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Genie: what are your 3 wishes
Me: make every word 5 letters long
Genie: wishh grant
Meeee: makee every wordd start withh "sn"
Snnie: snshh snant
Sneee: snkee snery snrdd snddd snthh "eed"
Sneed: sneed sneed
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this meme has gotta be a dream for teachers. no more "1 2 3 eyes on me", all u gotta say is "lock the fuck in" and every little shit gonna look at you like this
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sigh
Microsoft’s Copilot AI is coming to gaming, starting with Minecraft
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im a bit conflicted on the "ps5 has no games" meme because on one hand its just a bunch of zoomers recycling a joke they were too young for and desperately trying to be this guy
but i cant lie saying "notice how he didn't buy any games" on every pic of a PS5 setup is a lil funny
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@ughimsoquirky
"big boobs!" is such a fucking ridiculous opener and i cannot believe it got worse from there
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>character has completely horseshit okizeme
>unblockables up the ass
>can meterdump you for 50% life ezpz
>exists in the game where all of the good characters have the ability to Literally Just Turn Off Hard Knockdowns
The other day i watched a video abt this fucking guy and its so fucking funny he would be top 1 in any other normal fighter
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>stonetoss works at the literal fucking soy factory
You can't make this shit up.
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90% OF THE FUCKIN SERIES BEING LOCKED TO A CONSOLE FROM 15 YEARS AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT
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i do not want to talk to my computer.
i do not want my computer to talk to me.
i hold these beliefs for the same reason i would not want to invite the Devil into my home.
what is so hard to understand
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@PuppyGirlFPS
raw fighting game evolution in the wild. not tainted by wikis or guides.
i need to follow this man's career and study him for science. what game and what character. presuming he's totally new to FGs, or has maybe had some casual exp in the past? i must know everything.
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@midnightperfec
how dare you go against my ignorant generalizations
guards, put him in the contraption.
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>no bans ruleset
>produces hypest tournament of the year
bros i think they might be onto something
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it's begun
I noticed a glint of sadness in Hbox's eyes. I imagined him as an actor trapped on a stage, forced to perform for an audience he grew weary of. “I'm here for you,” I wanted to say, but it was too late...Hbox had already begun his pop off, killing everyone in the first few rows.
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@twinkbride
my stupid ass, rather than hearing "man menstruating bcuz trans", interpreted the bleeding as "bro i got shot" because tampons are actually like the best thing to plug bullet wounds
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>good zoning with strong chip damage
>the good characters can just turn that off too
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he cant even kill himself either this is some I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream shit
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@StellaNoxEclair
shoutouts to that one guy who's mom is reading one piece and she's caught small plot details that are foreshadowed early on from like a billion miles away. in fairness she's an english teacher but fuck is it impressive.
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@GluffOfficial
@LetItMelo
You make a good point here, actually.
Either way, it's not as bad as what Ready Player One did with him lmao.
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i dont think a video has been as consistently hilarious to me as the matpat chester stone cuban sandwich video
the way the AI is trained on like 2013 matpat to where he constantly sounds like he's dropping the bombshell of how the Companion Cube has a dead body in it
brilliant
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literally all of ultimate has happened between prime 4 being confirmed
lmfao
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@CatalystNB
The Griefhardt skin is such an absolutely incredible design and I'm so sad it had to be used in Overwatch.
To a lesser extent, it applies to Reinhardt himself, but I just think Griefhardt looks way cooler.
Man I hate Overwatch but fuck if this skin isn't the coolest looking thing in any video game ever.
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@AkameSSB
@McDonalddd_
the funniest part is that the fuckin saying works perfectly well if boss just said "robbed" instead
grassroots smash was WILD
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>Jonathan Joestar
>"i wish you never existed"
opinion instantly invalidated
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@hotcoffei
i don't know the exact date but i remember seeing it float around 2010-2011? around there
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fellas. its time.
Tune in on June 21 at 7:00 a.m. PT for a
#NintendoDirect
livestream featuring roughly 40 minutes of information focused mainly on Nintendo Switch titles launching this year, including new details on Pikmin 4.
Watch it live here:
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@LSDX500
self deprecating humor is the worst shit that has ever happened to modern culture genuinely
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Uh oh, I was too busy playing Elden Ring and didn't realize the attention this post would get.
If reading the ramblings of a cynical drunken madman with too much time on his hands sounds like your idea of a good time, drop a follow or whatever.
Pic unrelated. Also, go Capitals.
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oh i muted this at like 300 likes lol. hi everyone
i don't even like sonic that much, but the way his soul straight up got ripped out of him after brawl boils my blood lmao, this shit goes beyond an artstyle change. feelsbad
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@Sylono_LieGuano
@cherrysinceri
'diamond dougs' is one of the funniest things i have ever read Jesus Christ
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incidentally, it is probably LOST's strongest legacy. which is kinda fucking crazy if you were around for it and saw firsthand how cataclysmically huge LOST was.
If you think about it this is arguably the most influential piece of pokemon fanart ever made
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fucked up how vanilla became the catch-all term for basic even though it is a rich and complex flavor from what was previously the rarest spice in the entire world
vanilla haters will be trapped in everlasting darkness
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where the fuck did you all come from
this was supposed to be just another "old man yells at cloud" moment
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competitive pokemon consistently has the greatest shitposts and i have no idea why
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@undermythumb69
@binej_yeah
no fucking way did liquid chris get a PhD holy fuck this is the best timeline
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@wandydoodles
@PunkyTheAlt
I saw this movie completely blind with family once. Nothing could have prepared me for this fucking scene. I don't remember much from the full movie, but this moment has stuck with me since I saw it.
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@Terminatier
@greentexts_bot
it will never not be hilarious to me where for hundreds of years we've been mutilating penises because men cant be trusted to wash their dick
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@Primrose_Ellie
@benmorelli
@akechitime
@soupthatistohot
yeah maxing kawakami first is genuinely optimal lmfao
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@_Beesu
what do we do when he eventually drops some change at an inopportune moment and reaches level two
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You make fun of him, but MVC3 almost definitely saved him from waking up in an ice-cold bathtub with a kidney suspiciously misplaced.
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my youtube glitched and swapped thumbnails around with some humorous results
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holy shit we really just saw a 'you claim to hate capitalism yet you exist' completely unironically
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@broskiFGC
my whole ass flow
being in an FGC space and hearing someone call the mirror match a "ditto"
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not to mention that the PS3 can barely even fucking RUN mgs4 agagagagagagahhgaggaggahhhahagaga konami please port this shit to modern consoles
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@sevenpink21
i mean flagpoles arent the *most* uncommon thing but yeah man the upper and core required is nuts, there's a reason you only see yoked people doing it
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@IronsparkSyris
if you want a real answer, a lot of it depends on the translation you read. some go for more immediately easy-to-read stuff while others lean hard on the whole "thee thou thy ..." stuff (which lends itself to more 'wohoaohoa so frickin metal dude')
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@Shumpu1p
we found the white equivalent
If a nigga got this haircut and say he good at smash bros, believe him
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being in an FGC space and hearing someone call the mirror match a "ditto"
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ok but when warner bros does it, they're based and redpilled
Every time you launch a new Metal Gear game on Switch, you're interrupted by this bullshit message:
"Please don't get triggered and try to cancel us for fictional games that were created during the turn of the century as very few people in the 21st century possess a backbone."
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@SlashNurse
this may be the most fucked up interaction in ult history
>nair doesnt connect
>steve tries to footstool dair true punish
>fucked it up, gluto gets his shield up in time for the dair
>gets fucking lifted off the ground by the anvil???
>GETS HIT ANYWAYS?????
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@nescartridges
they made his mouth a texture and removed the "you're too slow" soundbite
they fucking ruined him man
no more experessions with eyebrows
im not even a big sonic fan either but this shit is ridiculous
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@SAFAIAFGC
@SunflowerPillar
the woman has the virgin kink.
the sonic games collection is a different person (likely male). and by showing off their sonic game collection that means they're a...
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WARIO COSPLAY IS HERE BOYS
CAN I GET A FUCKIN "WAAAAAAH"
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terrible at carving pumpkins but check this fuckin shit out
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@ExaltedLT
The thing is with that is that when you make a joke like this, it's not clear whether or not we should ask "hey bro u aight" or just nervously chuckle. Clarity is important.
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@john_goetz
@angeIilo
This. People see watching anime as something to be completed, rather than experienced.
It's sad.
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i sincerely believe that everyone posting about this movie like "we did it boys" with avatar reaction images is an NPC
like there's no fucking way there's actually a fanbase for this series, right? i only started seeing avatar fans after the "no cultural impact" post
‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ is predicted to pass $1 billion worldwide tonight.
Read our review:
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this is funny only because peter griffin saying "fortnight" and joe swanson saying "overwatch" is fucking hysterical
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guards dont even say "hail, citizen" when you pass them by anymore. we used to be a country.
a few years ago I think I'd have a "cops suck but some level of law enforcement is necessary" stance but now I'm leaning towards replacing them with medieval guards who have to actually patrol while wearing leather armor with an old timey lantern
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the grip this motherfucker had on nintendo communities in the late 2000s/early 2010s
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oh my fucking god i just realized why mario party 5 had really weird political/voting/democracy ads
its because like. mario PARTY. like political party. oh my fuck.
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