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Liberal. Gay. Arab. Atheist. Polyglot. I invented post-its.

Washington, DC
Joined July 2009
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@SofaKingGay
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2 years
So, earlier today, I finally got my Green Card in the mail. After nearly eight years of waiting, I finally got permanent status in the United States! I am not being sent back to Saudi!!! 🎉 YAAAAAY!!!!
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@SofaKingGay
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“Are you better off than you were four years ago?” Me, four years ago:
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I went grocery shopping today.
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@SofaKingGay
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In 2000, both Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon (both huge Bernie supporters), claimed that Al Gore and George W. Bush were the same. They campaigned against Al Gore, giving us Bush. They’re more responsible for the Afghanistan and Iraq wars than Obama or Hillary will ever be.
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@SofaKingGay
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So it’s a win-win.
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🚨 Axios reports that Joe Biden’s VP search is down to Kamala Harris and Susan Rice.
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@SofaKingGay
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@thor_benson @michellemalkin To quote our esteemed President:
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@michellemalkin You were born stupid!
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@BarackObama I miss you, Mr. President. :(
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@SofaKingGay
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When I saw Cheetah Girls trending I immediately thought this:
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@SofaKingGay
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I’m an asylum seeker. I remember how my life was consumed by anxiety, nightmares and walking up sweating and vomiting in the middle of the night because I, as a gay man, had a crippling fear of being sent back to the Middle East. F*ck @SusanSarandon
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chris evans
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. @SusanSarandon “Donald Trump will bring the revolution immediately. If he gets in, then things will really explode.”
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@HoarseWisperer I was granted asylum. I’m not being sent back.
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@SofaKingGay
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Beto O’Rourke is 6’4, handsome, with a full set of hair, and married to a millionaire. He’s more alpha than you’ll be.
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Nothing says “man of the people” like a double cheeseburger on an English muffin. Also, if you’re married, try using a metal spatula on a nonstick pan around your wife and see what happens. 👺
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@DE_Gifford @rosstmiller “I hope the lines aren’t too crowded.”
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@tedlieu Omg shade.
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@Mediaite Good for her.
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@SofaKingGay
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For those criticizing Pete Buttigieg for his support for Justice Kennedy, please read his ruling on same-sex marriage.
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@RepSwalwell That flatulence was more intelligible, comprehensible, and grammatically accurate than anything a Trumper would ever say.
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@josecanyousee @kenklippenstein The guy who defeated Bernie in the Iowa caucus? Oh I remember.
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Watching #MorningJoe and I just wanna hug Joe Biden right now. The guy had a heart of gold and is empathic beyond word.
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(After years of waiting, I was granted asylum three months ago.)
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@thistallawkgirl Susan Sarandon.
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Bernie supporters lashing out at Rep. John Lewis.
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Anyone who thinks that the GOP is “the party of rich white men” clearly hasn’t heard of DSA.
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Says the guy who hanged gays from cranes.
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How can one without loving others be considered as a human being?
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I’m gay.
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@SofaKingGay
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@JoeBiden Done! Wishing you a speedy recovery, Mr. President! 🇺🇸
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Gays: “So, Mr. O’Rourke, how are you going to win over the gay voters?” Beto: “I’m 6’4.” Gays:
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chris evans
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Harris/O'Rourke 2020
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@AnnCoulter Lol ok. Just take the L and go home.
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@gaywonk Rogan is the ultimate Bernie Bro.
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@SofaKingGay
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I went grocery shopping today.
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@MeghanMcCain “To stick it to the libs” or something.
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@RobAnderson2018 @ResisterSiano Are you talking about Republicans, or the Saudis?
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I’m watching it and it’s glorious!
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chris evans
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Michael Moore is literally on the verge of tears on MSNBC right now.
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@live2lead @Mikel_Jollett @UrbanAchievr @nytimes The NYT treating Trump with kid gloves while treating Hillary like the devil incarnate.
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@yashar @LizMair me after reading that post:
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Mr. “Conservatism is the new punk rock” weighs in on weed.
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@TheSun This is a non-story but the fact remains that weed smells disgusting, makes people dull, lazy and its increasing usage is a sign of our society’s decay.
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@SofaKingGay
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Check out your browsing history.
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@SofaKingGay
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@ChurchofSatan Thank you for being so inclusive <3
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@stillgray @taylorswift13 She can say whatever she wants and you can’t silence her because this is America, not Saudi Arabia.
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@SofaKingGay
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I got the job.
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@coldlawgic @KenJennings I think he’s talking about Mondale.
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@SofaKingGay
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I’d rather drown myself in the Potomac.
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The world absolutely deserves a joint Glenn/Taibbi/Sully venture. I’d read it!
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@SofaKingGay
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1. I was granted asylum in the United States. 2. I got a kickass apartment in DC. 3. Most importantly, I made new friends that I wouldn’t exchange for the world.
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@ProjectLincoln @cameron_kasky The gay intern who posted this tweet deserves a raise.
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@BiancaNDelarosa This clip made me want to roll over and light up a cig. That guy hit all the right spots.
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@CNN The OK symbol has nothing to do with white supremacy! It’s just how Trump supporters show how much money they’re getting for the wall.
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As I’ve said before, the far-left and the far-right share a passion for isolationism, protectionism, and anti-Semitism. Corbyn is no exception. NATO is the best alliance of Western liberal democracies to ever emerge out of the Cold War.
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New. Corbyn: "We have got to be realistic that NATO is a major problem, and a major difficulty and we have to campaign against NATO's power and influence and its global reach because it is a a danger to world peace and a danger to world security" We are not safe under Labour.
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@SofaKingGay
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@AidenWolfe Saudi atheist here. I hear ya.
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@notcapnamerica I grew up a Muslim. I’m now an atheist. You don’t need religion to be a good person.
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Another f*ck you to @SusanSarandon
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I’m an asylum seeker. I remember how my life was consumed by anxiety, nightmares and walking up sweating and vomiting in the middle of the night because I, as a gay man, had a crippling fear of being sent back to the Middle East. F*ck @SusanSarandon
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@Liz_Wheeler @CIAspygirl @SonOfGodAndMan Barrier, not a concrete wall, which is a vanity project dedicated to appease Ann Coulter.
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@SofaKingGay
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(headless profile pic) “bi, married, discreet, can’t host”
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You know good and goddamn well Dad is on Grindr at 2 AM feverishly trolling for BBC. He need to give his daughter back her pants.
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@LaurenRulesAll @KHiveQueenB First of all, it’s “habibti.” “Habibi” is the masculine form of the word. Second, no one is “Arabic.” People of Arab descent are called “Arabs” or “Arabians.” ثالثًا، لن ادعم بيرني ساندرز أبدًا. По-четвёртых, научи себя английскому, тролль.
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Omg Christopher Cooper is a gay icon we stan.
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Zaddy 👀
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Why do conservatives, such as Ann Coulter and ISIS, hate gays so much?
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Last Thursday was national "coming out" day. This Monday is national "disown your son" day.
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As I watch this shitshow unfold, I can’t get over that one kid from UPenn who called into the @dpakman show to say he voted for Trump because of “political correctness” on campus and stuff.
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@SofaKingGay
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Prepping for a job interview. Wish me luck!
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@LiISnack Ten hours later?
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@RadioFreeTom No mimosas? That’s homophobic.
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@KHiveQueenB My response to a Bernie bro on Facebook.
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@TheRickWilson Remember when he tried to sue Bill Maher because Bill called him an orangutan?
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@cameron_kasky Bernie Bros like Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon campaigned in 2000 against Al Gore, giving us Bush. They’re more responsible for the Afghanistan/Iraq wars than Hillary would ever be.
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As I sip my drink, with the gentle breeze caressing my hair, and the iridescent fireworks cascading by the Capitol Building, I am reminded once again that I am lucky to live in this country. Happy birthday, America, you sexy bitch. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #july4th #Murica
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I just picked up the hardcover version of @RonanFarrow ’s book, “War on Peace,” after having bought the eBook version. It’s now more relevant than ever. (Here juxtaposed with @SamanthaJPower ’s book that makes a case for US interventionism.)
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@SofaKingGay
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@POTUS Got my first vaccine just now! Thank you, Mr. President!
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@danielmarven That water polo involved swimming with horses.
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@SofaKingGay
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@Nanisimo Su padre fue un abogado para OJ Simpson.
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@MrMubinShaikh When I saw Doug Ford elected as premier of *Ontario*, my heart sank. Some would think that your country would remain perpetually liberal, but with the rise of Ford, Levant, and Goldy, I’m worried about the upcoming federal elections up there.
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Clearly he doesn’t take “No” for an answer.
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That’s weird. I would’ve thought Roy Moore would lose interest as of ‘18.
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@TheRickWilson Did he lose the primary?
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I WAS GRANTED ASYLUM!!!! I’m not going back to Saudi!!!!
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@ImPotter @JMarieT03 @JebBush His father voted for Hillary Clinton, too.
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@LAgl0balist @benshapiro IKR? I’m literally shaking.
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It sounds like it was sent from a bill collector.
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Omg this is what Trump is sending to his supporters. I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣
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This is why we cried on November 8, 2016.
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In case I don’t respond to you, this is why. I’ve effectively muted every Bernie supporter on Twitter.
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@RealKHiveQueenB Good. We don’t want him. (I don’t believe in “ex-gay” but I just don’t like the guy.)
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I need this in my life. Also, new clothes.
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A Bernie supporter who came in 11th place and won only 2% of the votes in her campaign for public advocacy (even with the endorsement of Susan Sarandon) is accused of fraud? Shocking.
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OMG. Nomiki Konst has been exposed as a scammer, a grifter, and a fraud. Lock her up.
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@SofaKingGay
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I got an interview for a job next Wednesday! ^_^
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It’s officially my birthday. >.<
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@RobAnderson2018 @1980Dorothy I admire women. And I’m a man who likes men.
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@josecanyousee @RamonaMassachi As an asylum seeker, I cannot understand how people so blasé about this. (Granted, I was granted asylum but I can't imagine why would anyone through the undocumented (e.g. DACA) under the bus.)
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You guys hang gays from cranes and throw acid in women’s faces.
@khamenei_ir
Khamenei.ir
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The crime committed against this black man is the same thing the US govt has been doing against all the world. They have done the same in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Vietnam, & many other countries. This is the US govt’s nature & character that is being exposed today. #GeorgeFloyd
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Who wants to tell her?
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Sanders campaign co-chair Nina Turner criticizes candidates using Obama as “a prop” by putting him in ads
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@danmyersusmc @JFakhredin When Bernie Bros tell black and brown folk that “Kamala Harris is a cop,” the implication is clear: “She’s a cop!! Don’t ‘you people’ hate cops? Vote Bernie.” Personally I think it’s badass that she’s a “cop.” That makes me like her even more.
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@DDQ_30 @admiralmpj @pseudotodd @VoteBrendaJones And Bernie lost to Hillary—his *sole* and very “unlikable” opponent—by four million votes. Take several seats.
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@Zucchinna @nkem @T_FisherKing Yeah yeah yeah she’s a neoliberal centrist corporate establish shill cop who refused gender reassignment surgery for Mnuchin or something. Gosh you guys need to invest in a thesaurus.
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That “oh yeah, uh huh...” always SENDS me.l 💀💀💀
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6 months later and I'm still not over Kamala's face when Mark Warner held up that Velveeta cheese
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@vaporfade @shopping_target That’s my living room smh xD same tv and shows tho. But I’m not the guy in the first tweet.
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Meghan McCain’s husband is out there promoting Kamala Harris. And I agree, she’s a phenomenal enforcer of law.
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Ben Domenech
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Get Your 'Kamala Is A Cop' T-Shirt Now
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