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I'm back and more kawaii than ever. Check out my videos here

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Joined February 2012
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the censored version of my latest video was just yeeted off youtube. you can watch the uncensored version on newgrounds
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Let me fix that for you babe
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The only reason he didn't fight them was because he didn't want to be charged with assaulting a federal agent.
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Maybe hypocrite feminist @roseveleth should clean our her own closet before slut shaming a man's choice of attire. http://t.co/FdBKhZsvp8
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I made the #GamerGate blacklist today, joining the ranks of @Nero and a guy that cut in front of @freebsdgirl at an all you can eat buffet
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in space, no one can hear the fire alarm chirp
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Silly @freebsdgirl , if #GamerGate was attacking you, it would be called "Whaling" not "Sea-Lioning" http://t.co/npGuzQZjIa
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I want to buy an award from #TheGameAwards . I know I haven't made a game, but neither did the "Her Story" team
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I get that @McKelvie wants to be a brown person, but being full of shit is not the way to go about it. http://t.co/MWcv7J1GDi
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No no no. I asked for a bulbasaur. Not a bulbous whore
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つよそう。
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I wasn't sure how Geoff funded #GameAwards2014 without Doritos, then he gave dragon age inquisition game of the year over bayonetta 2
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Social Justice Warriors and Team Ninja have come to a compromise on the #DOAX3 localization.
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I made this quick primer for people new to #GamerGate . Hopefully, it clears up some of the more confusing terms. http://t.co/Pzv6TNsu2P
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All you idiot misogynist gamers claiming phil fish and zoey quim hacked their own accounts forget that neither of them know how to code!
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BREAKING NEWS! A shipping error involving vats of greek yogurt and vats of semen led @radicalbytes to accidentally consume greek yogurt
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Who would have guessed that gaming journalist's semen was so fattening? #GDC2015 http://t.co/4DG6IqpJo6
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. @reverendanthony lied about his tastes in coffee and girls. He really prefers them filled with someone else's cream. http://t.co/79Fugbx4JO
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Nobody wanted Deadmau5 to play music at #TheGameAwards and so far, he hasn't
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. @TimOfLegend had more sock puppet jokes planned but needs another 5 million to finish the other half of his set.
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. @josswhedon This cuckold Suckled Black cocks by the truckload http://t.co/AWclbqsSC9
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Of all the sandwiches this fat fuck has eaten, knuckle has proven to be the worst for his health by far.
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Some common SJW terms still confuse newcomers to #GamerGate so I've made another list. Hope this helps. http://t.co/1knPpOl2Ut
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As in real life, the role Anita Sarkesian in the Zoe Quinn movie will be played by Jon Macintosh
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"Why can't everyone be as ugly on the outside as I am on the inside?" http://t.co/EMRRDldFQR
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. @radicalbytes No one is calling you gay John. On a side note, do Anita's earrings slap you in the back during sex or just her testicles?
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I contacted "journalist" @dpakman with my #gamergate story, but he's apparently only interested in liberal click-bait http://t.co/iSo721NqtK
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Fun Fact #FeministFrequency is an anagram for "Mrs Nifty Nice Queef" http://t.co/zjCmfwk2Y3
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Plus-sized, gender-fluid, and never shuts its fucking mouth. Is Kirby a Social Justice Warrior? #nintendo #e3 http://t.co/5nk1mbkGaa
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@OneyNG let me fix that for you babe
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The @the_moviebob is correct about the Zoe Quinn movie. They're already scouting locations for Zoe's snatch!
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There are very few TV shows made for muslims since most of their pilots bomb
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In this photo, @FemmFreq and an unidentified special needs child discus their favorite thing to sit on. http://t.co/fIIgbSBDLK
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CORRECTION! The Zoe Quinn film isn't opening early for fifty members of the press, Zoe Quinn herself is.
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#gamergate losers need to leave @TimOfLegend alone. He only put that sock on his hand to facilitate putting his foot in his mouth.
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#GamerGate jerks keep joking that @freebsdgirl 's career is floundering, and that's not true. She's much better suited for gathering krill.
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Anita was also going to bake her own wedding cake but couldn't after realizing she was out of eggs.
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Silly @Spacekatgal , #GamerGate doesn't say you're a fake-gamer girl. You're actually a fake-girl gamer! http://t.co/E2udxDS1lQ
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. @radicalbytes Don't worry John, no one assumes you're straight.
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Ever increasing their social sensitivity, Konami hired this elderly lesbian couple to produce the next Silent Hill http://t.co/8d3FzNvNC5
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Maybe she's born with it http://t.co/PBQXfzuWhG
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Anyone else notice @leighalexander at nintendo's digital event? http://t.co/xlwtTJhD4Q
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. @stillgray @keitichandesu you're more like public toilet, yellow on the outside and full of shit.
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Dear Shitlords, I have decided to live as a beautiful transgendered woman with down syndrome. My preferred pronouns are Po, Tay, and Toe.
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Strange, you'd think this cuckold would be used to hearing "ha ha suck it" by now. http://t.co/csuJ7ofFMX
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#Fallout4 takes place in 2008 judging from the graphics http://t.co/UmWJnPe77B
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The new orc leader is especially spooky in the latest edition of #shitlordoftherings
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They call them #altgames because when you see them, you'll press Alt+Tab and play something else
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. @Veeren_Jubbal @junodog all four members or just gene simmons?
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If #SocialJustice was justice they would just call it justice.
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According to @femfreq , video game AI is so advanced these days, it knows when bitches and whores are playing! http://t.co/yCpvD9nhze
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I lost my 15k sub, 7 million view channel due to this manlet making a fake dmca because he was mad that I made this video that makes fun of him
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Banned Second Life YouTuber is allegedly sending fake copyright strikes to other content creators out of 'jealousy'
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To be fair, @thelindywest does most of her blocking while asleep http://t.co/WqHoa7OeeX
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U ever fuck so many people for favorable press you needed a mailing list to keep them in order? #GamerGate #ZoeQuinn http://t.co/NkNsfLE1ya
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Imagine being a police officer in England. You see a muslim stab an English man in the chest, embedding the knife into his still-beating English heart. Your beans and toast are getting cold. But tea will have to wait. First, you need to arrest that English man for possessing a
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An artistic recreation of a @freebsdgirl tweet* http://t.co/rP030sMOaJ
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Patricia Hernandez was fired from Kotaku today and I for one offer my sympathies. Bearing this in mind, please refrain from doubting the quality of Patricia Hernandez's writing. In fact, I don't believe "Patricia Hernandez" and "Quality Writing" should be spoken in the same
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. @McKelvie "Who cares about dialogue/plot/prose if it doesn't treat minorities like spoiled children who need to be told they're special?"
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In unrelated news, @reverendanthony is suing Dannon over their use of his stage name "Fruit on the Bottom"
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That horrific moment when you realize "Brianna Wu" is an anagram for "I wanna rub" http://t.co/suKHXou6S5
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Fun fact: This video where I distract speedrunners with one-liners cost me 13 twitch accounts and an ip range ban.
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A clerk sold me on going as "fruit full of black seed" for Halloween. Turns out he sold me a @reverendanthony costume http://t.co/sI3wv0Um9k
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There is only one reason to ever #GiveYourMoneyToWomen http://t.co/zKI3wu3OQB
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Guys stop. There is nothing funny about @reverendanthony 's wife cuckolding him. Unless she gets creampied by a clown.
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Prostate cancer has been quoted as saying that it will not rest until the real killer of OJ Simpson is found.
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Former Buffalo Bills RB O.J. Simpson reportedly has been diagnosed when prostate cancer, per @TMZ .
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TOXIC MASCULINITY = when @radicalbytes gorges on so many gobs of grimy gentlemen goo that he gets a cummy tummy ache. http://t.co/4nIaR5zm9s
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. @Spacekatgal , you could call it "The Life of an Insufferable Faggot" but people might think it's about @radicalbytes http://t.co/Yig6R0MGqf
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37 million dollars raised but cancer has not been prevented, autism is still unaware, doctors still have borders, and the last person to look into their tax returns "committed suicide" before he could publish his findings. 🤔
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. @Spacekatgal less than 1% of video game fans are shovel chinned goo gobblers but that hasn't slowed you down http://t.co/NlEnnmdQby
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Mr. Devito has suffered blunt trauma while shooting scenes for the Zoe Quinn film, wherein he portrays Zoe's clit
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OH NO! A CRAZY MAN WHO CAN'T DISCERN FANTASY FROM REALITY IS IN @SPACEKATGAL 's HOUSE! oh wait, it's just @Spacekatgal http://t.co/RHZtCYMEJ9
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Twitter in a nutshell
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How can you call them "first person" shooters if you don't shoot Adam? CHECKMATE GODLESS GAMER SCUM! http://t.co/aiN49V3Qfx
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. @suey_park Yeah but you have the unfair advantage of knowing kung fu. http://t.co/jXZXGkWaGS
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After unsuccessfully boycotting Joe Rogan and Spotify last year, Neil Young is now boycotting X and Elon Musk. I'd make a new song making fun of him, but I wouldn't want to put out more new Neil Young songs than Neil Young himself.
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They do this dance after shooting your unarmed teenage son through a closed door.
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The NYPD now has its own dance team
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. @TheQuinnspiracy sucks dick for favorable game reviews @PHIL_FISH does it just for the taste http://t.co/ELzCeQlUnn http://t.co/EWy8HEY1ZV
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. @the_moviebob You forgot "No Dad, I will not move out" http://t.co/fQwBNWciIi
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Consider yourself lucky, @ChrisAvellone there are worse things to see in your mirror. http://t.co/UiSoJPYvab
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. @TimOfLegend 's so fat he looks like real life big head mode but with a normal sized face http://t.co/ZyRnQnYZkf
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Zoe Quim walks into a bar. The bar tender tells her to take a load off. Zoe wipes her face.
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At the Zoe Quinn movie premier, popcorn isn't the only thing that comes in a massive salty box.
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Look, @dpakman , I get it, there are only so many hours in a day and impersonating Zach Braff takes time.
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first CNN fired Don Lemon then FoxNews fired Tucker Carlson What's next, NAMBLA fires Stephen Colbert?
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VALVE JUST ANNOUNCED HALF LIFE 3 DOLLARS OFF ON STEAM #GDC2015
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Maybe he staggered back inside because you locked him out on a night so cold that it killed him you blithering idiot http://t.co/9CuBB834Nk
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The Chinese have a proverb about greedy people starving in hell because their chopsticks are too long to feed themselves with, while everyone in heaven is fat because they use their chopsticks to feed each other. Remember this the next time you try and fail to suck your own dick.
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. @Spacekatgal @cynixy does this "microphone" come at you through a hole in a truck stop bathroom wall? http://t.co/nZN1evkGU8
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Shit @Gawker , get your facts straight. http://t.co/wA73Te3MZi
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Why should America send troops to Israel when there are plenty of American Jews to conscript instead? 🤔They seem to be for escalation after all. 🤡
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. @BlazingBladex @TheQuinnspiracy @femfreq @Spacekatgal Brianna gave up on being a man you silly goose
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I used AI to create a rendering the most powerful man imaginable. I call him "grin man" for reasons I am not at liberty to disclose.
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BREAKING NEWS! @ChrisAvellone cares about his anus so much he looks at it through a mirror. http://t.co/90v1W4HqFT
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. @ADobsonComics Even your mute list is over inflated http://t.co/BZP0suDv1k
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