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Imagine Deadpool, John Wick, and a Mandalorian playing Pokemon Go in the same minivan.
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@DocStrangelove2
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@LPNational
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Just remember no matter who you pick as your presidential candidate for the libertarian party....
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We won't talk about that dude converting non-firing stuff into functional....
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A moment from Disicworld: The Hogfather. Death dresses as The Hogfather aka Santa and gives a child a sword. Give more kids swords.
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these are spent casings and used belt links from a belt fed machine gun.
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I mean... If there's 50 zombies coming for me I'll be fine.
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@DocStrangelove2
This is extremely realistic because the NYPD can't hit the broadside of a barn.
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@DocStrangelove2
The only reason I went with the USAF was they had a laser disc player for their recruiting video and the Army had a basic VHS.
The Marines had this thing and I swear the tape was older than the machine.
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@GeorgeTakei
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