Smillew (certified liar)
@Smillew_Rahcuef
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Joined February 2021
The Lying Internet Theory is the belief that the vast majority of internet traffic, posts, and users exist to maximize engagement. The goal isn’t to share genuine content but to produce content that earns likes, replies, shares, and, ultimately, money.
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@crazyclipsonly I’d recommend slamming the breaks before the horn, but that gets you less impressions on social media.
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@Dexerto As a viewer, I would tell her to "go outside" and that telling other people what their life goals should be "isn't a life goal.”.
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@PicturesFoIder This is a male (female is dark green) garsider. It’s mainly found in Botswana, but also appears in Australia and North America. It share characteristics with the platypus and is a mammal.
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@elmo Elmo was wrong. I need this.💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 💰.
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@NoCapFights This happened three years ago. It got a lot of comments on social media as you can imagine. But I come with good news. She showed him the replies and he acknowledged his mistake. Seriously. He made it up to her and they’re still happily married.
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@InternetH0F “It’s clickbait, dad. Don’t fall for it.” .- my daughter, 4, who is a lot smarter than Rebecca’s son.
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@InternetH0F My parents pushed it further.“When are you going to tell your wife about us?”.“I don’t need anymore. She died in a car accident yesterday.”.“What!!? Did you do it?”.“Of course not. But it was my third wife. Maybe I have bad luck? Anyway. We can get married when you want now.”.
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@TheFigen_ Second couple spent 5 minutes together that week so far. First couple (on their phones) are tourists spending 24/7 together. Stop assuming. You have no idea why people do what they do.
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@PicturesFoIder Context 🚨.This man has been caught. He wasn’t a Bayern fan. He was a Dortmund supporter. The Bayern shirt was part of his disguise.
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@crazyclipsonly From what I read, his friends told him the ceremony was organized by MrBeast and that the first one to put his child on the throne would won the church.
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@kirawontmiss As an Apple shareholder and Android user, I’d like to express my gratitude to people buying overpriced Apple products everywhere.
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@StrangestMedia Not sure what’s the satire about here, but, based on the pee color, this man is well hydrated.
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@crazyclipsonly This happened in Raleigh (North Carolina) in 2023. Guy went to jail 5 months for this. The filming/laughing/friend got 100hours of community service.
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@NoCapFights From what I heard, her ex-boyfriend followed her to this place and paid an employee $1,000 to do that because she broke up with him after he beat her at Fortnite.
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@NoCapFights What do you mean zero pressure?. He’s live on TV in front of an audience and sitting next to the woman of his dreams. That’s a lot of pressure to handle for someone who hasn’t attended any of Cobra Tate masterclass on seducing women.
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@InternetH0F From what I heard, it's even more wild. She forgot to mention her parents had opened their marriage and her mother was dating the father of the 45-year-old guy.
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@crazyclipsonly Yeah. Nothing like being a millionaire and getting upset because the guy parking your car took a piece of gum from you….
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@PicturesFoIder Interesting (and formally false), but that’s not why people are speeding. They do it to arrive before the others. And it doesn’t matter if it’s one hour or one sec before. What matters is that they WIN.
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@cctvidiots The video lacks context, but worry not, I have plenty of it. The guy had been insulting the security lad all evening. And.He had done it the day before. And the week before. And like that for three months. What we see in the video is the moment the security king snapped. I.
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@PicturesFoIder I open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door, and sell the giraffe.
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@PicturesFoIder Context: The guy had been teasing the security guard like this several times that evening and in the weeks before. Each time, the guard kept his cool. But this time, the guy compared the guard's appendage to a peanut and the guard snapped. It's understandable. (and well.
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@TheFigen_ Here we can see she’s a kind person who pays attention to to not ruining his clothes and putting food everywhere
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@NoContextHumans Birthday is supposed to celebrate the person, not hurt them physically and emotionally.
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@weirddalle Context 🚨.As it turned out, the second guy was the first one’s roommate in college. They reconnected in the Reddit thread. And then, they thought having a relationship could be a way to sublimate their shared desire for the wife. It worked. They live in Provincetown now.
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@crazyclipsonly I read that the driver did it on purpose. He got the package .And.got rid of her. Win/win.
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@interesting_aIl Triple satisfaction. For the lizard, the person helping, and the viewer. That’s rare on social media.
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@NoContextHumans It’s because the meat is super fresh and there’s still some electric activity in the muscles. Same as headless chickens still running. The bbq will be yummy.
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@NoContextHumans Apparently they will also have braces from the beginning, which should help them a lot in life.
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@InternetH0F You stopped before the best part!!.Their mother comes and it turns out they're not from the same father.
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@RealEmirHan That's because they make funnier ones now. With jokes that aren't unnecessarily punching down. Modern comedies are much more respectful.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Context 🚨.Sorry for the sad mood, but it turned out the cat had been abandoned by its owners. It was their fifth try. Previous attempts had been at lower points of the trail but the cat kept coming back… so they went all the way up. Good news is the cat found a new home 💙.
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@InternetH0F I’d like to draw the attention of the viewers to this important part.(I mean the one at the bottom left that says Media Improv and Filming)
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@Dexerto From what I read, fake-7-real-6 guy seduced the investigator’s girlfriend when they were together in college. Since then, investigator guy is correcting every fake-7-real-6 guy’s lies on social media. He spent $55,000 doing it so far 😳.But made $120,000 from his channel 🤓.
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@crazyclipsonly I said it before and will say it again. Phones aren’t object anymore, they’re extension of our very self. They’re our digital subconsciousness. I would also react like that if someone took away part of my self. It’s only basic survival instinct at this point.
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@weirddalle The beauty of marketing is that it will make you pay to do things you would never accept to do for free.
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@TheFigen_ Same with my neighbors. I kept an eye on their kid for 5 minutes once. Now I’m babysitting for free every Fridays.
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@NoContextBrits There are some French words on the other one. That’s why they had to decrease the price to the point it makes weird economic sense.
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@HumansNoContext It’s a metaphor for our society. The broken nail in the middle is the warning sign we didn’t want to see. We’re currently here:.Still time to slow down. But guess what we will do?
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@InternetH0F Ethically speaking, it might have been the right thing to do. From what I read, the son was sterile but wanted to have a naturally conceived child with a DNA as close as possible as his own. He asked his brother, but he refused. So his father sacrificed himself.
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@PicturesFoIder From what I read he had pranked her the year before by leaving her waiting at the altar. She forgave him under 1 condition: “buy me a real ring.”.And he pranked her again instead. Now (2 years later) she’s married with his best friend (the one filming here) with whom she affaired.
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@InternetH0F Context 🚨.The owner got caught and fined $8,000 for this. Ex-owner I mean. And the dog is now living with a new loving family in Colorado. 💙.
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@OHWallStreet Crazy that so many replies would fire someone for giving feedback. That’s not conductive to a healthy company culture.
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@InternetH0F It’s irritating how some replies here are comments about how irritating it is to see most of the replies are random videos and memes which are not related to the original tweet.
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@crazyclipsonly I bought her six margaritas and I can barely type this. Don’t repeat my mistake, people.
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@no_1_suspicious @NoCapFights I thought it would be nice to have some feel-good story for a change! :D.
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@crazyclipsonly Even a chess prodigy can’t use Android phones. That shows how superior the iPhone is. Maybe android users will connect the dots one day.
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@PicturesFoIder She does this on livestream because she knows how much society loves to schadenfreude others and maybe by sacrificing her dignity she will make enough money to get her kids back and give them education and love.
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@JoeAlderman11 @PicturesFoIder I think the “female is dark green” was a nice touch. Thanks for appreciating 😁.
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@crazyclipsonly The problems started when they were all on the same plane before. The girl had been provoking other passengers by eating fries with mayonnaise instead of the generally approved brand of ketchup. Flight attendants asked her to at least mix the two, but she refused. The rest is.
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@crazyclipsonly This is called the Babadook Test. It's like the Marshmallow Test, but different. While the Marshmallow Test verified kids' levels of self-control, the Babadook Test explores parents' ethical standards and tries to answer the question: how far are people willing to go for likes?.
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@creepydotorg This is a male (female is dark blue) tarsider. It’s mainly found in Namibia, but also appears in Australia and North America. It share characteristics with the platypus but is not a mammal.
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@crazyclipsonly “Accidentally” received the order to “accidentally” fire a rocket at a political opponent who “accidentally” was there.
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@PicturesFoIder People who say tips aren’t compulsory never worked in the service industry. She’s right. 10% tip is cheap.
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