15 yrs ago, my cat woke me up to let me know that my son was dying. Collin was in a diabetic coma. Only the cat knew. The doctors told me he would not survive. But he made it. And he graduated from college and grad school with an engineering degree. A good day after all.
Montana Cong. Rosendale suddenly dropped out of the Senate race after only one week. Apparently he knocked up his 20 year old aide. Looks like the Republicans are going to lose another member.
The aide must have been desperate.
It looks like Trump is going to have to surrender to the Fulton County Jail instead of the courthouse. There is no discreet back entry. We will get a perp walk.
@jskilesskinner
@SpideyWoman01
I was a Planned parenthood escort until I got pregnant and I couldn’t conceal my pregnancy anymore. The protesters would call in to give lurid detailed descriptions of how they were going to butcher my fetus. I finally had to leave my volunteer position
@meganbang3
At my son’s grad school graduation yesterday, one of the PhD candidates stopped and put an eagle feather in his mortarboard when he got his diploma. The entire audience stood up and applauded. I’m sorry that you’re loved one had to go through that
I flew in last night from Puerto Vallarta. The guy next to me was jerking off during the flight. I told him to knock it off or I’d have the marshals drag him off the plane. My daughter took a picture of him from a few rows ahead of me. Here is the guilty fellow
@PeterPumer
The doctor told me that in his 37 years of practice, no kid had survived being that sick. Here is the cat, letting me know Collin's glucose was too high. She monitored him constantly after that.
@7Veritas4
In the meantime, they must be scrambling to move those witnesses to witness protection. They apparently have information that is so valuable that it’s worth it to Trump to burn his asset
The people on the sub would have run out of O2 around 5:00AM. My materials engineer son thinks they have been gone since Sunday. The window on the sub was rated for 1300 meters, and it would have imploded at 4000 meters. The engineer who reported this failing to OSHA got fired.
@Popehat
@ndylan1
I guess I have never stood in line at the grocery store and thought, “Gee, I wish all of these people were dead from diabetes so that I could buy my bananas faster.”
@BradMossEsq
@MarkSZaidEsq
I am sure Mark will miss you. But I am looking forward to seeing you Arrested at five in the morning outside of your home in your underwear.
@RoboticoEl
I am an attorney. I am supposed to be smart. I came out of court, jumped into my new car, started it and drove 60 miles home. It was someone else’s car and it was identical. I had to call the police and report myself as a car thief.
@OurShallowState
“ it is more likely than he simply read the amount that Biden, Obama and Clinton raised recently and doubled it, telling the obvious lie”
@CalltoActivism
@garymillerca1
So Ralphie, I paid your PPP loan? Will you be paying that back since you don’t believe in shifting your debt to someone else? Or is that a different set of rules for a big shot like you?
@aravosis
Mark Zuckerberg is completely redesigning his business structure to promote world peace and kindness. He will be heading up a Pro Vaccination platform from now on in. He will be donating his billions to curing poverty. And he's getting a new haircut.
@StrictlyChristo
@ICEMANBOVEN
I routinely travel to Florida 3-4 times a year. Now, not at all. I have lost all desire. I can't be the only one. DeSantis must be hurting Florida.
@DrGJackBrown
My cat woke me up tell me that my son had gone into a coma. He had diabetes and we did not know. Cat took me into my son's room where he jumped up and down on my son's chest until the paramedics got there. The doctor told me the cat saved saved my son.
When Trump is done, he will be the only one left at the RNC. How could the RNC have known that voting for "Wolves eat my face" party would get their faces eaten?
@mcbeth0943
The doctor told me that if my son emerged from a coma, he would be badly brain injured. So the master's degree in engineering is kind of sweet.
@SusanVermazen
@chelseabwrites
Wasn’t he just lovely? Chatty and pleasant and so down to earth. He had a story rattling around in his head about people who could bury their pets, and have their pets come back to life. He was so generous with his time. I am a lifelong fan.
@Angry_Staffer
His debts are not dischargeable in bankruptcy 11 U.S.C. 523(a)(6). Debts caused by a "willful and malicious injury", which is what the jury found, will be with him for life. Nice try, Jones.
@MuellerSheWrote
Where I'm from, the prosecutor files a motion to revoke bail, or the judge can do it sua sponte. Either way, it is the judge's decision how to deal with it.
@BaddCompani
A friend of mine just went to the emergency room in horrible pain with kidney stones. They told her they are at code black and they can’t take her unless she is dying. They sent her home.
@sparacinomusic
@caslernoel
I agree. I was going to ask what he was talking about, but I realize it didn’t matter. Every single day I say what the fuck?
@ef_emp
I finished my divorce and within two months took my first solo trip. I went to Ireland. It was really healing. It was very strange not to be traveling as part of a couple, and there were some teary moments, but it was a good idea. Do it.
@DivaMeganM
People are afraid to go out right now. Esp wih the amount of covid in kids. That same thing happened to me when my son was 3. I stepped into the other room and secretly called both of my sisters. They showed up with family and we pretended that was the way it was meant to be
@TrueFactsStated
He will appeal and try to get a stay. If the stay does not work. Then 10 days from now a receiver gets appointed and we see the fire sale of a lifetime.
@Angry_Staffer
I can guarantee you that the sanction of that size will result in the lawyers board looking to pull their license. These lawyers are done for. And I don’t feel bad for them
@AZ_Brittney
A friend of mine did that with a hawk that hit her windshield a few weeks ago. The rehab facility sent her a video of the hawk being released today. It pays to be kind.
@joliedarcy
I think I ruined his happy ending by yelling at him on a crowded plane. He couldn’t have liked it when my daughter stood up and took a picture either
Poor Mikey!
Mike Flynn believes he's being 'persecuted' because he’s getting fined by the US Army for being on Russia’s payroll - Raw Story - Celebrating 18 Years of Independent Journalism
@cmclymer
More than my parents reading to me, I remember them loving books. Both my mom and dad had multiple magazine subscriptions and my mom got a book every month in the mail. We brought home huge bags from school book carnivals We were taught that all books were good.
@Mollyploofkins
My mother was a child of the depression. For Christmas, she would get an orange. She never got over the luxury of having a single orange.
@JoyceWhiteVance
No. They can't. I graduated law school in 1981, and I feel like every single thing I learned there has been reversed. This Supreme Court has ruined American jurisprudence in the name of politics.
@airmom1
He stayed in a coma for days until his dad walked into the room and said "Hi, Collin". Then, of course, he snapped right out of it and said "Hi, Dad." I felt like chopped chicken liver.
I cannot even tell you how sweet this is to a bankruptcy attorney. What Trump and his crooked kids are about to go through is unimaginable. I can't wait. Every bankruptcy attorney on the east coast will get rich.
@michaelscat2
A cat will not let themselves starve to death if there’s food anywhere around. Every cat I have adopted goes through several days of being terrified. They hide under beds or in closets. They come out at night when there’s no one else around and they eat and use the litter box.