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Tonight, after 7 months and 100+ hours, I beat Alien Isolation on its hardest possible difficulty without dying once.
This is the greatest day of my life
Every year for New Year’s Eve I go over to my girlfriend’s very Asian family gathering to play Mahjong and every year I run their pockets.
Whoever said video games give you no life skills has never played Yakuza
1. Platinum Trophy Equivalent
2. Way to unlock online achievements after servers close
3. Some type of reward (dynamic background or something) for 100%ing a game
4. Can delete games under 20% complete from profile along with the gamerscore
Please Mr. Phil 🙏
Last self-glaze post for a bit, but RE6 managed to become my first vid ever to hit 200k in under 24 hours (Pog)
The first video to hit 100k in under 24 hours? RE7, the video where I promised to play RE6 with Joe LMAO
Alien Isolation video is finally up. Literally a year in the making since I started this challenge in December ‘22. I think it’s some of my best work.
Hope you enjoy it :)
Ever since the Xbox 360 shut down it’s online store last week, I’m starting to giga collect a bunch of other games I couldn’t get my hands on. Here’s my haul from the last week or so!
I have now officially 100%’ed over half the games I’ve ever played which is pretty cool! Next goals are 300 completed games, 2.0 Ratio and of course that half milli gamerscore 💪
After not playing the game for 3 years and 914 deaths, the Sekiro No Healing/No Reviving/Demon Bell On/Charmless/One Save File/Every Achievement run is finally over.
(This is not a joke lmao)
And not gonna lie I would totally do it again, this game rules haha
100k in under 12 hours is BONKERS. Thanks for all the love on the new video friends. I’m going to make sure the Alien vid blows this out of the water 😤
It’s been brought to my attention that since I use fancy words like “encroachment” and “libel” in my videos, I’ve been misinforming my viewers about how much of a dumbass I am.
That being said, I’m now labeling myself as “only kind of a dumbass”. Thank you for your understanding
I’ve officially been a YouTuber for a year now! Literally could never have imagined this many people would support my dumbass videos. Thank you to everyone for making this one of the best years of my life :)
I like everyone else am super disappointed by the PS5 Pro pricing. Why didn’t they make it MORE expensive?
How am I supposed to flex that I have the superior version of the console if that shit isn’t $3000 minimum?! Do better Sony
Turns out I was the first person to unlock the first possible achievement you can get in Starfield, which is super cool!
Apparently I needed was the very slight advantage of getting my game code way in advance of the general public. Just goes to show that cheating works kids!
My friends always tell me I’m a workaholic and I never believe them because I feel like I’m lazy. But today I’m so sick that I can’t record voiceover for the next vid, and instead of resting I’m working on cuts for the vid coming out in like June.
What is wrong with me man 😭
Doing some last minute purchases before the Xbox 360 store closure tomorrow, and it’s gotten so out of hand that I’m now getting fraud alerts from my bank on FREE DLC 😭
2/6 Halo LASO campaigns done! This one was giga-ass.
Thank you again to my king
@3pointsha
for going through it with me in both senses of the term. Especially since this was his FIRST TIME EVER playing Halo CE lmao
BIG thank you to
@RayNarvaezJr
for the most insane twitch raid of my life! He’s a major reason I got into achievement hunting in the first place, and everyone that came over from his stream was genuinely so nice. brownHEART
Was rewatching some of my Dead Space 2 vid since I needed some snippets for Dead Space 3 and WOW it’s crazy how much better I feel my videos are now.
It’s super motivating to compare them side by side and see how much progress I’ve made as an editor compared to over a year ago
Day 979 of Solo Max Difficulty RE6:
After 68 hours I think I’m finally almost done with the 3rd chapter of Chris’ campaign. Far better than the 90 it took for the Second
I haven’t eaten in days hoping I can hallucinate a good game as a result. So far there has been no luck
Delayed reaction, but we hit 1000 subs on twitch for the first time which is crazy. Can't thank you all enough for the support as I lose my mind on this Alien Isolation run. Tomorrow is the day surely
Day 1035 of Solo No Hope RE6:
537 hours later and I’m halfway done with Chris’ campaign. I don’t know how much longer I can go on
The only thing keeping me going is seeing Leon’s beautiful blond locks again, however I fear by the time I do, they will have already gone grey
My Life’s Dream is to one day eat at the Pentagon Subway. Are their subs made from actual nuclear submarines? Does the CIA know something the general public doesn’t in regards to putting in a Subway here rather than, say, a Jimmy Johns? These are questions that must be answered
Many people in history are know for their bravery. Alexander the Great, Joan of Arc, and Leonidas of Sparta come to mind, but none of them ever had to play Hard Rain Solo on Expert Realism in L4D2 so I think I have them beat on this one
I know I’m late to the party, but the DLC for this game is crazy. DOUBLE MARAUDERS?! GHOSTBUSTER MECHANICS?! 10 TRILLION ENEMIES EVERY FIGHT?!
One of the most stressful games I’ve ever played in my life lmao
Well good news on the Left 4 Dead 2 solo expert realism run. We started on Dead Center Chapter 3 today and three hours later got all the way to Dead Center Chapter 3! Great day of gaming all around I gotta say
Alan Wake 2 was throwing haymakers at the end there, but is still think Lies of P is my Game of the Year. I’d complete this all over again in a heartbeat
We ended up raising $3,626.69 for St. Jude’s hospital! Thank you to all the people that showed up and donated during the Dead Space playthrough. I think we have definitely proven that it’s a child friendly game at this point
Finally completed the new Like a Dragon game and it’s honestly insane how good this game is when it’s supposed to be more of a side thing. I’d even say it’s a top 3 Yakuza for me after 0 and 7.
Also I hope we get more Akame lol
Managed to stop playing Starfield long enough to finish this. It’s actually really easy but don’t tell anyone I need the achievement rarity to stay low until the video’s out
Late to the party but I finally beat the Elden Ring DLC with all Remembrances!
256 deaths total, with 105 of them being to the last boss (Mainly because I was stubborn and wanted to beat him with a giant toothpick that didn’t have frost or bleed lmao)
9/10, SO much fun
Now that public opinion has shifted more positively on Fallout 76 I am no longer afraid to say this aloud.
76 might have the best map in any Fallout game. So many different cool POI’s and biomes that kept me invested even before all the updates
Okay serious question: Who’s willing to go 50/50 on a Gouch with me? I just want to be held in these strong yet soft gorilla arms at least once in my life
I swear to god if I die one more time to the chapter 11 security guard in Alien Isolation I’m gonna start looking at this desk like Jackie Chan looks at cement blocks