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Christianity is just Greek mythology with less anal.
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@esjesjesj @Jane_Doe82 Almost as fast as they went from "America first" to "let's use tax dollars to turn Gaza into a Trump theme park".
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@bennyjohnson Wait until you see how much Musk gets.
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@Ryan_In_Mi @mattgaetz Nothing less manly than making another man your entire personality. I bet you can't even get it up.
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@c0ry024 @Jane_Doe82 Remember that time they boycotted the NFL forever? You know, when all the people complaining about the halftime show they clearly just watched said they would never watch another game in 2016?
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@mattgaetz Did you forget you were already boycotting the NFL or was it always a lie?
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@Jane_Doe82 If they really loved you, they'd put on the Puppy Bowl instead.
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@ChrisPacia @coopercooperco I can tell your 7th grade social studies class really prepared you for this conversation.
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People say they want to be like Elon Musk, but having a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women and neither the kids or the women will talk to you is actually pretty easy.
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@LostInCa45 @Jackdaw1101 @JDVance That's what I just said, are you a parrot?
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@LostInCa45 @Jackdaw1101 @JDVance Try 3 months ago, but even if it were 15 minutes ago or to you personally, you would still do whatever your master tells you.
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Imagine caring this little about your wife and children.
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Here’s my view: I obviously disagree with some of Elez’s posts, but I don’t think stupid social media activity should ruin a kid’s life. We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people. Ever. So I say bring him back. If he’s a bad dude or a terrible member of the team, fire him for that.
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@tickslayerus @zzzzzvbx @chrisjollyhale @JDVance It was 3 months ago, not when he was 16, but that doesn't matter, there's nothing that would make you go against your master.
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@MicheleSylv @JDVance So, threw rocks at the Black kids that attended your school, huh Michele?
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@harleylexx @JHorrn @JDVance "I don't agree with his statement, but everyone is racist so whatever" is some dumbass shit.
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@MemeticPrimer @JDVance It was 3 months ago, genius.
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@166Factor @chrisjollyhale @JDVance So can you not read or what?
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Weren't the people threatening to boycott the Super Bowl supposed to have already been boycotting the NFL since 2016?
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@ResurrectedDude Ok, let me rap at you real quick...
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@democritus_wri Every time I see it trending I see this.
Tweet media one
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@Oppie4547 @kylegriffin1 Spoken like someone who had a wedge driven between them and an education.
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