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asking a girl out is deadass just playing neutral in ultimate you throw out a bunch of low commitment shit and dashback on everything and then eventually you just charge an f smash and pray to god that it hits
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probably anyone whose ever had to play him
Is there any human on earth who hates this game more than Jake lol
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i AM white, i AM a fucking bot, i WILL down air when i’m in a disadvantage spot!
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if “i have a boyfriend” is a frame two out of shield option then “i’m not taken rn but there’s this guy” is a barely reactable burst option
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i think it’s very telling that the types of people to say sonic is better than steve also are the types of people to say toon link is top 3
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Philly: we should ban steve hes broken!!
Florida: we should keep steve to practice!!
StarZ with his philosophy classmate abella danger:
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theres literally no winning this train of thought if steve loses then he isnt bannable if steve wins then its our fault for banning him
Banning Steve is exactly why so many US players are losing to them at Smash Con right now
Instead of banning Steve, why don't more people pool together ideas, resources and strategies for beating the character, elevating their counterplay so their mains have to work harder?
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“hey zach look over here for a sec check out this cool thing i managed to sneak past tsa”
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oh you’re actually serious you’re actually using taking one singular stock in a crew battle as evidence for why steve doesn’t carry ok
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The next time I play a cute girl in smash, i’m purposefully throwing.
After the match I’ll say, “damn, since I have to hold that can you hold this?” as I hold out my hand.
(Smash) Ultimate rizzy rizz
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if someone says “i’m so trash” after losing to you in a set, it is always morally correct to agree with them
The amount of players that insidiously rope you into consoling them after a set is way too damn high
I just wanna press buttons, maybe don't place your entire self-worth on a video game?
Me: ggs!
Them: "God I'm just so trash."
Me: 🫤
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gender ratio of the event was 80:20 minimum and i had to wait in line for the bathroom multiple times why are we complaining for no reason
is there a reason smash con decided to make the main restroom (the only one with a hanging “restroom” sign) all men? they literally just taped over the “WO” so it’s 2 men’s rooms. the other two restrooms in the venue are completely unaltered. weird.
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If you can provide any tangible evidence of you ever having a girlfriend i’ll paypal you twenty bucks
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if i ever become a “top” player and i start charging people $10 for a best of 5 i want someone to shoot me in the head
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i really don’t understand, does anyone think this game is better with steve in it? even if you don’t want him banned is there really any argument that he isn’t a near objective negative on ultimate?
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did pretty alright at the first bracket back home, glad i could utilize some tech that i learned in florida!
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brought back a pink haired girl to my room, repetitively 3 stocked her in smash and she then told me she had a boyfriend
#raw
#trollmentality
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guy with one day in philly smash: wow these guys yell a lot
guy one week in philly: there’s so many bowser jrs and falcos!!
guy one month in philly: META KNIGHT AND ZELDA ARE SO FUCKING BROKEN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC
guy a year in philly: hey mando man lemme hit the penjamin man
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1-2 in melee doubles, really proud of my teammate’s play. Proud we could get a dub with excellent planning and maneuvering
thank you bowzor.
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@WeNeed2BanSonic
i am very proud and happy for you, but i need you to listen. there is a local called bairs in tristate tonight, a player named lagiakai is going to beat beast and his pokémon trainer. He has been looking to do so for nearly 3 years at this point. I need you to keep note of this.
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been really working on my disadvantage thank goodness i don’t have any exploitable habits
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spargo gonna be pissed when in the middle of grands he gets dqed because his mom went to take a smoke break
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no irony when i say that sdiing steve combos properly genuinely requires more physical exertion than making a girl cum
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I wish i could have done better and talked to more people but bairs was really fun and i did pretty good i was just sorta exhausted
maybe maybe maybe homecoming tommorow idk if anyone has a seat open but i live 2 hours from the venue
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@LiquidHbox
yo at the luminosity invitational i told you i had a sick bowzor so if you wanna run double bowz that would be lit my teamates takin the year off
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didn’t get top 8 at the local but got top from an 8 after, win some lose some
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i think i’m the only one left who thinks cloud is good 😭
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majors should be fucking required to list when they are going to tear down setups
I know i don’t have any influence and this is screaming into the void but getting kicked off mm setups at 2:15 when this is not listed ANYWHERE is actually bullshit
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@jacksfilms
I don't want to get political, but that's impossible Jack. In today's political climate, sides have to be chosen and wars must be fought between everyday civilians simply for having an opinion. Its absurd how politics have evolved in this day and age to the point 1/25
#YIAYpoli
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Joel coming home from LMBM in New York to go to Fusion to go to More Than Friendlies to go to Plat Star to go to Regular Bairs to go to Dragon Dance to go to Recharged to go to
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1st/2852 at smash con 2022!!!
Beat Maister, Dabuz, Yonni, Lagiakai, and Mkleo! Leo was kind enough to take a picture with me after i beat his ass!
#trollmentality
#raw
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5th/2-2 in melee tonight with BOWZOR.
He’s so cool.
Everyone say thank you bowzor.
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I got 9th at the most stacked bairs of the year and had a 6 set losers run after losing to Jacob where I got wins on Mudkip, Micro, GabeOG, Pawnmaster, Squidplumber, and Beast
AHHHHH this game is so awesome sometimes and i don’t really know what to say, but ggs
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@lumelights
@squinesstandard
neither did your parents idk why someone so ass is talking this much shit… right squiner niner?
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ult top 8 started with 14k viewers please stop saying steve doesn’t affect viewership
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Here is everyone from Philly who made it out of pools for top 128, who they are playing, and that’s it! Think it’s 3pm tomorrow
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???????????????????????
Last year, I ran the Bradley-Terry model on the LumiRank database, to resounding success (sort of)
with the season having wrapped up recently, I ran it again, on this season's data
more info in thread 🧵
note: this is not affiliated with lumirank
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all three of these sonic players have been playing sonic SPECIFICALLY for almost a decade which is 2/3 of most of these steve players lifespans like come on
@Lost_2_found
steve has acola, onin, many, yamanaction for top level reps
sonic has sonix, ken, wrath
i probs missed some but the gap really isn't that wide?
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The philadelphians trained me with infinite falco experience thank you all
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FILL EM OUT
Congrats to the Philly 2022 Q4 Power Rankings!
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you 🤝 quidd
shitting your pants at the thought of playing this guy
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Please vote me for the midvitational!! I worked super hard on this and I hope you all enjoy!
Control-
My Smash Ultimate Career Montage
Spread the word, more updates coming soon. Link to vote is in replies.
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Rockman complaining for Steve everyday on the timeline is getting annoying
Hungrybox complaining about Steve everyday on the timeline is getting annoying
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im thinking life in prison to death penalty
@VarianVinnyV
Me (17 turning 18 in september) and My Girlfriend (16 turning 17 Next Month) Are dating
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jesus christ
Regular B-airs
#400
updated seeding. This event has hit B-tier since I last covered it, featuring a ton of strong players from Philly, Tristate, and the eastern US as a whole
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dreamslap just made grands winners side beating cherry, mel, slasher, bokchoy, and DTP as the 23rd seed of the event holy FUCK
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4th at Supercharged beat Mondoray Slasher Jacob Natann Mateo Pasta and Jon if i can keep this level of play i’m winning ceo
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@Bros_Calamity
I just told this news to my two year old son, he’s crying and shitting his pants right now. He used to look up to Super Smash Bros Ultimate at The Labratory in Hatboro Pennsylvania, but he will no longer be supporting. Shame.
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like this tweet and i’ll say something nice
Waiiiiiiiit the “like this tweet and I’ll say something mean” looks mad fun!
Like this tweet for a meanie (I’ll keep it exclusive to how you play if you’re a comp smasher)
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woah! alo zelda wanted to go to failsafe but he was too busy getting freaky!!!!
1 like= 1 jelq!1!1
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@Squidplumber
need help recovering my hacked Coinbase instagram meta mask and trust wallet account. Please help me...! Hacked!!!! My account is compromised. No more nft crypto
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aw helllll nah they turned my soap at the hotel into a marketable commentator 💀
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@UltimateSonix
i’ll play you @ coinbox i know the matchup a fuck ton and i’ve successfully prepped peeps for spargo before
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7th at bairs beat burrus yoda and johnny i gotta play more consistent against johnny, connor and zamir but we move and i had fun
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vomited blood
Now announcing Pools for
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Take the week to read up on your opponents, hone your skills, and fight in our Round Robin pools format!
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i won collision! i now live in my hotel room alone and forever with all of my friends (the voices)!
they are telling me to play aegis guys!!
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So anyways
I did the consistency thing
If you had showed 12 year old me that 6WX and I would be on the same rankings and i would be above him i would have shat myself
I feel like I should have more to say, but I don’t know how much I need to
Dubs
Congrats to the Philly 2023 Q1 Power Rankings!
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4. Yoshi-O
5. Yoda Cage
6. Mercury
7. Iluz | BONK!
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Last hit game 5 Jon and Suarez and Suarez’s fucking CONTROLLER DCS
THE most batshit crazy set ending i’ve ever seen
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1st/1592 at apex 2022
Beat Lagiakai, Gackt, Quandale Dinglelingleton, Hungrybox, and Light!
GGs and thanks to Lagiakai for being such a good sport after i tore him a new hole (in game)!
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