens when you read half the cliff notes the night before the exam and never touch the actual book.
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Happy Josh Duggar is going to federal prison day everyone!
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Word on the bridge is multiple library employees have gone to HR individually to talk about acts of retaliation and abuse of power by the new Dean. When will they do something?
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Word on the bridge is that after a faculty member questioned the Dean in a meeting about replacing carpet that had been soaked with sewage water from a flood, she began inquiring about that faculty member’s tenure status. Retaliation?
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Was it something I said? Good thing I don’t work for her. Maybe she should spend more time learning to be a leader and less time worrying about me.
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New rule: every time someone crashes into me, they have to make a donation to
@ochsms
. I’ll take your best shot for the fur babies.
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Gas is higher than Snoop Dog at a Willie Nelson concert.
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@iisaphd
I can’t wait for the next reflector headline “Giant erection saves Starkville from the undead.”
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If you have a joint Facebook account with your significant other, I can only assume one of you cheated and can’t be trusted.
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Y’all wanna have a winning football season? I require sacrifices like the ancient Mayan gods.
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Can anyone confirm? I know someone supposedly resigned over the display.
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A photo of the board plastered with the morale is low signs has been produced. Thank you kind anonymous sender.
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It appears that HR is now interested in the library happenings. Word on the bridge is HR will be meeting with library employees soon.
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@ktm4bama
@Starkville_PD
She liked it a little rough for my tastes. But I’m still standing bitches!
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Ok not only should anyone who hits me make a donation to
@ochsms
how about we make this like a drinking game? Anytime I get hit, everyone makes a donation!
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Somebody done lost they weave on N Montgomery. What we’re y’all doing last night?
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Ok be honest. How many of you believed I got taken out by a budget truck?
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Word on the bridge is, the library got paper towels back in the bathroom today. DM me if you’ve got photo proof.
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Word on the bridge is that someone rolled the dean’s bathroom with toilet paper and paper towels. How embarrassing to have lost all respect from your employees after just 4 months. If anyone has photos, please DM me.
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Another one bites the dust.
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Word on the bridge is that the library Dean is looking to retaliate against certain employees.
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Word on the bridge is that certain people on the dean’s inner circle have some interesting things to say behind her back. Lordy, there are tapes. I guess when you trust a rat you can’t be surprised he’s just there to steal your cheese.
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Meanwhile, word is that some employees toil away from desks that are 30+yrs old and are falling apart. All for me and none for thee apparently.
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Got locked out of the account briefly, but I’m back baby! Feel free to DM me with any info.
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Can’t wait for the announcement that Kanye has cut ties with Kanye.
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@jarshua
Admit it Josh- You would have just pissed away that money on dumb stuff like feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, and being the hands and feet of Jesus.
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That robber better be glad he wasn’t driving a uhaul. I would have had a thing or two to say
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I’m told the dean’s suite had nicer furniture than anywhere else in the library. During this “refresh” she made the very economical decision to discard an alleged $6,000 desk.
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Word on the bridge is that someone plastered the announcement board in the library with signs saying morale is low after the Dean claimed there wasn’t a morale problem. Sounds like she’s losing control of her employees.
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Tick tock. Were those HR meetings all theater to make employees think the admin cares?
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May God grant us the confidence of a mediocre white man with an opinion.
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I knew a preacher once who said you know a sermon is good if people leave uncomfortable because you stepped on their toes. I guess we can apply that to tweets now.
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I seem to be getting a lot of new library employees following me for some strange reason. Got info you want out for the world? DMs are open.
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@SemperCaninus
@lynn_spruill
Don’t bring me into this. I just mind my own business. Can’t help that people are morons.
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Forgot it was graduation day. Stay away from Starbucks unless you have a while to wait.
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Oh boy oh boy. My DMs have been blowing up. There have been some very serious allegations made regarding the Starkville Public Library. I’d recommend taking any legitimate allegations to the library board, county supervisors, or if appropriate, the state auditor.
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Some of y’all never drove a uhaul down Washington St and it shows
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Word on the bridge is a certain staff member really showed her ass in the HR meeting last week. If there were any doubt who to trust before that meeting, there isn’t now.
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Word on the bridge is that MSU library morale has never been this low and it’s all thanks to the terrible new leadership. I sure hope MSU Admin steps in and doesn’t let the library be destroyed.
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I hear it’s HR meeting day. DMs are open. Please don’t send anything that can identify you or someone else.
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Look, if you’re going to bang me that hard at least take me out fir dinner and a movie first.
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Word on the bridge is, yesterday’s lunch menu consisted of crow and humble pie.
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Welcome to the fold my new brethren.
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@ScoutSteveR
I like to think of it the same way people post photos of their food on Instagram. Mhmm. Fresh uhaul.
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Happy Ghislaine Maxwell can rot in prison for the next 20 years day everyone!
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@lynn_spruill
Not my fault if people don’t head the warnings. I prefer to think of myself as an IQ test.
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@msu_libraries
@maroonband
You don’t find them a little self absorbed? After all they do like to….toot their own horns. I’ll show myself out now.
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Clarification on the Starkville library situation: the complaints prompted the director to make a more solid policy on displays. The policy is not discriminatory. However, there is still no word on why the display was moved.
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Word on the bridge is the library Dean likes to blame her communication failures on her “leadership team.”
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Word on the bridge is a mass exodus of library employees may be brewing. I wonder how MSU admin feels about this massive failure in leadership.
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