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@SovereignSyre

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Writer, Comedian (Netflix, HBO Max) - Co-Host of @illreputepod Podcast - Starred in some controversial films. “You need to date more Jews.” -Marc Maron

Joined February 2009
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Sovereign Syre
4 months
😈Some people like to learn about "great" women in history, we like to learn about her VILLAIN era. 🫖🍵Join me and @eladarling every Monday for fresh tea about messy bitches through history. 🎧Available anywhere you pod. AND on the YouTubes. 👉👌
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@SovereignSyre
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4 years
This girl on tiktok was trying to explain Black Lives Matter to her Russian father and he said “no lives matter!”
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A girl is missing and her mother needs our help. Please RT.
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REPOST!
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@SovereignSyre
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Porn isn’t real. Most of the guys in straight porn are on the DL. Most of the guys in gay porn are secretly married with kids. Most of the teens are already MILFs and most if the MILFs are childless twenty-somethings and most of the orgasms are fake even the cream pies. Sorry.
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@SovereignSyre
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No one talking about pedophiles knows what they’re talking about or cares about kids. They’re all jacking off to Q Anon fantasies about child r*pe, while their local CPS stays underfunded and they continue to make excuses for the creepy uncle at family gatherings.
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@SovereignSyre
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4 years
If you want to hear from a guy you haven’t talked to in three years just post a picture of yourself looking happy.
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@SovereignSyre
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I want Carrie Fisher back.
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@MattWalshBlog Nearly all rape prevention is already aimed at women changing their behavior. Why can't we ask men to change theirs?
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Involuntarily celibate implies that all these men want is sex. There are apps for that if you're broke, and providers for that if you aren't. What they really want is to be loved by women, and that takes work they think is beneath them, because they think women are beneath them.
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She wrote 25 self-help books, ran an online beauty products company and had two business degrees. But since she posed nude in 1992, let's exploit her tragic death for clicks, while reducing her to a 25 year old photo spread.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Former Playboy model dead after jumping from Gotham Hotel
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@pattonoswalt @TheDoeNetwork I was watching a q&a with two drag queens and someone cheekily asked them who their favorite serial killer was. One of them answered “I’ve been watching I’ll Be Gone in the Dark and I’m not here for that attitude anymore.” Michelle’s ability to humanize victims is her legacy.
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A Pornstar is someone that has a legal a job that pays taxes and should have equal access to democracy but gets stigmatized by the same population that uses our services. Please delete this and reword it. You're shitting on a lot of good people. Happy to have dinner and discuss.
@chelseahandler
Chelsea Handler
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There is an entire generation of children who’s first memory of their President is a man who supports child molestors, wife beaters, Russian hacking, and porn stars. It is our responsibility to make that a memory and not a consistency. We all have a moral obligation. Keep going.
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If you don't eat Nutella out the jar with a spoon, I admire your self-control but also you're probably no fun to fuck.
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Living with ideation be like:
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Is there any better feeling than having written and any worse feeling than having to write?
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@SovereignSyre
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Feminism is about liberating women AND men. This argument is so tired.
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"Strong is the new beautiful" and "fit is the new thin" because "pretty is still the only valuable".
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I wonder why this is the one claim he came out of hiding to deny? 🤔
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More than 50 women have accused Harvey Weinstein of sexual assault/harassment but he denied Lupita Nyong'o's claim.
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If you’re a sex worker, you might want to take a break from social media for a little bit. With the Long Island serial killer being arrested there’s going to be a fuck ton of hot takes about how it was the sex workers fault he killed them. I’ve already seen like 50 of them.
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@SovereignSyre
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6 years
Interested in a custom video with me and @lenaisapeach ? Hit me up by the end of today and let’s see if I can make your fantasy a reality?
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@SovereignSyre
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PayPal fires porn performers as customers because they can’t be sure where our money comes from or is going. BofA fires PayPal CFO as customer because they can’t be sure where his crypto currency is coming from or is going. Shadenfreude aside, nope just shadenfreude.
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After being a customer of @BankofAmerica for 20 years, I received this notice today that they decided to fire me as their customer! With absolutely no explanation....
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Having my SW status as a headline in the @latimes and being HAPPY about it, goes to show the work of SW activists everywhere, has made tremendous progress. Ten years ago I wouldn’t have thought this kind of story by @AliNotAlli ()was possible. #EndTheStigma
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@RandiFoorDalton @arthur_affect Or having to prioritize. I own a home but that meant skipping marriage and kids, I decided having a permanent shelter was a priority, and the potential losses of divorce and lack of child support were too risky...a kind of math they just didn’t have to do.
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Fun for @Brazzers today. @KeiranLee was supposed to get me an outfit that wasn’t sexy...which is impossible because I make everything look sexy. 💅🏼
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@SovereignSyre
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Stop calling people pussies when they’re clearly cocks.
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Weird. I’ve made hundreds of sex tapes and my brother is still in the same tax bracket he was in college.
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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It’s not self-made, it’s because her sister made a sex tape.
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My first morning without her. Our mornings together were a ritual of cuddles and snorts and sneezes for me. I don’t know why it’s easier to deal with death with a camera to obscure the reality of it. #ripCoco
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@bellathorne You haven’t RTd a single girl that dropped her links when you asked.
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4 years
Almost every porn person I know is a homebody that likes to play D&D, gaming, watching weird documentaries, smoking weed, and wouldn’t get laid if it wasn’t for porn because socializing/crowds give them anxiety. If you want a messy slut, get an influencer. Porn is full of nerds.
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Two Girls, One Mic: The Porncast
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If people knew how many porn stars are into D&D more people would be into porn
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I want to be this pig.
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I retired from the adult industry in 2020, with no idea what I was going to do. Then in 2021 I sold a tv pilot for a scripted comedy series about my life to a large streaming platform, and my whole life changed. I love my porn fans, but I’m on a different trip now.
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@SovereignSyre Do you have plans to back shoooting adult movies in any moment?
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@SovereignSyre
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Kids In The Hall was so ahead of it’s time.
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kids in the hall no context
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1/ Kevin Spacey making his apology all about him, gives a perfect insight into the narcissistic mindset of a predator.
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As long as women are devalued by the number of partners and kinds of sex acts they've engaged in, and men are valued by how much pussy they can pull, all sex is going to feel, on some level, transactional; and that's the problem we should be addressing.
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What the fuck is snickerdoodle flavor supposed to be? I’ve never found a doodle of a snicker in anything snickerdoodle flavored.
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Pornography is just like architecture or gardening, a cultural artifact that's both functional and expressive; sometimes it's an outhouse, sometimes it's a cathedral, sometimes it's a compost heap, sometimes it's Central Park.
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We're almost at Christmas Eve. My mother is a neonatologist and I did porn for five years. Ladies: tweet me your sex questions.
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HOW TO PREVENT A SEXUAL ASSAULT ON SET: 1. Don’t sexually assault people. 2. Don’t try to change the parameters in a scene after it’s been booked. 3. Don’t expect that the talent is there for you to assault. 4. Don’t stop booking talent if they ask you not to assault them.
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He was assasinated.
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I finally broke into a new tax bracket this year and while I certainly don’t feel rich, for the first time in my life I don’t wake up in a state of absolute panic that never leaves and the thought of doing creative work doesn’t exhaust me. Money absolutely buys happiness.
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@katya_zamo Should be noted that you are not breaking curfew on your porch. As long as you are not occupying public roads or spaces you are obeying curfew. The only point in firing on these citizens is to instill terror.
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Brett Easton Ellis should sue.
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Rest In Peace Coco.
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Them: Can you describe growing up in Fresno for me? Me:
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The only safe #BirdBoxChallenge is to eat her pussy until she comes.
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Yesterday an interviewer asked me if porn is art, and my answer was: Who cares? But I will say that something porn and art have in common is that no one wants to pay for it, and that doesn’t keep people from making it, so they must serve an essential function in human life.
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His “legacy was marred”? He brutally murdered a woman he’d just met. He killed someone. Her life was more important than his legacy. This headline is disgusting. I hate it here.
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
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Phil Spector, the famed ‘Wall of Sound’ producer and architect of some of pop music’s most enduring songs whose legacy was marred by a murder conviction, has died at the age of 80
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I wasn’t gonna let this piss me all the way off but “raw dogged a pornstar” like it’s gross, when what’s gross is he cheated on his pregnant wife then paid the woman to keep quiet, a woman who put her ass on the line to tell people about it, and the take away is “ew a pornstar”
@RealMarkEbner
Mark Ebner
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Trump is a rank Ponzi guy with a long documented history of fraud, massive debt and sexual predation. He raw-dogged an adult star and paid for her silence. He funneled girls to Epstein via Mar a Lago, full throat endorsed a child molester, and kept a secret bank account in China.
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Caught a vibe.
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Being my assistant has its benefits, like when @lenaisapeach just needs to suck a dick because I’ve been shooting her for an hour and haven’t fucked her yet. Coming to . BTS of Lena and @TyRexxx420 on .
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@thatonequeen I think the Velma show and then she took that drug for diabetic people that makes people lose weight and people thought it was kind of going against her body image stuff. Just guesses.
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@icebergthebrown You’d be surprised then scared for humanity.
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Read The Trotula today; a medieval book on women’s medicine, but I keep calling it the Torturela because it’s mainly a recipe book for yeast infections and sepsis.
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Working on a new project so tiktok is bangin.
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@cmclymer Also: lipsticks are like lovers; if you don't know right away, it takes forever to find the right one. That's the only advice I can standby with absolute conviction.
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Shot @ryankeely today. See it on !
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I overheard a stripper saying “All jobs have pros and cons, like I hate making men happy, but I love outearning them.” The kids are gonna be alright.
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With the news about OnlyFans, I want to remind all my SW friends that @mamahartx has a free education module over at on how to build and run your own site. She has built a modest empire and is giving away all her knowledge for free. YOU CAN DO THIS.
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Suddenly fascinated by comic books.
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Just came to drip:
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When Kurt Cobain stopped a concert because he saw a girl being sexually assaulted:
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Just FaceTimed with my friend who had cancer surgery and one of their friends washed their cast iron pan (skillet), and we spent the whole phone call talking about how people that aren’t country don’t understand anything. So life is really all about perspective.
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Marquis de Sade was writing about coming on girls faces and anal sex 250 years ago. His works were read aloud in public to mixed groups of men and women as a form of socializing. Quit clutching your fucking pearls. Porn is an artistic expression of a biological imperative.
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A PSA from @pornhub and ME! Get out and vote! #Election2020
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3 years
The guy at the liquor store said I’m beautiful so you’re all on notice.
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Not to be petty, but just to be petty, shout out to the comics that wouldn’t guest on my podcast or be on shows with me because I did porn. Turns out my services are essential and my cash flow uninterrupted, and you don’t even know how to monetize your live-streams.
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A man just told me I have a beautiful smile. I would like to apologize to all my fellow women. I was only smiling because I didn’t think there were any men around.
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@NikkiGlaser @garychun Having done around 400+ scenes with women in my porn career I can tell you women need to be a lot more worried about their ph than their labia.
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Vegas Thanksgiving. Cheers! 🦃💦
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I hope you’re being extra gay today and every day.
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Unexpected swimming opportunity but all I had in the trunk was mid matched porno bikini pieces.
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@cmclymer Happy to have you. When the time comes, avoid stilettos and soggy lawns.
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💣🐚
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Saddest thing about being a sex worker is when a good client dies and you can’t publicly eulogize them and make it all about you.
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Just sayin:
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@anylaurie16 @nypost When we sign up to be sex workers we also sign a social contract that says we can’t be robbed or raped and that our murders are justified. That’s the cost of properly valuating your emotional and sexual labor.
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@Yassir_Lester Or expiration dates depending on how poor you grew up.
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Before you agree to be face/bodyscanned by a porn company...you're selling them an avatar that they can put into any sexual scenario, as many times and with anyone they want, a performer with no rights and no boundaries who works for free. As @dickavery says: DON'T BE STUPID.
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