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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป

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#mgstwt #fallouttwt #yumetwt | 18 | cis white bi ouppygirl :3 | ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Dm for Comms | #1 venom snake kisser (do not debate me) ๐Ÿ’ช| ๐Ÿ”ž alt @somelazywhore

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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
7 days
Hereโ€™s my version of Inktober for this yearโ€ฆ #Lazytober !!! Hereโ€™s the prompts Iโ€™ll be using. Itโ€™ll be a piece every single day for all of October. Look forward to em!!! Thank you to everyone who suggested words :)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
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Big Bush AKA Fem!Venom Snake
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Hey guys do you want me to break your fucking hearts. Both of them loses the arm they touch the other with in this cutscene
@bbkazhourly
Hourly BBKaz โ˜†
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
his voice crack when he says commander. I need that man carnally
@hourlybigboss
Hourly Big Boss
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[Peace Walker]
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
You (cosplay) vs Your Comfort Character ๐Ÿ“ฆโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
8 months
@Miles_Mandel Someone please please please write a fic abt this Iโ€™m begging
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
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Kazuhira miller
@Sockfunkyz
Sockfunky ๐Ÿ‰
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
*with war criminal rizz* hey V ๐Ÿคค
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@kshumeko
ava ๐ŸŒŸ
4 months
artistsโ€ฆ i have a reference for you
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@hourly_ocelot
hourly revolver ocelot
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Big Boss Hard (the blood rushes so fast from my brain to my boaner that I pass out)
@Sphynxian
Robert Brookes ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™
3 months
the "I just had taco bell" roulette wheel
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
I dug this up from way back when. Enjoy Vsnake nation
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
CHAT WE GOT THE PISS FILTER BACK LETS GOOOO
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
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heres your scraps eva nation
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Venom snake oiled up per request. #mgsv
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
Some gender bent V/Arsenal (also just some more fem!vsnake in general heeheeโ€ฆ)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Heโ€™s now digital I love him
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Bonus for the chat
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
The metal gear solid series is great because they took a far more interesting look at the Bible. What if both Adam and Eve wanted to fuck the snake, and actively beat the shit out of eachother for the chance?
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
@HodariNundu WAIT THIS CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING COOL???
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
โ€œYouโ€™re not a snake. And Iโ€™m not an ocelot. Weโ€™re both men. With names.โ€ #bosselot
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Gang do I redraw this screenshot..
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Pspspspspsps #bbkaz nation come get your food
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@heavenlybug_
bug ๐Ÿ”ž
3 months
love the idea of kaz following bb around like a little puppy whenever hes not on missions .. realistically hed probably be busy with his own stuff but its soooooo cute to think about .. "what are we doing today boss ..!"
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
As requested. I live to serve
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@cainformerlyhin
CAIN
2 months
someone on mgstwt PLEASE draw this picture with venom snake as the guy i BEG you
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
16 days
his curves Iโ€™m about to explode
@pthumeruu
rat๐Ÿ€
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he's straight up just flirting with ocelot here lbr
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Someone wanted an ouppy so hereโ€™s the best diamond dog, DD :D #mgsv
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
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Current state of this acc
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
โ€œAnyway I better get this one home. See ya Kaz.โ€ โ€œNOOOOO NONONOOOโ€ฆ โ€œYyyyessss >:(โ€œ Anyways hereโ€™s to clingy Varsenal and terrible sleeping habits.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Oh no, not me, I never lost controlโ€ฆ #mgsv
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Yeah I think everyone should make their oc X canon in the sims
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
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If we get delta news today everyone who replies gets 1 silly doodle, very small, very cutesy
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
this the shit ocelot woulda messaged Bibo in the mgs3 era
@chumblings
spooky scary skeleton
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Hot take; THIS is the best raiden look. Not MGS2, not MGRR, but MGS4 trenchcoat raiden
@timelyraiden
Hourly Raiden
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Can confirm it makes me giggle and kick my feet like an insane person
@mcapriglioneart
Melissa Capriglione @ NYCC J34
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how to make an artist happy:
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
4 months
Figured Iโ€™d post some of my old artwork here. A MGSV Venom Snake for Inktober of last year. Day 1 was โ€œDreamโ€ so naturallyโ€ฆ โ€œIโ€™m still in a dream, snake eaterโ€ฆโ€ ๐ŸŽถ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
4 months
@lanadelreyjrjr Emphasize on the new joy in their eyes. Everytime I see a pre and post transition pic I canโ€™t help but smile bc the energy that radiates from folks post-transition is like looking at the sun!! Theyโ€™re so bright and happy and itโ€™s wonderful!!
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Made this in magma on vc with people lmao
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
11 days
Arsenal Wyvern circa 2018, aged 62. Still kicking it even long past the end of the Diamond Dogs, working at Maverick. The world may be without snakes, but there are still dragons. Hereโ€™s her partially in and out of her combat-grade cyborg gear.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
kicking my feet and giggling ocelotters in chat look at him
@mgs3cunteater
-_-
2 months
@Somelazybitch I KNOWW hereโ€™s a closeup for you
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Drama? In mgstwt? Could not be me yโ€™all my ass is promoting love and joy. I like to play and draw. I want all of the world to be kind to one another. I think everyone should be happy and cool. Love yโ€™all chat remember that the universe said I love you bc you are love โค๏ธ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Bonus for the chat
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Venom Snake MGSV my babygirlโ€ฆ.
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@SO0u0o
VEIN ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿฉธ || free ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
FUCK IT!!!! DRAW YOUR BABYGIRL IN THIS POSE IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
I would milk this man till his stomach would cave in like a capri sun.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
I have 855 on hereโ€ฆ. The power of big bushโ€ฆโ€ฆ. Chat if I reach 900 Iโ€™ll draw her with her boobs out ๐Ÿ‘€
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
NSFW, my minor oomfies and audience pls look away . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So we can all agree that revolver ocelot meows during sex right? And purrs afterwards? Okay? Okay good.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Hey chat. I hate digital lmao. Redraw of my #inktober2023 piece.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Twitter hide likes. Which means no one will know if you like chubby v. V with a dad bod oghhhhohohooo Iโ€™m gonna have a stroke heโ€™s so prettyโ€ฆ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
107 bookmarks. Sluts. All of you (I say, being the idiot who made the thing one handed)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
Big Bush AKA Fem!Venom Snake
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
4 months
Fuck I LOOOVE when fics fully explore how cult-leader esque Big Boss is. So often I spend going haha funny autistic man and I frequently forget this man is, in universe, a soldierโ€™s boogeyman
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
10 days
Another sketch of an older Arsenal Wyvern circa MGRR-era. Here sheโ€™s wearing more civilian blade-runner-style legs as opposed to the military grade ones she uses for Desperado work.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Kazuhira my bisexual icon
@bbkazhourly
Hourly BBKaz โ˜†
2 months
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Yeah someone would leave pregnant and it ainโ€™t gonna be me
@saladinskull
โŸ Skull Face Facts โŸ
2 months
Ceremony ๐Ÿ… METAL GEAR SOLID V
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
@greyflavor I dig the meme but the artist said not to repost their work anywhere?? Itโ€™s the first thing in their bio?? And you didnโ€™t credit em??
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
Teeniest of teeny sneak peeks at what Iโ€™m cooking up on the alt ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
NSFW, my minor oomfies and audience pls look away . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So can we all agree that Kaz has frequent voice cracks like that when you fluster him. Or, dareisay, perhaps even when you fuck himโ€ฆ. Noโ€ฆ I shanโ€™t sayโ€ฆ.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Been a while since I broke him out of his box
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
My beautiful majestic wife
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@miffyismissing
yaoi jesus || 6/6 exams complete!
1 month
if u think ur the number 1 fan of a male character ur wrong bc there will always be a lesbian out there who calls him by she/her pronouns who u truly cannot compete with
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Ocelot really said โ€œyeah I was crushing bad back in โ€˜64 but Iโ€™ve since learned itโ€™s โ€™not okay to shoot your crush in the eyeโ€™ and โ€˜not socially acceptableโ€
@hourly_ocelot
hourly revolver ocelot
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
29 days
Just some of the varsenal cooked up in vc for magma board night. Me and the emotional support war criminal. (Also credit to my wonderful companion noodle for the top left doodle)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Heโ€™s going in my jar
@hourlybigboss
Hourly Big Boss
2 months
[Merchandise] Nendoroid Venom Snake: Sneaking Suit Ver.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Does this to everyone in chat (all of you minus the porn bots are oomf)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
MGSV Ocelot, my half of an art trade with the ever-talented @sciel_ !!
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
Redrew this as varsenal ๐Ÿ’ƒ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Hey chat! Wanted to let everyone know I'm setting up a small server for my following. Anyone is welcome to join, esp since EVERYONE who follows me becomes oomf (minus porn bots n weirdos, who get blocked..) Folks who added me will get invs first. Stay tuned heehoo
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
9 days
Arsenal Wyvern circa 2018, aged 62, makes her work as a merc for hire. After losing her legs from the knees down, she was made into a cyborg. Currently employed under Maverick Security Consulting, she spends a lot of time running missions alongside Raiden.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
8 days
Hi chat. Just saying if youโ€™re too shy just comment or rt this or something to show and Iโ€™ll slide into your dms and strike up a convo. You may be scared but Iโ€™m not heheheheee
@pinkihearts
rie ๐ŸŽ€
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
I need to be spayed. I need to be put down like a feral dog. I would suck him till he crinkles up like a juice box HELLOOOOOOO SIIIRRRR
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Ahhh Iโ€™d forgotten about this cutscene. The one where he gets his first boner and awakens his torture fetish
@hourly_ocelot
hourly revolver ocelot
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Be nice to me chatโ€ฆ first time properly face revealing as of today lmao. Andddd hereโ€™s some bonus punished โ€œvenomโ€ Sam for yโ€™all :D made the arm myself. Plus the dog tags have Vโ€™s actual info on em lmao
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Happy #PortfolioDay chat! Lemme repost some of my old stuff. Iโ€™m a college kid whoโ€™s an artist in her spare time. I hope to make a career of it one day. As of now, Iโ€™m a traditional artist with Metal Gear Solid brainrot โค๏ธ Hereโ€™s some of my favorite works!
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
:3
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@radioheadfan22
ilovefyodor69yaoi
2 months
if men could get pregnant who would be the first on your list
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
โ€œYouโ€™re pretty 300d!!โ€ AKA a play on youโ€™re pretty good with a 300 follower milestone lmao. Enjoy an mgs3 ocelot ๐Ÿ™ (3/5)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
I love this fucking picture bc it looks like sheโ€™s eating him. Like in a non sexual way. She looks like heโ€™s being chewed on like a dog toy. Snake eater is about Eva actually. She ate him.
@hourlybbeva
hourly bbeva ๐Ÿ’Œ
3 months
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Hey gang just wanted to say I do not fw proshippers!! If I follow someone bad please lemme know my ass tends to follow a ton of people indiscriminately and that means some rough folks can slip in. I donโ€™t fw pedos, zoos, the like.
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
7 days
My part of a crossover redraw of a bunch of server mgs ocs!!!! Arsenalll!!!! :D
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
In case anyone wants to find me. Discord and Steam are LazyCharizard, tumblr is Hastvic. Feel free to add me ๐Ÿซก
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Art vs Artist ๐ŸŽจ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
YAYYYY CHIITAN LIKES METAL GEAR SOLID!!!!!!
@chiitan7407
ใกใƒใŸใ‚“โ˜†๏ผChiitan
2 months
@Nitroid Metal Gear Solid movie scenes are the best! Snake is the strongest and the best and I love him Chiitan love"Metal Gear Solid"it's the best! All "Metal Gear Solid"please follow Chiitan's X! Let's enjoy together๐Ÿ’œ
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
4 months
And to top off all the Kaz pieces (I had a lot less than I thought I didโ€ฆ) a homosexual vkaz stare
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
venom snake yay
@ImHareHunter
harehunted
5 months
How I look after tweeting "[fave character] yay" and getting 2 likes + oomf in comments saying "waow"
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
The battle of the Twin Snakes atop the back of Metal Gear Rex; Solid Snake vs Liquid Snake. (Pose based the Bloody Stream OP from JJBAโ€™s Part Two: Battle Tendency, a tribute to my former fandom <3)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
10 days
โ€œDonโ€™t be afraid of killing me with the pain of loveโ€ ๐ŸŽถ #mgsv
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Youโ€™re pretty goodโ€ฆ
@FlashWhite_
Flash W (open for commissions)
3 months
The cowboy wah
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
Solid Snake and a baby Sunny (Otacon is recordingโ€ฆ)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
1 month
Stupid varsenal meme redraws
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
27 days
just busted a nut on stream thank you oomf
@novicere
Novi ฮ”โ„๏ธ
27 days
BIG BOSS ๐Ÿ #mgs
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Red ombrรฉ is back chat letโ€™s goooo (also new phone. Do any of yโ€™all know what I should put in itโ€ฆ)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Hey chat! (And mgstwt and yumetwtโ€ฆ) Hereโ€™s the V x Arsenal animatic I promised. Hope folks like it, took me about a week(?) of on and off work. Be nice, I donโ€™t animate likeโ€ฆ ever lmao. #ocxcanon #mgsoc
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
chat Iโ€™m going to go into heat
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Iโ€™m crying sheโ€™s beautiful
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@Somelazybitch
Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
I have an idea for a very silly small change I could make to my pfp so as not to upset the chat but enough to appease me
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
I put on one fucking hat for the vacation and I come out looking like rosemary winters
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Vโ€™s SHIT EATING GRIN ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@hourlybigboss
Hourly Big Boss
2 months
[The Phantom Pain] Chicken Hat
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
How is it possible I, a cis woman, am getting gender envy for her. What.
@stsgtruther
Nay
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SHE LOOKS SO GORGEOUS WITH HER HAIR LOOSE
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
I love this gif bc the way you can tell the player was so goddamn offended by how far Ocelot threw that box
@hourlybigboss
Hourly Big Boss
2 months
[The Phantom Pain]
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
8 days
#stateofplay was booty, but at least we got 1 frame of the side of EVA and ocelot backshots
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
3 months
The various faces of V in my artworkโ€ฆ itโ€™s very fun to see how little style consistency I have lmao
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Feeling like Iโ€™m about to start a PMC with a brunette war criminal down in Costa Rica and maybe wrestle with him homoerotically. Feeling cute may get thrown through a sauna wall later ๐Ÿงก
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
8 days
1k reached does this mean Iโ€™ve unlocked niche internet microcelebrity status yet /lh
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
My MGS charm collection grows :D (please god. If you sell a V charm please put it in my inbox right now and you will have easy money. Please.)
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
4 months
Oh Eva I will never understand why you chose to carry the children of a man you loved but left behind. #mgs3
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
2 months
Hereโ€™s where I cook. I cannot be fucked to clean it atm
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Lazy/Sam | metal gear ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ eater ฮ” ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒป
8 days
sniffling oh my gkd thatโ€™s so many people how am I going to hug all of them :(( is that even possible to be able to hug that many people in one go????? Is there a system Iโ€™ll have to make??? Kisses all of you on the forehead ohmygoddd :(((((๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ
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