Them: Hey
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I'm super gorgeous and have loved SW since I was 7 and my favorites are...
Me: HEY IM KINDA WEIRD AND I LIKE THE BAD BATCH AND IM TOLD I HAVE AN OFFBEAT SENSE OF HUMOR SORRY IF I OFFEND YOU IM ACTUALLY NICE AND HEY CAN I MAKE YOU A BRACELET AND OH YEAH HERES ME:
Finally realized why Emerie had those weird glasses.
It was to hide the fact that she's a gorgeous fox and they couldn't have her just walking around with her face in the open, it would distract the evil scientists.
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Homie never shot a weapon again and spent the rest of his days using his advanced vision for bird watching happy endings really do exist man
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Okay, but WHY?! Couldn't they just steal some storm trooper outfits to wear like all the other food guys infiltrating imperial ships?
She was so psyched to wear her wrecker shirt for S3 premiere day, but when I dropped her off at preschool she ran in screaming "I LIKE TO BLOW STUFF UP" and I'm just waiting for the teacher to send me a note 🤦🏼♀️
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What is a duo that you would love to see more of in Star Wars?
I’ll start: I'm thinking of their pre-clone wars era cause we know extremely little about their time there that I think would be interesting to explore
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I have an idea. What if we made a car rearview mirror ornament of Techs goggles? You could take the goggles from the Tech black figure series, put it on a piece of string, hang it up. That way we could be like Omega and have a piece of Tech whenever we drive
If you're having a good day, be sure to NOT think about Mox, stak and deke aging faster than their peers on Pabu and finding themselves suddenly old while Omega and Lyana are still teenagers
Crosshair and Hunter's armor looked great without the paint, but Wreckers helmet looks sooooo weird. Please paint it again, it looks so wrong without the art 😭😭😭
Hunter thanks crosshair for helping omega. Crosshair holds out a hand to shake. Hunter pulls him into an embrace. Wrecker laughs, runs to them and lifts them both in his arms. Omega runs up teary eyed and climbs in. The spirit of Tech sings. Echo watches from a zoom call.
Alright nerds, who needs these friendship necklaces?! 😂😂😂
@techs_leftfemur
mentioned this idea recently, probably as a joke. But I take silliness very, very seriously.
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If that assassin clone is NOT tech, they sure spent a strange amount of time emphasizing his technology use with that arm gadget ship interface doodad
Cracking up thinking about how if Phee was ever pregnant Tech would be such a neurotic by-the-book, no-sushi-allowed, take-your-iron supplement sorta partner and Phee would be lounging, drinking wine telling tech to just relax bc her hippie midwife tells her it's fine
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With the last 60 seconds cutting to Rex and Howzer, theres NO WAY this doesn't lead into another show. Also, who do we think that cloaked figure was?
Don't worry, guys. That shot of the marauder blowing up is probably just a nightmare sequence and Hunter will snap out of it and sit up in his bunk and that is how we get shirtless Hunter
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@ahsokasgoggles
Wrecker- fishing, pabu wrestling club instructor/coach
Crosshair- bird watching, sailing, jumping out from behind bushes and scaring children
"Ethnically polynesian unconventional family situation in which space dog catalyst helps adult mature into parent role and child develop trust and self-confidence" is my favorite trope, tbh
With the Lin-manuelification of
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I hope this is an appropriate way to remind you that echo probably got a message to Rex once he infiltrated tantiss and the gang is on their way!
Love imagining Crossdad raising Omega on Pabu after this
I bet he'd really have his hand full when she's a teenager, but they'd still have such a great relationship. He's probably such a hand-on dad
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Anyone else love how brutal hemlocks death was? Like, not just one shot but another and another and then he plunged off into the ravine like yeaassssssss
Woke up today feeling unreasonably sorry for Todo.
Poor guy truly believes he's a valued member of a partnership when really Cad Bane doesn't care about him outside of the usefulness he can take advantage of. If Todo were organic, we'd call it an abusive relationship
@skybridgerstan
100% recommend
Nobody argues with you over which row to sit in and you don't have to share your popcorn.
If you start to feel awkward, just pretend to be Shia lebeouf and let your feelings show like nobodys watching
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My man really said, "I'm done slitting throats, gimme a hemp hairband so I can live out my days doing tai chi and growing hydroponic wheatgrass."
DILF LEGEND
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fans: after S3E5 my heart is overflowing with joy
S3E5 content: PTSD exploration, numerous reminders of previous character deaths, fighting giant spikey monster worm
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Watching crosshair tower menacingly over rampart was so hot. I know y'all are losing your mind over vulnerable, sensitive crosshair this season, but he's so fine when he's threatening. Peak sexiness.
This man is the father who takes his kid to the trampolinium and insists he isn't going to jump. Then, when Omega makes a friend and their dad does a lame flip and they cheer, Hunter would be like, "that's nothing" and get out there and show off the craziest moves
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nation! I figured it out!
If the guys infiltrate the base and the kids destroy the enclosure to set the Zillo beast loose and the tank spills everywhere....
WE CAN STILL GET WET-HAIRED HUNTER!!!
Star wars oomfs if you see this, please please qrt or reply with your favourite star wars merch that you own or got as a gift. Could be anything from books, legos, funko pops, accessories etc.
Dearest darlingest mooties~
If you're in the continental U.S. and like getting mail, shoot me a msg with your address and I'll send you a fan-ship bracelet ♥️♥️♥️😊
I think I got it.
Mt Tantiss is going up in flames.
Crosshair is gonna finally eat an uninterrupted meal, staring angrily into Hemlock's eyes.
And we're gonna see shirtless Hunter.
This week's episode is going to be the stereotypical Florida family vacation
Omega and crosshair will chill at the beach, maybe do some shooting, and fish.
Hunter and Wrecker are going on an airboat ride to see gators
Will end with everyone sunburnt and miserably guzzling rum
YALL HEAR ME OUT SO YOU CAN SEE TECH’s SHATTERED GOGGLES BUT ONE OF THE LENSES ARE COMPLETELY BROKEN YET THE OTHER ONE IS STILL INTACT SO COULD THIS FORESHADOW THAT IF TECH IS ALIVE TECH COULD HAVE ONE BAD EYE??
The s3 black series omega better come with lil interchangeable outfits so she can sport her Tantiss jammies, her stolen cold weather duds, both Pabu looks (brown jacket and teal macrame vest) and also her flower girl dress from tech and phees wedding at the end of ep15