H.V Roman
@SpacemanAp
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SCRUM Product Owner,Bsc Biochemistry,MspH. Spaceman Apparel.
Abuja
Joined June 2019
Faulty assumptions will cost you, both in life & product management.
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Talking non-stop by 8 in the morning. I don’t think people who do this deserve to be treated or institutionalized. Just take them to the back of the building & shoot them please. It’s 8 am, please shut the fuck up.
Name a behavior that isn't labeled as a form of mental illness but you feel like it should be?
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They have voters cards too
14 million Nigerians addicted to hard drugs - NAFDAC. 14 million!
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How do I get this nonsense off my feed.
The biggest scam in the world: Having Fun. It's destroying your brain and health. Here's what "Having Fun" does to you (backed by science) ... (thread) 🧵
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Everything you even think of will fail. In your day of need your enemies will laugh at you. When you need friends, foes will surround you. One week I’ve been buying data & wondering if I’m mad.
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Always some weird sh’t that never happened
Overheard a guy on the train tell the person next to him that his son was graduating soon from an Ivy League school. He said he gave his son the following advice: "Go work for one of the big name-brand companies, and work like a dog for 5-7 years. Know that your life is going to suck, but stick with it and save your money, and you'll be able to dictate your future after that." Do you agree?
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RT @MsJazzybelle: ✨There’s literally no sexy bikinis for BUSTY women in the swimsuit market because they assume that you’re either overweig…
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@IdikaUzoma Your journal is not a novel. You don’t open peoples journals. The trouble should’ve started from when they opened the journal
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I was telling someone that this is the very reason Animals stopped fvck!n with us. In peak form humans can run for unbelievable distances without stopping, no other animal is capable of this.Among other things we do, most predators just decided that we’re not worth the trouble
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@sir_suki Yes MTN. I’m seeing full bars on 5G and still can’t even receive WhatsApp messages. And people want me to believe this isn’t intentional.
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RT @AdvocateKuru: @SpacemanAp Had to check my data thrice this morning to be sure some was left. Nothing was working.
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@AdvocateKuru 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽. This is high praise 😂😂. Make I dey humble small. Tomorrow I hit the streets
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@AdvocateKuru Ibrahim wallahi you’re right. If this guy had his way he’ll put agbero under every tree & tax people for sitting in their shade. 😭 God help us
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If they were to come again & push for the same SAP, many of you are daft enough to support it. 🤦🏾♂️ God we need to figure out what to do with stupid people in this country. You people are a real problem.
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Now you understand why Mao Ze dong had to send 69 million people to labor camps for China to make progress. A lot of people are very stupid & eventually we’ll have to discuss what needs to be done about these stupid people.
We legit had educated people saying it was Binance’ fault that the naira was falling. How do we even have serious discussions when this is the level of thinking around us. There are too many stupid people for any serious impact to happen.
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@BrieeDeGoddess @Extrah_Butta No, the boobies falling out is part of the aesthetic, don’t mess with it
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Someone is sabotaging the economy to sink it under very clear instructions & you’re calling it reforms. 🤦🏾♂️ If electricity costs doesn’t shut down your small business, data costs will, transportation & cost of fuel will. This guy is sabotaging the Economy & calling it reforms 🤦🏾♂️
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