The next time some ignorant American tells me, as a Canadian, that I should mind my own business when it comes to their politics, I think it would only be prudent to remind them of
#IranPlaneCrash
that took 63 Canadian lives due to the actions and fallout of their "President".
If you’re complaining that pride is being “shoved down your throat”, ask yourself if anyone from the LGTBQIA+ community has ever knocked on your front door and given you pamphlets about their beliefs.
So wait.... 6 people experience blood clots after the Johnson and Johnson vaccine in the USA and they stop using it. But gun violence takes thousands of lives every year, yet no real gun control EVER happens. 🤔
Con supporters: Trudeau has destoyed Canada.
Me: Examples please?
Cons: TURDeau. Justine. Eyebrows. You're triggered. Canada is ruined. SOCIALISM IS EVIL.
Me: Um, it's doing quite well actually. If you look at...
Cons: Fake News you libtard. Go drink water out of a box.
/fin
I honestly do not give one single shit that our new Governor General doesn’t speak French. I DO give a lot of shits about certain people freaking the fuck out about it. She has said she was given no real opportunity to learn while growing up. Hmmm. I wonder why?
And don't EVEN come at me with a "But it was the Iranians who did this" trope. Yes, they did. BECAUSE OF TRUMP. He instigated the ENTIRE chain of events.
Just a friendly humane reminder. Being homeless isn’t a crime. But you know what isn’t humane?? Taking what little shelter they have in -22 degree weather and then tasing them when they try to fight for their belongings.
Holy 💩
This should alarm everyone, even conservatives. “A tax funded mouthpiece for Justin Trudeau” is an appalling leap into fascist undermining of democratic rights of journalists. Pierre Poilievre is more brazen everyday.
Excellent job from this reporter, pushing for an actual answer to her question amid relentless personal attacks.
The whole “you’re biased” tantrum in the face of any and all tough questions is getting old — and obvious — really quickly.
Hmmmm, should I listen to Ezra Irrelevant’s insane, groundless fear-mongering or listen to a highly-educated, intelligent doctor who has years of experience with infectious diseases. Gosh what a choice.
#IStandWithDrTam
LMAOOOO my daughter just watched a CPC ad against JT and she says “old people shouldn’t be allowed to vote. It’s not your world anymore” and I fucking died 😂
You guys, if the biggest Trudeau story of the day is plastic forks and knives, I’m thinking the
@CPC_HQ
is literally grasping at.... wait for it.... straws.
Not only are those “influencers” being denied flights back, they’re also being outed as trying to scam the PCR tests w Vaseline, are still testing positive & will face fines and possible jail time when they (finally) get home. How do you say fuck around and find out in French?
Every single politician who is supporting this trucker convoy is BY DEFAULT supporting any threats and attempts at violence that could be directed towards the Prime Minister.
Full stop.
I dunno, back when we protested Harper, we just put stickers of his name on stop signs. I never wished harm on him.
This entire thing is so incredibly heartbreaking. I feel we are headed towards a complete societal collapse.
So
#DonCherry
gets fired, which most people agree with, and yet there’s still a small noisy contingent of “free speech” warriors who fail to understand that there are heavy real-life consequences in saying awful racist things. Catch up, folks. The world is leaving you behind.
We have Freedom of Expression in Canada.
Trans kids are at higher risk of suicide.
Kids are NOT pooping in litter boxes at school.
The PM isn’t a fascist/communist/autocratic/dictator.
Turkeys don’t cost $120.
5G won’t turn us into zombies.
Let me get this straight. Politicians can lie about their impoverished childhoods, set up snitch lines to tattle on their friends & neighbours, destroy the public education system and place LGTBQ youth & kids with autism in jeopardy but JT inherited money & THAT'S the bad part?
Let me tell you how we got married.
It was at a family BBQ & nobody knew. While everyone gathered getting ready to eat, we stood up and handed out invitations. “Surprise” we said, and got married in the garden. (I carried my baby boy instead of a bouquet) Total cost was $400! 😂
Hey Employers! STOP ASKING YOUR SICK EMPLOYEES FOR DOCTOR'S NOTES. This is not often covered by medical, so it costs them $ AND it means they come and spread their illness around when they should just be at home in bed. Just please. Believe them when they say they have the flu.
A small minority of people may think that Erin O’Toole’s “joke” about the Prime Minister moving into a port-a-potty is a real knee-slapper. I’d wager good money that those very people also tell racist jokes and think that I ❤️ O&G t-shirts are the height of fashion.
Look, the second you reveal that you deny climate change, I will automatically lump you in with Flat-Earthers and you no longer hold any intellectual merit with me.
Get this. My sister is an elementary school EA, she told me some parents are withdrawing their daughters from school as a precaution because the teaching staff are getting vaccinated and they don’t want their daughters to become infertile. 🤦♀️
I lost my paternal grandmother this weekend. She was married for over 70 years. Loved a good dirty joke. Made bread like a boss. Danced with my grandpa every chance she could. Wore lipstick every day.
And she died, surrounded by love.
I ❤️ you, GG.
Does Erin O’Toole think this what Canadians want in a leader? A childish wanna-be-bully, with a shitty sense of “humor”?
This guy is a fucking asshole.
#ErinOTrump
There’s an alarmingly large number of people who clearly do not understand any of these political/governmental terms:
Dictatorship. Communism. Authoritarian. Fascism. Socialism.
Please. PLEASE. READ A GODDAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING 🤦♀️
I don’t get the fear of socialism. I mean, the basic tenets of humanity is to care, support and help each other. How is that a bad thing? I’m not religious but JESUS man. He preached that shit, no? So WHY are all the hyper-religious against what he taught? 🧐🤷🏼♀️
#HurricaneDorian
should head straight for Mar-a-Lago and level that place to the fucking ground. Wouldn’t that be the best karma ever? Bet FEMA would get all the funding then 😒
Just read an article with Michelle Rempel and Lisa Raitt bemoaning the increasing violent towards politicians. Like, maybe STOP FANNING THE FLAMES OF HATEFUL DIVISION FOR STARTERS 🤷🏼♀️
Good gawd Pierre is such a caustic, whiny, cringey, offensive, pathetic, rude, snivelly, bombastic, impudent, callous, uncaring, divisive little snot rag.
I’ve never been to Ottawa. Peeps who are familiar with it, tell me, how easy is it for “50,000” (lmao) trucks to get to Parliament Hill?
Haha 50,000. That’s too fucking funny
According to many Conservative tweeters, Canada is a country completely destroyed, teeming with dangerous illegal immigrants. 🤔 I’m not sure where THEY live, but my Canada is doing ok...
Annoying teens lurking around? Neighbours a different colour than you? Maybe that lady across the street likes other ladies? Hire a professional Grumpy Porch Yeller. For a small fee he’ll shake his fists and scream GET OFF MY LAWN.
#DonCherrysNextJob
Every tweet that comes from someone in the
@CPC_HQ
assures me that if they were in charge right now, our country would resemble that of our southern neighbours.
My hubby and daughter conspired and got me the Doc Martens I’ve been drooling over foreverrrrr. Holy shitballs I’m in LOVE with these boots 😍
#spoiledrotten
#asskickers
Today, in my
#tyrannical
#communist
#dictatorship
country, I woke up, drank coffee while perusing the internet, had a hot shower, got ready, drove to work, made $, bought wine, drove home, shopped online, made dinner, watched Netflix. 😂
I’ve done a lot of dumbass shit in my life but I’ve never held up a sign that caused the biggest crash ever in Tour de France history and for that I’m grateful.
#TourDeFrance2021
Just thinking about the time I prepped an IUD tray, told the (male) doc the cervical numbing spray was on the tray too. He said “I’ve never needed to use that” to which I looked him in the eye & said SAYS THE GUY WITH NO CERVIX, he blushed & proceeded to offer it to the patient.
Oh hey remember when Chrystia Freeland was verbally assaulted and called a bunch of names? Pierre took his sweet time to say anything* about that but boy oh boy, he sure whinged about being pressed by a journalist 😂🤣
So let me get this straight. Pierre Poilievre is basing his entire “campaign” on *checks notes* the oil and gas sector and completely dismissing the millions of Canadians who want to move towards greener technology.
I’m not so sure he thought this through.
So the CPC doesn’t believe in mandatory vaccinations (because bodily autonomy) but they don’t agree with a woman’s right to choose and then they also vote against the banning of conversion therapy.
Hypocritical cherry picking 🧐
#cdnpoli
Anyone else feel like there’s something else looming? I have dread simmering in the pit of my belly. The whole “darkest before dawn” thing. I fear the cops know if they engage more forcefully, shit will get real in a very very bad way. 😐
Of all the predictably sexist and completely ignorant victim-blaming cards Angus could play, he went with “she should have said something”
Get all the way fucked you decrepit misogynistic POS.
The video shows a damning picture of police behaviour. Freeland could at least have said something like “ quit bothering me” before the RCMP security guy acted like a thug when he assaulted Menzies. The bald cop and Freeland will wear this a lot longer than the hapless reporter.
Last night I dreamt that Justin Trudeau (who was wearing an all-denim acid-washed suit) and I sat on a couch, smoked a doobie together and then totally ripped Andrew Scheer apart. I woke up laughing.
Quick question. Are husbands born with the innate ability to stand directly in front of the place you need to be or do y’all take a pre-marriage course in it?
Gross, just watched Michelle “I Block Everyone” Rempel sniveling on the news about how big bad Trudeau isn’t administering the vaccines fast enough in the provinces. 🤦♀️
To those who think the PM should meet w the protesters. With who? Pat King? Tamara Lich? The woman who danced on the tomb? The guy who pee’d on the memorial? The ones who took food from the soup kitchen? April, who got mad when her Facebook was shut down?
Will
@AndrewScheer
‘s “Listening Tour” include First Nations, environmental advocates and LGBTQ groups? Or will it be a conservative-only vetted series of gatherings?
Story time.
Once in a club a guy came up behind me and thought it was a good idea to lick my shoulder. I turned around and punched him as hard as I could in the gut and watched him drop like the sack of shit he was.
Those fucking assholes who are using their own children as human shields to elicit sympathy when the injunctions eventually are enforced are absolute bags of dog shit. You do NOT EVER bring your kids into a potentially hostile situation.
I fucking said what I said.
Stop panic buying! For fuck’s sake! STOP!!!! You do not need 12 cartons of eggs. JFC. Stop it!!!! All I can think of is some person who needs food and won’t be able to buy any because people freak the fuck out.
#BCStorm
#SupplyChainCrisis
I’m 100 % positive PP was trying to get tossed today because he knows damn well a lot of his base either don’t know or don’t care about decorum and he’s playing it up
like a fiddle.
This country is heading down the same path as the USA.