Adam
@stfuayen
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2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything
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Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king
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when i randomly remember one of my shirts i haven’t seen in a while
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I love twitter because there's always someone who knows how to express what I feel better than me.
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When you listening to your favorite song and you waiting for the verse to start
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Me acting shocked when my playlist plays bangers back to back as if I didn't create that shit myself
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When you high as fuck & remember that you saved food for this exact moment
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11yr old me telling my mom i need construction paper and glue at 9pm
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friend: "i’m outside". me: "alright. i’m coming out right now.". also me:
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When you know they lying to you but you can't say anything cause of the way you found out
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Me returning to my room after finding absolutely nothing to eat in the fridge
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I think something is missing in my life . like 3-4 Million dollars.
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Predator and prey going home after a long day of acting for Nat Geo Wild
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Back when your parent wake you up for school and walks out your room
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This is me still laughing at my own jokes ten minutes AFTER no one else found it funny
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My Boss: “did you have a nice restful weekend?”. *Me straight from the club*
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when you're both cynical & dead inside but still you have fun together
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Me trying to express how I feel: idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.
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A killer saying some funny shit while I’m playing dead.
what’s your biggest fear?.
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my toxic trait is that i want to face everything on my own because i don't want to feel like i'm bothering people with my problems or struggles.
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customer: “can you check if there’s any in the back?”. me in the backroom:
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When you spend the night at your friend house and they forget to give u a blanket
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When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it
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When you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing
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i put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn't play the song i want.
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All I’m saying is, I now understand why people become the villains.
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Me:[finally getting eight hours of sleep]. My neck: yeah but you did it wrong lol
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sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x.
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