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My mom turned 50 today and she looks cute
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Kilishi way Dey high?
@cannabishub
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Cannabis infused beef jerky? 💨🥩😋
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Be like say switch don spoil
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@pepperdemm
Bummy
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I want to be choked😥
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Wizkid just passed me. He is too soft 🤌🏾
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Kendrick looks like he already smoked the joint
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This him?
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Do me nice 🙊
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You brought tankssss!!!! WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN BOKO HARAM ATTACKED AND WAS BOMBING PEOPLE!????
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Three years ago I had a lump in my breast, it hurt like a fucker!! I had a minor surgery on the 19th of September 2016, and I’ve been going for regular checkups since then. We move! #NoBraDay
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@ChideraE__ You mean pineapple apple pen?
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@Thekookoorere @chuuu_ma Na simple question, shey na you abi no be you ?
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Hourglass, now isn’t the time for this
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@ollyFYB @tobyybanksz I bet you’d disappear 😭😭
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Trump go see #EndSWAT he go just confuse😭
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Help, they kidnapped me
@principe_viii
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Tweet like you’ve been kidnapped.
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Texting is so hard😭😭 it’s easier to scroll through Twitter 🤝
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I canceled a trip cause I didn’t need it anymore. See what the bolt driver sent me
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It's the lesbianism ✨
@flygodT
We$t
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Abj babes just get peaceful aura
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If I propose to Joanna does that mean I’m going to marijuana?
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You know what PDA means right?
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@dxvmxnds God gave you shoulders for a reason 🤣
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Need fingers. In my pussay
@kusssman
𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟
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need titties. in my mouth
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I had to do this for the culture @BlaqBonez
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Scully lost, not drake
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I’m getting this on a shirt
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YKTV!!
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Umar
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Trust one Chelsea fan somewhere is drinking beer rn.
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Look at me I’m Mr nudes
@DapoEko_
Èkó 🎬
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I get over 20 nude pictures daily and i don't even sweat about it. It takes a certain level of trust for women to share some things with you. Grow up, son!
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The face. The ability
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@lifeoftope
tunji the engine
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The face. The ability
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“Is that loud?” Wetin e Dey smell like ? Mumu
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@_ayokunle_ @ChideraE__ I’ve seen death note obviously but there was a video some time ago that had him singing about pens and apples 😂
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Omo tough times don Dey last
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My sister y’all 😻😻
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Ik came on Rihanna’s live and 😭
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😂
@stilleniola
ididntsneezebutblessyou
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Drop a video of your face being as natural as possible 😍 let’s admire. Don’t air me pls🥺 Here’s mine
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Insufficient funds. We move 🤞🏾
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Ordering my MacBook today 🤞🏾
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Lil catch Vs Big Catch
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So I did this 😂
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@ayokuyee
Ayo
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Why did nobody tell me that it was this easy! 😐👎🏾
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Also defeat Aku while you’re at it
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Another one⚠️⚠️
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T-bag cut off his own hand to escape, he also ate a human being in the desert, swallowed a key and a map, and would rape you if you didn’t hold his pocket 😭
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This is dark but he’s probably used to that
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Dremo Dey burst Mayorkun headdd😂😂😂💀
@Mayorkun
MAYORKUN
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Biggest fan o 😂 @Dremodrizzy
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Me/ the sibling 🧡
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Let kepa suffer for 600 years in this life
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looking for a job in Abuja, open to PR jobs (for restaurants, lounges, businesses) open to PA jobs, and basically anything. Help 🥲🤲🏾
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Pt 2. Out of context 😂
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We have to give it to the old nollywood for giving us the memes we have today abeg 😂
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You get a lot of pussy yay!!
@Ugo_richie
YugöNna
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So after the Tire and Sansa matter I had to go and ask babe and her junior colleagues And this was my result. I'm clean guys 🥰🥰 Have you checked you status??
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Laid my Daddy to rest yesterday, it wasn’t easy but it had to be done. I pray his beautiful soul rests in the bosom of his Lord. Till we see again Big man💙🕊
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Mozilla
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He has to get used to lifting cups quite early 🤝
@meen_alameen
ocean
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Project Mbappe baby is definitely not drinking from a feeding bottle...can’t raise bottlers in this house.
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@khemisola29 @_Christy___ @DamolaKO You’re missing the point of the tweet love.
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Have you smiled this morning tho? 💜✨
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We no go ever forget all the youth way die for toll gate 💔🕊 #EndSARSMemorial
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Burna helped Stormzy and Diddy sha
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Me as a therapist: should I roll another one ?
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Grab a little pussy when you grab the ass
@I_DontCheat
꒦꒷ET꒷꒦
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Bombaclaat?
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No makeup VS makeup 👀
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@msruthie_ebony
Aunty mama
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No makeup vs makeup 😬🥴
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Kussman has to be the biggest scam out here. Hard guy but e Dey love up for WhatsApp. Shame
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I want to spoon somebody’s son and give him brezz to suck😪
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“I’m not supposed to be here” sex
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Rain way beat us today go wash our Benz tomorrow 🙏🏾
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Knock before you enter my room please My mother:
@cassiniemmanuel
Wayward Child🌿🦍 𓅓
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Bombolaat
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@Lovelydiia_ Near death ? Brooo I visit hell and say hi to the devil mehn!!!!
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And so fucking what ??
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“Find attached some provocative images I thought would sit well with you”
@kusssman
𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟
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If Ogbeni Dipo sends traps , it would be through email.
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Lol I want to know how you taste but as friends tho 🤝
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Tell your babalawo to renew your subscription
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And that’s facts.
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God of United 😭
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So What should we do dear 😭
@Onyiibekeh
Dr. Onyii with a double i
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Of course, Nigerians and using humor to cope with impending doom.
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2+2 = ICM
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And your Uber is outside oh😭
@Sailwhitney
whitney
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All dressed up to sit my ass inside.
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Who works in silver bird cinemas please I need to delete a footage from your cctv🙏🏾
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@chemicalbrodar Girls will take it too serious and fight go start 🙄🙄
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Crushing on myself this morin 🤩
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This doesn’t apply to COLORADO ohhhhh
@_Yoddha
Maya Angelou
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Don’t be a quitter, smoke the whole joint. 😏😏
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Stoner not aspiring mad woman 🙏🏾
@Medicaljane__
Gold Plug🔌🔌
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You’re stoner but can you chest Colorado?
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If you don’t then you dirty 🤧
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Send your friends thirst traps, it’s healthy
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Justin you were prolly 5-6 years in 2002, what did YOU know about the economy then?
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Girls really need to stop doing this shit fr
@puteraryans
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Nak tanya, perempuan rasa benda ni kelakar ke?
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MY GOD NO DEY FLOP!!
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God of United 😭
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The “horny”on the TL today is on a whole different level 💀
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I like my women pretty and thick
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I’ll suck your dick and roll your weed for you
@dhaboy01
Dhaboy 😎
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To the person reading this now, mention two benefits of dating you.
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University of Nigeria Nsukka ,Faculty of social sciences Department of Political science Dr. Onah!!!
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Let’s be useless together.
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Omo they are fighting in front of my estate, if you’re coming from town towards games village, Prince and princess, gaduwa and gudu. Please remain where you are!!
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Love to see it
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Grateful for growth🙏🏾
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Trying to talk to me even when you see me with earphones.
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Crusher,loud & raw
@JustZakiyya
Zakiyya
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The Bermuda Triangle
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If I carry my child to school on the first day and he doesn’t cry I’ll pinch him
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Do you have hoyl ?
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