Just Call Me Eva 🍉
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The next time some ignorant American tells me, as a Canadian, that I should mind my own business when it comes to their politics, I think it would only be prudent to remind them of
#IranPlaneCrash
that took 63 Canadian lives due to the actions and fallout of their "President".
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If you’re complaining that pride is being “shoved down your throat”, ask yourself if anyone from the LGTBQIA+ community has ever knocked on your front door and given you pamphlets about their beliefs.
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So wait.... 6 people experience blood clots after the Johnson and Johnson vaccine in the USA and they stop using it. But gun violence takes thousands of lives every year, yet no real gun control EVER happens. 🤔
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Soooooo apparently Pornhub has locked out Russia and if anyone from there tries to watch, all they see is the flag of Ukraine.
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It’s kind of funny to see the people protesting PROVINCIAL mandates carrying “Fuck Trudeau” signs.
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Con supporters: Trudeau has destoyed Canada.
Me: Examples please?
Cons: TURDeau. Justine. Eyebrows. You're triggered. Canada is ruined. SOCIALISM IS EVIL.
Me: Um, it's doing quite well actually. If you look at...
Cons: Fake News you libtard. Go drink water out of a box.
/fin
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I honestly do not give one single shit that our new Governor General doesn’t speak French. I DO give a lot of shits about certain people freaking the fuck out about it. She has said she was given no real opportunity to learn while growing up. Hmmm. I wonder why?
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And don't EVEN come at me with a "But it was the Iranians who did this" trope. Yes, they did. BECAUSE OF TRUMP. He instigated the ENTIRE chain of events.
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Just a friendly humane reminder. Being homeless isn’t a crime. But you know what isn’t humane?? Taking what little shelter they have in -22 degree weather and then tasing them when they try to fight for their belongings.
Yellow tape all around like it’s a crime scene!! Cops surrounding homeless Indigenous camp
@ricochet_en
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The amount of Alberta license plates we’ve seen through our little BC community this weekend is APPALLING. Stay the fuck at home. 😡
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Sure are a lot of Republican Americans REEEAAAALLYYY worked up over Canada’s handgun ban.
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Holy 💩
This should alarm everyone, even conservatives. “A tax funded mouthpiece for Justin Trudeau” is an appalling leap into fascist undermining of democratic rights of journalists. Pierre Poilievre is more brazen everyday.
Excellent job from this reporter, pushing for an actual answer to her question amid relentless personal attacks.
The whole “you’re biased” tantrum in the face of any and all tough questions is getting old — and obvious — really quickly.
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Hmmmm, should I listen to Ezra Irrelevant’s insane, groundless fear-mongering or listen to a highly-educated, intelligent doctor who has years of experience with infectious diseases. Gosh what a choice.
#IStandWithDrTam
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LMAOOOO my daughter just watched a CPC ad against JT and she says “old people shouldn’t be allowed to vote. It’s not your world anymore” and I fucking died 😂
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You guys, if the biggest Trudeau story of the day is plastic forks and knives, I’m thinking the
@CPC_HQ
is literally grasping at.... wait for it.... straws.
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Not only are those “influencers” being denied flights back, they’re also being outed as trying to scam the PCR tests w Vaseline, are still testing positive & will face fines and possible jail time when they (finally) get home. How do you say fuck around and find out in French?
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Here’s the thing. Just because I dislike and mistrust the Conservative party does not automatically mean I’m a rabid Trudeau fan.
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Every single politician who is supporting this trucker convoy is BY DEFAULT supporting any threats and attempts at violence that could be directed towards the Prime Minister.
Full stop.
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They harassed volunteers at a soup kitchen and demanded food.
They took food away from homeless people.
😢
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I dunno, back when we protested Harper, we just put stickers of his name on stop signs. I never wished harm on him.
This entire thing is so incredibly heartbreaking. I feel we are headed towards a complete societal collapse.
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So
#DonCherry
gets fired, which most people agree with, and yet there’s still a small noisy contingent of “free speech” warriors who fail to understand that there are heavy real-life consequences in saying awful racist things. Catch up, folks. The world is leaving you behind.
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We have Freedom of Expression in Canada.
Trans kids are at higher risk of suicide.
Kids are NOT pooping in litter boxes at school.
The PM isn’t a fascist/communist/autocratic/dictator.
Turkeys don’t cost $120.
5G won’t turn us into zombies.
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@LetitiaMontana
Went to my doctor the other day. I was asked to wear a mask and use hand sanitizer. So I did. I saw my doctor and went home
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Honestly, it’s like Pierre is running for President of student council and promising pizza every Thursday and no homework on weekends.
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I dunno, if a potential PM can’t even answer questions from the media without coming off as a petulant little bitch, he does NOT qualify for the job.
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Let me get this straight. Politicians can lie about their impoverished childhoods, set up snitch lines to tattle on their friends & neighbours, destroy the public education system and place LGTBQ youth & kids with autism in jeopardy but JT inherited money & THAT'S the bad part?
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Let me tell you how we got married.
It was at a family BBQ & nobody knew. While everyone gathered getting ready to eat, we stood up and handed out invitations. “Surprise” we said, and got married in the garden. (I carried my baby boy instead of a bouquet) Total cost was $400! 😂
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Hey Employers! STOP ASKING YOUR SICK EMPLOYEES FOR DOCTOR'S NOTES. This is not often covered by medical, so it costs them $ AND it means they come and spread their illness around when they should just be at home in bed. Just please. Believe them when they say they have the flu.
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I’m really starting to dislike Erin just as much as I disliked Andrew.
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A small minority of people may think that Erin O’Toole’s “joke” about the Prime Minister moving into a port-a-potty is a real knee-slapper. I’d wager good money that those very people also tell racist jokes and think that I ❤️ O&G t-shirts are the height of fashion.
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So when Danielle continues to fuck up Alberta, the people who voted for her know that they can’t blame Trudeau for it, right? Right???
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Look, the second you reveal that you deny climate change, I will automatically lump you in with Flat-Earthers and you no longer hold any intellectual merit with me.
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Am I the only Canadian who doesn’t like Timmies?
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Get this. My sister is an elementary school EA, she told me some parents are withdrawing their daughters from school as a precaution because the teaching staff are getting vaccinated and they don’t want their daughters to become infertile. 🤦♀️
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My dad just sent me this. Those deer aren’t lying down 😂😂😂
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Have Pierre, Candice and Andrew figured out a way to blame Trudeau for Putin’s attack on Ukraine yet?
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I lost my paternal grandmother this weekend. She was married for over 70 years. Loved a good dirty joke. Made bread like a boss. Danced with my grandpa every chance she could. Wore lipstick every day.
And she died, surrounded by love.
I ❤️ you, GG.
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Does Erin O’Toole think this what Canadians want in a leader? A childish wanna-be-bully, with a shitty sense of “humor”?
This guy is a fucking asshole.
#ErinOTrump
What a fucking wiener. Seriously. Such a try hard wannabe American. And the audio sucked making it more wieneriffic.
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Here’s a thought. Let���s stop asking old white men if they think racism exists. 🤷🏼♀️
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There’s an alarmingly large number of people who clearly do not understand any of these political/governmental terms:
Dictatorship. Communism. Authoritarian. Fascism. Socialism.
Please. PLEASE. READ A GODDAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING 🤦♀️
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Oh hey, new slogan idea:
“CPC - The porta-party”
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My sister just drove by the protest in Nelson, locked eyes with Chris Sky and yelled at him that he’s a racist.
Not all heroes wear capes. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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I don’t get the fear of socialism. I mean, the basic tenets of humanity is to care, support and help each other. How is that a bad thing? I’m not religious but JESUS man. He preached that shit, no? So WHY are all the hyper-religious against what he taught? 🧐🤷🏼♀️
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If your go-to answer to all the forest fires is “iT’s ArSoN” you just might be a fucking idiot.
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#HurricaneDorian
should head straight for Mar-a-Lago and level that place to the fucking ground. Wouldn’t that be the best karma ever? Bet FEMA would get all the funding then 😒
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Just read an article with Michelle Rempel and Lisa Raitt bemoaning the increasing violent towards politicians. Like, maybe STOP FANNING THE FLAMES OF HATEFUL DIVISION FOR STARTERS 🤷🏼♀️
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What kills me is that this drives Conservatives nuts. God forbid he actually exercises. Let’s see Scheer go for a run... 😂🤷🏼♀️🏃🏻♂️
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Gosh another day where, yet again, I won’t need an assault rifle to go about my regular routine!
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Found these guys in my garden yesterday. I’ve named them Andrew and Pierre.
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No fucking thanks. Keep your religion out of politics and stop cramming it down our throats 🖕🏼
@PierrePoilievre
Thank you sir. Let's make Christianity normal again. Our entire country was founded on and operates under it's beliefs afterall.
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Internalized patriarchy and misogyny is always more sad coming from a woman.
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Good gawd Pierre is such a caustic, whiny, cringey, offensive, pathetic, rude, snivelly, bombastic, impudent, callous, uncaring, divisive little snot rag.
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I’ve never been to Ottawa. Peeps who are familiar with it, tell me, how easy is it for “50,000” (lmao) trucks to get to Parliament Hill?
Haha 50,000. That’s too fucking funny
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According to many Conservative tweeters, Canada is a country completely destroyed, teeming with dangerous illegal immigrants. 🤔 I’m not sure where THEY live, but my Canada is doing ok...
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Annoying teens lurking around? Neighbours a different colour than you? Maybe that lady across the street likes other ladies? Hire a professional Grumpy Porch Yeller. For a small fee he’ll shake his fists and scream GET OFF MY LAWN.
#DonCherrysNextJob
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Every tweet that comes from someone in the
@CPC_HQ
assures me that if they were in charge right now, our country would resemble that of our southern neighbours.
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My hubby and daughter conspired and got me the Doc Martens I’ve been drooling over foreverrrrr. Holy shitballs I’m in LOVE with these boots 😍
#spoiledrotten
#asskickers
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Today, in my
#tyrannical
#communist
#dictatorship
country, I woke up, drank coffee while perusing the internet, had a hot shower, got ready, drove to work, made $, bought wine, drove home, shopped online, made dinner, watched Netflix. 😂
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I’ve done a lot of dumbass shit in my life but I’ve never held up a sign that caused the biggest crash ever in Tour de France history and for that I’m grateful.
#TourDeFrance2021
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Just thinking about the time I prepped an IUD tray, told the (male) doc the cervical numbing spray was on the tray too. He said “I’ve never needed to use that” to which I looked him in the eye & said SAYS THE GUY WITH NO CERVIX, he blushed & proceeded to offer it to the patient.
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I think deep down, even Andrew Scheer doesn’t like Andrew Scheer
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Who had a full set of encyclopedias growing up?
I did 😂
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I’m 100% convinced that Conservatives are some of the most unhappy, pessimistic, miserable, fatalistic people around. Like, do they ever have fun?
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Oh hey remember when Chrystia Freeland was verbally assaulted and called a bunch of names? Pierre took his sweet time to say anything* about that but boy oh boy, he sure whinged about being pressed by a journalist 😂🤣
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So let me get this straight. Pierre Poilievre is basing his entire “campaign” on *checks notes* the oil and gas sector and completely dismissing the millions of Canadians who want to move towards greener technology.
I’m not so sure he thought this through.
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So the CPC doesn’t believe in mandatory vaccinations (because bodily autonomy) but they don’t agree with a woman’s right to choose and then they also vote against the banning of conversion therapy.
Hypocritical cherry picking 🧐
#cdnpoli
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Anyone else feel like there’s something else looming? I have dread simmering in the pit of my belly. The whole “darkest before dawn” thing. I fear the cops know if they engage more forcefully, shit will get real in a very very bad way. 😐
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Of all the predictably sexist and completely ignorant victim-blaming cards Angus could play, he went with “she should have said something”
Get all the way fucked you decrepit misogynistic POS.
The video shows a damning picture of police behaviour. Freeland could at least have said something like “ quit bothering me” before the RCMP security guy acted like a thug when he assaulted Menzies. The bald cop and Freeland will wear this a lot longer than the hapless reporter.
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Last night I dreamt that Justin Trudeau (who was wearing an all-denim acid-washed suit) and I sat on a couch, smoked a doobie together and then totally ripped Andrew Scheer apart. I woke up laughing.
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Quick question. Are husbands born with the innate ability to stand directly in front of the place you need to be or do y’all take a pre-marriage course in it?
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If you still want to wear a mask how would you handle someone getting angry with you for wearing one?
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Gross, just watched Michelle “I Block Everyone” Rempel sniveling on the news about how big bad Trudeau isn’t administering the vaccines fast enough in the provinces. 🤦♀️
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When you think the world has gone to shit, remember there are more good people on this planet than bad. 🙏🏼💗
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To those who think the PM should meet w the protesters. With who? Pat King? Tamara Lich? The woman who danced on the tomb? The guy who pee’d on the memorial? The ones who took food from the soup kitchen? April, who got mad when her Facebook was shut down?
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Will
@AndrewScheer
‘s “Listening Tour” include First Nations, environmental advocates and LGBTQ groups? Or will it be a conservative-only vetted series of gatherings?
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Story time.
Once in a club a guy came up behind me and thought it was a good idea to lick my shoulder. I turned around and punched him as hard as I could in the gut and watched him drop like the sack of shit he was.
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If I, as a Canadian, have a gut-wrenching sense of impending doom, I cannot even imagine what it’s like for my American friends and family right now.
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After being unemployed since the beginning of the pandemic I just landed a job!!!
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Those fucking assholes who are using their own children as human shields to elicit sympathy when the injunctions eventually are enforced are absolute bags of dog shit. You do NOT EVER bring your kids into a potentially hostile situation.
I fucking said what I said.
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Danielle Smith is a ghoul and her efforts in making life hell for trans kids is next level cruel.
Hey Danielle, FUCK YOU 🖕🏼
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When the Prime Minister takes time to talk directly to Canadian kids. 💕 can you imagine Trump doing that? 😂
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Stop panic buying! For fuck’s sake! STOP!!!! You do not need 12 cartons of eggs. JFC. Stop it!!!! All I can think of is some person who needs food and won’t be able to buy any because people freak the fuck out.
#BCStorm
#SupplyChainCrisis
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Here’s the full footage for any stupid fucks that are falling for the bullshit that he was snubbed
@WeAreCanProud
@JustinTrudeau
Here is a more accurate portrayal.
@JustinTrudeau
politely hand gestures Brazilian President
@Jairbolsonaro
that someone wishes to shake his hand on the opposite side of him.
Then the two leaders shake each others hands & smile at the
#G20Summit
#Cdnpoli
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Pierre is dangerous. He’s lit the fuse on a slow burn that will blow up in ALL of our faces.
#PierrePoilievreIsLyingToYou
#NeverVoteConservative
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Haha “I appreciate your question is taking us back to March 16, but I’m focused on today” Well done PM JT. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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So Mark Donnelly made the idiotic decision to sing the 🇨🇦 anthem for an anti-mask rally? I hope the Canucks drop him.
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If a father taking his son to a movie bothers you and you have to resort to homophobic slurs you just might be a bigoted asshole 🤷🏼♀️
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I’m 100 % positive PP was trying to get tossed today because he knows damn well a lot of his base either don’t know or don’t care about decorum and he’s playing it up
like a fiddle.
This country is heading down the same path as the USA.
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Working on my communist tan at the prettiest communist lake in all of communist Canada.
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Do those truckers know that the States have a vaccine mandate for crossing the border? 🧐
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16 more sleeps until the days start getting longer!!!
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